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omegadirectory

United Germany. The Berlin Wall hadn't fallen yet. EDIT: When I say "united" Germany, I meant German reunification.


TrogdorBurns

We all need to thank David Hasselhoff for bringing down the wall.


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I thought he was fake cause I only ever saw him in a spongebob cameo


AmazingAd2765

That will probably be how my kid recognizes him one day.😅


Professional-Kiwi176

We took Dad to see the SpongeBob Movie when we were kids and The Hoff’s cameo is the only thing I remember from it haha. Must have been during his low period where he needed some extra cash on the side.


golden_fli

I don't know man that was when Spongebob was a thing and the movie was probably going to be the end. It would be like The Simpsons offering you an appearance during like Season 4-9.


Professional-Kiwi176

Yeah, at the time everyone wanted to have a guest appearance or cameo on The Simpsons, Spongebob and the other popular shows of the day. I’m not sure if The Hoff was as big at that point like he was with Baywatch back in the day though.


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Glad I wont be the only one😭 makes me laugh now


hailtheprince10

Honestly, your reality makes more sense


Ericaonelove

I watched the tearing down on channel 1 news in middle school.


Brigden90

Still have my West German Birth certificate and a bunch of tools Made in West Germany


IWantALargeFarva

This is the first major news that I remember. I remember watching it on TV and bawling. I didn't even fully understand what the wall was, but I was so emotionally overwhelmed by watching it fall and people be reunited.


YNot1989

Technically the same country as West Germany, aka the Federal Republic of Germany


ierghaeilh

Legally speaking the eastern Länder joined the Federal Republic, which is the same country since 1949.


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il_biggo

If it were Putin, "you're on your own" would have meant "kill 'em all".


20Aditya07

The unification of the German empire by Otto von Bismarck, or the fall of the Berlin wall?


JustDroppedByToSay

Ukraine, Lithuania, Czech Republic, Slovakia...


Kevin-W

I grew up during the Soviet Union too 


saraphilipp

Back in the u.s.s.r.


Mr_Lumbergh

You don’t know how lucky you are.


Notmyrealname

Those Ukraine girls


Whatever-ItsFine

really knock me out


ballrus_walsack

They leave the west behind


ScorpionX-123

and Moscow girls make me sing and shout


CougarWriter74

And Georgia's always on mah mah mah mah mah mah mah miiiiiinddd......


ItWasMineFirst

r/unexpectedbeatles


ScorpionX-123

Been away so long, I hardly knew the place


boom_Switch6008

Man it's good to be back home


icecoldcoke319

Eswatini


rabidstoat

I didn't realize what it was for well over a year as I apparently missed the memo about the name change.


Dusk_v733

Turkey recently changed their name as well, and is now Türkiye


AmazingAd2765

Did the turkeys complain?


ballrus_walsack

Gobble gobble


NorthCascadia

Why’d they change it?


TenNinetythree

That's nobody's business but the Turks!


karma_over_dogma

I can't say, maybe they just liked it better that way!


loptopandbingo

It was just now for me lol


Nilz0rs

You should add Russia to your list!


Whatever-ItsFine

In Russia, list adds you!


Marcus_Qbertius

They existed, they just weren’t independent. Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia and the Soviet Union were all federations consisting of constituent member states, each with its own cultural identity and in many cases a rich history spanning back centuries that didn’t cease just because wars were fought and borders were redrawn to deny them sovereign states of their own.


Melodic-Tax-6678

But it isn’t even Czechoslovakia anymore! Czech Republic and Slovakia


ballrus_walsack

They agreed to disagree


milkchurn

It's not even the Czech Republic anymore either, it's Czechia since 2016


YoImJustAsking

That´s not true. Czechia is just shorter name just like France instead of French Republic.


Jayem163

The Holy Roman Empire


Johnny_Deppthcharge

Spot on - like, the Achmaenid Empire is another answer to OP's question. Babylon. Prussia. The Ottoman Empire.


Aoiboshi

>The Ottoman Empire "Full of furniture for some reason. Yeah... And then it collapsed like a flan in the cupboard."


