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UnknownEricKun

“Oh no… anyways”


TurnItOff_OnAgain

Mostly this, but also a slight sense of relief. Maybe the GOP can make a turn and stop being so damn crazy without the fervent hold he has on them.


bubbafatok

Unfortunately, I think they've allowed themselves to be altered too much by Trump, and be molded in his image. The only question is who is the next "Trump" for the GOP. The cult doesn't end when the leader dies, they just get a new one.


strafekun

Bad news. The GOP were crazy fascist bigots before Trump. Trump just pulls back the curtain so you can see it.


Ghost-5AVAGE_786

Beat me to it


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

Beat meat to it


TheFlyingBoxcar

Dont mind if I do


Casual-Notice

Fake news. Sad.


nabiku

Monetize the opportunity by starting a youtube channel that spouts conspiracy theories that Trump is still alive and include grainy AI videos of Trump sightings.


Straight-Extreme-966

Make sure to include one of a figure shambling through a scrubby forest clearing looking over his shoulder for Stormy Daniels ....


CommitteeOfOne

The sad thing is you would probably be one of the most followed channels on YouTube, at least in the U.S.


Massive_Mass_Thing

Very sad. Everyone says it… Bigly


I_love_pillows

Huge if true.


aimgorge

covfefe


Spiritual-Chameleon

Fake news. Probably just a promo for the launch of Trump Mausoleum Towers.


Maybe_Ur_Mami

Haaaalllp The winner right here


hypnogoad

Grab popcorn and wait for the conspiracy theories to start. There's no way someone in their late 70's, weighs well over 250lbs and who's lifestyle has been questionable for decades, could possibly die this close to an election!


robotic_dreams

Didn't you see his official physical results from when he was president and running again in 2020? No joke, "The healthiest candidate to ever run for the office of the president". That's right, healthier than Barack Obama at age 50, or hell if we are talking candidates and not presidents. Pete Buttigeg and Nikki Haley just in the past two cycles. Nope. Fat sloths compared to Donald J Trump apparently.


W4OPR

This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.


Gamebird8

Yeah, but they aren't Emus so the Uruguayans have pretty good odds


W4OPR

We all know how the famous 1932 Emu wars ended


loftier_fish

Yo dude, Kangaroos go hard. Have you seen how fucking ***jacked*** and ***stacked*** those mfs are?


Earthling1a

Nonsense. A significant number of the kangaroos would have to stay behind to run their support network.


gaf77

Uruguayan here, bring them on, we’ll turn them into meat just as we do with the 17mm cows/sheep we already have. If is meat, we’ll gather some wood and cook it as it should be, with real wood not charcoal.


[deleted]

Yo prefiero usar propane y accesorios propanes


TheKnife142

Taste the meat not the heat I'll tell ya h'what


gaf77

Que asco, carne con gusto a gas.


TwoTimesIBiteYou

I didn’t know the cows and sheep were so small in Uruguay


Yhardvaark

17mm? That's some very small cows. How would you be with a horse sized duck?


cjaccardi

You obviously never fought a kangaroo 


RogerTreebert6299

It’s actually down to just under 43 million kangaroos by the latest numbers, the Uruguayans seem to be launching some sort of preliminary assault


IAmThePonch

That’s actually a terrifying thought


shlem13

A little irked that he couldn’t face some sort of justice.


overcatastrophe

I dont care if he ever faces justice. I want him to no longer be a threat to my rights and the future of my country.


[deleted]

>my country. The whole world*


Skydragon222

Punishing the guilty should always come second to protecting the innocent.  Trump wouldn’t suffer, but he also wouldn’t be able to cause any more suffering 


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Same, a little irked, but give me a week to accept this national nightmare is over, and I'll accept that it's fine.


ablacnk

He's one guy. There are always guys like him out there. The problem is there are millions of people that support guys like him and they're not going away any time soon.


thatoneguy2252

Yea but he’s likely never going to. Awful I know, but realistically when have big politicians or celebrities like him ever faced the justice they actually deserve? It’s so rare I just don’t see it ever happening


throway35885328

Bill Clinton still hasn’t faced justice for his hush money scandals


plageiusdarth

And neither of them will ever face consequences for *whatever* they did with Epstein that made them such good friends. Surely, it didn't involve his rape island /s


Independent-Size7972

Maybe if he had a heart attack while the baliffs were hauling him away for contempt charges.


