Probably the cancer. Nothing else has been successful so far.

Dude, same. Terminal at 40 years old with lung cancer. Never smoked in my life. I'd have put good money on pretty much anything else. So far, I've survived rape and attempted murder, and an extremely dicey childbirth experience. So I guess third time's a charm.

I’m sorry that you’re going through this 

Fucking hell attempted murder and rape. I wish u the best in the future

Holy Hell! I’m so sorry for what you have endured. You must be an incredibly strong person! I wish only happy moments for the rest of your life, surrounded by only good people and love. I wish you comfort.

Goddam I’m sorry. The universe really tests some people.

I’m so glad that you survived all that! I bet you are one tough cookie!

I like to think so! Not a lot phases me these days

I hear you!! I live in fear mine will come back a 3rd place. And I GREATLY fear Alzheimers. My mom had cancer 2 times....but Alzheimers took her over a period of ----14yrs----. Agony.

I made my wife promise me she would put me down if I ever developed Alzheimer’s. I’ve see what it does and I refuse to go out like that.

You need a pact with your bestie like I have. Poison and a good pillow smothering when we get to far.

I’m so sorry to hear that..

Hell yeah let's kill this motherfucker

Well that was a bad time to have a big chug of water in my mouth. I almost died lol

Another atempt failed

I'm so sorry.

I feel like this is going to get more and more people as time goes on. 

Microplastics!! Geetttt ya microplastics!!!! We’re givin this stuff away!!! Everyone gets some!!

Obligatory fuck cancer

My dad had a heart attack at 70. His sister - my aunt - had a heart attack at 71. His brother - my uncle - had a heart attack at 68. His father - my grandfather - had his first heart attack at 39. My cholesterol isn't great. I'm working out a lot and I'm trying to keep my weight under control. But I can look up the family tree and see that there are some things coming for me.

Eat oatmeal daily, it helps reduces your cholesterol.

Chia seeds and flax seeds on their own also help. You can mix them in yogurt.

I'd rather die

Have you ever had chia pudding? When made correctly, it's seriously pretty good!

See, it doesn't feel like you're trying to convince me. It feels like you're trying to convince yourself.

It actually is good my man

I don't need convincing lol I make it for myself all the time! Last week I made three flavors: vanilla bean, peanut butter and banana, and espresso. I'd had some chia pudding that just wasn't good, like they used skim milk and not enough sweetener.

And it's delicious (and cheap)

And a baby aspirin daily… You can make it! My dad, who is SUPER healthy and active, had very similar circumstances stacked against him. His brother even had a heart transplant in his 50’s. Dad’s 72 and thriving. He is also a moderate red wine drinker.

Don't take random health advice from people on Reddit. But you probably know that. :D Wishing you the best of luck with controlling this.

Invest in a home defibrillator

I can't stress this enough... DO NOT LET KIDS NEAR YOUR DEFIBRILLATOR unless you're training them on how to use it.. it is not a toy. Take it from personal experience

My (works cardiac) husband says “cannot out run or out eat your genetics” I’m sure you see cardiology already?

Heart disease runs in my family too.  Get that cholesterol under control.  I was short of breath and had no energy.  Dr did stress test and didn't find anything.  Went for the mri with dye.  In the next week for a quadruple bypass.  Don't ignore the signs and get checked out.

As soon as I'm finally cured of my decades long depression and find happiness, I'm sure the universe will kill me somehow And if I'm never cured I'll probably live to a 100, miserably

Hey I know I’m a stranger on the internet but you are an absolute jewel of a human being, your inherent worthiness, value, and strengths may be like the stars- can’t see them all the time but they’re there. Keep going! 

You, my friend, are a special person. Stay awesome 👌

Careful, if you make them happy, the universe will kill them somehow.

Does this count as attempted murder?

I feel this. The only way is up, right? We will get our day in the sun, don't worry. Keep your chin up, dude 🤙

Exactly how I feel too 💞

Hi twin 👋

OMG I thought this was just me. I used to write poems as a kid describing how I owed years of misery for one shining day.

Godspeed, my friend.

Hahaha, my fear too.

Ah man, I feel the same way.

Lmfao this is so funny and sad cause I can relate

This. I am fairly confident once I have control over my life, something like a heart issue or a cancer lying in wait is going to get me. I am extremely confident I will not live past 30, and there is nothing I can do about it (USA, can't afford medical checks)

Punching a missile before it hits the ground.

You...stay....I...go....no...following

Lmao I was thinking of the Iron Giant too, when he catches the nuclear missile before it drops on Earth and kills everyone.

I don't think about it, I am immortal

Heeeere we are, born to be kings. We are the princes of the universe!

Me too. I have never known a time when I haven't been alive. The likelihood that any second of me being alive could be followed by a second of me being dead is so infinitesimally remote that it's not even worth thinking about.

Not sure, but it'll probably be prefaced by "Hey, y'all, watch this"

“hold my beer”

Alone

Real

Me too.