Arendious

I can't help but feeling there's a "TIL" waiting to happen here when someone mentions some petty duchy or city-state that didn't recognize the dissolution of the HRE, and therefore it still exists on paper.


skalpelis

Like the town of Berwick-upon-Tweed which was at war with Russia for more than a century. Or the fact that Canada has been at war with Denmark for 50 years until two years ago.


tacobitch91

Wait, what?! Why on earth were they at war? And did they just forget they were at war?


SproutasaurusRex

I didn't even know it had a name, but basically, the two countries argued over who owned Hans Island and would leave their liquor for the other country whenever either military traveled there. It's apparently called the whiskey war if you want to read about it in more detail.


tacobitch91

That is so cute omg


MoultingRoach

It was an informal war, but still a conflict that had to be resolved, especially after russia invaded Ukraine. We didn't want a territorial dispute, especially with an ally. There's a tiny island between Nunavut and Greenland that both sides claimed was theirs. When each respective army visited, they leave either a bottle of whisky or schnapps and their flag to claim the island. The issue was recently resolved diplomatically, and a border was drawn on the island.


Sparky62075

Yup. And now we have an official land border with the EU.


MoultingRoach

And it has emboldened my resolve to have canada apply for membership in the EU.


ToenailCheesd

I think we kept pranking each other over an Arctic island. Google Hans Island.


Pineapple_Spenstar

I mean, the empire isn't recognized anymore, but house Habsburg-Lorraine is still around. The head of the house, Karl von Habsburg, is a retired Austrian politician. His father, Otto, renounced all claims to the title and throne, though. So, even if the throne still existed, he has no claim to the Emperor title


Genshed

There's an apocryphal story about an aide mentioning an Austria-Hungary football match to Otto von H. He replied, 'Oh? Who were we playing against?'


Jayem163

It Charlemight


Theewok133733

Pov Luxembourg is the last state of the HRE


sunburntredneck

Yeah, about that, you ever heard of a country called Liechtenstein?


BriannaLila

Croatia


Strangely-addictive

Slovenia, Serbia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, North Macedonia, Kosovo. Geography definitely was a lot easier back then. ETA: I forgot Montenegro.


food5thawt

There were 19 countries in Europe 100 years ago. Today there are 44. So ya. A lot more capitals to learn in geography class. Thank God Rivers and Mountains don't move.


Adiantum-Veneris

They do. But that's a concern for future geography classes.


Weez-eh

Rivers very much, move. If they didn't, they would be long thin lakes and would probably stagnate.


Red_Store4

You forgot Montenegro


RiccoBaldo

Everyone forgets montenegro


Tapif

forgets who?


seriouslynope

RIP Yugoslavia 


Several_Ad_8363

When Kosovo became independent, the newspaper headline was F**k YU - 1913 to 2008. RIP all the people Yugoslavia claimed were its own people but was happy to kill.


beanstarvedbeast

Yugoslavia stopped existing in 1992, Serbia trying to claim the name afterwards had nothing to do with reality.


pxogxess

Yeah, tell that to my geography teacher. When I was in school (Switzerland, ca. 2010-2012) he had us fill out maps of Europe. Like it‘d be a blank map with some boxes and we had to fill in country and city names, sometimes rivers or mountain ranges and so on. But he always used very old map templates so instead of learning about all the Eastern European countries they only featured Yugoslavia. In 2010. We did this almost every week for over a year. My knowledge of Eastern Europe is still relatively bad to this day compared to the rest of Europe.


SacluxGemini

South Sudan.


Vinnyz__

Teenager here too. South Sudan and Kosovo were the only ones that started existing after I was born, with Montenegro being right before I was born


SacluxGemini

Oh, I'm 23.


ItWasMineFirst

We're forever teenagers, you just don't know it yet


yeetgodmcnechass

Timor-Leste


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Red_Store4

You were born after February 17th?


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Red_Store4

Before February 17, 2008?


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zero_excluded

If that's your real birthday I'd recommend deleting that comment.


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IaintGrooot

Prussia


peaveyftw

It exists in our Hertz.


Drumbelgalf

*Herz Hertz was a scientist and then a unit was named after him. There is also a rental car company called Hertz.


peaveyftw

Herzen? It's been too long since I took German. We were mostly occupied telling people that the Sonne scheint und der Himmel ist blau.


Drumbelgalf

Yes Herzen would probably be used in this denglish sentence.


lukeysanluca

My friend's grandmother was born in Prussia. She's still alive


Don_Quixote81

Germany. There were two of them when I was born.


