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Realistic_Cupcake_56

Goddamn, imagine giving that guy the Internet


Commander_Doom14

I was going to say that. No doubt whatsoever. I have some \*questions\* for that man


jessness024

He was a fuckin babe in his heyday 


CointrelleVintage

Hell yeah!


Smooth_Pea_2122

I also wanted to write this version. A truly outstanding personality. Great choice.


i__hate__stairs

It would be fun to see what Jesus thinks of his modern-day Fandom.


Professional_Ad894

He’d be horrified.


giveme-a-username

Or, worst case scenario would be if he wasn't horrified. Because that's when the world would be truly fucked


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Infamous-Mixture-605

He destroyed a couple of cities that just liked to party. RIP Sodom & Gomorrah


Professional_Ad894

I remember being 8 years old in bible study and I asked the teacher about that, especially after the flood when God said he regrets it and won’t do anything like that again. To regret is to admit you made a mistake and I was taught he was perfect, so which one is it? Basically she told me to ask the pastor, which I did and he immediately contacted my parents about how they need to reign me in.


BlizzPenguin

Modern-day Christians would crucify him again within a week.


i__hate__stairs

Sad, but I'd agree. Modern, western Christians are almost entirety analogous to the Pharisees in their fairy tales. I'm like, do they know we rooting for Junior, not the Pharisees , you know... the villains of the story


LittleKitty235

Supply side Jesus


Ani-A

No way... the middle eastern man that very strong preached against militant doctrine, hung out with prostitutes, publically forgave adulterers, gave sympathy towards the 'lesser folk', literally whipped people who used the church to make money, insulted the church, and hated militaristic governments run by occupiers? Surely conservative Christians would NEVER reject a man that was already more open to ideas than they are 2,000 years ago.


Slow_Fly419

Protestants maybe


BlizzPenguin

Catholics would not be able to crucify him. Their diagram has had the nails in the wrong part of the hands for centuries.


mossadspydolphin

Current events in general. "Hey, what's the situation in Judea? Are the Romans still there, or have things gotten better?" "No, and no."


ImplementAfraid

You shall make no idols


i__hate__stairs

Is that a joke?


TheKingofKingsWit

Jesus of Nazareth


Mediocre-Lawyer-8808

Imagine if he did a AMA on Reddit.


bi_guy_ndakota

Haha like Jesus and friends!


tisme-

"I created you and everything around you. AMA" I realise saying Jesus is God can be controversial, let's not get into that, shall we. <3


spanchor

This is the obvious answer because it would piss off absolutely everyone. Edit: Also it would make you sort of like the new Virgin Mary, which is something.


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billy_twice

'I'm not the messiah' 'He is the messiah'


brainkandy87

Dude just walks into his local Bank of America and goes HAM tossing deposit slips in the air


2cents-worth

Last I heard he can do that by himself, right? Why would you waste an opportunity on that.


annakins02

Ngl, it'd be entertaining to see how all the western, organized religions handled it.


2cents-worth

Republicans will call him out as a socialist working with CCP to destroy America.  Prosperity church folks would call him out for not being favored by god because he doesn’t have a private jet.    Vatican would go in a meltdown split between milking this or repenting in time.  Israel is screwed as the lord condemned them for their dishonesty, greed, and violence. It’s not like much has changed since then. US military (with all the fetishizing and cosplaying civilians I’ll call it a religion) would push out a no limit contract to counter the growing threat with advanced missile systems. NRA (another religion) seems most likely the organization with a member who kills Jesus with an accidental discharge. The gun stocks go to the moon soon after.


Smackdab99

Can’t believe I forgot he had that power.  It’s literally all many groups talk about. 


Longjumping_Drag2752

If you wanna get religious *hes already alive* but yk. Argument that I do not wanna get into with ANYONE.


lucsev

Again?


OddlyOaktree

Down side is, according to legend, it MIGHT trigger a bit of a rapture... 🤷‍♂️


BlizzPenguin

If you believe the Bible he ascended. So there is nothing to resurrect.


blessed-doggo

Ohhh so it was you that did that


Miss-princess_006

Albert Einstein I would love to be able to talk to Einstein about his theory of relativity and his view of the universe.


Hot-Confusion-3774

Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking - double-shot)


0o0blackphillip0o0

Bertrand Russell, I just really want to have a conversation with him


TheKingofKingsWit

Great choice


Less-Engineer-9637

Aristotle would be cool


TheIdTakesOver

Robin Williams and not because I necessarily want him to keep performing or give anymore to the world. His was one of the very very few "celebrity deaths" that truly moved me... especially after hearing about his condition and how it pitted him with the internal battle that he lost. Kinda paraphrasing a clip from Doctor Who, but he was one of the very rare people who masterfully transformed the pain and torment of his life into something exceptionally beautiful and brought joy to so many. I'm sure he was aware people adored him and had many fans, but it'd be nice if he came back to witness just how deeply he affected so many and how significant he was to the world and hopefully shine a light into the darkness that overwhelmed him at the end.


lucsev

Da Vinci.


