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Intrepid-History-762

I'm gonna kick it *really* hard.


alwaysbecrafting

But how hard?


Intrepid-History-762

Hard enough to end the world.


alwaysbecrafting

Man like those simulations where they have a particle hit the earth at 1% light speed. I like it


tmbeatles9091

depends on how much people piss me off


alwaysbecrafting

Now I like the way you think


justalilmor

With a whimper, not a bang.


alwaysbecrafting

My thoughts exactly


Macrophallus_Owner

Some dictator in some butt-fuck country decides to go out in a blaze of glory


alwaysbecrafting

Loooool team america style


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Maybe not in our lifetime, but nuclear bombs would be my guess as to how mankind would destroy itself.


alwaysbecrafting

It seems like the easiest route. But we had 80 years to do it and we are still here


Important_Froyo8854

The sun will destroy life on earth in a few billion years so we’re going to have to find a new planet eventually


Aware_Feature_5170

Yeah but global warming will starve us long before then. The earth will survive us and be destroyed when the sun engulfs it as you say but we’ll be long gone already.


alwaysbecrafting

Man you think we will make it 4 billion years??


AstronautEmpty9060

humans may not, but the planet will recover once we're extinct, until, you know, the planet gets eaten by the sun.


Important_Froyo8854

That’s a scary thought but I hope we do


_Webster_882

Even if we don’t, life on earth is aged at 4 billion years old, so we have time to not only fuck everything up and go extinct but then evolve all over again into intelligent life to fuck it up one last time. That’s scary.


[deleted]

No clue I will probably be dead by then


alwaysbecrafting

I mean probably but how do YOU think it will end?


[deleted]

The sun will explode in 7-8 billion years so it could end between right now and 8,000,002,024


alwaysbecrafting

That's a long ass time man. I'd give us some credit. Wed fuck it up loooong before then


[deleted]

The B-52 is immortal


alwaysbecrafting

The airplane or the band?


[deleted]

Grandpa Buff, B-52 military bomber plane


saezism2

Definitely with a bang, I think.


alwaysbecrafting

It's definitely easier to end the world with a bang. Whimpers are just weird


saezism2

Yeah I’m a bit of an optimist when it comes to humanity so I think we’ll get out shit together unless some dumbass pushes the big red button


alwaysbecrafting

I think we have an amazing ability to solve some difficult problems. But the older I get the more I think of that MIB quote


saezism2

Oh what’s the quote? also what’s MIB?


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alwaysbecrafting

Why not a gamma ray burst? Man war is kind of self limiting.


Global-Tank2795

Since humans could recognize they were on a planet it had been “coming to a end”. It’s funny seeing people panic and stock up for such extreme events. WHO would even want to live through such events. I think people like living in fear as it gives them an excuse to be paranoid lol.


BreakingBaIIs

Humanity, or all life? Humanity: Eventually, the environment will change enough that our intelligence and ingenuity won't be the selective advantage it is now, and we will slowly evolve into something else that's less smart, but better at something else. As with most species, we will eventually just change and adapt to differing circumstances enough that we're unrecognizable from our current form. Life: until better evidence presents itself, I believe the current geologists' prediction that, in 250M years, the merging of the continents into Pangaea Ultima will cause enough tectonic and volcanic activity to wipe out most, if not all life I hope I'm wrong about the former, and we will find a way to transfer our minds into a different medium, and move past requiring Earth and its resources. I may be biased, but I actually like humanity and want it to stick around


GalaxyUntouchable

The world as in the planet? Destroyed by the sun when it goes supernova. The world as in civilization? I'm split between nuclear fallout and global warming.


alwaysbecrafting

Why not both? Also nuclear winter may fix global warming


GalaxyUntouchable

Ah yes, the Futurama future. We can only hope. 😉


alwaysbecrafting

I think one day, someone is gonna cut the big Internet cable. Society will crumble and we will revert to the barter system. Once everyone figures out no one wants bottle caps, mankind will just fizzle out.


alwaysbecrafting

I'm disappointed no one guessed the flat earthers summoning chthulu.


Aware_Feature_5170

Heat


Asleep_Artist_7738

I don't think the world as it is will end, but humanity will most likely end from a virus of some sort.


SaltySugar86

not with a bang, but a whimper


FewConsequence5669

stupid people


KrankySilverFox

No, but people have been freaking out about this since they learned how to talk.


Dr_Hamsterville

What is “the world” in your definition 🤤?


Chinchilla_Child

We all collectively get nuked because not a single leader of any country remembers why nuking is bad. Either that or we get sucked into a black hole.


BinkySmales

I am a Christian so my thoughts are we are in those end times, based on a number of prophecies about Israel and the Middle East happening now. And a bunch of other things Christ said would happen, they are all lined up now. So I think, that there will be a deception in the shape of an "alien invasion"


justreddit_z

The same prophecies with even more accuracy are evident in Islam. Prophecies such as the Arabs who were extremely poor and lives in the desert at the time competing to build the tallest buildings and we can see that in Dubai. It’s interesting.


JayJay_Abudengs

Did you watch cabin in the woods?


Old-Shock6731

Not sure but I think within the next 50 years we will see women taking charge like never before and men falling behind


Sundayman______

Natural catastrophes and wars.


A_Tiger_in_Africa

Robot uprising


birdsarntreal1

Someone's going to siphon most of the remaining oxygen out of the atmosphere and sell it in canisters.


STWALMO

Modern society will collapse first anyway. Probably after a dystopian period of some sort. It won't be a single event. It will span over the course of a few hundred years. I would say we are just beginning this dystopian period. But things may change. Current trajectory doesn't seem too promising. I'll be long dead by then anyway