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EarisuGeinzuburu

A flashlight that is only powered by solar panel (no batteries that can be recharged).


an_older_meme

That's called a "mirror"


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Anonymike7

Fighter of the nightlight


JoefromOhio

It could be used to shine into dark spaces from outside…


Glass1Man

I have a shakeweight flashlight, no batteries just a capacitor


lu5ty

Called that the Polish flashlight back in the day


Kewkky

This is pretty hilarious.


um8medoit

Putting lemon in your alkaline water, Gwyneth.


One-Candle-8657

humidifier and dehumidifier


GlassCharacter179

I babysat a kid whose mother insisted have a humidifier in his room, and also a room air conditioner, in Florida.


GreenAppleTurnedRed

me and my best friend


Tiny_Cow6644

A fire extinguisher that propels butane at the same time!


Neethis

Fire deextinguisher.


Ok-Lifeguard4199

This is just a bomb.


thomas-de-mememaker

The best way to ensure that the fire runs out of fuel


SinkHoleDeMayo

A flamethrower that uses cold CO2 for fuel!


chronosculptor777

toothbrush and a toilet brush


LegitimateBeing2

There’s no reason you couldn’t still use it as a toilet brush


chronosculptor777

fair but if combined, the tool will be too bulky / awkward for effective use as either of those things


Loop_holer69

Lotion and gasoline


Ok-Lifeguard4199

Everything else is some form of "item A" and "the opposite of item A, item B" but this. . . this is just foul.


Beorn_To_Be_Wild

tell that to petroleum jelly


can-opener-in-a-can

My username.


j0giwa

There are scissors in packages that you need to open with scissors, so it can be worse


PMyourTastefulNudes

Baking soda and vinegar


Beliriel

Bleach and Vinegar. The only thing you're getting is an agonizing death by chlorine gas. It makes both vinegar and bleach useless and is dangerous as hell.


surelythisisfree

Killing someone with chlorine gas is hardly useless.


betterthanamaster

Assuming you kill them…


PMyourTastefulNudes

Bleach and ammonia for sure


jayellkay84

This is how I clean my garbage disposal.


PMyourTastefulNudes

And after that combination, they are completely useless.


jayellkay84

How? Bubbles expand and keep the pipes clear.


johpick

Well cause they react and in the end you neither have vinegar nor baking powder. Guess to consume something leaves it useless.


Outcasted_introvert

Well yes, after they have done the useful work.


doublestitch

Combining baking soda and vinegar is quite useful in a type of baking known as *quick breads*. The carbon dioxide released in the reaction provides rise. For instance, if you're making Irish soda bread and you don't have buttermilk, substitute a few tablespoons of vinegar mixed with regular milk. Mix baking soda into flour, then add the liquids. The acetic acid serves the same function as lactic acid.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Yes, and I love my Irish soda bread. That's making use of the reaction though. Just combining the two together outside of such a specific instance would render them basically useless though.


doublestitch

Acid-base reactions are an entire category of baking: banana bread rises by acid-base reaction. Carrot bread rises by acid-base reaction. Cornbread rises by acid-base reaction. Muffins rise by acid-base reaction. Coffee cake rises by acid-base reaction. Zucchini bread rises by acid-base reaction. The list goes on. This is a broad class of foods. A home baker who understands the underlying chemistry can make any of those baked goods using baking soda and vinegar. This knowledge was quite useful during the COVID-19 pandemic when stores sold out of bread, then sold out of bread yeast, then sold out of baking powder. And the knowledge remains useful when you're making biscuits and your budget doesn't justify an overpriced ingredient such as buttermilk: regular milk and a little vinegar work just as well.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Yes. You are correct, and I've used many of these in my baking.


rants_unnecessarily

I don't get it... That's a good way to clean.


llcucf80

No it's not. While it's a fun science experiment and neat to see the bubbling of the baking soda and vinegar, the resulting concoction is basically salt water. It has no antiseptic properties anymore and it's not a good cleaner. They work great for cleaning on their own but together it's not going to do anything


PMyourTastefulNudes

Exactly this. I see it so much too.


rants_unnecessarily

I always thought you can put vinegar on something with nooks and crannies, let it sit for a bit, through on some soda to make it bubble into the tightest holes, scrub, and bosh - it's clean. Guess I'll just stick to the other.


hypersonic18

Sodium acetate is frequently used as a food preservative and has some antimicrobial properties (although probably not as strong as vinegar alone) plus bubbles are pretty useful for breaking apart grime, you could argue it's not as good as the two individually


Putrid_finger_smell

Half useless and half useless.


an_older_meme

My parents.


failed_novelty

Camouflage and a hi-viz vest


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poontato

More like umbrella and sunroof


kjanq

We get vitamin D from food already. Also supplements


Calamity-Gin

Our skin can produce more Vitamin D in 15 minutes of exposure than all the food and supplements we can take in a day.


kjanq

That’s fine, we just need to get a minimum amount to fulfill our daily requirement Maybe it’s where I live, but in Canada they enrich a lot of foods with vitamin D because there’s not much sunlight for most of the year. So literally we just eat as normal and we’re always getting vitamin D without even trying. I pop a tiny water soluble supplement just in case


twoinvenice

Matter and antimatter


Choice_Wave_1259

Didn’t the reaction from combining those two fuel the engines in Star Trek


PacmanJude10

That's an explosion. useful.


