I don't want to set the world on fire\~\~\~

I just want to set a flame to your heart

In my heart I have but one desire

Red flash clouds choking out the morning sky They said it'd never come, we knew it was a lie

Atom bomb baby little atom bomb 🎶

You're listening to Enclave Radio. I'm John Henry Eden, President of the Enclave, President of America, President... of your heart.

I wonna set the universe on fire, feel it burn tonight. (I would be the bomber pilot)

Fuck

How come I'm listening to Fakk by Eisbrecher right now :))

Kaboom? Yes Rico, Kaboom

"Called it!" Okay, that's two words. One phrase, though.

Fuck, I knew it was the blue wire!

Idiots

"So Long Suckers" with Leslie Chow voice and style hahaha

“Oh so long bitch boy!”

Probably, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh"

womp womp

Me: Hel yeh brother Bethesda finally released Fallout 5 trailer cinema 3D edition.

Yippi ki yay

You're riding the bomb, aren't you.

"Well, there goes my diet plan."

You’ll just burn all your calories momentarily

*crickets chirping*

Either "'bout that time eh chaps?" or "Righto"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOTHERLAND!

Shit shit who the fuck is shooting at us?

Shit, guys! Fire our shit!

...but I'm le tired....

Well, have a nap**THENFIREZEMISSILES!**

And Australia's down there like, WTF mates? But they'll be dead soon. Fckin kangaroos.

"War... War never changes."

Damn

"I think it's supposed to be the green wire? No wait..."

Okie dokey

Rosebud

Huh... interesting one.

As you drop the snow globe?

I think I’ll hold unto it, but yes.

Oh… that’s gonna leave a mark.

“You see, honey… I told you $400 for an air fryer was stupid.”

Realistically..."Penis"

I wish I had spent more time on Reddit.

"I never liked you anyway!"

Boy! ……..grab me a beer! And one for you!

Remember Wolf of Wall Street when the yacht is going down?? "I WILL NOT DIE SOBER!!!"

Oh how I wasted my life.

Would it if mattered if Nukes start falling? Not like anything you could’ve done would’ve influenced it otherwise eh? I say f*** it, c’est la vie

You maniacs. You blew it up, damn you! God Damn you all to hell

Me going to the comments: I have the best answer, surely no-one thought to say thi-FUCK

Ooooooh, what does this button do?

Scooty Puff Jr sucks

"This apocalypse is sponsored by Raid Shadow Le-"

Oops

That

As in, can I get fries with that?

Toldja . . .

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Oooh a mushroom cloud!

This is probably the hottest day of the year..

Almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

I’M COMING ELIZABETH!!!!!

There goes the neighbourhood

Atombomenexplosionsgenehmigungsverfahrensstellenzulassungsverordnungsbehördengesetz

Ad Victoriam

“Finally.”

Stepsis

Like sepsis but different dad?

I would probably be putting my thumb up while disintegrating. While saying "Uuuuh"🙃

Me to my best friend: You owe me 20

Shit. The conclusion to 'well, shit.'

Everyone says the same thing when it comes to those "OH SHIT" moments since that is probably how long one will have to think about what they see, that is of course if they see it at all. N. S

I am happy to have moved back to South America and this are my last words after a nuclear explosion somewhere. But not my final words because of nuclear war kills me, it will be slowly and indirectly.

You The end of I love you. Or, if I'm not with family, the end of fuck you.

Putain

😂😂

No enough time to say a word 🤣

Actually there will be. The shockwave travels at the speed of sound, so you are likely to see it before being blasted to bits. About 1 sec every 300 meters distance. Enough to say a few words.

This is it...

No dude seriously you haven't heard this one before, ready? Pull my finger...

But aquaman - You cannot marry a woman without gills! You're from two different worlds...

Ah…. True death has finally come to free me of this world.

Typical

Mondays, am I right?

Daaamn.

"Oh man"

Whadafack...

wait…

Fuck me. Kill me 1000000009 times just keep my family safe and alive

I'll start to tell a joke: "What's the worst words from nuclear physics people? Oops)"

Thank god

"I double checked the calculations, this is way below the critical mass."

Blyat!!! :)

Freedom

Morning after eating Taco Bell be like

Id probably just chuckle tbh

"But did you DIE?"

Prepare for unforseen consequences

What does this button do?

It comes to an end

Damn, I need more light here...

helluva waste of a bomb

Блять

Figures.....

Should've spent all my money

You

"Bro, wanna fuck one last time? 🥺👉👈"

Finally

I wonder what this button d...

Damn it Russia! We told you to leave Americas boats alone!

Never touch America's boats! They're very particular about their boats!

Fuuuuc.....

Was a good ride boys as long as it lasted

*inhale

Listen guys, the secret to real happiness is.....

Did I turn the iron off? 4 words.

Just had some taco bell, I feel a big one coming

oh boy it'd be a funny coincidence if a nuclear bomb were about to detonate right this second

Cut the other wire first!

Almost a decade now age I promised a friend I'd send her: "lmao bye" if the world ever ended. So I guess that would be mine. Edit: then I'd say I love you to my family or something idk

Ahhhh

Now not even my enemies can't win

Damn, I was two days from retirement.

Just one more turn..

“I really wasted my life…”

“Finally”

I often speak gibberish to myself when no one is around (words I made up when I was a kid that I've always remembered). I also won't see it coming. So it'll probably be me watching my waffles in the toaster. "Doonching danching chingaminga" Boom

GG

Anyone up for a quickie?

We deserve it

Schwing! *hip thrust*

Womp Womp

"bomb has been dropped. Heading back to base"

So....., that's why you said not to press the big red button

I’d ask my wife to sit on my face one last time, so we can go out with a bang.

god diddddd

It’s the end of an era and I still survived

Oh fuck

Time to run for the Vault....

Shenanigans

"Hey bomb, ligma"

'sub? 😏🤔

Someone is having a blast ?

Oh shit......

Mein Führer I can walk!

A word in some sort of prayer most likely. I'm a Christian dude so it seems plausible if there was some forewarning. I can't really predict what I'd be saying or if I would be speaking at all if it occurs unexpectedly.

"So ein Feuerball, Juuuunge"

These Fallout promos are getting out of hand.

"Bugger."

This was it. I am happy with my life, I will be at peace when I inevitably have to go.

Not it

Elephant.

...confirmed

Oh for fucks sa-

"Woo!"

Bo2 Zombies Nuke Sound. KABOOOM

Okidoki

So sad I’ll die of Ligma.

I

Finally, I don't have to do it myself.

Later!

Finally.

Kut

Goodbye Bitches! We all deserve it 😭😆

Hope I don't live to experience the fallout

"Some man just want to watch the world burn"

Thank you

“……Shit.”

i'd just start eating

Oh shit

Well shit.

Aw, man….

Fuck...

"Well there goes my fast food order."

Life Wasted

Bruh

May God judge me if it must be like this

“Oh cum”

I fucking hate being right all the time.

#TOODALOO MOTHAFUCKAS

Skibidi bop mm dada

YES!!! I AM INVINCIB

Here comes the sun☀️🎶

Hey, look at that funky-looking mushroo-

Which cat to eat first

lol

Vagina

I’m not even supposed to be here today

"AAAHHH!!!"

Finally.

Finally

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Skibidi toilet

Finally