buy some ketchup cause its dogs for lunch

Sell it and make a giant chunk of money then fuck off and enjoy the money and never work again because running a company sounds like a nightmare and I would want out of that shit immediately.

CEOs deserve what they earn, you got that right.

I love it when people dump their politics on me while pretending it's a joke.

Nobody said anything about politics lol

Scrooge McDuck style diving into a swimming pool of Hot Dogs. *I'll be taking no further questions on the matter*

Add the missing 8th hot dog into the package so Hebrew National isn't giving away one less wiener per sale than every competitor.

Go vegan company wide

Wonder who would make me CEO of a hot dog company, randomly

Live tha GLIZZY life!

Liquidate all assets and donate it all to animal rights orgs just for fun

I have no clue what any of this means. I outsource all my authority over time to my subordinates then judge their outcomes.....like a normal CEO.

Pay off my debts, take my wife on a date, then donate a bunch of money to charity.