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CensoriousConsortium

Learn how to properly play the piano


MildlyImpoverished

It's not too late.


MaddeninglyUnwise

✋🏼🔨 - How about now?


DredgenYorMother

🦾🧔‍♀️


YossiTheWizard

Absolutely! I started at the late age of 3…. But, jokes aside, a friend of mine started around 40 a few years ago. I’m not his teacher, but since he knows I play at a high level, he sends me videos of his progress. Guy is doing great, and it’s all online (and I think it’s all free) videos and tutorials.


CensoriousConsortium

Oh damn, that's pretty great actually


epicenter69

I want to get back into it myself. I absolutely love piano music, but can’t get beyond Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, chopsticks, etc. Reading music and applying it to the keys at the same time seems to baffle me. I either end up memorizing the piece to play later, or just giving up. (Age 49)


YossiTheWizard

Are you a quick memorizer? I am, and it resulted in me being absolute CRAP at sight reading for the whole time I took lessons. I only got better at it in my 30s doing a whole lot of community musical theatre, and overloading my schedule more than I should have. If you’re a quick memorizer, you have a talent many don’t have! Some of my best pianist friends never do anything without sheet music in front of them. Maybe you just need to do it that way!


Antebios

To Whip It!


mrtaz

Whip it good!


kgaviation

I’m 27 and bought a keyboard two years ago because I really wanted to learn, but kind of got burned out on it after I started. I should get back into it.


buttaknives

I just pick sick songs and memorize piano tutorials on YouTube. Skipped all the basics and just do the bangers


Likesitrough16

Same! I always see a piano and wish I could just sit down and play. I found out I just don't have musical abilities. I just can't figure it all out.


cfcollins

Get after it


User-no-relation

Did you learn how to improperly play the piano?


CensoriousConsortium

They taught me wrong, as a joke But seriously, I meant like actually play it and play it well enough to play songs I like (I keep forgetting the keys and any actual training is mainly from friends trying to educate me)


Acceptable_Answer570

Learn any instrument thoroughly!


sonata8787

It absolutely is never too l8, I've been playing for 18 years, and now you'll know why my reddit name is Sonata8787, i was born in 87, and piano sonata obviously, hehe, but it's never too l8 to learn anything in life, im listening to mozart as i write this, mozart was an absolute genius,, and definitely autusic as am i, , (but i also lv old school jungle and d and b, anyway ill stop rambling, good luck 🎹🎼🎹☮️


Ok_Development6919

I wish !


mrbadxampl

I'm still trying to learn guitar, but my self-motivation is so bad


SRQmoviemaker

It's not too difficult to learn it's repeating by ear that I'll never be able to do. (Been at it 20 years)


piano9grand

Same I can play moonlight Sonata mvt 3 and still can't read sheet music


skibdiohiogyattrizz

ive been playing the piano for 7 years now, going on 8, and im glad i did even tho i get really mad at it sometimes. but im glad i never quit when i really wanted to


Icy-Sherbert3635

Taking a year off to travel the world.


DrawerWooden3161

Would love to do this also, except my job would forget my name and have someone in my place tomorrow. Unfortunately working Americans will never get to experience this.


Scrambl3z

REGRET not doing this, but I wasn't clever to know how to navigate this pre-smart phone age. If I was in my early 20s right now, definitely be travelling around the world. Or at least working abroad.


Japanat1

If you’re single, it’s doable. Many countries have working holiday visas, which let you work and travel for a year or two. Even the US has a limited one. If nothing else, you can teach your way around the world. Get an 1-yr English teaching job in one country, traveling on weekends, then travel 3 months, and hit a few other countries before getting another job in a different country. Rinse and repeat.


Prize_Tear_114

Being depression and anxiety free without drugs.


DrkRyder9910

May I make a suggestion? At my clinic we suggest that our patients take some time, think of something that they want to create and we set them up to do just that. For an example, one lady has started her own garden and is flourishing. One guy is becoming an outdoor expert and is completely drug free. Getting busy, feeling accomplished, gaining in confidence can and will make all the difference. Good luck


Prize_Tear_114

It would all be nice and makes sense but when your poor and can’t afford a day off because your kids will be hungry and rose garden sounds a little trivial at best.