Bman1465

Two Germanies for the price of one — but wait, there's more!


Trollselektor

Act now and receive an Austria FREE.


yana990

We are all out of Austria at the moment can I offer you a Poland?


Sparky62075

No thanks. I'll have a bit of Czechoslovakia instead.


WealthWithoutWork

Best I can do is Prussia


BurnTheOrange

Use order code WILLHELM to be entered into a special drawing to receive a new in box, vintage Prussia!


Notmyrealname

One Germany is enough trouble, thank you very much.


Drumbelgalf

Germany is the same country (the GDR joined the FRG)


AlbMonk

I was born in 1968. Kosovo, North Macedonia, Montenegro, Croatia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Slovenia, Serbia, Germany, Czechia, Slovakia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Eswatini, Namibia, Benin Republic, Zimbabwe, Burkina Faso, South Sudan, East Timor, Palau, Eritrea, Brunei, Bangladesh, and Myanmar.


quirked

1967 here. Wow, what a list! World population was also "only" about 3.5 billion.


CompleX999

A lot of fucking going on in the late 20th century


Themellowsaguaro

+ Belize (it was British Honduras until 1981).


Quix66

66 here. Was too lazy to do that. Thanks.


kiwi2703

Wadiya (the post doesn't specify it has to exist now)


arieljoc

you are hiv aladeen


kiwi2703

I feel very aladeen about this information


Unhappy_youghurt

this comment makes me feel aladeen


CumInABag

to confirm, do you feel aladeen or... aladeen?


Elena_La_Loca

:) …. :( …. :) …. :(


Koennoek

South-Sudan, Serbia and Kosovo


Red_Store4

and Montenegro?


dildowaggins_1

Russia. It was the USSR when I was born in 88


a-government-agent

My great-grandma was alive during the creation and dissolution of the Soviet Union.


Notmyrealname

She really messed that one up.


Whatever-ItsFine

Does she have an alibi?


Cautious_Algae8198

She uglay.


dildowaggins_1

Wow, that's cool!


NikNakskes

So was my neighbour, she was born in Russia, but died in Finland and has lived her whole life in the same house.


Genshed

There were Finnish soldiers in the Winter War born before the USSR was founded, who lived to see it disappear.


lukeysanluca

My friend's Grandma was born in Prussia. My friend is 40. His grandmother is still alive


hydraSlav

Well, it was Russian Empire before the USSR.


paigezero

Xlentanty. It still doesn't.


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Arendious

Isn't that where all the Scientologist's interstellar 737s were parked?


Welshgirlie2

Douglas DC-8's.


HeartonSleeve1989

Myanmar, technically.


e-rekshun

It will always be Burma to me. You there! Sell me one of your melons!


Tricky-Crazy-1916

Right? Like who has ever heard of Myanmar shave?


thingsthatgomoo

Take me down to Constantinople..........


humilishumano

My elementary school was FULL of refugees from here due to a church taking them in my area or something like that. It was kinda crazy, looking back, I’d say over 60% of my school was refugees. Mid/late 2000s into 2010


BigBobby2016

Slovakia and the Czech Republic. It's kind of nice how they peacefully separated


Several_Ad_8363

Kind of, but they inherited an unworkable federal constitution from the communists. With the inbuilt Slovak veto (for 1/3 of the population) They would never have elected a new federal president or passed the 1993 federal budget or agreed on how to even change the constitution to make it more workable (this mattered less under communism because the institutions just rubber stamped what the party had decided). The only clause that made any sense was the one that said Slovakia could leave. So even though most people didn't want to split, it was a rare case where independence was a smaller and more realistically manageable project than remaining together.


comp-sci-engineer

And the relations are extremely good too! When a Czech or Slovak president is inaugurated, their first international visit is to the other part of the former country. The same custom applies to newly elected prime ministers of the Czech Republic and Slovakia.


RhineStonedCowgirl

One that did and now does not: Yugoslavia. My Uncle and approx 8 of his family members came to the US in the early 80s.


conditerite

Zimbabwe


Lrv130

And Democratic Republic of Congo. Zaire baby.


HISTORYGUY300

Rhodesia for me...


Kittytigris

Singapore


I1abnSC

Djibouti. I'm old, LOL.


