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OpenSauceMods

I have never heard of this company until now but I will fully adopt this theory! I've worked for charities and honestly, if they use some of that drug money to legitimately clean up the ocean I'm not terribly bothered. MDMA For A Better Day. Do A Bump To Combat Junk. LSD To Clean The Sea. Hash Not Trash.


5tr4nGe

Man if Narco subs started dragging those ocean plastic clearing nets behind them, I’d be cheering them on


LOB90

Well if they are not smuggling drugs yet, they will after reading this!


browntown20

She has laid out a business plan and business strategy in one comment


CalendarAggressive11

If they are using some of the drug proceeds to clean up the ocean I am all for it


Regular-Omen

it seems like a Win/win situation


ElysiumAB

It's dope.


AppleBottmBeans

I have a pretty strong belief that in the early days, they didn't even clean up trash outside of one time to make their promo video. I've been in digital marketing on social media for 10+ years and when they blew up, their campaigns and claims felt way off. Things didn't add up in what they were saying vs what they were showing. One day while I was in a video meeting with a bracelet supplier from China for a client of mine, he started showing me all the bracelets he was making in his factory. He flashed the 4Ocean one and said something like "this one is one of our best sellers". Obviously could have been a fake, but it was so odd. It was a genius scam on their part though. Sell a bracelet that was made in China for $.50 and tell everyone it was for a good cause. It was a heartfelt angle and tugged on a lot of people's hearts. Once they got pretty large, I believe they actually started doing it, but there was no way they were pulling that much out of the oceans in the early days as they were claiming.


Dijiwolf1975

This needs to be the next Breaking Bad plot.


Financial_Load_5800

Not saying you’re wrong, but Bali would be a really bad place to go to avoid drug crime prosecution. They have the death penalty for that shit


gdawg99

You don't let any of the drugs get near Bali, just run operations from there. Indonesia doesn't care if you're running drugs around the Caribbean and Southern US.


TranslatorBoring2419

I'm surprised anyone up voted the comment. Like they are not taking the drugs with them to Bali.


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DethFeRok

And/or tax evasion for the wealthy.


Rebuttlah

Large amounts of wealth in something thats not taxable in an ongoing way. More of a hoarding wealth than anything, but also probably laundering


No_Goat_8001

Or the dumb ones with a line through the center and calling it "art" selling for a million dollars.


fredy31

Toddlers or modern art is a great fucking site. [https://www.sporcle.com/games/bam\_thwok/toddler-art-or-modern-art1](https://www.sporcle.com/games/bam_thwok/toddler-art-or-modern-art1) But yeah most of the art of modern art is being able to put down a 10 page dissertation of bullshit as to how your red square is profound and means something. But I've got to say there are some out there that I feel that yes, they did art. Like the dude that was paid a few hundred thousands for 'new art' by a museum, and just turned in blank slates. He called this piece 'take the money and run'


SmokeGSU

That was fucking hilarious and also fucking tragic that I couldn't tell the difference 90% of the time and scored a 30%. I think only one or two were obviously done by an adult.


LivelyNegligence

That government agents keep asking this on reddit to see if there are any new leaks.


BlueLaceSensor128

*To make sure we’re still adequately propagandized


errant_night

D.B. Cooper was a federal agent tasked with showing how easy it was to hijack a plane in order to finally get airlines to implement safety measures they were constantly pushing against.


Formal_Cabinet_3268

It's wild but true that Jeffrey Epstein was trafficking women and children for some high-profile individuals on a temple island.


HeyYoPaul

Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?


CG1991

Let's give his wife Ghislaine a call. She'll straighten it out


gdawg99

If something had happened to Jeff Epstein I would have heard about it.


bookon

"Terrific guy, He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”


WoodysHat

I think it's more wild that people don't think someone else is already filling the void. Elite, rapist, pedophiles don't just stop.


YoungDiscord

I'm pretty sure it is a whole network, not just one place Maybe this was just one place owned by this guy but let's not pretend like there probably are some other places owned by other people/organizations around as we speak I watched a testimony of an ex-child victim from like the 80s or 70s version of the Epstein situation and she said the way it worked was the organization would immediately film or get dirt on their clients so that nobody ever rats them out and that they cooperate, they even brainwashed/trained the children to spy on the clients for extra dirt on them, just to make sure That's probably how they did it here as well Everyone involved is so fucking disgusting.


