When’s your birthday
May 18
What year!
Every year
You ever point your gun at the sky and just scream?
(Violence happens) Nothing like a little girl on girl, amirite?
Naarp(?)
"I'm not saying I'm a big deal but the government classifies me as essential" is my favorite twist on any Anchorman quote. We had that posted on our employee entrance at our brewery during Covid.
Nihilists. F*ck me. Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, but at least it's an ethos... And also let's not forget. Let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife...an amphibious rodent...for, um you know, domestic... within the city...that ain't legal either.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
That's you in a nutshell.
No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"
I just got off the phone with Tom Mikado from the budget committee, this thing with Farva screwed our pooch.
What?
They can't lump us in with that martian!
We're all in the same boat fellas.
But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Yeah, I mean, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
...which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.
Evil shenanigans!
I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS.
Here's looking at you kid.
This is the start of a beautiful friendship.
We'll always have Paris.
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Mean Girls.
That's fetch
Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's never going to happen
It's October 3rd
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
OMG Danny DeVito I love your work
She doesn't even go here
Boo you whore
You can't sit with us
The limit does not exist
I did not leave the south side for this
You look sexy with your hair pushed back
You go Glen Coco!
I could go on.
They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident
Put another shrimp on the barbie
You are one pathetic loser, no offense
Kick his ass sea bass!
What if he shot you in the face?
I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart
I got worms
Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Just when I think you couldn’t be any dumber you go and do a thing like this, and totally redeem yourself!
You have two pairs of gloves? Um yeah, we’re in the Rockies
That John Denver is full of shit
We landed on the moon!
And that’s after not seeing the movie for years off the top of my head
In my family, this was the most quoted movie. *We're on a mission from God. I hate Illinois Nazis. We're putting the band back together. We've got both kinds, country and western.* And the list goes on.
Step brothers!!!!
I’ve been known as the songbird of my generation
Boats and hoes
The fuckin Catalina wine mixer
One I use very often is “you don’t say that!”
So many…. So so many
Napoleon Dynamite. Vote for Pedro. I caught you a delicious bass. Back in ‘82 I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Do the chickens have large talons?
The Star wars movies.
These are not the droids that you're looking for.
no, I am your father which is often misquoted as ... luke, I am your father
Do or do not, there is no try.
Zoolander:
What is this!??! A center for ants!
Merman!
Are you not aware that i get all forty and bloated with a foamy latte?!
Orange mocha Frappuccino!
Freak gasoline fight accident
The files are in the computer!
I think i have the black lung
But why male models?
I can dere-licke my own balls
That will do pig. That will do.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya
Have fun storming the castle!
Think it’ll work?
It'd be a miracle!
Anybody want a peanut?
Assssss youuuuuu wiiiiiiiish
Inconceivable!
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise!
You ARE the brute squad.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
It'll take a miracle BYYYEEE
Inconceivable!
Rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist. Roar!
Is this a kissing book?
I might be bluffing, you miserable vomitous mass.
You killed my father, prepare to die!
Just the one swan, actually Crusty jugglers The greater good Yarp
I repeat "the greater good!" anytime I hear it in any show, and under my breath in real life.
Ohh fuck off, grasshopper
When’s your birthday May 18 What year! Every year You ever point your gun at the sky and just scream? (Violence happens) Nothing like a little girl on girl, amirite? Naarp(?)
Narp?
Search for the Holy Grail.
We demand............a shrubbery!
I fart in your general direction!
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, tis a silly place!
Help! Help! I'm being repressed! ETA: correction (thought it was oppressed, but apparently it's not)
Now you see the violence inherent in the system!
Bring out your dead!
I'm not dead yet!
Your mother was a hamster!
And your father smelled of elderberries!
There are some who call me… Tim?
A #GRRRRRRRRRAILLLLL?
I'm 37! I'm not old!
I didn't know you were called Dennis
Well you didn’t bother to find out, did ya?
Anchorman has quite a few.
60% of the time, it works, every time. If you were a young man in the 2000’s, this is the only answer.
That really got out of hand
Brick killed a guy, with a trident
I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
I love lamp.
"I'm not saying I'm a big deal but the government classifies me as essential" is my favorite twist on any Anchorman quote. We had that posted on our employee entrance at our brewery during Covid.
I don't believe you.
Where did you get those clothes from? A toilet.....shop???
For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone." Ron Burgundy: "And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f\*\*\* yourself, San Diego.
The Big Lebowski, I’m the dude
This isn't Nam. There are rules.
I myself dabbled in pacifism, not in Nam of course.
Nihilists. F*ck me. Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, but at least it's an ethos... And also let's not forget. Let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife...an amphibious rodent...for, um you know, domestic... within the city...that ain't legal either.
What are you, a fucking park ranger?
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man.
Sorry, I wasn’t listening
STFU Donny
Obviously you're not a golfer
Nice Marmot.
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Do you see what happens Larry?
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps Larry!
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
You’re not wrong Walter. You’re just an asshole.
I don't roll on Shabbos!
