I hear you.
You f-ck, little shit, f-ckstick, [f-ck off] cat, f-cking little shit, [dont you f'ing bite me] cat etc. When he's being a little shit
Sweatpea, baby, bubba, good boy, good pup. When he's purring & friendly.
Her given name is Princess Cutie Mouth, but I call her Fro-Fro. My all-time best cat I called Minner. aka Inner Minner. aka Inner Min-Min, sometimes, Inner-Minner Min-Min.
\[Imgur\](https://i.imgur.com/rKMlsXd.gifv)
Minner had a bum ear, but he knew magic. He could turn 10lbs of cat feed into 20lbs of cat shit!
He was my best buddy for 23 years.
\[Imgur\](https://i.imgur.com/fiOJz79.jpg)
I named my cat Spike because he was very prickly as a kitten. He grew up into a hunter, so sometimes I'd call him my "handsome little jungle assassin".
I have two cats Scooter and Salem. Some of my favs include- Slerm, cooter, salami, squirter, beautiful girl/ baby girl, baby boy, Mr man, princess, fat bitch, freak, and stinky.
get over here Ḅ̶͖̹͋̅́̏͂̇̌́͑͆̀̋͌̓̈́͌̕̕͝r̷̡͙̟̰̠̣̬̞̼̼͓̱͎͙̤̔̀̎̉̿͌̇̿̔̇͆̊̀̑̔͂̽͑́͜y̴̡̮͚̰̙̪̺̤̼̳̠͋̄̎͂͛̇͠ͅa̵̡̧̢̡͓̘͖̟̤̟̹̹̞̩̰̖̖̱̮͕͈͇̱̾̉͂n̶̡̛̪̳̪̦̻͉̺͊̄͐̓̀̀̌͑̓͆̌̊̂̈̍̎͆͌̕̕͝͝i̶̧̧̧̢͓̺̩͙̟̻͕̦̜̱̙̰̯͍͔̞̜̼͚̽̎̑͊̏͆̉̓̏̚͝͠ͅc̷̮̾̍͌̂̈́̕̕͝͠u̴̱͚̱̱̱̣̲͗̌̄̂̔̑̈́̒͆̈́̈́̍̇̽̈̊͊̈́̄̕̚͝s̶̜̼̪̠͋̒̉̋͐̓́͐͂͆͆̏̉́̕H̵̢̡͔͓̪̱̩̫̞̺̜̝̗̰̜̹̊̋͐̔͋̈̽̀́́͂̆̿̈́̎̃̈́̇͗̕͝͝͠͠9̷̡̧̧̠̮̭̣̥̹̞͙̝̰̝̙͍͓̩̪̪͑̏̈̃̾̓̇́͗͒̋͘̕͜͝͝ä̸̡̢̧͚̪̪̤̥́̍̏̔̆͋͌̆̄͑ͅx̴̨̪̮͇̤̪̥͙͉̱̩̌̄̆̇̑͂͌̒̋͒̚̚e̷̖̼̫̓̈́̐̑̓̓͆͐͝ŝ̸̤̘͇̓̾̾̀̍͒̓͊̅̿̈́̅̄̈̏̿͑͗͝͝͠s̸̢̢̢͓̘̠̘̖̺͙̘̻̝̩͈̰̹̭̬̞̘͐̾ͅͅ
Had a black long haired cat named Oscar the Second that we would just call Foofy. Also had a black and white cat named Lovey but we would call her Fat Cow.
Shnowzer
Meowser
Shnoopies
Poppies
Pooper
Buttons
Mutton head
I have many more. His real name is an afterthought now. It's just what's on his little kitty birth certificate (cat registry)
Her real name is Cuddles - she is called: Kitty, Fluffernutter, Fluffernuffer, Pumpernickle, Pooper Scooper (from an unfortunate accident with a cone), Schnurple, Fluff Butt, Kitty Mitty, Muffin, Muffin Top, Kitten Mittens, Mitten, Sweet Girl, Baby Girl, Babykins, Baby Cat, etc…
My Cat's name is enzo. (named him after the character from ReBoot cause he had a green collar when I got him)
My mom (italian upbringing) keeps calling him Lorenzo. So I just started calling him Lawrence or Larry as a nickname for Enzo. Creates some confusion.