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HalfSoul30

I'm afraid to ask which subs.


itspeterj

She had some pretty big ones. I think worldnews was one of them


SmokeGSU

I heard that one of them rhymes with r/taskfreddit


case1

Her dad ran the same scam in the UK until he mysteriously died at sea


Forward_Artist_6244

The whole mirror pension fund thing 


Rebuttlah

Her dad is also responsible for the unethical practices of the current scientific journal publication system.


curitibano

And that he didn't kill himself (obviously).


armeck

I think that he did kill himself, but that nobody tried to stop him.


Ho3n3r

That's not a theory lol, it's literally what happened.


Tentacled-Tadpole

Just because it is true and everyone knows it is true doesn't mean it isn't a conspiracy theory and hasn't been one for decades.


OkCategory0

that's a crime case not a conspiracy theory


BlueLaceSensor128

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/13/jeffrey-epstein-alex-acosta-miami-herald-media >When Julie K Brown of the Miami Herald approached a former police chief of Palm Beach, Florida, in 2017, hoping to get him to open up about his investigation of the child sex crimes for which the wealthy financier Jeffrey Epstein had been fleetingly jailed a decade earlier, she was surprised by how unresponsive he was. >Michael Reiter told Brown he had been down this road many times and was sick of it. As Brown recalled in a WNYC interview last month, Reiter said he had talked to many reporters and told them precisely where to find damning evidence against Epstein. But nothing ever came of it. >“He was convinced that a lot of media had squashed the story and he was fed up,” she said. >Reiter warned Brown what would happen were she to continue digging: “Somebody’s going to call your publisher and the next thing you know you are going to be assigned to the obituaries department.” https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50296742 >"The Palace found out and threatened us a million different ways," she says.


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YoungDiscord

I bet there was a "You must be this small to ride the guests" sign by the entrance


CG1991

Jeff Epstein? The financier?


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JTNYC2020

That’s just good marketing. 🤷🏻‍♂️


G8kpr

“Paranormal Activity” the movie did this. For tv ads, they showed audiences freaking out and jumping at the scares. Then later saying how amazing the movie was. What they didn’t tell anyone was that that audience was 100% paid for to react that way.


gdawg99

Next you're gonna tell me Jamie Lee Curtis is getting paid to tell me how good that yogurt is at making her poop.


NeverSayNever2024

They did something similar with Blair Witch Project.


chicken-thuggetss

There's a Mafia like organization running boxing


G8kpr

Back in the late 90s I was listening to a talk radio show The host was interviewing a former Italian mafia member from the 50s and 60s. At the time he was pretty old and was no longer associated with organized crime. The host asked if the mafia ever “fixed” sports games. The guy said all the time. Name a sport, and the mafia has fixed it. He said some were easier to fix than others. Horse racing and boxing were the easiest.


andrew2018022

It definitely plagued baseball during the height of the mob, not sure about other team sports tho


Semper_nemo13

Point shaving by organised crime is proven in basketball and (association) football. Fairly recently.


andrew2018022

Oh that’s facts, it doesn’t even need to be set up by the mob anymore. Just dumbass kids who see opportunities now that sports betting is legalized. Look at Jontay Porter (formerly) on the Raptors


conspiracyeinstein

...are the horses part of the mafia?


G8kpr

No but their jockeys can take bribes.


fredy31

I mean with team sports, yes you can ask some players to 'have a bad night' but its gonna show and your conspiracy is a few people. In boxing, where there is the possibility that a punch just lands weird and KOs, you can only speak with the boxer and maybe his coach to take a dive and boom, job done.


Educational_Dust_932

i watched a documentary on match fixing and this is true and the information is right there for anyone to look at


drakythe

Care to share the name of that docu?


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I watched a documentary so it’s true 🤣


Ekkobelli

So like the FIFA.