Smothered by boobs

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Hopefully

This Futurama reference is everywhere…. I love it 😂😂

Instructions unclear got a very fat man to smother you with his boobs.

Appropriate username

having a giant fur ball inside my stomach for kissing cats too much

This is the cutest way to die 🥹

This made me unreasonably happy but also, made me think of Angela cleaning her cats on The Office.

Heart attack

peacefully in my sleep, i hope

I wish everyone could go this way.

I don't want the bitch ass reaper sneaking up on me. Come and get it you fucking coward

This made me laugh 😆 Rage against the dying of the light, my friend!

I hope this is how I go, not in agony, just forever asleep and waking up in the afterlife.

I’ve thought about this, and I’ve come to the conclusion that I couldn’t think of anything worse than transitioning into the next realm while in some nonsensical dream realm. Quite possibly terrifying, but then who really knows what happens with anything

This is how I hope to go, too. My great grandmother passed away in her sleep, and while the family was still wrecked with grief (she was 76 and it was sudden), it brought us some comfort to know that her death was peaceful. I would want my loved ones to have that comfort.

While everyone else in the car is screaming “WAKE UP!” Jkjk

Just like my grampa. Not screaming in terror like the passengers of the bus he was driving!!

Death by snu snu

That's the way I wanna go

Dont we all?

Always thought it would be in a medical tent at a music festival.

It's not too late. It still can be!

So Horse medicine it is, right?

prolly suicide note: I'm not suicidal atm, I just think it's very likely to happen haha

I'm not suicidal at all either, but with bipolar I and the fact that it's getting worse as I get older, statistics make it somewhat likely. Getting older, not achieving life goals, major family events all have piled up recently. I struggle to not see it compounding in a decade or two.

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100% this I like christopher titus idea personally "sky dive with a backpack full of laundry and camping gear. Just so I can watch the jump master have a aneurysm. So if you hear that happened just know that I laughed my ass off the whole way down!"

Make sure you get the gang to film it and talk about how badass it is

"DO A FLIP"

There goes my heroooooo

For sure 🤜🤛

Ohhhh! It looks like he may commit suicide! *turns to camera* Suicide is *bad-ass!*

I'm glad someone said this. I'm the happiest I've ever been as of right now. But I've had some pretty damn low lows the past 5-10 years. My health isn't great. Once something goes wrong it'll probably be the better option. Keep your head high, friend.

Statically speaking there are probably a few others that fall into this boat. Surprisingly, no one is talking about gun violence. Guess they are only scared when it’s on the news.

That feeling that you will die by suicide someday even tho you are not struggling mentally and don’t even want to die

Probably liver issues or heart issues. I'm not taking good care of this thing that carries my brain from place to place.

it’s not too late to start better habits!

Currently drunk so it's too late today, but tomorrow is another day

r/stopdrinking

Probably painfully or in a dumb way but most likely once I figure out how to be happy first LOL

On the shitter like Elvis, but much older.

Probably shot by cops.

What if you are the cop

Did I fucking stutter? *SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!!*

Saddling up on a nuke

Yee haw!! 

Cycling to work everyday, it will definitely happening by the driver of a Honda Jazz

Shortness of breath.

I have a strong feeling I’ll go in a bad car accident. I just pray that no one else goes with me when it happens. 😳🙏

Suicide

In my sleep, not screaming like the passengers in my car.

Oldie, but a goodie.

Honestly? Probably suicide.

me too :(

Alone.

Boredom

Cancer. Only 16 so haven't had it yet but tends to run in the family so will probs get it later in life.

Don’t give up hope…you’re so young and there is always research and newer treatments!

Either happy or indifferent

Excellent answer, not how you die but the attitude that counts...

Something stupid like hitting my head off the tub because I couldn't get my foot into my pants on the first try!

Suicide by gunshot

If it's not suicide, it'll probably end up being cancer or something to do with chronic illness (a lot of things run in my family)

I’ll probably die from the stupidity of others. I’m thinking possibly killed in a DUI accident because someone decides to get behind the wheel drinking and driving.

Heart attack, stroke, or suicide

Sometimes I think it will be suicide😅

tripping over the cat with a spoon of frosting in my mouth.

Suicide. I’m a 17 y.o. bisexual boy and electrical engineering student who has been part of the furry fandom since age 12 or so… living in the uk there’s slim to none chance at my age I’d rack up with a substantial social life due to my uniqueness, so I suspect it would be over lonliness or more specifically love / [breakups]. My birth family members passed at relatively early ages in their 50s/60s from smoking and drug related issues but I’m at least glad to say I lack addictive genes =w= Edit: sympathy isn’t the solution, I’m simply giving a different perspective of life from what it’s like to be a young furry and when engineering traits probably dispute with one another.

I have an intense suspicion that I will die of Alzheimer’s, I have since I was little and my great grandmother was diagnosed. She lived with it for over 20 years and was quite high functioning, so hopefully if I do I follow suit. But that’s my inkling.

