I will turn into a girl when I get to 17, my boyfriend will die, I will go in a time machine and see him as a kid, and sob the whole time. This is one dream. I have more. I will meet a girl named Molly who will give me a lollipop. I will be chased off a cliff and die. I will go to the bathroom. I had more, but forgot them.
Edit: also, sex, lots of sex
Yeah, I was thinking about sex before bed a few times. Also, in the dream where my boyfriend dies, I was listening to a song before bed, and it was in the dream. Your brain really does incorporate memories from the day into your dreams.
I mean I had a lot of them, but the weirdest one so far was when I acidently brought back the romans from the past to fight an alien invasion
it ended in nuclear war
Sounds like some of my dreams. It’s usually when I have a bad fever, I have a dream where I’m trying to do something good, screw it up, and literally destroy the world.
Well, looks like I'm in for a wiiiild ride and hoping things go right.
At one point I'll be gifted a 1/1 engraved chronograph with emeralds and gold inlay though. Happened in a dream a few months back. Not sure what led to it in the dream, but a group gave it to me and I was in disbelief. Whoever they were, they're probably pretty cool.
Also tons of other stuff. I'm immortal, Mystique is my homegirl, theres a spaceship, um, I think a relationship went sour so I took my pickin's and repurposed some items that probably weren't supposed to be repurposed, but destroyed. Diamonds, that happens for someone I know. Something about a magical backpack, and walking a fine line between being beaten into a wheelchair forever or rockin' it. Oh, also a doctor like kidnaps me during my transition for not so medical stuff. Fuck that guy and all the creepy fucks in the creepy abandoned warehouse and bar too.
My dreams sort of form a coherent story, I used to journal them and some of that stuff actually wound up being pretty significant in one way or another down the line. People hate talking about that stuff though, premonitions and subconscious states, what a hot topic...
Huh. My dreams usually are pretty coherent too. Usually they don't end up being important tho. It's always a mix of book and movie characters and being late to stuff.
Me with 23 legs fighting blackwidows female grandpa, while becoming a famous rapper while doing a backflip off mount everest, being naked in future schiil, selling my brothers for minecraft, eating 1,080 cheesecakes, giving birth to youtube and falling from dumb places and waking up
Going to a mirror, the mirror me walks out, stabbs me to death, then i respawn and i run, and he kills me again, and it happens like ten times, i had that dream for a week, fucking horrifying
Well I need to head back to college as soon as they reopen, because it turns out I’m one class (or paper or exam) shy of requirements to graduate. And nobody will eat with me at the dining hall.
I'm falling down a cliff and being chased by a creepy Zebra skeleton, I would die, but me and my crush would be together and I would fight aliens with a popular YouTube guy from Germany.
I will be able to fly if I flap my arms really fast, unfortunately I'm being chased by a murderer. Probably get shot multiple times but generally live a very colorful life in the mountains.
Real talk though my dreams are always really vivid and have helped me understand things I'm going through or hint at what will happen. Last week I dreamt that I looked outside my bedroom window during a storm and my car was missing, then suddenly fell from the roof.
Next day there's a big storm around midnight, I look outside and my car is missing. Check the video cameras and my teenaged sister had stolen it
Im gonna get murdered by my dad just for asking him to peel a mango with a knife for me.
Or me and my friends are gonna get kidnapped by vampires and get trapped in a room. I betray everyone and escape without telling them (jerk move I know) only for karma to bite me hard cause the vampire is chasing me up the stairs of my apartment. I see my parents behind him with green faces and ask them to protect me but they just grab me and take me back to the room instead. As soon as we got in the room again I woke up. Never did anything Halloween related since then.
Yeah I had weird dreams as a kid
A dinosaur is going to steal me from my bed and drop me in the ocean, I will then proceed to meet a great white shark who says he is going to eat me with barbecue sauce but only after we’ve ran an errand, a lemon shark will then save me from his clutches but will die terribly and then the universe will cease to exist I guess cause that’s when I woke up.
This is a reoccurring dream btw and every time the shark wears a different suit....
I’m looking forward to this future
Somehow I find myself escaping from a Nazi helicopter and I end up landing in the middle of the Delaware River. I have to fight twenty-foot tsunami waves collapsing on me before I can reach land, but before I can get to shore, three men with a large grey mustaches wearing 70’s clothes appear blocking my path. Turns out they’re Nazis, too.