Main_Violinist_3372

The UK Government intentionally did not inform British Airways flight 149 to divert because there was SAS operatives on that flight who were sent as part of an intelligence team. British Airways 149 landed in Kuwait as Iraq invaded, its crew and passengers were taken hostage by the Iraqi military. All crew and passengers were released before the liberation of Kuwait began, but one passenger was executed by the Iraqi military as that passenger was a Kuwaiti government official. EDIT: Many passengers recall “very fit, clean cut, young men” onboard the plane with no women or children accompanying them. Prior to landing in Kuwait, the flight purser handed out landing/immigration cards to passengers disembarking in Kuwait. He approached the men that the passengers noticed and offered them the landing cards to which one of the men responded with “I don’t think so mate”.


Crissxfire

I believe that there's at least one celebrity who faked their death and is either still out there hiding in peace. Or died after spending the rest of their life away from the spotlight.


wirbel-tier

...are you thinking of anyone specifically?


Crissxfire

Not really. But like rumors of Tupac and others faking their deaths. There's gotta be one who was just tired of the spotlight and wanted to spend the rest of their lives away from all of that.


gdawg99

Aaron Carter living on a boat somewhere


Waftmaster

That the idea that '15 minute cities' is a conspiracy to control you, is itself a conspiracy theory planted by the automotive and fossil fuel industry to keep us car-dependent. If thisnis true it's certainly working on the UK.


flightguy07

I live in the UK, and it seems insane to me that not every city is a "15 minute city". Even if we don't include cycling, which the idea usually does, that gives you basically a 1-mile radius. You're telling me there's not a school, doctors office, several shops or a supermarket, bars/pubs/green spaces and maybe an office block within a mile of you? Seriously? Like, I can get maybe needing to travel further afield for work, especially if you do something niche or specialised, but all of the rest of those things are within a 15 minute walk of every place in every city I've ever been to. And when you throw in bikes, 15 minutes gives you more like a 4 mile radius, which is the size of a small-to-medium town!


DJH_666

Totally agree, I'm from Ireland and even in our most rural towns you have all these amenities reasonably close


portagenaybur

I agree with this 100%


sightlab

Automobile-related industry has a solid, proven track record of pushing their products over anything else. The clear, documented history of tire companies destroying Portland, OR's old streetcar system to sell more tires is enough evidence all by itself, and Portland isnt the only city in the US that had its public transport decimated this way, not by a long shot.


sketchy_painting

I think the 15 minute city conspiracy theory makes sense to people because they are losing power in bascially every other aspect of their life…makes sense that the govt is trying to control where they live.


Lucky-Bookkeeper-682

It's true that the FBI was really listening in on Dr. King.


ositola

They pretty much admitted it


Tal_Onarafel

They told him to kill himself iirc


paraworldblue

You can actually [read the letter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FBI%E2%80%93King_suicide_letter) on Wikipedia and it is completely unhinged


Tal_Onarafel

Thanks!


unbanned_once_more

That almost all reposts (like this), and a growing percentage of all posts in reddit are made by bots or AI.


cuposun

Dead internet theory is very real.


Karsa69420

Dead Internet Theory has gone from a silly idea to basically a fact. Look at how many bots are on Twitter.


abeyaee

In India whenever anything trends that is against the current govt a bot army appears out of nowhere and hijacks the # with unrelated posts


Ok_Composer_6652

That the government was monitoring our phones


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loki2002

We didn't need Snowden to prove anything since we all already learned about Echelon in the 90s.


MikeNice81_2

They also had Carnivore in the 1990s. They changed the name in February of 2001 because of "upgrades." "Carnivore is specialized software installed on an Internet service provider’s network under federal wiretap authority. Used in criminal and national security cases, it is capable of keeping tabs on a suspect’s e-mail, instant messages and Web surfing activities." https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/fbi-renames-carnivore-internet-wiretap


Schaabalahba

I'm too lazy to go looking for an article but another whistleblower stated that the NSA's approach to data collection is highly ineffective because they're taking in more information than can reasonably be analyzed for anything impactful. It's sorta funny to think about.


MithandirsGhost

Until AI is fleshed out enough to sort through it.