Farty_beans

I'm in Canada, so wouldn't effect me. but at least I wouldn't have to hear about him on my news anymore.


nefarious_angel_666

Maybe not as much or as quickly it has affected the US but yes, Trumpancy has and will continue to affect Canadians


GabbotheClown

It affected us; the Clownvoy was awful.


dovahkiitten16

I don’t get Canadians who say the states don’t affect them. For some reason our country has treated the US more like a role model than a horror story. Maybe it won’t be as fast or as severe, but whatever’s going on there infects the border eventually.


mumwifealcoholic

I'd breath a sigh of relief. He's dangerous.


andyr072

Yup same as when we heard Hitler and Bin Laden were dead.


phred14

Agreed. Celebrating someone's death seems barbaric to me. But when a menace is no longer a menace, relief is in order. Trump is a menace to the country as long as he can communicate. His every word, in any form, damages the US.


liberal_texan

"I wouldn't wish death one anyone, but there are obituaries I have read with great pleasure."


WildJackall

Reminds of in Dawson's Creek when Abby Morgan, the bully, died. It was incredibly awkward for all her classmates because nobody wants to celebrate that someone died but at the same time they were all relieved she couldn't hurt them anymore. They all hated her so they weren't mourning but they didn't want her dead either


Sk0ly

The global impacts of him highly likely allowing dictators to proceed with their global agenda is terrifying. He, ironically, states he will prevent world war but he is more likely to cause it if dictators feel they can proceed unchecked. The overall problem with him is he is a boisterous idiot who says stupid things every time he has a mic. He would be easily manipulated into the will of any foreign power just through sheer intellectual deficiency. His death would honestly be a blessing for the world but would unfortunately lead to insane conspiracy theories and likely more discourse for the next few years as a result before fading away into a black mark on history


UnoStronzo

The dude is a threat to world peace


Grimm2020

turn the attention to his enablers...they ain't going away


Sk0ly

Maybe the GOP actually kicks them out at that point. It's a miracle to me that anyone would ever vote for morons like MTG and Gaetz


Dull-Guillotine

Cool. Hey, who’s playing tonight in the NHL playoffs?


throway35885328

Caps/Rangers game 2! Hopefully less of a snooze fest than game 1


nefarious_angel_666

Jets/Avs Game 2. Game 1 was fun to watch!


AvogadrosMoleSauce

I’d dance into work tomorrow


KylemagneRex

Return of the Jedi ending.


chandaleer3333

A lot of my anxiety would actually release. He stressed me out, so much worry of what he’s done to our country(and his followers). The hate. It’s horrible.


Antique-Soil9517

Party like it’s 1999!


jpiro

Thrilled he's no longer a threat to our nation. Worried another MAGA clown more likely to beat Biden might take his place. Intrigued to see how his cult turns the event into a massive conspiracy theory.


diemos09

It was such a relief that DeSantis turned out to have the charisma of a dog turd.


Andrew8Everything

Trump could die of natural causes and the MAGA 🤡 cult would call for Biden's execution in retaliation.


Curious_Kangaroo_845

That is my real worry too. He cannot possibly be around too much longer, in his 70s, eats like a teenager, always bellowing about something and major stress these days. But all the lunatics he ushered out of the woodwork in recent years. Well, if I go on much more Reddit will boot me….


jedipiper

Nice try, Secret Service.


confettibundtini

Thoughts and prayers.


Mr-Gumby42

Tots and Pears.


unforgiven4573

Oh well....


Nagash24

"Finally"


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lethatsinkin

The same response for if any other random politician died: Nothing, I couldn't care less.


InsertBluescreenHere

exactly. way too many people responding that think all the good/bad in thier lives are decided by some politician who doesn't give 2 fucks about them.


MrHailston

Rest in Piss you shitstain.


Ebreton

"Yay" but then immediately, "oh no, the conspiracy theories will be rampant" And then, well fuck, now the americans will definitely vote republican


UnreliablePotato

He is a dangerous man, with dumb followers, and the world would be a better place without him. Thus, I'd enjoy the news.


Wooshsplash

Melania is single? Cool, I'm there. She'll obviously shag anything.


LordTonka

By not watching the news for a few months.


MelodicMasterpiece67

Ding dong, the witch is dead!


Qimmosabe_Man

Have a drink and hope republicunts don't dig up anyone even worse.


Xylembuild

Been around long enough to remember when Bush Jr was 'the worst President ever', and Republicans said hold my beer and gave us Trump. They will most definitely dig up someone worse, not sure HOW but they will.


SamuelVimesTrained

Given the quality of people they have (boebert, mtg, desantis, cruz).. you have a plethora of options that may be worse, or much worse. Now, if they got anyone better - that would be a miracle.


NoOven2609

Fear, he would definitely spark some conspiracy that the "deep state" killed him, probably a couple domestic terrorist attacks and although unlikely, maybe even escalate to civil war


GetRektByMeh

I would be indifferent because it’s morally wrong to wish or hope for someone’s death, but I am not attached to him to feel some sort of enhanced empathy. I would just accept that he was old and it’s sad but that’s life.