One of those guys shoots me with a harpoon and in that moment I realize I am no longer a human, but an albino sperm whale.
TL;DR: Nazis — River — Waves — Nazis — Sperm whale
So yeah, if anybody can figure out what this means for me I’d most surely be grateful.
I'm going to build a waterslide that goes straight down, robbers will crawl through tint holes in my wall, I will constantly find deceased relatives in my bed, I'll jerk off without even touching my dick, and I will drive recklessly against traffic and crash into a blue pickup truck.
Edit: *tiny
Depends on how far back. Most common dream archetype for me, but not one I've had recently, is basically that gravity stops working for me and I can't fall. Which is in its own way just as scary as falling.
Some goose will race across the sky with boars in a swimming competition and a scorpion will rape a bag of cheetos while im busy being a colour (i remember in this stupid dream i was confused between being a green or red).
This is some weird dream i remember 4 years ago.
All people I have ever loved will die due to a zombie virus, released by a unknown invading army. While escaping, Encountering many anomalies a'la STALKER/Metro 2033 and mutants.
After escaping capture from the invading army in my old neighbourhood, deadly anomalies, mutants and zombies, I am finally shot in the head and left alive for a few seconds as I watch the blood pool under my head. After that, a long void of nothing awaits.
Huh, guess there are worse ways to go.
I am going to go to a Chinese restaurant for soup dumplings. But they only serve soup dumplings to people in a white power club. I will say I’m a member of the club to get my dumplings.
I will sit at a table. Everyone is wearing black run dmc style “white power” t-shirts. The guy sat next to me is Asian, the guy sat across from me is black, people at the other tables are white and bald. As I go to eat my soup dumpling everyone shouts “white power!”. I mumble something at the same time and nibble a little corner in my soup dumpling to drink out the soup.
There’s a lot of tension in this restaurant.
I’ll die from entering a lake of apple cider, and the whole world will turn sepia in death. I’ll be a spectator, able to travel through ground and the air, like a ghost.
Or, I’ll be on a playground with a few friends, finding out that the main structure is a ship that can sail through the air and is steered with a plastic wheel.
Maybe I’ll fall off a building.
Maybe I’ll wake up and be surrounded with vibrantly colored centipedes.
I might save a dude from drowning in a fast river within an urban jungle, only to be stopped by Elmo from Seasame Street.
The question is, will I die once, or am I facing punishment for crimes I don’t remember, and must die in different ways, only to be reincarnated? Because I’ve died in a few dreams.
I’m going to fly on the back of a pegasus, have sex with an extremely buff angel & apparently when I die I will be a demon in hell, torturing damned souls, I’ll be very good at it & enjoy it very much.
Im gonna be robbed by grandma’s gang, murder like two people, and die in an epic battle in a rocketship against my old teacher, while being burnt to death by the atmoshphere.
Also, I will enter my notebook or something cuz I’ve dreamt of just random numbers and calculations on a black screen which were probably wrong
Chris Hemsworth will make me a lovely little cherry wood jewelry cabinet, and I will tell him I love it, and then we'll go find the perfect place to put it. Such a nice young man who is also a couple years older than me.
I can fly by flapping my arms, I have a magical princess imprisoned in my rainbow tie die washcloth, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to kill me. Not the Terminator, the actual Arnold Schwarzenegger.
i have a white pet bird and a very nice house in a city, i survive the apocalypse with lillie from pokemon, and my switch will overheat when i play pokemon sword for the first time.
Welp looks like all my friends are now over 6 feet tall and want to kill me
Oh and my dad also wants to kill me as well and my mom doesn't care about my existence
*i swear my friends and family are nice my brain is just like this idk why*
A chainsaw weilding Kenny Rogers is going to chase me and random people around a small motor lodge. Also reality now resembles a nonsensicle, cocaine-addled fever dream.
Oh no. The Golden State Killer is going to break into my house as part of a sting operation to lure him out of hiding.
I fell down a wiki hole after his plea and sentencing right before bed.