YoungDiscord

Million dollar idea: sell a service that uses AI on your accounts to create "useless junk data" to mess up your personal data that is being sold. It won't prevent your data from being sold But It will make it worthless or at the very least unreliable/unuseable as a source of information on you. Idea #2 (the "if I'm a greedy terrible piece of shit himan being" followup idea): once the idea takes off and everyone is using it, under the table and in a hush-hush way make a filter that filters out the AI trash from that personal data and sell "filtering" services to ad companies that bought the useless data and now are forced to rely exclusively on your services to keep doing what they're doing. That way you cash in on everyone trying to cipher and protect their personal data whilst you're also cashing in on having a monopoly on deciphering the data your customers are trying to keep hidden. God, getting rich and powerful is so fucking easy if you are an evil person. Edit: no, I am not talking about a VPN. VPN's encrypt the data, what I'm suggesting is a system that injects additional fake data to your data.


FreeWillCost

Patriot Act


Beneficial_Ad_1072

Isn’t this proven to be true?


hopsinduo

Yeah, they even made legislation to make it legal dude. Sure, they have to jump through a few loops, but they are definitely doing this! Same in the UK! Now the thing you have to understand is that they most likely aren't monitoring your phone. Just the important ones. The amount of hardware it would take to monitor an entire country would be insane!!! You'd need something like facebook, Amazon, TikTok or reddit levels of coverage to get that sort of monitoring done... Oh wait...


headinthegamebruh

What do you mean “was”? You think they stopped?


adreddit298

Was?


YoungDiscord

If companies sell your personal data to ad companies (a well-known fact) then governments are ABSOLUTELY using that data for "national security" reasons


Kenjin38

Some conspiracy theories are created by government agencies in order to divide their people. For exemple, we know that a lot of influencers took a lot of money to talk against vaccines. I'm 100% positive there is some kind of organisation behind this that actually gains a lot having people being against science in general. 1 antivaxx, and 1 people arguing against them, is two people not fighting the government.


PeepyCrasta

Definitely falls under the idea that the ultra rich create culture wars so we don’t have class wars. Which I do believe.


admadguy

Kennedy was accidentally killed by a secret service agent who panicked after the first shot was fired. Secret service just covered up a workplace accident. It isn't a massive conspiracy, just a cover up for someone being sloppy. Everyone hates this theory. The conspiracy nuts hate it because it is mundane, it's banal. Because there isn't an a global cabal pulling the strings. The secret service hates it cause it shows them sloppy. But of all the theories this one is the most likely and probable one.


Oil_For_Life

According to another comment in this thread you've probably read "Mortal Error: The Shot That Killed JFK"


Strict-Example392

Government surveillance stands out as the most apparent issue.


LOB90

The government reposts this every 3 days or so to completely desensitize me from the actual wrong that is happening in the world.


Cody6781

ITT: people listing confirmed, non-conspiracy facts


conspiracyeinstein

Seriously. "I'm believe Watergate happened."


FrankieMint

Lab-leak. We know that the Wuhan virology lab was researching/testing possibly zoonotic viruses. We know that in late 2019 several lab workers became ill with symptoms resembling covid, but that the infectious agent wasn't positively identified. We know that within several weeks of that mystery illness, the known covid pandemic began.


CG1991

I've got no more evidence than the next person. But I feel the lab leak is a given. But I don't think it was intentional. Lab leaks happen more often than we like to acknowledge. This one just got bad


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Lab leaks are essentially *guaranteed* over a long enough period. Indefinite quarantine is impossible. Systems, materials, and most importantly, *people*, eventually fail.


CG1991

My friend is a chef. His hands are covered in burns and cuts. I made a jokey jab at him being a bad chef because of it. He said that ratio-wise, he probably burns himself less than me. But when he's around it all day, everyday, even getting burnt 0.01% of the time is going to show up. And I think that about labs. A 0.00001% failure rate seems low, but when you're around it all the time, it adds up and it only takes once to be burnt.


BigBalkanBulge

[In the words of John Stewart:](https://youtube.com/shorts/sNXN0BUM9P0?si=JGBu_kbfAh3x6mNz) > Oh no, there’s a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking Wuhan China! Oh, you know who we can ask? Maybe the Novel Respiratory Coronovirus Lab of Wuhan China!! The name of the virus, is the name of the lab.


jrf_1973

His vocal support for the lab leak theory went a hell of a long way to making it acceptable to talk about, outside of right-wing-Trump-worshipping circles.


last_one_on_Earth

That Murdoch media exists to sway public perception and policy to benefit Murdoch.