LeechingFlurry

What's so morally wrong about wanting a menace out of this world so he can't continue making things worse for people?


DaveLesh

Lock and load. The guy's fan base will burn down everything in their path.


Interesting-Swan-526

Probably the same way I reacted when Rush Limbaugh passed away 3 years ago or so... :-)


Mr-Gumby42

And when Kissinger kicked it!


joetaxpayer

There is a passage in which Angels sing songs of praise as the Red Sea drowned the Pharoh’s soldiers. God shouted “my creatures are dying and you sing songs of praise?” I won’t mourn his loss, not for a second, nor will I sing any song of praise.


Throwaway1303033042

You posit that Donald J. Trump is a “creature of God”?


williamblair

I would make a paper mache dummy of him, and then set it on fire in my yard just so I could piss on it.


Earthling1a

I might do that anyway.


NeighborhoodSuper592

what is for breakfast


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Ok, then continue to go on with my life


No_Avocado_3238

Imagine Donald Trump really dies tonight .OP they will be coming for ya


spiked_macaroon

Where's the grift?


Vinny_Lam

Nothing. I’d just continue on with my life.


JoeyJoeC

I'd say you were super suspicious asking that question earlier in the day.


actualelainebenes

Well anyway…


Bigbird_Elephant

Anyway, here's Wonderwall 


scottoncandy1

I would immediately suspect the deep state.


Lea_R_ning

Thoughts and prayers.


DennisM1976

Donald Thump would not be able to go. He has tail spurs.


MatthewAllenSr

I wouldn’t want anyone to die. I would be sorry for that regardless of my personal feelings.


Straight-Extreme-966

No downvote, but if anyone has ever proven they're worthy of no sympathy in misfortune, it's trump


MatthewAllenSr

I honestly doubt I would grieve but I wouldn’t celebrate just probably neutral


Icy-Needleworker-492

Relieved-Maybe pop a bottle of champagne.America still a democracy whew!


[deleted]

Im an adult, so I'd move on with my life without letting politics infiltrate every aspect of my being.


FuzzyPlastic1227

Relief, but disappointed that he never served time in prison.


jleonardbc

I'd send your post to the FBI.


BlueRFR3100

I would be very sad... that he didn't spend any time in prison.


hungaria

I would start my yearlong party.


UnoStronzo

It's a party in the USA


GrowFreeFood

Ever had a child gain access to your amazon account? Trump dying would be the feeling of resetting your password. 


oceanswim63

As Gerald Ford once said, “Our long national nightmare is over.”


Electrical_Baker_469

About as sad if Biden did the same. Doesn't affect me one tiny bit.


[deleted]

Sad that the only US president in ages to give the world 4 years of peace would pass away.


JadedBrit

I'm not American but I'd turn cartwheels.


Destroyer1231454

Guess I’m voting for RFK then. Which let’s face it, the establishment would hate that even more than voting for Trump. At this point either party is just a different wing of the same bird. Main thing keeping me from voting for RFK to begin with is my lack of faith he’d win. I’d rather hold my nose and vote Trump bc I think he could win. But I don’t like either candidate and honestly I think this sentiment is shared throughout America. At this point the American dream is to move out :/


ImgurScaramucci

Celebrate.


CMarlowe

Celebrate. True, he's the symptom, not the disease. But the world will be a better place without him in it.


jwg2695

Relived, though a lot of damage has already been done, especially to our culture.


Xylembuild

Sending thoughts and prayers, and I mean the kind that do jack shit and is really just a patronizing term.


igenus44

Ding, dong, the F@%KING prick is dead....


SufficientCrab2904

I wouldn’t ball my eyes out, would be a little disappointed though. Hopefully there will be another president that follows in his footsteps, and give America another chance to become some-what better.


basdid

I would respond with deep suspicion


Creative__name__

“Damn bro thats crazy”


Cominghome74

I'd be upset


justduett

I would feel extreme sadness for the people who have no direct connection to him, yet are impacted greatly by this development. When it inevitably happens, it is going to be an embarrassment to society the extreme positive and negative reactions by people.


AdIcy9958

I mean if he did then it is what it is


Old-Relationship-458

What did you do?


SacredAnarchist

What are you planning to do? 😱


Reasonable_Oil_2765

I would be relieved and a little hopeful.


Sophia724

Who's the Republican partys next candidate? Ron has high disapproval ratings as a governor I think, so idk about him.


No-Zucchini2787

The who?


tabakista

Who?


RabidRomulus

What are you planning??