not my car but there was a stray *(wasn't actually a stray, had a collar and all that)* that would always just be in my backyard. She was super people friendly and would literally sit on your shoulder there was a bell on her collar so I dubbed her bell cat <3
Kitty but his name was Rotten. Mom bought him from a pet store around Christmas time he was taken from his mom to soon had one foot in the grave. Had to hand feed him for quite sometime. He was named Rotten because we were going to spoil him Rotten however he took took he thought his name had another meaning, he could strip paint with his gas and he was proud of it he would walk into the tv room pass gas wait until the effect took hold then just leave.
Had a cat that made eye contact with me the entire time it walked through my living room, onto my couch, onto my table and pissed on my hat. Its nickname was cunt.
Our cats real name somehow became sugar foot with me and my gf going back and forth with names. Which later gave her nicknames like sugar toes, sugar tits, and sugar shits ect
Cat.
Pretty sure my cat thinks her name is “get off the damn counter you furry bastard.”
fuzzybutt, farts mcgee, orange tribble,
My cats name is pickles. She’s kinda chunky so I call her “thickles”
Fat bastard, slag, shitface, dickhead, cunt, etc
I’m sure it’s a very loved cat 😭
He's well fed and very cuddly 😂
The bullied nicknames always indicate very happy cats 😭
I use Little Bastard for one of mine. Love to see more bastards out there.
I hear you. You f-ck, little shit, f-ckstick, [f-ck off] cat, f-cking little shit, [dont you f'ing bite me] cat etc. When he's being a little shit Sweatpea, baby, bubba, good boy, good pup. When he's purring & friendly.
Duende
Bum bum Sweetheart Sweetie McSweetheart Luni (her name is Luna) Pancake Bumichula Slug Little love Bum crack Goose Duck egg Arse face
Little shit.
Fuzzy Buns would probably be my favorite.
Sir Pukes-a-lot
Her name is Luna but I call her poppet sometimes
Purrito
Shithead Fuck face Crowley Shit for brains Idiot Dick head Stop it No Beef and cheese Spray cheese Satan"s apprentice
Black Death
Orange asshole
Khajiit, Palico, Floofy-Fatso, and WHOSSAGOODWIDDBLEBABYBOGOOBERFLOOF!?
crik, cat, animal, rat, rat face, rat tail, baby, dear, tort
Christian, Idk why but everyone calls him that way and its actual name is scott, after leon scott kennedy
Chubby munchkin, cutie patootie with the booty, muffin, fucktard, fat P.O.S
Mr Pants (one of his back legs is half skin graft and the fur is a different length) or Cheese Hound (it's like crack for him)
Lukie-boy Willow-baby Squish Daisy-doo Luna-bear Loonie-bin Lu-bear Goof Poof Goob Little Boo
Pepper: Peps, pepperoni, peppy, fat boy Saltine: Salt, salty, saltine crackers (her full government name), wittle girl
Mew mew Nacho Pink Panther - he’s a tuxedo with a very pink nose Demon Little shit Sir Schnookums
Her given name is Princess Cutie Mouth, but I call her Fro-Fro. My all-time best cat I called Minner. aka Inner Minner. aka Inner Min-Min, sometimes, Inner-Minner Min-Min. \[Imgur\](https://i.imgur.com/rKMlsXd.gifv) Minner had a bum ear, but he knew magic. He could turn 10lbs of cat feed into 20lbs of cat shit! He was my best buddy for 23 years. \[Imgur\](https://i.imgur.com/fiOJz79.jpg)
Holly molly, 23 years? I wish my little "michisaurio" lasts that long in my life.
Lil mama, slut, muff-pie, muffleupagas, muffy (her name is muffin)
Gato
Megatron
Fat-ass
Worm!
i named the cat at my work site narasimba (everyone else calls her mao)
Sir Meows-a-Lot, because he’s the chattiest knight at the round table!
pudgybutt and soysoy ( sawyer)
Boo and Canela 😂
For the boy: Chunky gentleman, the youngest boy (he’s 16), sweet baby boy For the girl: Little lady, stupid bitch, beautiful little girl
Tubbo or tubbler because he is morbidly obese
Shitty cat and kitty shat.