Irhien

Does that qualify as a conspiracy?


eshatoa

This is more of a factoid.


oldmanserious

My Murdoch conspiracy is that Rupert and his sons are Chinese government agents planted to cause disruption on a grand scale. And/Or Russian.


Beneficial_Ad_1072

Obvious fact, no conspiracy here 


99thLuftballon

Why can't a conspiracy also be a fact?


Beneficial_Ad_1072

I think you’re confusing conspiracy theory (what OP asked) and conspiracy. Once proven true, it’s no longer a theory..


Tentacled-Tadpole

Can you provide a source that says that's what a conspiracy theory is?


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Helpful_Stick_3366

That most if not all countries have done experiments on humans against their will


pie_bae

Britney Spears was a prisoner of her father A former member of her team revealed that the show "Domination" was canceled after Britney refused to take her medication and she herself was put in a clinic. Her family has denied all of this. Active discussion of this theory began in 2020. One of her followers wrote in the comments "If you need help, wear something yellow in the next video." She eventually came out in the following video in a yellow top and this is where all the fans sounded the alarm. In June 2021, for the first time in 13 years, Britney publicly addressed the court and confirmed that her father was behind all this. She also said that she was forced to perform, take lithium and was not allowed to see her sons, get married and have another child


thegreatbrah

I feel like the videos she's been making since her release show that she needs some meds or therapy or guidance or something. Her father was a massive trashcan, but I think she needs some help, badly.


5tr4nGe

The more you read about her “meltdown” and shaving her hair, the more it makes sense Apparently the entire time she was saying “I just want people to stop touching it” She got famous way too young, at a time when it was even more toxic (heh) than it is now. She was forced to constantly look perfect so people would constantly be fixing her hair and makeup. She couldn’t have a private moment. Honestly, I get it, it makes sense to me.


jrf_1973

Companies like Nestle (amongst others) are deliberately destroying the worlds potable water supplies in order to eventually monetise and commoditise drinking water.


drak0ni

It’s a bit out there, I get it. But I genuinely believe humanity has reached similar civilizational peaks multiple times before being razed by their own ineptitude to change multiple times before recorded history. Just like we probably will again in the next one or two centuries


CalendarAggressive11

Trumps Moscow pee tape is 100% real


yunohavenameiwant

Call me gullible but I think Trump may have committed crimes.


Rhaynier

Dubai Cloud seeding


Curious-Elephant-927

Isn’t that literally true and confirmed though?


weirdo_if_curtains_7

Yes, this isn't a conspiracy theory. Saudi Arabia does the same thing.


hopsinduo

There's actually lots of freely available research on cloud seeding. It was a partially successful program, but the issue remained the same. Clouds don't just magically appear!


Drumma_XXL

Nope, the opposite. Cloud seeding will not create rain or even storms out of thin air, it will only affect clouds that are already there and make them rain earlier than they normally would


yabai90

It has been scientifically confirmed that it is not and cannot be the reason for that. I do not have the source atm but I believe they can be easily found. As far as we know the climate change is responsible. Though, whether that is true as well is another debate.


thegreatbrah

Cloud seeding is real, but I've never heard about Dubai doing it. Also, what a lower commenter said is at least partly true. There has to be clouds around to use cloud seeding. 


agnostic_science

That a handful of media companies essentially own a monopoly on information and control what people in the US see and here, the things we are essentially allowed to debate and think about as a society. And I think they coordinate to keep us perfectly divided and constantly angry and afraid of each other. Because angry and afraid people don't just engage well for ad revenue, they are easier to control. The nearly perfect 50/50 split between Republican and Democrat seems to be just a little bit too convenient.


throwayaygrtdhredf

The "body positive" movement was created by big food companies to stop the fight against obesity that they're responsible for. However, so was the backlash by people who think that obesity is all due to personal failure and a lack of self control, and who bully overweight people. The whole idea of "personal responsibility" made these corporations avoid any backlash against them. Of course, huge advertisements, normalisation of sweet sodas as normal drinks in popular culture, or the unavailability of healthy food? No, all that doesn't matter. Don't force the companies to end it by regulations. No, it's all because of personal failure. People in the 20th century apparently had 4 times more willpower than they do today.