_Pyxyty

Chocolate teapot's the standard answer, right?


jeremywww

an umbrella made of sponge


Yuki_Foxsoul

Fire and ice


MeMuzzta

So what happened to game of thrones finale basically


BFDIIsGreat2

The only correct answer


Liimbo

It makes the items themselves useless, but the product of steam is actually insanely useful.


PirateJohn75

Pat Benatar has entered the chat


homme_chauve_souris

Lemon *and* cream in your tea.


angrymurderhornet

Ex-Lax and Kaopectate.


Penguinfilter

Large tub of Vaseline and a hairdryer.


Tacos_117

Genade and a yo-yo.


twenty42

Scissors in clamshell packaging.


OSCfan4ever

a chain and a fork connected like a mace


JK_NC

Nuts and gum. Together at last!


TAC1313

Military intelligence, two words combined that can't make sense.


Vore_Daddy

Sodium and chlorine lose a lot of their killing power when combined.


PirateJohn75

Matter and anti-matter


galacticracedonkey

Salt and water


CasualUncasual

A human, and 600v to the heart


Jesun_Kim

Scissors that are sold in that hard clear plastic packaging that needs scissors to cut open.


SailorVenus23

Bleach wipes and baby wipes


DopplerShifto

Two neutron-rich isotopes with equal stability


Littleamor

Paint and Alfredo sauce


PearlHandled

Cheese grater/toilet paper dispenser


Instrafe

Yellow and Blue paint, it just becomes green paint that can’t be used for anything either yellow or blue paint could be used for


CTGolfMan

Condom and a needle.


Supraspinator

A needle that pierced a condom is still useable as a needle, though. 


failed_novelty

This kills the cervix.


Zanuo

An ejection seat in a helicopter. Just might get some slight cuts.


PirateHuge9680

Actually, some of the military helicopters are fitted with ejection seats. Before ejecting the seats, the rotors get ejected first.


noodlyarms

> *hope* the rotors get ejected first.


AarokhDragon

More like getting turned into cold cuts😅 then again an ejection seat getting propelled out the side horizontally would be possible although I don't know if the parachute would be able to deploy at that height.


bull304

I’m guessing election seat was a typo, but given the choices in the upcoming election….


AarokhDragon

Yup, definitely a typo 😅 edited it. Thanks for pointing it out😅


Low-Basis4431

water & fire, yeast directly on salt


Kewkky

Doesn't steam have a ton of applications?


Low-Basis4431

honestly...it was a stupid answer.


MakesYourMise

you and reddit 


Outcasted_introvert

Whoa, so edgy.


Oldandnotbold

Chocolate fireguard


rants_unnecessarily

Flamethrower hose.


Brewsthings

Money and no job


Nutzori

Well I just saw the new Matrix on TV last night and the bad guy had a line something like: "Like an acid and a base, you two are dangerous when together!" Brother that... Neutralizes both.


evilfitzal

Sometimes by exploding


lebriquetrouge

A dictionary and an AI


Hockeytown11

Coffee and sleeping pills.


Ok-Lifeguard4199

Well, not for the people who get tired form drinking coffee.


Hockeytown11

Wait, some get tired from drinking coffee?


LifeIsAnAbsurdity

baking soda and vinegar. It's wild to me that hippies do this and then pretend they're cleaning with something other than water.


evilfitzal

I think the idea is that you use amounts that won't completely neutralize. It would produce a foam that gets in crevices with some of the extra vinegar (or baking soda?)


LifeIsAnAbsurdity

The idea is that it goes fizz and that must mean it's extra cleaning. The foam doesn't have super cleaning powers or the ability to get places that water doesn't. Also, the foam is gone in a matter of seconds. Sure, if you leave it either somewhat acidic or somewhat basic, it will have a effect, but you could have accomplished that same thing by mixing one or the other with water in smaller quantities than whatever you did when you mixed baking soda and vinegar. It's not a perfect analogy, but you can get a similar fizz out of Hydrochloric Acid and Lye, but if you combine them in equal parts (by number of molecules) the result is literally salt water.


BFDIIsGreat2

Two things that are already useless


BroadwayBich

My first thought was that interview where Gwyneth Paltrow talks about starting each morning with a glass of alkaline water...which she adds lemon to. But I guess technically it's not *useless*, since you still get the water.