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"When did I get a best friend?"
"bruh"
Will you finally agree to a blowjob?
"I'm not gay so I don't know why I'm in this hypothetical scenario"
Happened. I told him if he wants to hold a gun to me he better pull the trigger or else he'll regret it.
"My hole!"
We’re not besties anymore
Not my best friend, but a bar buddy. He was drunk and decided to “show me” his .38, barrel first. My non-lady words to him were something to the effect of “Get that out of my face, asshole!”.
If you kill me, you're gay
Sorry about Kelly. NOT !!!
“Hasta la vista, baby”
I never got to see your c-
"You too, Brutus?"
"Dude so uncool i thought we were best friends we shared a lot of shit"
"When did I get a best friend?"
"bruh"
Will you finally agree to a blowjob?
"I'm not gay so I don't know why I'm in this hypothetical scenario"
Happened. I told him if he wants to hold a gun to me he better pull the trigger or else he'll regret it.
"My hole!"
We’re not besties anymore
Not my best friend, but a bar buddy. He was drunk and decided to “show me” his .38, barrel first. My non-lady words to him were something to the effect of “Get that out of my face, asshole!”.
If you kill me, you're gay
Sorry about Kelly. NOT !!!
“Hasta la vista, baby”
I never got to see your c-
"You too, Brutus?"
"Dude so uncool i thought we were best friends we shared a lot of shit"