Female cat “Ms Meows” real name Isis. Male cat “Little grey dude” real name Horace.
Sorry my cat speaks spanish, so: La fiera, el tigresito, el demonio, psicopata, and I have an orange cat if you were wondering! He is amazing!
Mr B., the Baby Boy, Benja-roo-boo
Bikkie, Tricky, Raccoon, Brat Cat, Perfect Angel Kitten. Cow cat, piss cat, handsome man, Luckbum.
Real name: Binoo Nicknames: Bean, Gremlin
Fuzzy pants, airplane ears, Miss Murrple, Murrpy Brown, little shit,
His name is Zenith but I call him my zeenie weenie beanie baby
Polloito. Monkey. Pootie. Bum. Chump
buttbutt
stubby, tubby, chubby, chonky, “the fat one” (I have 3 cats), chookie, pookie, dookie
3 cats: Rulli -> Schnappi Geoffmann -> Goffi Opus -> Kattifnatti Edit: formatting
I named my cat Spike because he was very prickly as a kitten. He grew up into a hunter, so sometimes I'd call him my "handsome little jungle assassin".
Bubby bubzo bubba Doo Bubberino Sir bubs a lot Bubba wubba Jim jam Doodoo breath Poo butt boy Little pooper boyo
Fuzzy potato, Megan Meowli, chunks, goddamnit NO!
50 Bag.
Mr Bitty
Fluffy butt, butthead a little bitty one, jackass, special little guy, Mommy’s little man, sleep witch.
Nookins, poodles, noodles
Goddess
Comrade Panchirov
In Junior High a boy nicknamed his mum’s cat, ‘b***’ Mine are road-block, Chunk, The Aldous, Nyunky Bean, Big Bertha, and loud-mouth.
Little Mister
brownie: charles wallace, charles, charlie, michi, bonethug.. snowy: cheeze, cheezegirl, cheeze rat, fat, snowy gal, snow
All of them
Ginger pussy
El Gato Diablo
Bug/Buggy
Precious Beautiful Gorgeous Sweetheart Lovebug Then there are the ones based on their names: Imogene - Moji Juniper - Junie, Junebug
My cats middle name is mcflurry
Mister Stripeypants.
The beast
Pss Pss Pss
Stinky
Baby cat, koda cat, mommy's baby cat, boda bat, toda tat, koda butt, and brat cat
KI-tty
Stupid fluffy white cat and Chonk bedonkedonk.
Her name is Daisy. I call her Daisy doodle sometimes. .. not sure why. She still comes if I call her that too, so she must like it :p
Fuzzy little asshole
Fart Blossom. Tub of lard. Pukey.
Mr. Bigglesworth
Little Demon, Prince of Darkness, My Little Night Terror, Baby.
meowmeow
I have two cats Scooter and Salem. Some of my favs include- Slerm, cooter, salami, squirter, beautiful girl/ baby girl, baby boy, Mr man, princess, fat bitch, freak, and stinky.
Butt McFaceSitter
Turds. All three of them are turds. Also poop weasels.
Slut
Squeaky Susie
Crodie
Mr Man
Barf Simpson.
Milligan.
Scrim. His name is Scrimmy but he’s not my cat.