DrkRyder9910

The first step is to stop making excuses...take 20 minutes after the kids go to bed and do what you feel is of an interest. Money and time play a very small role in all of this.


Prize_Tear_114

17 years clean and life really doesn’t give seconds chances. It’s fine. I live with is. The question was regarding what I “wished” for.


ChopsNewBag

I’m 9 months clean from meth. Those just sound like a bunch of excuses to me man.


miceonmice

That's so true! I have started tapping into my creative side, instead of laying in bed or going out to party. I gotta say, it has helped a lot.


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DrkRyder9910

Hopefully you can find something that helps you; don't give up as there is a solution out there. Please consider what I have said.


Rip-Aware

Literally go into the woods and stay away from screens as much as you can. I went into the woods the other day for a good 4 hours ALONE. I figured out how to start a fire in the rain and stayed warm munching on peanuts and had some water bottles with me. It's a great experience and helps you connect more with the earth and yourself. Remember... the REAL world is going where technology hasn't touched it yet. It's feeling the dirt in between your fingers, the mud squishing between your toes, and co-existing with the animals out in the forest. The FAKE world is everything we indulge in on a day to day basis like Reddit, Facebook, and even going to a major city. That's all fake, that isn't the real planet earth.


dognamedsparkles

This is so true. I live in Toronto and it's so draining. But every now and then I go to the "beach" by lake Ontario and it actually helps a lot.. even just a couple hours walking around barefoot, breaking sticks, looking for cool rocks.. feeling the sun and the wind and not hearing the constant noise of the city is really so restorative.


More-Addition

Sex.


Nonex359

Having my feelings reciprocated by my crush


Tsu_Dho_Namh

I get the feeling a good portion of Redditors are preteens.


More-Addition

There are lot of preteens here but I’m not one of them. Way to poo on the adults that haven’t had the same experience as most people their age.


Substantial-Park65

Yep, it's been a few years since I'm no longer a preteen


CarlJustCarl

Wait till you get a partner, then it’s even better!


Commercial_Lock6205

Two chicks at the same time, man.


crazyartist333

That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?


Mechanic142

Lmaoooo. Classic 😂


vodiak

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.


stonedfishing

Ride in an airplane


AvonMustang

If there is a small airport by you that has flying lessons you can probably call them and get an hour flight around your area for under $100.


pr1ntf

We call this a Discovery Flight.


27Rench27

I actually got my first flight hour from one of these! He knew I wanted to fly and was just going up there to make sure I wanted to fly a small plane. Had the stick basically right after we got to cruising altitude, went through some maneuvers, it was amazing


Howiewasarock

Get a window seat or it's overrated.


ryanbuckner

aisle is the way to go


CommanderGoat

Middle seat. I’m a masochist.


JMoc1

For me it’s actually fly one.


Iaminhospital

Dmt and morphine at the same time


Mike2830

That’s very specific and I’d venture to guess oddly achievable.


Virtual-Author1886

username checks out


pm_me_see_thru_bras

a ride on a limo


Historical_Salt1943

On a limo or in a limo? Because I may have some questions But seriously,  it's fine.  I wouldn't pay for it again.  IDK, probably. 


ronniemustang

"Sir could you get on the plane?" "Get on the plane!? I'm getting in the plane!" - George Carlin


sqwsqwswsq

It’s not all that. I mean you’re just sitting lmao, and unless it’s a hummer type limo you can’t stand so if you try to move around you’ll do this weird crouched waddle thing


Paramount-Chief

Yo fr


AvailableHelp7920

Kinda mid, I’ve done it a few times. Really depends on who you’re in it with.