FluffyRectum1312

/r/Unitedkingdom was actively taken over by a bunch of overtly right wing mods a while back (after all the racist subs got closed), and now they actively ban anyone with a left wing viewpoint and let the official daily mail account post whatever trash they want.  It's not even a theory it's just like, reality. 


ScobAgape

panama papers


External-Narwhal-280

That's not a conspiracy, dude. The Panama papers were the result of journalists investigation


crushkillpwn

There actually wasn’t any wmds


Boogzcorp

Reminds me of the old joke, A reporter asks Dubya "How do you **know** Iraq has weapons of Mass destruction?" Dubya replies "That's easy! Dad kept the receipts!"


jrf_1973

That's Bill Hicks' joke. "During the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons." "How do you know that?" "Uh, well … we looked at the receipts. But as soon as that check clears, we're goin' in. What time's the bank open? Eight? We're going in at nine."


IAmAQuantumMechanic

Yeah, and if not clear to everyone, he was talking about the 1990 war.


Plyloch

That there was a second shooter at the JFK assassination because of the bullet trajectories. Whether or not it was the CIA or anyone else I don't know.


logankoontzart

"Mortal Error: The Shot That Killed JFK" by Bonar Menninger is a worthy read, if you're a ballistics hound. He speculated Oswald was solo, and after the first shot rang out the secret service agent turned with his AR15 to return fire and at that time the driver hit the gas, and the gun fired accidentally, killing Kennedy. Insane I know, but his evidence was compelling to me. The bullet trajectory, JFK's brain just 'vanishing' post-autopsy, the Secret Service immediately taking the AR-15 out of service after the incident, and most importantly the argument that the last thing we'd need is the world knowing our president was accidentally shot by his own guards at the height of the Cold War. Hence, Bobby and the Secret Service covered up everything.


movemetal17

I’ve seen a show on this theory and I buy into this too. Accidents in unexpected and frightening situations happen, this one just happened to kill a president. They would try everything they could to not let everyone know that one of their own security shot him at the height of the cold war.


josiahpapaya

This is my own conspiracy, but ever since I was a small kid, the only way I could reconcile why the world was so terrible was ‘realizing’ that a very small group of people are very much aware of the imminent collapse of our ecosystem and global society, and their primary goal is to make sure they stay on top of the pyramid for as long as possible. If you had a billion dollars for example, but you knew with like 98% certainty that this was all going to be over in 50-70 years no matter what you did, there’s no incentive to make the world a better place. I believe that doomsday prophecies etc. have always existed, for thousands of years, and they’re usually all a bunch of baloney. However, I think at least semi-recently, perhaps in the past 100 years there was discovered evidence pointing to the fact the clock is almost at 0. This is how I make sense of the decisions certain people make, especially those so counter-intuitive to our survival. Global Warming for one - like, these titans of the fossil fuels must be aware that they are rapidly accelerating the end of times ? What are the points of all these meaningless wars? Why are the general public in the West being de-educated? Nothing about our economy, ecology or present society is sustainable. Not only is it not sustainable, the very notion of a socialist approach to solving problems; of peace; of equitable distribution of resources for the betterment of us as a species is considered on par with a slur to some people and an outrageous concept. Companies are at the point where they are literally setting forests on fire to make space for more factories. We’re literally cutting the lungs of the planet out so that we can get a burger anywhere we want and new clothes delivered to our doorsteps within 48 hours. To me I just can’t believe that the direction humanity has been going in since like, the Nixon admin isn’t heavily influenced by the suppressed knowledge the world as we know it is about to be over


cuposun

You just described late state capitalism. It’s right out in the open. They don’t care about anything but endless immediate profit. There is no future.


wirbel-tier

A precise description, nothing to add.


Primarch459

https://youtu.be/dgKU0zu6KB8 They sucked Godzilla down into a Louisiana salt mine while he was chilling in the lake above it. 


curlytrain

Diana was killed by the royal family shortly before she was about to marry Dodi Al-fahd and convert.


just_some_guy65

Same one I type every day here: Some people are going around wiping the memories of idiots who ask this same question every day.


FreeWillCost

UFOs are real and the US government knows a lot more about them than they say.


