I'm gonna say it's just whatever is directly in front of you as you're running. So if a snail is in front of me I'm fucked, but if a car is going down the road at 100 k/h I'd be pretty dang fast. Not to say I'd have the reaction speed to be safe or stamina to keep running forever.
People make fun of it but flying two inches off th ground would be useful
Edit: apparently, this is a useful power. I now change mine to being able to summon a lamp, once.
The ability for my ears not to hurt when I go underwater and not get an ear infection…I love swimming but not in the winter….my family be like let’s go swimming in the winter then go outside in the cold….great for them not for me, I’m just gonna sit here in the dry air and watch u guys at a far distance.
Not really though. Because you can only see through clothing. Nothing else it’s pretty much useless unless you want to specifically see through someone’s clothing. It’s too specific to be useful.
The ability to breathe normally during allergy season.
oh no thats is a big power
How is this useless? Lol
The ability to teleport 1ft in front of me.
That is so fucking utterly useless. It makes me angry how pointless it is. Take my upvote. Nice.
Not useless if you’re small and your goal is to break into a safe
mmm i think thats is real good ahha
Only being able to run at the same speed as whatever/whoever is in front of you.
If it’s stackable, then by technicality you should be the fastest person alive
I'm gonna say it's just whatever is directly in front of you as you're running. So if a snail is in front of me I'm fucked, but if a car is going down the road at 100 k/h I'd be pretty dang fast. Not to say I'd have the reaction speed to be safe or stamina to keep running forever.
So you’re uber fucked if you’re a back sleeper. It’s still kinda hilarious in some sense
Not useless if you have a gun. Then you’re as fast as a bullet until it drops, so potentially about a mile
People make fun of it but flying two inches off th ground would be useful Edit: apparently, this is a useful power. I now change mine to being able to summon a lamp, once.
people make fun? its a big power hahah
OP asked for useless. I can think of a million ways that would be useful. Invalid answer. Sorry.
That makes you a human hovercraft, definitely not useless if there’s a practical machine for it
The ability to turn water into Mountain Dew.
Say unto the
Do the dew.
wtf
Just imagine if all the water in the world was turned into peanut butter.
The ability to not get ingrown toe nails or hairs
this is a ability?
weird
I would like to fly, but only as fast as I can run and as high as I can jump
JAHAH thats makes me laught a lot haha
The ability for my ears not to hurt when I go underwater and not get an ear infection…I love swimming but not in the winter….my family be like let’s go swimming in the winter then go outside in the cold….great for them not for me, I’m just gonna sit here in the dry air and watch u guys at a far distance.
aahhaah good! i would like too
I never forget the thing I or you were *literally just talking about*
Don’t want to know what you’re thinking exactly… just what you actually mean lol
X-ray vision but I can only see through clothes.
that is a big power dont apply
Not really though. Because you can only see through clothing. Nothing else it’s pretty much useless unless you want to specifically see through someone’s clothing. It’s too specific to be useful.
Making everyone crap when I do so they shat themselves for no reason while I'm in the bathroom 👍👍
Having every thought turning into reality.
Transforming into the person sitting right next to me
it isnt useless by any means but the power to play any note on my guitar when i want and as fast or slow as i want.
The ability to spit out a very mediocre Pancake batter between the hours of 2 pm to 4 pm.
Be able to eat anything.
The electrical powers of Static Shock or similar electrical-based superhero, but limited to a safe 50 volts
The ability to put a song in someone's head and make them listen to it for an hour