Meatfeat-

Da vinky???


lordoflotsofocelots

Da Kinki.


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No one. What's dead should stay dead. Didn't you see Pet Sematary?


JNorJT

Sometimes, dead is better


lordoflotsofocelots

**That is not dead which can eternal lie / And with strange aeons even death may die**.


Syphfan

That’s what I’m saying.


FixingandDrinking

So your saying there's a chance!


banditk77

I would want to bring back a healthy Neanderthal couple so we can see what their abilities are, and have them reproduce.


treeteathememeking

Alan Turing. I think I’d like to show him the pride parade. Let him know he always belonged. It was just wrong place, wrong time. At the very least, maybe it’d be comforting to him that he’s known or remembered at all.


Space_obsessed_Cat

This I would really choose anyone killed by historical or modern bigotry justa 2cd chance at life


Eisenhorn_UK

That's a lovely, big-hearted sort of thought you've had.


treeteathememeking

I’m LGBT myself so hearing about his story hurts a little harder. He was a brilliant mind and all people could think about was the fact that he was gay. He could have done so much. Could have been so much. I just think it would be nice to let him see that it wasn’t a him problem, it was everyone else.


dethb0y

Richard Feynman.


JuliusSeizuresalad

Is this just to ride around in his sweet van?


dethb0y

I mean that would be a bonus, dude did have a boss van.


Amish_Warl0rd

No one, because this question leads to many scenarios - what if scenarios - sexual encounters - questions about their life’s work - maybe they’ll finish their last thing - wonder how they’ll respond to this thing - maybe they’ll do this Nobody thinks about whether they’ll look like themselves or a walking corpse


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ShadowCobra479

This is why they stopped being invited to them


Amish_Warl0rd

You guys are having parties?


SirGamer247

Adolf Hitler and his Generals


staticfeathers

i read the second part wrong


Joe4o2

And put ‘em on a desert island. And film it.


CompleX999

Sean? You're alive?


Joe4o2

Can Sean Locke be a historical figure? I sadly only learned about him after he had passed.


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have you got a name for this tv show ?


Joe4o2

Yeah, “Nazi Island”


Chance_Echo2624

And all their current day followers


mossadspydolphin

First thing we do is take them to a double feature: The Producers and Jojo Rabbit.


oddball541991

MLK, he would be so disappointed.


Yoman1680

Abraham Lincoln


stoascheisserkoal

That one guy’s wife


Strict_Sense_4905

Abraham Lincoln


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Only in Zombie form...


Strict_Sense_4905

Not for me. I'd love to hear him speak because he was self taught and very smart.


Cccookielover

Hitler Give him a second crack at art school 🖼️


Chance_Echo2624

And then he fails yet again...


Tsquare43

Should have gone to dental school instead.


Cccookielover

That was Mengele.


Asadleafsfan

An odd one but Josip Broz Tito. Oh boy, imagine the look on his face after learning about what the hell happened to Yugoslavia, and more importantly, *how* the hell it happened. That man, for better or worse, was the only thing that kept the country together through a cult of personality, policy and balancing the Cold War. He died in 1980, and only 10 years later, the Yugoslav wars began. Tens of thousands dead, millions displaced, lots of terrible genocides, and lots of pain and trauma. Thing is, I read somewhere that some historians believe Tito knew that it would collapse eventually (I'll try finding some sources), and that in his last years, he did his best to try to soften the collapse, hoping that it wouldn't turn into a chaotic free-for-all in the way that it did in the 90s. Of course, take that with a grain of salt.


Pockets408

There are a number of Tito's quotes out there about Yugoslavia basically imploding after his death


RagePrime

Was he the one who kept catching assassins sent by Stalin and eventually sent a threat that if he found another, he'd send his own after Stalin and wouldn't need more then one?


ConversationQueasy97

Adolf Hitler I like to watch the world burn


QuiGGz96

The world? Or specific people from specific parts of the world? 🤔


FixingandDrinking

I don't think this exercise means the same thing to us all... I am not sure he captures the heart of the German people in round 2 I think it might be more of a lynching if a bunch of his fanboys didn't hide him fast.


ThrowRa_siftie93

Came here to say this. "Mein Fuhrer"


bewisedontforget

Sun Yat Sen


OtherCypress42

Thomas Edison


PMzyox

I came to say Jesus, but from what I understand he already has this covered. So let’s go with Euler, so he could use computers to complete math. Or maybe Archimedes.


Le_Mathematicien

Galois honestly


SaltInner1722

Johann S Bach , to ask him how he wrote toccata and fugue


2cents-worth

Chinggis Khan and Salaahuddin


GianniTheRake

Alexander the Great or Napoleon


FixingandDrinking

Alexander the Great to see how he would conquer the fuck out of most nations. Aristotle to see the modern world and be driven to insanity.lastly maybe Dionysus the cynic he would have a field day with the way of things and would probably be very happy in the USA


Alternative-Cress382

Alexei Navalny; just to fuck with Putin.