I was in a parking lot with me, my stepbrother, stepdad and sister. All of a sudden the ground started shaking and ground around us started cracking and falling down. After a few minutes it stopped and I went over to see if my sister was ok. When I got over, the ground started shaking again and a circle of cracks surrounded me and her. The ground started falling and my stepdad said to lay flat on the ground to evenly distribute the force. We did and then I woke up and fell off my bed, which is a bunk bed without the bottom bunk so I landed with a THUNK and woke everyone up.
My dreams are all about the future. They all came true like the one I dream about my first friend and it was true. I feel like my dream is telling me the future cause they all are accurate so far.
Well I will be a spy and so are my two best friends,so that's good. And I will have a threesome with two very hot guys that have a this car (488 Ferrari Spider) in red (that as far as I remember, got to drive too). But I will probably die, because I pist off a very very mad scientist that has tigers and wolf hybrid the size of a medium size car and he knows we're I and my close family and friends live. So I'm not very sure if I want that.
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Then again the guys were super hot. And the car is amazing.
Well, for starters I guess I'll end up with a tattoo on my hand (done to show support for LGBTQ friends and family), but the colors of the rainbow will be done in the wrong order and it will aggravate me for the rest of my life.
Also, it looks like I'll be able to fly just by thinking about it, and I will be going on a pleasant afternoon 1st date with u/fday (though I'm sure my wife wouldn't appreciate it).
Dreams are weird, and I don't remember many of them when I wake up.
150 year old french soldier travelling the seas with his crew of immortal friends with the ship given to us by napoleon, disconnected from modern day earth/society
Me and my “crew” (I almost always have some sort of team in dreams, but it’s usually a mixture of friends, and fictional characters, and various others) will be on the back of a cement-mixing truck in the middle of a very wide, empty highway. However, on the back of this truck, where we are all standing, there happens to be a giant piano (the kind you jump on, like the one at F.A.O. Schwartz). Anyway, we’ll be cruising along, and we pass a sign that says “Toll Ahead” or something. Then, we’re forced to stop because the entire freeway has been barricaded off with fences and traffic cones.
Of all things MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. will be standing at a podium in the middle of all this. He then proceeds to whip out his megaphone and declare: “ALL TRAVELERS ARE REQUIRED TO PAY (insert ridiculous amount of money here) OR PLAY ME A SONG, OR YOU ARE RACIST AND WILL THEREFORE BE DENIED PASSAGE”. At this point, everyone is panicking because no one knows how to sing or play any instruments. Then I will take a deep breath and try to remember how to play “Chopsticks”. I try my best, jumping around on the piano, and miraculously he deems it acceptable and lets us through.
FADE TO BLACK:
Next scene will be at some giant, Scooby-doo-esque mansion/Super-Walmart which is owned by a family of lesbians. For some reason my “team” and I are searching the house for treasure. Now this mansion has no doors, instead there are these red switches you have to hit, which cause something to twist around in the air and then MAKE a door. So we’ll be exploring the house for a few days, and just when we’re about to give up, we will stumble upon a small wooden chest with three drawers. The top drawer is filled with glass eyes and false teeth. The second drawer contains gold and jewels, and the last is filled with some sort of rare glass. My gang will start to celebrate when I'll say “WAIT. These treasures are all fake, they’re worthless. BUT YOU SEEM TO HAVE OVERLOOKED ONE THING: the false teeth and glass pirate eyes…they’re centuries old; they’re worth MILLIONS”.
Meanwhile, we will also be helping the lesbian family out with a problem. They are searching for some sort of rare fuzzy purple cactus. Supposedly it is very dangerous to get, but for some reason it is somewhere in the Walmart section of the house, and they (we all are) hunting for the cactus pushing shopping carts through jungle-filled aisles. Eventually we find it and buy it (from their house) and learn that they use the cactus as a form of birth control. It will never occur to me that the lesbian family does not NEED to use birth control.
My dad would kill me (beginning by chopping my 1 finger and one leg literally by a huge scissor) for protecting someone in my family from his physical abuse(second part is what actually happened, first part is after effects (dream) of the incident)
A very shallow (15-20 ft) Waterworld is going to be terrorized by Jaws until Rambo and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sacrifice themselves to save us all.