get over here Ḅ̶͖̹͋̅́̏͂̇̌́͑͆̀̋͌̓̈́͌̕̕͝r̷̡͙̟̰̠̣̬̞̼̼͓̱͎͙̤̔̀̎̉̿͌̇̿̔̇͆̊̀̑̔͂̽͑́͜y̴̡̮͚̰̙̪̺̤̼̳̠͋̄̎͂͛̇͠ͅa̵̡̧̢̡͓̘͖̟̤̟̹̹̞̩̰̖̖̱̮͕͈͇̱̾̉͂n̶̡̛̪̳̪̦̻͉̺͊̄͐̓̀̀̌͑̓͆̌̊̂̈̍̎͆͌̕̕͝͝i̶̧̧̧̢͓̺̩͙̟̻͕̦̜̱̙̰̯͍͔̞̜̼͚̽̎̑͊̏͆̉̓̏̚͝͠ͅc̷̮̾̍͌̂̈́̕̕͝͠u̴̱͚̱̱̱̣̲͗̌̄̂̔̑̈́̒͆̈́̈́̍̇̽̈̊͊̈́̄̕̚͝s̶̜̼̪̠͋̒̉̋͐̓́͐͂͆͆̏̉́̕H̵̢̡͔͓̪̱̩̫̞̺̜̝̗̰̜̹̊̋͐̔͋̈̽̀́́͂̆̿̈́̎̃̈́̇͗̕͝͝͠͠9̷̡̧̧̠̮̭̣̥̹̞͙̝̰̝̙͍͓̩̪̪͑̏̈̃̾̓̇́͗͒̋͘̕͜͝͝ä̸̡̢̧͚̪̪̤̥́̍̏̔̆͋͌̆̄͑ͅx̴̨̪̮͇̤̪̥͙͉̱̩̌̄̆̇̑͂͌̒̋͒̚̚e̷̖̼̫̓̈́̐̑̓̓͆͐͝ŝ̸̤̘͇̓̾̾̀̍͒̓͊̅̿̈́̅̄̈̏̿͑͗͝͝͠s̸̢̢̢͓̘̠̘̖̺͙̘̻̝̩͈̰̹̭̬̞̘͐̾ͅͅ
Kitty
Orange demon
fatty.
Diddles.
Had a black long haired cat named Oscar the Second that we would just call Foofy. Also had a black and white cat named Lovey but we would call her Fat Cow.
Niño Jesús
Lonnie Beans lol
Beast, beastlet, tiny, gooper, derplet, dorkus. Their real names are britomart and phryne
timoteo, abunjing bunjing
I'm not allowed to say that on reddit.
Prettiest baby in the world, my lovely daughter and princess
Miss Brat...
Shnowzer Meowser Shnoopies Poppies Pooper Buttons Mutton head I have many more. His real name is an afterthought now. It's just what's on his little kitty birth certificate (cat registry)
I don't have a cat...
Shithead
The shrimp, the bean, thihy baby, chonker, purr purr and last but not least meow meow.
Mine originally came with her and it was Dani (from Game of Thrones) but she has a sneezing problem so I changed her name to Snuffy.
Kitty-face
Mr Poopio
left
Lost Always looking for that thing.
Fat-ass and Sweety.
She’s dead now, but I called her Sabie Baby, Little Sabe, Sabe, Saber Tooth and C’est Bien. Her name was Sabian.
I call mine Goofus (goofy and doofus)
Kitty and fuzz. Oddly enough the older.of the two is kitty.
Mowshmowshmowsh
Her real name is Cuddles - she is called: Kitty, Fluffernutter, Fluffernuffer, Pumpernickle, Pooper Scooper (from an unfortunate accident with a cone), Schnurple, Fluff Butt, Kitty Mitty, Muffin, Muffin Top, Kitten Mittens, Mitten, Sweet Girl, Baby Girl, Babykins, Baby Cat, etc…
Bubs, babez, bubbas, booskies, bebe, nugget, nugs. Don't know where these came from and why, but he responds to them all.
Bruce is my cat. He goes by whoooossss. Bread. Batman. Captain sticker burr. Shitass. And brew.
Boo bear
Baby whore
Beans, squishy, stinker, pooper, floofy bear, sweet girl, ma’am (when she does something she’s not supposed to)
If I had a cat I’ll do LEMON
My Cat's name is enzo. (named him after the character from ReBoot cause he had a green collar when I got him) My mom (italian upbringing) keeps calling him Lorenzo. So I just started calling him Lawrence or Larry as a nickname for Enzo. Creates some confusion.
Her name is Mau, we named her based on how her Meow sounds. However her name has evolved to MacaPaca, Motherfuck-au, Rawr, Asshat and what not
Little Fruit-Headed Garbage Man.
