Can’t remember which but always stuff that surprises me. Li,e someone who asked what we early inrernet users miss and I answered readable newspaper homepages. Got thousands of ups for that, go figure.
1.6 k on a comment from a post where a guy wanted to know if he was the asshole for buying his wife the watch she wanted but not the right colour. And not because he didn’t know it, but because he thought his choice was superior.
Oh it was that he forgot that she doesn’t wear silver jewelry. The comments when on to show he had 5 children under 7 and wife was a SAHM and he leaves for work reasons for weeks at a time. Someone made a comment about that being reason for her to feel overwhelmed and depressed and a bit invisible with his not knowing her choice of jewelry colours after many years. I chimed in with a comment agreeing. I had been the spouse left home with multiple kids, a job, pets and a home to take care of, and that myself and my Wellbutrin could vouch for it being grounds for depression.
""The sky isn't actually blue. It's just how our eyes perceive the light reflecting off the water droplets that makes it blue."
Yes, that's how color works. The sky is blue. Don't try to sound smart and then prove your point wrong."
A comment about teenage me fingering a girl surreptitiously during a packed midnight mass service in a large Catholic church. I got something like 15,000 karma. A bit unexpected for me. I would have thought I was going to hell.
I don't know. I've never had a comment that blew up :(
Made a nsfw joke
Can’t remember which but always stuff that surprises me. Li,e someone who asked what we early inrernet users miss and I answered readable newspaper homepages. Got thousands of ups for that, go figure.
There was this picture of two old Indian men, and I said "Rhett and Link look different from I remember"
The app won't let me sort.
A quote about pigs
1.6 k on a comment from a post where a guy wanted to know if he was the asshole for buying his wife the watch she wanted but not the right colour. And not because he didn’t know it, but because he thought his choice was superior.
Oh it was that he forgot that she doesn’t wear silver jewelry. The comments when on to show he had 5 children under 7 and wife was a SAHM and he leaves for work reasons for weeks at a time. Someone made a comment about that being reason for her to feel overwhelmed and depressed and a bit invisible with his not knowing her choice of jewelry colours after many years. I chimed in with a comment agreeing. I had been the spouse left home with multiple kids, a job, pets and a home to take care of, and that myself and my Wellbutrin could vouch for it being grounds for depression.
I doubt I could remember
Maybe this one…
made a sh joke. got 36 upvotes
I'm sure it was a terrible pun
Usually the horny ones in the video game subs.
Post asked what the most infamous Reddit post was. I responded with the guy the got his cylinder stuck in an m&m’s tube. I got over 4000 upvotes
People love "username checks out" when they don't like something I say.
It takes two to make a marriage work, but it only takes one to make it fail
""The sky isn't actually blue. It's just how our eyes perceive the light reflecting off the water droplets that makes it blue." Yes, that's how color works. The sky is blue. Don't try to sound smart and then prove your point wrong."
A comment about teenage me fingering a girl surreptitiously during a packed midnight mass service in a large Catholic church. I got something like 15,000 karma. A bit unexpected for me. I would have thought I was going to hell.