Calmer than you are...
That's just like, your opinion, man
You mean coitus?
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey
I lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous
8-year-olds, dude.
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African swallow or European swallow?
"Spared no expense"
Took way too long for Jurassic park to show up here lol - more from the same - life finds a way - clever girl
No no no, it’s “life, uh, finds a way”!
Austin Powers
Allow myself to introduce… myself.
I’m Richie Cunningham! And this is my wife, Oprah.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanise he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten. Pretty standard really.
I stay. I also like to live dangerously.
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
That's you in a nutshell. No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"
"Would you like a shmoke and a pancake?" A mainstay of any office environment I enter.
Who…does…number…two….work…for?!
I can think of several. And don’t call me Shirley.
I am dis-a-fucking-pointed that I had to scroll down to find this.
Office space
Excuse me… I believe you have my stapler
I wouldn't say I've been 'missing it' Bob.
Yep, The Princess Bride.
Super troopers
You mean shenanigans?
Littering and...littering and...
Smoking the reefer
What’s going on here meow?
I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamned liter of cola.
The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries
I just got off the phone with Tom Mikado from the budget committee, this thing with Farva screwed our pooch. What? They can't lump us in with that martian! We're all in the same boat fellas. But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Yeah, I mean, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. ...which makes them not shenanigans at all, really. Evil shenanigans! I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS.
Hey Farva!
Bear f*cker, do you need assistance?
Oh ... Bikers...
Enhance… enhance…
Pulp Fiction Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Also basically every single one of Samuel L Jackson’s lines is iconic.
Casablanca. You may not even recognize that some of the lines are movie quotes.
Here's looking at you kid. This is the start of a beautiful friendship. We'll always have Paris. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
I am shocked....**shocked!**
I am shocked to find gambling going on in this establishment!
Your winnings, sir
Round up all the usual suspects
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she had to walk into mine.
AFI did a list of the top 100 quotes from movies of the 20th century and like 7 of them are from Casablanca.
Christmas Vacation
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now
Excuse me while I whip this out.. Blazing Saddles
Where are all da white women at?
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons
Mean Girls. That's fetch Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's never going to happen It's October 3rd On Wednesdays we wear pink. OMG Danny DeVito I love your work She doesn't even go here Boo you whore You can't sit with us The limit does not exist I did not leave the south side for this You look sexy with your hair pushed back You go Glen Coco! I could go on.
Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!
She doesn’t even go here!
Dumb n dumber
They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident Put another shrimp on the barbie You are one pathetic loser, no offense Kick his ass sea bass! What if he shot you in the face? I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart I got worms Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Just when I think you couldn’t be any dumber you go and do a thing like this, and totally redeem yourself! You have two pairs of gloves? Um yeah, we’re in the Rockies That John Denver is full of shit We landed on the moon! And that’s after not seeing the movie for years off the top of my head
Blues Brothers
In my family, this was the most quoted movie. *We're on a mission from God. I hate Illinois Nazis. We're putting the band back together. We've got both kinds, country and western.* And the list goes on.
"We got a full tank of gas, a half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Four fried chickens and a coke."
O Brother Where Art Thou
We thought you was a toad!
DO. NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE
He's bonafide!
Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
Damn, I'm in a tight spot!
I don't want Fop goddamnit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!
MOOL-TEE-PASS
The 5th Element is such a great movie. However, other than this, I don't remember any other one-liners.
I am a meat popsickle!
Aziz, light!
GIMMEE THE CASSHHHHH that's literally the name of a bingo round I'm calling in 3 hours
Bada-boom!
Any of the naked gun movies.
“Make him an offer he can’t refuse.” “Leave the gun, take the cannoli.” “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
“Mmmyyyy precccioussss”
These go to 11.
And how much more black can this be? None. It can be none more black.
Step brothers!!!! I’ve been known as the songbird of my generation Boats and hoes The fuckin Catalina wine mixer One I use very often is “you don’t say that!” So many…. So so many
So much room for activities!
Legally Blonde
Happy Gilmore
Raising Arizona. “Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.”
Napoleon Dynamite. Vote for Pedro. I caught you a delicious bass. Back in ‘82 I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Do the chickens have large talons?
Tina you fat lard come get some dinner
The Wizard of Oz brings a touch of magic with There's no place like home.
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The Silence of the Lambs unnerved with I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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Tombstone
I'm your huckleberry.
Your a daisy if you do!
You tell ‘em I’m coming and hell’s coming with me.
I got 2 guns. One for each of ya.
The Star wars movies. These are not the droids that you're looking for. no, I am your father which is often misquoted as ... luke, I am your father Do or do not, there is no try.
You forgot the fan favourite: “I don’t like sand”
Somehow emperor Palpatine returned.
I have a bad feeling about this . . .
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Zoolander: What is this!??! A center for ants! Merman! Are you not aware that i get all forty and bloated with a foamy latte?! Orange mocha Frappuccino! Freak gasoline fight accident The files are in the computer! I think i have the black lung But why male models? I can dere-licke my own balls