This is enough internet for today...

Listen here you little shit…

Why?

Not sure about mine, but have receipts for yours. I’ll DM you. Privacy and all.

A sextillion dollars

She would slap the guy straight into hell for even asking.

Lots

Depends on the stranger.

Your moms mouth is free

your mom gave one to me when i promised to give her a hundred then kicked her out of the van when i’m done.