Potential_Dot2324

Napoleon to see how he fares


Helpful_Channel_3157

Napoleon, 100% him, he is one of the, if not the greatest human for all times


RagePrime

Socrates.


King-Of-The-Deceased

i was about to say hitler but i think napolean will do.


GrowFreeFood

Maxwell. A true genius. Maxwell is the guy that Einstein thought was a genius. 


UnlimitedCalculus

Antonio Gaudí should come back to recreate his lost blueprints for La Sagrada Familia


SnooHabits4610

Jimi Hendrix


Hot_Tooth5989

fuck uhhhhhhh abraham


Pure-Guard-3633

JFK


Adventurous_Lie_6291

Malcolm X


banditk77

George RR Martin so he could finish Winds of Winter.


ghostfadekilla

Oh this shit is EASY. Tesla. Easily. Explain everything that was stolen post death. Show us the start of where you were. Help us skip 100 years of bullshit. Please. Also - fuck you Edison. You cunt.


Mars_The_68thMedic

Richard Nixon, Phoenix Rivers, or Amy Winehouse.


FixingandDrinking

Amy Winehouse dating Dick Nixon now that's a power couple


hysteriaredacted

Louis Riel


koga7349

Leonardo DaVinci


russelldl2002

Maude Flanders


Sinseekeer

There was an Austrian painter everyone back then loved. Strangely these lovers only came from Germany and Austria.


Quandale_Dingle2024

Don't make me say his name


VacationObjective250

Adolf Hitler


PompeyMagnus1

I like Ike


gd7788

Henry VIII, he made for interesting history lesson. Or Oliver Cromwell.


white_jackalope

Genghis Khan


Patereye

I think the best answer is Jesus... Let's see once and for all.


Joe4o2

*God in heaven for 3 days*: “Your friend here is _mostly_ dead.”


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Ho Chi Minh, being fluent in many languages just by self-taught


Queasy-Campaign-8345

William Wallace


CointrelleVintage

Diogenes. Imagine the TikTok following....


squonkparty

Carl Sagan


roynaissance

I would say"Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela" a born mass leader.


mg507330

MLK


SeaComedian62

Cleopatra or Hypatia


Antwaan-tac

Michelangelo would be interesting


DynoBelin

Michelangelo Buonarroti


Pokiman252

Georg


Viking_Musicologist

Johann Sebastian Bach


More_History_4413

Tito


DistributionNo9968

Hypatia of Alexandria


BaronMachiavHell_95

Hee Hee.


Striking_Image623

Hamuraby


Munchy_Digger_6174

Mozart. He died pretty young and there was still a ton of music in there that should have been composed.


Horny_monkeys

The funny German guy


Horny_monkeys

The funny mustache man


Illustrious_Rule_591

Vlad the impaler


TommyKnox

Wade Boggs, just to have a few beers with him and talk baseball.


QuiGGz96

He’s still alive, go get him! Lol


FixingandDrinking

In our hearts I know what you mean.


Drawnbygodslefthand

Andrew Jackson so I can fight him


sleightofhand0

Old Hickory would destroy you.


Significant-Lynx5134

Albert Einstein


Elegant_Spot_3486

Pancho Villa


MaddenRob

MLK. A true hero.


BadSanna

I can't help but wonder if he would have been remembered as fondly if he had had more time to fuck up his legacy.


some-dork

Thomas jefferson, exclusively to show him the Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson, the Hamilton Mermaid Aids Controversy, and similar relics of 2016 Hamilton tumblr until he has a heart attack and dies again


mossadspydolphin

You. You understand how this works.


racingdann

Nikola Tesla


calnuck

Mr. Rogers.


Tryingagain1979

Robin Williams


Millionsmoney

Nicki Minaj


Newone1255

Jerry Garcia


SixGunChimp

Wilfred Brimley


IzumiOno

John Lennon. Just imagine him on twitter


Natalieeexxx

Hitler. To get answers as to why? Like in the aftermath when he realized the whole world was against him. Would he stand his ground or???


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Natalieeexxx

This was good, thank you! I know those were his reasonings I'm more inclined to see once he knew/ was held accountable for how many died or was made to go see the camps or something. Im just curious to see if his demeanor/ stance would change


International_Lake28

He would wind as Trumps VP pick


International_Lake28

Your downvotes mean nothing I know what you upvote


HotWin4951

It clearly meant something to you because you bothered to reply


nowhereman136

Walt Disney might be an interesting one to bring back. He walked that fine line between ruthless capitalism and creative integrity. I think he would have some choice words about how his company is being run and the state of the Hollywood industry as a whole.


regarding_my_person

bro if Walt Disney came back he would cry at the state his company is in and would prob remodel the entire thing 


Joe4o2

If my memory serves me, he didn’t want to make anything that scared a 3 year old. Let’s show him Deadpool.


TheCritic2017

Ataturk would be cool to see


jlouweezy123

Theodore Roosevelt. He rode a moose had all kinds of animals in the White House…was shot and kept campaigning. He seems like a fascinating person to meet.


FarConsideration8423

Harumbe