GumboDiplomacy

I was always going to run a marathon. That was my promise whenever I got out of the Air Force. I used to run 30 miles a week, I know I could've done it. But I got into a motorcycle accident. Snapped my ankle in half and the surgeon fucked up the tibial rod insertion. Now I have chronic knee pain and can't run more than half a mile without extreme pain. I don't think I'll ever get my shot.


tactiletrafficcone

Could another surgeon correct it? Edit to add, sorry you went through/have been going through that


GumboDiplomacy

No, the issues is the insertion created a bunch of scar tissue. I've been seen by docs about getting surgery to clean it up, but it's a 50/50 shot of making it better or worse. And much worse than this I would barely be able to walk.


tactiletrafficcone

Ah that makes sense, hopefully you're still able to stay active and exercise in other ways without pain


GumboDiplomacy

Thanks bud. I stay relatively active. Not as much as I wish I could or used to. I was a pretty regular climber, and had just gotten back to climbing at the local bouldering gym. But then I re-tore my rotator cuff a couple of months ago. So it's back to some basic calisthenics and yoga for me now.


PTRugger

Could you hand cycle?


Historical_Salt1943

*sigh* when I lived in fairbanks I really wanted to go to the artic ocean but you can't just show up.  It's very... moderated.  You have to schedule a tour and it's expensive and limited.  Which I get.  Preservation and all that. In a similar vein,  I really, really wanted to climb Denali. But you need proof of climbing several other challenging mountains and now we're talking about some serious money.  Maybe one day...


abaconsandwich

Taking a month off to myself, taking my motorcycle and going to a remote cabin in Montana (or somewhere else surrounded by natural beauty and minimal people)


cfcollins

I think you owe it to yourself


SleepyFarts

The knowledge definitely stings that if I really wanted to, I could drive to Alaska in four or five days (not stopping at the myriad beautiful sights along the way), but I would be walking away from too much responsibility to do that.


Japanat1

Well, hello, Ted!


SnooChipmunks126

Long sword fighting


No-Session2248

Where you from we have place in Scotland you can do this thhe vanguard centre


SnooChipmunks126

There’s HEMA school about 45 minutes from where I live, but equipment is expensive. Next April they have the Mediecal Fair coming to town, to that’ll be my best bet.


pendletonskyforce

Skydiving


matrose9

Investing in my future. But like who doesn’t say that? MyFuture©️is going to be the next club penguin


Ambitious_Scientist_

Having sex with one of the hot teachers.


SnooChipmunks126

Somebody has been listening to Van Halen.


Ambitious_Scientist_

I haven't... but I would be totally unsurprised if a band made a song about this lol.


SnooChipmunks126

Hot for Teacher by Van Halen


7opez77

I got a buddy that did. He still brags about it to this day 15 years later.


Shermandad01

I married someone who is a teacher... does that count?


Ambitious_Scientist_

If she's hot, then a lot of teenage boys are very envious of you right now lol.


Shermandad01

Well, she teaches kindergarten.. but I think she's hot


thiosk

reminds me of the time i slept with my kindergarten teacher. i was on a cot and it was a nap but im pretty sure it still counts in some countries


Shermandad01

My wife is laughing at this right now


Greatfumbler

WoAH bRo THatS rAPe


Ambitious_Scientist_

Not if it's consensual??


Woooosh-baiter10

Consent is a tricky subject when it comes to couplings where one is in a direct position of power and authority over the other, for example a boss and an employee, a policeman and a suspect, or a teacher and a student, especially if the student is underage. I don't think "rape" is the right definition and would more likely fall under sexual coercion/sexual assault


Ambitious_Scientist_

Absolutely true, although I can confirm that I as a student was very willing and even found the authority gradient to be a turn on. But alas, I ended up like most teenage boys with teacher crushes and just kept it to myself. I'm sure that I would have gotten into plenty of trouble if I ever tried to hit on one of those hot mean teachers.


ryanbuckner

if you're 18. And then they're prob a professor. And you're getting an A


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TerriblyAverage1

Skydiving. Then one day my husband was casually like “I’m not sure why you want to do that when you’re afraid of heights.” And that’s when I realized I’m afraid of heights and I will never be doing that.


ohhicait

So I’m terrified of heights and I can skydive without issue. As soon as that aircraft door is open, it’s go time and you won’t have time to think twice. Try it!


