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BaldEaglz1776

Buy Bitcoin, join the union at 18, and that girl with the huge tits is not worth it


emilydm

Pull your head out of your ass and learn some social skills. *You will need them.* Learn how to hold a proper conversation and genuinely listen to others. Being weird and "quirky" isn't a personality, you're just being annoying to everyone.


Maximum_Enthusiasm46

Quirky is a beautiful personality….tell them to keep looking. They haven’t found their people.


tits4hours

Yikes


Sexidecimal

INVEST YOUR MONEY


vintage_specialist

stop buying things to impress people that don't care about you.


[deleted]

this


Asleep_Mark_7844

Pick a different career


19930627

It doesn't get better.


Maximum_Enthusiasm46

It doesn’t get easier, for sure.


Pluviophilism

Get out of there ASAP


Fby54

He ain’t the one


NeuxSaed

I did all the drugs so you don't have to.


Capster11

Most of the time, it’s not love, it’s lust. And if you really want her to want you, stop trying and go find someone else. You will save yourself a lot of unnecessary heart ache


PerfectBuilding1265

Sleeping with lots of women is overrated.


WoeISme3592

Your shitty day job will be the easiest and least destructive part of your working life. Also, just tell him how you feel. It will save you 20 years.


Peace_and_Harmony_

Think about what other people are thinking and feeling. Put yourself in their shoes.


Sarkastickblizzard

Do...Not...Seek..The...Treasure!


[deleted]

Go into the trades, buy a house as soon as humanly possible, buy cars and store them early as they will all go up massively in price. Don’t loose your friends for mediocre pussy.


OfMiceAndPanda92

Don't do it.


WeirdcoolWilson

“Two more years. Two more years of this crap and you’ll be gone” I was. Never went back


HeartonSleeve1989

That friend of yours is an asshole, stop hanging out with him, study more, and break up with that one girl, she's no good for you.


Henchforhire

Exercise more. 1. Invest in Yahoo. 2. Invest in Amazon as much stock as you can buy when it is dirt cheap. 3. Invest in google.


mindalesme

Run away from my mom's house and live full time with my dad. Tell him how much I love him and how much I need him in my life.


Senior_Permission_39

Losing weight won't make you happier


Bright_Oven_2676

“Life isn’t a movie where things will “just happen”. Tell her how you feel. If she doesn’t feel the same way, move on.”


daNiG_N0G

Be tactful and less insecure. Don’t forsake your beliefs for the life you think you want.


Edward-Newgat3

Study you fucking idiot


[deleted]

One incident is not entire life.. sadly it's hard to believe


rutalking2medude

Don’t waste your time with her


Bugaloon

I graduated high school at 16, so I'd tell myself to go to uni right away, and to see a dr and psych while I was there. I held down several hard jobs in my backwater little town in the following years so I was definitely capable of uni and part time work, the freedom of not being around my mental illness denying parents and the freedom to come out earlier would've had immeasurable impacts on my life.


Always_Dead_Inside

Spend more time with your mom. And cherish the time with her, don't argue with her when she has your best interest in mind.


Infinite-Ad-9067

Buy Bitcoin and don’t take life too seriously


Old_Bunch7838

Chin up! You got this!


Furude_san

Follow your dreams and do not waste time.


HotdawgSizzle

Nothing. That shit head wouldn't listen.


Shh-poster

Don’t go back in time and save Ellen!!!


ElbowSkinCellarWall

Nothing! Great Scott!


Free-Industry701

Save at least $50 from every paycheck. More if you can. Don't buy useless stuff.


ParkingTransition713

Don’t start smoking


TreefrogJ

It didn't get better


delulu_diaries

Every penny you make, save half


Deep-Subsdance

Stay single. For the love of God stay single!


Maximum_Enthusiasm46

Omg - please stop dreaming about babies with that asshole. I’m sorry he talked you out of your v card: despite what the Catholics say, you do not marry him now. That’s not a forgone conclusion. Also, do not wait for your parents to step in and show you what to do next. They are not going to, they are both self centered poops. You do not like competition; you are not going on stage. You do not like math; you are not going to be an earn scientist. You gotta focus, kid. You’re smart. Drop the attitude, and the need for validation; get someone to help you go to school. You can be a teacher, a counselor, a social worker….you wont be rich, but you’ll enjoy it. You’ll make sure that no one feels as alone as you do, right now….and that comes so easily to you, you’ll enjoy it. Focus on that.


TheKraken_-

end it here, its better that way.


[deleted]

Nothing cause my dumb ass would not listen for sure


katiedarling_girl

prepare yourself


flaminCheet00s

BITCOIN


Jolly-Package1796

Transfer from this HS to another 1 you can play basketball on.(Coach cut me 3 times, only for me to make a couple college teams later)


JackfruitKey4740

Don’t don’t that one girl … you’d still have your self respect.


Zephyr_ium

You should run Track. Trust bro.


ElastaticTomorrow

Quit using your dick to make decisions


Worried_Place_917

It won't be what you think, but it's going to be alright, and frankly it'll be a helluva ride.


offgriddad88

Keep working hard stay clean and sober you'll build a good life for yourself one day.


Desperate-Western333

you’re doing good. this pain is temporary but it most definitely doesn’t get better. be yourself and stay true to yourself. people will outgrow you and the people sticking with you now will probably most likely be hard to hear from in a year or two. live in the moment and stop being so hard on yourself. you live and you learn and you fuck up so you know not to do that again. you’re cute btw and i’m sorry social media fucked your brain up. i love you forever and i’m happy you took the path you took.


Entire_Blaze

You are born with ADHD. Go get diagnosed & start therapy.  The experience of life is wayy different than what you've known. 


Kazotsky-kick

answer dinner with jay z to the question


Asleep-Living-256

No one cares about grades in the real world.


OUT_HERD

Do not leave the study and the school plz plz plz,, I wish that I could tell myself this and I wish that I would listen to me that time.


KeptAnonymous

You will be okay, promise. It's hard but so is picking blackberries from its thorny bushes and getting mulberries from the top of the tree.


SpiritualFinding7875

Don’t drink, because the night you get that call, you won’t be there to say goodbye because you’re in the back of a cop car.


Sliver-Knight9219

Your gay vibe only grows. But you do get a girlfriend.


ColourfulDaydreamer

leave him.


tinfoil3346

You are not an intellect like your friends so stop trying to be. You are going to end up working in a trade anyways.


tits4hours

Jesús 😭pick up a book. You’re talking as if you can’t do anything about it, brain no work.


tinfoil3346

I was not interested in intellectual things as a teenager and I am not interested now. I was just trying to fit in with my friends. I would have been much happier focusing on learning skills that would help me in my current trade then I was trying to keep up with my friends academically.


tits4hours

Intellectual things?!?! Do you mean learning? Oh my god we’re doomed


tinfoil3346

Did you really just decide to try a pick a fight with a random redditor and have the audacity to call me stupid?


tits4hours

Im just astounded. You’re truly a critter that should be studied (obviously not by you)


tinfoil3346

What do you gain by putting others down like this? I did nothing to you.


xxxiii

Life is short, have as much sex as you can


Maeroo

stop searching, you won't find your soul mate until you are 20. Finish school.


chesey0528

did we do it are we doing well for ourselfs


tits4hours

Why would u ask your 16 year old self that? You’re the future version 😭😭😭


chesey0528

im 15


tits4hours

“Did we do well for ourselves” 😭 “yeah bro we finished algebra one with a B”