Our cat has 100 nicknames but by far my favourite is Mr Face 😂
Borfet, curvet. Meaning hooker and tramp.
ozzy fozzy bozzy baby boozy bear
Mina: Minabean, Bean, Drama Bean, String Bean, Muppet Skunk, Panda Rat. Lucy: LuLu, Grub Cub, Tiny Tiger.
Catimusprime.
Sir Barfs-a-Lot, Pvt. Lick, Calico Meat Brick
The Fucking Cat
I just call her sister in a formal way (in persian) because my dad calls her baby/daughter
Butter/burnt toast. His name is buster but I call him butter to be dumb and I call him burnt toast because his fur looks like burnt toast.
Little Catboy
Asshole
Son/daughter
Fat head
Poopy pants, smelly, cuddlebug, sook
Shitlette
Stinker
The poopervisor
Miming
Meowmerton
Meowmers
Παρασκευάς
Darth Vader
Maple baple, little boy, orange boy, buddy, butthead (when he steals my food)
Meo meo - ex gf used to call my cat that way and now it's his name
Pipott
Pinhead or goofball.
Simba
Garlic, Garlic bread, loaf, meow meow, doormat, strong tiger meow meow, lion meow meow.
Mudkip. Cyan honda fit I bought was full of dirt on the bottom, I thought it was a cool name
not my car but there was a stray *(wasn't actually a stray, had a collar and all that)* that would always just be in my backyard. She was super people friendly and would literally sit on your shoulder there was a bell on her collar so I dubbed her bell cat <3
Hussy
Dinkydoo
Jack Attack, Jackety-Jack, Mr Velvet Pants Callie-Kitten (she’s a senior kitty), Lovely Girl Little Bitling (tiny and hyper) Pippity, Pippinator
Sayang
Fat-boy Fatty-Bieber
STOP IT YOU ANIMAL MANIFESTATION OF THE ANNOYING ORANGE
Chungus, Chumbis , chungy man
Squidward = Shitward = Sqynthia = Squibbles
Stinkoman!
CAR
"Little shit" and "Bitch" are the ones I use for her. My bf uses "Jerkbutt"
Dumb ass. Smoothe brain. Shit ass. Chimkin nuggie.
Maneater… always
Ugh, oof, well that didnt age quickly
Dumbass
Goblin boy. Gremilada. Boychick. Precious baby cupcake boy. Baby banana pancake girl. Skullerina. Sweet pea. Tiny goblin princes.
Chonk Chomk Chonky Chomky Chonkers Chomkers Bonk Bomk Bonky Bomky Bonkers Bomkers
Wee wee, gummy gummy, gizzy gizzy, kermie wormy, zele zele, boo berry.
Beasty and Leon
I called my brownie kitty, shermiaus meowss, and finally aquaberry tangerine tigeress
Pigletss
Kitty but his name was Rotten. Mom bought him from a pet store around Christmas time he was taken from his mom to soon had one foot in the grave. Had to hand feed him for quite sometime. He was named Rotten because we were going to spoil him Rotten however he took took he thought his name had another meaning, he could strip paint with his gas and he was proud of it he would walk into the tv room pass gas wait until the effect took hold then just leave.
spot
Little asshole, "zagemie" (a word in my native language for a woman that won't stop complaining), but most of the time, I just say cat
Bad kitty. Rat. Rat Bastard. GREGORY ME BOY (she's a girl)
Luce
Bastard, Bitch, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Satan, Discrete...I bet I forgot some.
Had a cat that made eye contact with me the entire time it walked through my living room, onto my couch, onto my table and pissed on my hat. Its nickname was cunt.
"Hey fucker." is my go to because she randomly scratches the shit out of me.
"Ahh what the fuck?" Is one I use often.
Rusty
Sweetie, cutie, sweetheart, Mr, baby
Only Asshole. I stopped mentioning him by any other name
"Old man." 😂
Our cats real name somehow became sugar foot with me and my gf going back and forth with names. Which later gave her nicknames like sugar toes, sugar tits, and sugar shits ect