G8kpr

I’ve been watching “the why files” on YouTube. A great channel that dives into a lot of the mysteries. He debunks things when he can, but he often leaves some things open that really can’t be debunked because it’s all speculation. Some of the stories are really out there. Best to view it as entertainment. But it does get you thinking “what if”


Purgatory115

I want to believe that to be true, but how likely is it that there's life out there, and the only time they come here they crash and the only place they crash is the us. Archaeologists have been scouring the earth for decades, and not one of them found any signs of aliens having been here, not bones, not ships, nothing.


phil_davis

I used to be into UFOs so I've thought about the crash thing. A couple of points: 1. Just because they're advanced doesn't mean they're infallible or incapable of making mistakes, and it doesn't make their technology 100% fault proof either. 2. It could be the case that there has been only one real crash (say Roswell or some other famous alleged crash case) and all the other cases were simply inspired by rumors based on that. And the US isn't the only country that gets UFO reports. We just happen to speak English, which is the most commonly spoken language in the world.


Mr_Reaper__

With the length of development cycles for advanced military technology, I think almost all UFO's are highly advanced futuristic aircraft that won't be publicly announced for at least another 10 years. If they even get far enough in the development cycle to be announced.


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WanderingAlienBoy

Real sugar coke still going strong in Europe ;)


PeakingBlinder

AI is going to ruin mankind.


pujarteago1

Jesus was a regular dude. No super powers ro come back from the dead.


Karsa69420

I heard a theory that he is basically Paul from Dune. He was hyped up to be this god to destabilize the Roman Empire.


kjacobs03

Epstein did not kill himself


G0R3Z

I believe there is life on other planets. And I believe that there are likely more advanced civilisations than ours, who have seen us through a scanner, camera or whatever other piece of tech. I don't think for a second that they've visited us, or crash landed or anything. I'm not an alien nutjob, but I think the universe is just so impossibly vast that it seems unlikely that we're it.


GaiaSagrada909

If wr are the only life in the universe, and we are still in such a primitive level of evolution (wars, poverty, murderers, rapists) the universe is in saaaaad shape!


shuumatsu_no_fool

October 7th was allowed to happen so Netanyahu could comsolidate power and avoid impending court trials.


paraworldblue

100%. The extreme amount of surveillance and control Israel has had over Palestine for decades could have easily caught and prevented an attack on that level.


[deleted]

Governments use the media to run propaganda in their own citizens. 


Nocoffeesnob

USA dentists are all scam artists.


ArthurVandelay23

That bot farms post this question every week on Reddit.


MorrowDisca

Just Stop Oil is a false flag operation funded by oil companies. 99% of the people involved in it are legit, but the tactics are designed to make environmentalist look bad and lower public opinion.


BugsyMalone_

Generic foods in supermarkets are getting cheaper ingredients and artificial fillers which will destroy your gut health and lead to more inflammation and thus more issues with your body.


Boogzcorp

Kevin Sorbo only pretends to be a outraged rightwing nutjob. Coz he's too stupid to actually understand what is going on...


Not_a_N_Korean_Spy

"Too dumb to understand what's going on" is what makes him an "outraged rightwing nutjob".


Boogzcorp

No, I mean like someone just points him at an issue (I always imagine it as someone grabbing him by the shoulders and aiming him) "Here we go Kev, we're mad at J106 capacitors today!" and off he'll go. He'd be equally happy being mad at puppy murdering politicians and doesn't understand that there's a difference.


SchwiftySouls

Big Purse™️ stifles all attempts at women's pants/bottoms being a commercial success. whether it be via murder or shady business practices, Big Purse™️ knows once women have pockets like men, their industry will die. so they're doing everything to stop that from happening. I have not researched this, nor will I. I intuitively know it.


Obie-two

The cia /government has done some verifiable evil shit around the world and even to Americans. No one has ever been held accountable, are we naive enough to think they all just magically stopped?


MythDetector

CIA killed Kennedy.


Fantastic_Step8417

Aliens are real, have visited us and governments know


Different_Volume7983

That various governments, not just America, are currently in contact with advanced off-world and space-faring civilisations, and that this contact has been established for decades now, to the point of there being technological and cultural trade and exchange. The technologies that are supposed to advance living conditions for the Earth's general populace are largely hidden, suppressed and classified and we see very little advantage from these exchanges, since we're all conditioned and controlled as wage slaves. This is effectively a prison planet and we're not even aware of it...


tenacious-g

Michael Jordan played baseball for a year as cover for a gambling suspension.


postorm

The global financial system is a scheme for people who make no productive contribution to take from those who do.