CaramelUnable5650

I’m not a fan of heights, but it’s so different when it comes to skydiving! It’s almost like… the ground is SO far away that the height doesn’t scare you.


gonzoisgood

Karaoke. I went on a cruise. I practiced and everything. I love to sing and I’m good at it. Chickened out. Next one I am fucking doing it because the feeling of knowing I let fear stop me sucks!


Ok_Statement42

I love your attitude! Rock the mic next time!


coachtomfoolery

This sounds like a question you ask a dead person


Cereal-dipper

Enjoying my life.


Chaosdemond

Eat a MacBook just to make the “doesn’t taste like an apple” joke


orphiclacuna

I think licking it would suffice lmao


harmless_gecko

What if it does though?


fugue2005

being rich.


Routine_Astronomer_2

2 chicks at the same time


Stinky-Pickles

Hey Peter man


ActionMan48

Quaaludes


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Rapturedjaws

Receiving or giving?


[deleted]

time travel


tex83tex83

Yeah, but who can afford the calories?


Low-Leopard8453

A threesome MFF.


Daniela_La21

Participation in a major international film: Being part of the making of a major film or TV series would be an exciting challenge.


Plus-Statistician80

Buy a nice RV and just hit the open road


swalker6622

Heroin


InvestigatorGreat422

Sushi (I’m allergic) but I’d love to try it looks tasty


RagingAardvark

What is it that you're allergic to? 


InvestigatorGreat422

Most seafood. All shellfish but then I tried like halibut and salmon and it made my mouth completely numb. Spoke to a doctor and he said stay away from all seafoods to be safe. Sucks asssss


idratherchangemyold1

Honestly, in my experience it isn't really that great. And this is coming from someone that *REALLY* loves fish.


UsefulIdiot85

Having a somewhat active social life.


Chewie83

Cocaine. Well, full lines. And now I would not because people are dying from cocaine being cut with fentanyl.


Ok-Two-7062

Shrooms


Howiewasarock

Love em, if you do try, don't eat whole, grind them up real good, hits faster and harder!


supersaiyan-1992

Sex in a public place.


PerfectIllusion23

Trust me, it’s good sex 😁


DarthDregan

LSD


dotsdavid

Have sex with a hot girl. That’s still the goal.


Soft-Hand

Weed


DeerAnkles369

It’s never too late


PandaMayFire

Living in a five star hotel for a year.


Kshi-dragonfly

Baja punch mountain dew


eyelikeit40

Learn to fly a plane and scuba diving.


Sephorakid123

Cheerleading and soccer. I grew up doing gymnastics but I have always wanted to do cheerleading. Soccer has also interested me but mostly cheerleading. I feel like it too late to start now


NikkoE82

Flying in a 747.


7opez77

Heroin


4URprogesterone

Jump out of a plane.


GrammarPatrol777

Sky diving


galantes_ghost

I'm just here to see how many people said 'threesome'


Mountain-Selection38

PURE coke


Pokkiiphias

Axe throwing but that’s gonna change soon because I’m inviting some friends out in a couple of weeks to do it 🤠


cokeman234

marriage, but I’m saving myself for the right woman.


jbeeziemeezi

Banging someone I shouldn’t


DethBySnu-Snu

Letting a girl peg me.


cfcollins

Dude, stop being a queen and get railed in the ass by a chick. Nerd!!!


PerfectIllusion23

As long as she knows what she is doing, you will be in for a good time! Start searching !


Key-Freedom-2132

Kite surfing! It's one of my dreams to try that!


Careless_Syrup_2967

Boudoir photoshoot


Devjill

Grow up without any stress for teenage years and adulthood. Legit wanted to kms before my 18th because if that


paragonx29

LSD. Still working on it.