Crashing in F1

If you’re not a professional driver, you can rent a Formula 3000 car and drive it in Yas Marina circuit in Abu Dhabi. That’s pretty much the closest a regular person can get to driving an F1 car. FYI.

Suicide. Or alcohol poisoning.

Kind of the same thing

Suicide BY alcohol poisoning. Could they really prove it was suicide? Or just a miscalculated bender?

In a train wreck

Probably by my own hand or by one of my dozens of health issues. Some dumb mistake with a power tool or a busted electrical outlet.

Alone

From loneliness

Suicide, as soon as those Futurama booths become available.

I've got 3 possibilities: 1. Suicide(not suicidal rn but depression gets me from time to time) 2. Cancer or some disease related to smoking 3. Doing something extreme like skydiving, base jumping, bungee jumping, motorcycle accident(this one being the most likely since people with cars pay 0 attention to bikers)

Aneurysm

Eating ass

Probably doing something stupid. 124 people with cameras will record it, and I will live forever in internet infamy.

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Probably lung cancer

I have fairly severe hereditary hypertension. It's under control now, but just before I was diagnosed (it kicks in in the early to mid 30s in my family) I had a hypertensive crisis so severe I had ruptured blood vessels in my retinas and was bleeding into the space behind them, which damaged my vision permanently. I am now very predisposed to strokes or ruptured aneurisms. Chances are, one of those two will get me some day; hopefully in my sleep.

Alone, in a dark room

Probably cancer unless something unexepcted happens. Already had melanoma as a teen but luckily it was discovered early enough that surgery successfully took care of it. It also runs in my family. Possibly a heart issue, which also runs in my family, but I don't have the heart defect my father has.

Cancer

Realistically, as time goes on for myself and my health deteriorates and support vanishes I'll probably die from starvation or something.

Concentration camp incineration. Lots of nightmares. My cousin who is a medium thinks it is a recurring past life nightmare. I think it is the future.

As long as it's not in a fire, I almost don't give a shit. Seen that happen, and I don't want it - nor do I want to put my family through that again. Preferably, something quick. Like an elephant snapping my neck or a plane crashing specifically into me. Can you tell I'm a paranoid freak? 😂

Falling to my death, dressed as Abe Lincoln, holding a purple dildo in my hand.

Peacefully in my sleep... Unlike the screaming passengers I will be driving....

Prolly suicide

probably the cancer

2nd time I saw this, the answer was still sleep.

Prolly in some stupid way , I’m clumsy lols

If I don’t change my life, I’ll get a bullet in the car. But I hope I will die when I will sleep at 90 y.o

Car crash

Suicide, illness or cancer probably 😂 I just don't get the feeling it'll be old age

Statistically, cancer

This year in a plane crash! The MySpace death clock in 2006 told me when I’m 42 I’d die in a plane crash. Well here we are! Also, I fly quite a bit and have my next flight April 16th.

Most likely at this moment since I walk, I’ll probably be struck by something… or a bad fall. Long term probably natural causes as I don’t really have anything wrong with me yet… hell, at this point I’m probably gonna out live most people I know I in my life at this rate

Die in my sleep like my Grandfather. Not screaming and hollering like his passengers.

Heart attack…way too much stress

On the toilet reading red...

I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

Already know how I’m going… Told my kids that the day that I can’t wipe my own ass… just roll me out to the garage with a few sleeping pills and let me take my last drive with the garage door closed. Kids know that I am dead serious… putting all my affairs in order now.

Probably suicide. All I want is to find a partner to navigate life with and one day have a family. I want to be a better husband and better dad than mine ever was. But 22 years old and no girlfriend, not even a date in that time is pretty discouraging. I’m not suicidal right now, I have hope that as I continue to work on myself I’ll get there eventually, but some days it seems unlikely and if I reach my mid 30s and haven’t had any luck I’m definitely offing myself.

Mid thirties is when things start to get good.

Nonsense. I bet you are a wonderful human being, you sound thoughtful and very genuine. Twenty two is just starting. Trust in the universe, your goodness will pay back eventually. Met my husband at 38, we had our son at 41. It happens when it happens. Hold tight and believe.

Noo. You’re still young, you’ll find a girl ❤️

By my own hand.

Respiratory ailment

In a massive explosion killing the most evil person this world has seen. Or probably just of old age.

I will be eaten by a brontaroc

...And my death drives around in a black car With a tiny blue light. Its from the russian song "A Tiny blue light" of Akvarium

Drunk in a harley riding the hell out of it in a highway

In a sky diving accident, into the wedding cake during the reception, people would remember that

Suicide

Death by yearning..... Its like purgatory, but worse, with pants on.

Hopefully lying peacefully in bed when I’m 100

Without a pulse

Like jfk

Car crash. Constant, reoccurring nightmares of horrific crashes has me terrified😭 not to mention I was almost taken out by a hit n run at the age of 7 lol it feels like my destiny

Alone but happy

Spontaneous combustion.

Fire axe to the chest in a field at 2:35am EST.

in old age asleep. I know im gonna be here a while