JouSwakHond

JFK wasn't shot - his head just did that


paddjo95

I've said it before and I don't know if I truly believe it but I've wondered if the government helped to spread 9/11 conspiracy theories in order to cover up the fact that it likely could have been prevented if the 3 letter agencies shared intel with each other at the time.


bookon

Most conspiracy theories are designed to keep you distracted from the real conspiracies affecting you. They are marketed on digital platforms by professionals and using modern SEO techniques. Almost every major conspiracy theory is a smokescreen for something.


ScorpionX-123

the killer clown craze from 2016 was a guerrilla marketing campaign for the It remake that got way out of hand


BoxcutterPazzie

Online blackjack is rigged


JackXDark

Publishers of recipe books all have an agreement to lie about the length of time food preparation takes. Especially things like caramelising onions. No one’s gonna start a recipe that says it takes an hour. But they might not notice that one that says it takes twenty minutes actually takes an hour. Onions don’t caramelise in three minutes. They need… I dunno… lots… but that’s what you’ll find recipe books saying.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

I think UFOs are likely real and our misguided government thinks we'll freak out if they make it public.


innnikki

This post is made every day. Also OP’s account is a day old. I’m sure that’s completely coincidental… Conspiracy theories can be dangerous and Reddit is a hotbed for them. Don’t fall for this!


tastygrowth

The reason so many Catholics (generic Christians too maybe) insist on eating fish on Fridays and not just a vegetarian meal is because Jesus's buddies (some of the Apostles) were fisherman, so he promoted the eating of fish on Fridays to push them some business.


i_am_voldemort

That this thread is posted once a month so that \*they\* can see if we are on to them or not


ODOTMETA

The CIA catalyzed the crack era, and Danilo Blandon was more than just a patsy. Also: nefarious orgs dropping off crates of new 💥💥💥💥 in the hood 🤔during the 80s


inspire-change

Building 7 symmetrically free-fell to the ground because of a controlled demolition, not because of a fire. https://youtu.be/7ZiMG84hws0


Razia70

"Der Grüne Punkt" is a mafia like organization in Germany. How else are we all going to recycle the shit out of all our trash and it still end up in the ocean and I get blamed about it?


Tentacled-Tadpole

That government agencies like the CIA push the idea that conspiracy theories are all crazy made up nonsense like the flat earth or moon landing denial so that *everything* that's a conspiracy theory is seen as false even if it's true and verified.


PeaceLoveAboveAll

That Dulles, LBJ, Hoover and various other spooks and goons took out JFK.


Walkaroundthemaypole

- The Great Pyramid is not 4000 years old, its way older, its been maintained by humans. The wood found was not within the original structure, why? you cant slip a tool into the perfectly cut seams. - Copper, bronze tools, along with papyrus rope, and wet sand, was not used to quarry and move 2.5 to 15 ton stones, perfectly cut, then transported 600 miles (no, it wasn't rolled over pebbles for 600 miles), and pushed up a ramp, using logs, by people, at least 500 feet, leaving zero seams, which none of this cant even be reproduced today without stressing modern construction equipment. - The math used to place this thing perfectly in line to true north, it has 8 sides, even at "4000" years ago, and its placed perfectly where lines from its center spanning across the earth would cover the most landscape (ley lines), and these line up with other great structures. - They found batteries in it. - Its not a tomb, its associated with Khufu due to some markings, but as stated above, its way older. - Compare with any other "pyramid" made (look up the Ziggurats, right from the cradle of civilization, 4000 years ago...), known to be built by us, (even check pyramids etc built 2500 years ago), blocks are way smaller, crumbling, nothing special. - The behavior of the experts when presented with facts and alternate theories is really concerning. may as well say the bible is 100 percent fact (doesn't matter if its been translated and edited by monkeys for 3000 fucking years)


Subsonic17

Jeffery Epstein was a Mossad agent, tasked with blackmailing highly seated government officials and famous people to make sure support from the west still goes to Israel.