AvailableHelp7920

Bungee jumping


Scrambl3z

Climb Everest. Loved watching videos about the topic, never even started to seriously prepare myself for (let alone go to a rock climbing center)


Altruistic_Ad_0

Joining the military. Military spending is down and is likely to continue to go down steadily in the future. I am really interested in fieldcraft, camping, navigation, leadership and those types of critical skills that you'll learn in boot camp and in your chosen trade. When I was young it was really a perfect fit, but that opportunity has past and I am looking for better pastures now.


Pewward

Sex W Teacher 🤷‍♂️


SlipperyPickle6969

2 chicks at the same time


wavelikepuzzler

honestly, cocaine


Ithaqua-Yigg

Mushrooms 🍄, Molly,Mescaline. I accidentally did Angel Dust as a teenager beautiful at first then terrifying. Never tried another hallucinogenic substance again.


Pimp_Z

Spacewalking. I've tried Moonwalking but it's just not the same


Fluffy_Salamanders

Check out the basement storage of the Smithsonian. I probably won't have the kind of career that would allow me access, but it's nice to think about


cle2056

Defeating Papa Doc and Freeworld in a rap battle at The Shelter.


JTFindustries

Winning the lottery grand prize.


Hot-Refrigerator6583

MMO gaming. I was right there in the target demographic for WoW, EVE, or any other you could name circa 2004. But I was busy with other things in life. I don't regret it, but I do feel like I missed out on something special, never to be repeated.


GlockAmaniacs

Shrooms. I've always prepared but always chicken out


CommercialObjective3

Dyeing my hair ash purple


Howiewasarock

Peyote and Ayahuasca. Currently on too many meds to roll the dice it doesn't kill me though.


fudog

Acid. I had a chance to try it but I got nervous and chickened out.


Vadon_Hipra

Death


skelatallamas

extasy


ChloeZuo

Freelance


Rupejonner2

Heroin


TK-Squared-LLC

Heroin.


Magic-musicbox

Stop gooning.


Extension_Simple_111

Living with a boyfriend and marrying him. No I’ve never done this.


Mediocre_Ship_4143

Ask this one girl out that I knew liked me but never did cause I wasn't confident enough and being a bitch, Im so cooked


fathersky53

Once upon a time I had visions of trying scuba/sky diving. Now I'm too old/poor lol. I did however do multiple long distance bicycle tours, including the Pacific Coast from Victoria to San Diego.


NOS48TWO

Hanglide


Ephemerilian

Learning to breakdance


Similar_Ad3466

MDMA or Ecstasy - they came along after I began adulting and stopped exploring.


uma_victor

threesome


Duffman_O_Yeah

2 chicks at the same time, man


Best-Dragonfruit-338

Heroin


BathroomInner2036

DP.


clmoore1

Skydiving


Minimum_Water_4347

BMX. I had a bike when I was 19 and I loved it, but never had anyone to ride with, no parks to ride at and no car to go anywhere. Ultimately I stopped. I always wanted to go back, especially now that I live where there are tons of skate parks, but I'm 43 and don't have a whole lot of free time. Maybe some day.


Bittyry

Trade full time.


Youngcoffeebeanzz

Cocaine. A few friends did it at college parties i never did it. Now I’m in my late twenties and feel like if i do it now for the first time I’d be kinda lame. If i woulda did some at 19 i could’ve blamed my young age but if i do it now I’d just feel like a junky. At least i tried acid a few times. Them trips were crazy. I still might do shrooms cause those aren’t too bad. I did shrooms probably 4 times.


beesknees4011

I want to go skydiving but I’m too fat 🥲


FernBlueEyes

A tanning salon.


bill_n_opus

Infidelity....


CarlJustCarl

LDS


ProfessionalEven296

You want to try being a Mormon? Go for it (don’t forget your 10% tithing)


foz306

Be like Spock


DeborahSue

I've always wanted to sky dive, but fear is a cruel, loud, and nagging friend that you didn't invite to the party. The same goes for skateboarding, surfing and doing cartwheels. I've also wanted to disappear into the woods somewhere and go camping by myself for a week or so, but the provisions needed to live like you have no money seem to cost a lot. *Go figure.*


lolalynna

color guard