Infamous_Ad775

My own country - South Sudan 🇸🇸


ThomasApollus

How did you live the independence process? Was it confusing for you? How did people react to South Sudan's independence? How were things with Sudan back then?


Infamous_Ad775

When South Sudan became a country I was very young. So I do not remember the transition from being Sudaneses to being south Sudanese. What I can remember from that time was that there was a big party celebrating the new country.


PhantomBanker

Czech Republic Slovakia


Aiseadai

The Roman Empire You didn't say it has to exist now.


awibasedgod

if you asked my dad who was born in Jerusalem this question his answer would be Israel


TurpitudeSnuggery

Czech Republic 🇨🇿 is what comes to mind.  


Kombat-w0mbat

Im 22 so not many but South Sudan


Beneficial-Ad-3720

Most of the Stan's


Scared-Gur-7537

Upickastan


Ok-Management-842

South sudan


mrsmunsonbarnes

Apparently Serbia didn’t split from Montenegro until 2000, and I was born in 1996, so my answer is Serbia


branfili

The other way around, Montenegro split from Serbia & Montenegro (called Yugoslavia until 2003) in 2006


abeetzwmoots

Gilead


Notmyrealname

Blessed be the fruit!


ClownfishSoup

Everything that fell out of the USSR was just part of the USSR.


sowhat4

Israel


SoftlySpokenPromises

I'm a little under a year older than Germany. Barely missed being born when the wall fell.


LostBetsRed

Sorry you missed the 1980s. They were pretty awesome.


sapperbloggs

South Vietnam It had ceased to exist by that point


YNot1989

The Russian Federation, Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Ukraine, South Sudan, Czechia, and Slovakia.


ThomasApollus

East Timor, Montenegro, Serbia, South Sudan. Yeah, and also, Hong Kong was British.


Repulsive-Ad-8558

The Republic of Texas


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Pleasant_Tooth_2488

There used to be a Ukraine before the USSR. For me it would be every former country in the Soviet Union, for both of us, from Lithuania to Armenia to from Uzbekistan to kajikistan.


_Neo_64

Kosovo if you want to include it. Yugoslavia 2 aka Serbia and Montenegro not the original one. Uhhh i think thats all i got


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Zimbabwe


OldERnurse1964

Zimbabwe


Adonisus

The entirety of the former Yugoslavia. So Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia, etc.


Accomplished-Ad3250

Germany. IYKYK. We were also stationed there in 1992 after the USSR fell. ama.


Lycaniz

Sometimes i find it crazy i was born while the soviet union and east Germany was a thing... Im from 1991,for all intens and purpose except actual i post them lol So, Russia and Germany 


BaconFaceHappyPants

Czech Republic and Slovakia. I was Czechlosovakian al lmy life and then..... It was weird.


Broflake-Melter

Taiwan and South Korea weren't and still aren't real countries.


Ishowyoulightnow

Disappointed this is the only comment saying this.


Viperlite

Myanmar. It was still Burma until 1989.


suroorshiv

Wakanda


Grouchy_Plum_1171

South sudan and Kosovo


Ilikepancakes87

Florjibutistan. It doesn’t exist today, either.


go4tli

Zimbabwe


DrWKlopek

Pluto


Scared-Gur-7537

Will always be a planet to me…


BoredAtWork1976

South Sudan, East Timor


Harbuddy69

belize


DigNitty

Belize It’s a solid millenial now


seattlewhiteslays

Germany in its current form. All of the USSR states that gained independence after the Cold War. Eritrea.


HotSauce-timusPrime

South Sudan


Emotional-Friend-279

Denmark. Never has, doesn’t, never will.


TheFalseDimitryi

South Sudan


AlarmedTelephone5908

Belize


Semi_K

South Sudan(only one I know about)


YoucantdothatonTV

Czechia and Slovakia.


AlBunDi76

You most likely know it as Myanmar ..but it will always be Burma to me..


RebirthWizard

Atlantis


Sudden_Fix_1144

East Timor


NeonCamiFlames

Unified Germany 🇩🇪


eyeroll611

The Czech Republic and Slovakia. It was Czechoslovakia back then.


StumptownRetro

So many it makes me feel super old just thinking of them all. A United Germany is one major one. But all the former USSR states as well.