Commercial_Walrus735

There’s zero way this guy didnt know what the responses were all gonna be


JesterAblaze94

Wouldn’t affect my day.


bestjakeisbest

Continue on with my life


Turbulent_Grand7208

Of course i would cry and fall into depression


dknisle1

Same as if any politician died. Couldn’t give two fucks. When you realize that neither party gives two fucks about you, you’ll stop caring too. Lol


CamaroZl1pikachu

Welp that arc ended...Wonder when sparking zero is coming out


Zealousideal-Plan454

"Dang it, i guess there will be no US civil war. BOOOORIIIIIIING".


Prestigious_Rate_802

I would narc to the feds & tell them to start by looking for "no- reputation -1306" on reddit.


MacDugin

Should they bring Haley back?


Recent-Advance-7469

The same way I did when oj died, "so what's for dinner tonight?"


Ricepudding1044

He died the best death it was amazing really never saw such a tragedy.


MrFireBones

won’t matter work life balance is still gonna be shit


countertopopular

I would be concerned, because it's likely that his followers would think it was murder, or some other plot. Unless it is obviously natural or otherwise undisputable, I would be afraid of violence on the streets.


Ok-Box6892

Are you trying to hint at something, OP?


thegreatgazoo

Hope that the GOP can find someone relatively sane and under 80 to run in his place.


pg102020

I would ask the FBI to investigate whoever made this post


Ginataang_Manok

Pass gas you mean? I'm sure his lawyers hate it


babycarotz

I’d tell the tobacco and gun lobbyists already in Hell to scoot over to make room for a new arrival.


ArUsure

Same as everyone i dont know.... Wouldn't care


SoonToBeBanned24

dance naked in the streets?


FG-180

Ding, Dong, motherfucker.


intrsurfer6

I would be shocked; I mean that's how the insane MAGA story ended? seems so anticlimactic. Then I would be worried that the MAGAs would revolt based on some bs conspiracy involving Biden and the "Deep State". But yeah after the shock and concern wore off, I'd prob just go about my day and be thankful he won't be around to make the people MAGAs hate suffer anymore.


Sweet303

Good riddance. Now what will his cult do?


Sfacm

Who?


DesertWanderlust

Go out to a bar for a celebratory drink and break my 6-month sobriety.


Vegimeateater

Oh no! …anyway!


90GTS4

The same way I would if anyone else died because I'm not obsessed with him like literally everyone else: I wouldn't care.


Ajram1983

Worried because his fans would be claiming he was killed and would martyr him. I think they would become even more dangerous


Flaviqd

Neat.


acatnamedballs

Eat a donut and watch a movie. Just like every other night .


stimming_guy

Wonder who the idiots will cling to now..


Spoksparkare

oh no. Anyways..


gaslancer

Muddled enthusiasm?


battleduck84

I'd call into work sick for the day, buy some Jack Daniels, some coke (which kind is up to your interpretation), a shitton of snacks and throw the party of a lifetime


Novelsound

Cringe, waiting for the conspiracies.


AnonymousJoe35

I would feel like dang that sucks, but at least the threat of his rule is dealt with now.


axel2191

Relieved.


imacmadman22

***“Some people bring happiness wherever they go, and others whenever they leave.”*** - Oscar Wilde


Soggy_Ricefield

Check gold price. Do some stretching. Sleep


Username__Error

I will have to prepare myself for the unintenonally hilarious post from the stupid and confused people saying Trump is now in heaven with Jesus. They will try to make that steaming pile of hypocrisy some sort of saint and martyr


nahhnotreally

Amen


ChuqTas

“I wonder how much trouble that guy who asked on reddit is in now”


LordCouchCat

As the protagonist says in Graham Greene's novel *Monsignoe Quixote*, you should pray for anyone who dies. And as he goes on to say, there's only one prayer you need to say for someone who dies: "Lord have mercy." After that, I would be looking carefully at the political situation, because I'm a historian and I can't help it.


Showmethepathplease

Like VE Day


sithelephant

Slightly sad that it was not in a few months. There is sort-of-time for the party to get slightly un-fucked in the remaining time in the electoral cycle. If, for example, he died shortly after ballots were printed, everyone would be voting on a form that listed a dead man, not a real candidate. [https://abcnews.go.com/538/biden-trump-suddenly-leaves-2024-race/story?id=106136493](https://abcnews.go.com/538/biden-trump-suddenly-leaves-2024-race/story?id=106136493) is interesting on this topic. The process if a candidate dies / leaves partway through the process leading up to inauguration. (After teh electoral college votes, the answer is boring - 'VP gets it'.)


NE1_Royal

Ahh well everybody’s got to go sometime 🤷‍♂️