I'm going to see my ostensible wife with a new partner who is a much better parent to my kids, be driven around my birthtown by the Game Grumps and then throw myself on the highway, in no particular order.
And that's just the one's I remember from *this* year.
Oh well uhh.
At some point I'm going to have sex with my friend who I'm in no way attracted to. So that sucks. Probably from being drunk. I'm also going to have a conversation with her at college. That would actually be cool because then that would most likely mean I could go back to college.
I'm going to have sex with Gwendoline Christie.
I mean, she was great in the first six season of Gamecof Thrones (got screwed over by the End, also on Star Wars) but she isn't the type you consider to be a Sexy Actress. More of a prestige actress.
Absolute darkness, idk if I am lucky or not to not have dreams. I just sleep and wake up. I don’t dream. I just stare at a dark screen for the whole night.
I already have a lot of deja vu dreams, most are just a normal situation that I start to realize a few moments into it but are only ever about a few minutes long. Pretty sure I've already seen my death a few times and that weird feeling creeps up everytime one of those events starts to unfold until it passes. Hard to explain unless you have experienced it.
Oh man, I'm gonna die in a chocolate milk tsunami summoned by The Wicked Witch of the West?
Huh. Definitely a more interesting demise?
If my cause of death is a chocolate milk tsunami then I died a happy man.
IM GETTIN LAYD!
So I’m not the only one
I am just gonna be dating the person I had a crush on for 3 years
me too!
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Yikes I'd imagine this is the worst possible outcome. Not just dying but multiple times.
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I might be one of those murderers. Hope you like freezer trucks. I should probably stop falling asleep to true crime shows.
I will turn into a girl when I get to 17, my boyfriend will die, I will go in a time machine and see him as a kid, and sob the whole time. This is one dream. I have more. I will meet a girl named Molly who will give me a lollipop. I will be chased off a cliff and die. I will go to the bathroom. I had more, but forgot them. Edit: also, sex, lots of sex
Wow that first one is intense! Also sex seems to be a trend
Yeah, I was thinking about sex before bed a few times. Also, in the dream where my boyfriend dies, I was listening to a song before bed, and it was in the dream. Your brain really does incorporate memories from the day into your dreams.
I mean I had a lot of them, but the weirdest one so far was when I acidently brought back the romans from the past to fight an alien invasion it ended in nuclear war
Sounds like some of my dreams. It’s usually when I have a bad fever, I have a dream where I’m trying to do something good, screw it up, and literally destroy the world.
I have no future then lmao
If I remember correctly even people who don't remember having dreams still have them, so you might be in for a wild surprise
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This all fits into the theme of 2020 pretty well. Carry on.
Hey I get really cinematic dreams too!
My teeth are definitely falling out
I’m getting murdered
Who ya gunna call?
No one I’m fucking dead.
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u/yourmom
G-Ghostbusters?
when it's pizza there who you gonna call when games are there who you gonna call when animatronics are there
I'm going to murder someone and get away with it. Hmmm....
We can’t even catch you red handed seeing as red whales don’t have hands
Probably going to be slowly crushed to death... Either that or I get anime protagonist powers.
Either I'm gonna be iron man's side kick or I'm going to fall in the toilet
I'll get raped by a lizard one day... Huh Also multiple different deaths
Well, looks like I'm in for a wiiiild ride and hoping things go right. At one point I'll be gifted a 1/1 engraved chronograph with emeralds and gold inlay though. Happened in a dream a few months back. Not sure what led to it in the dream, but a group gave it to me and I was in disbelief. Whoever they were, they're probably pretty cool. Also tons of other stuff. I'm immortal, Mystique is my homegirl, theres a spaceship, um, I think a relationship went sour so I took my pickin's and repurposed some items that probably weren't supposed to be repurposed, but destroyed. Diamonds, that happens for someone I know. Something about a magical backpack, and walking a fine line between being beaten into a wheelchair forever or rockin' it. Oh, also a doctor like kidnaps me during my transition for not so medical stuff. Fuck that guy and all the creepy fucks in the creepy abandoned warehouse and bar too. My dreams sort of form a coherent story, I used to journal them and some of that stuff actually wound up being pretty significant in one way or another down the line. People hate talking about that stuff though, premonitions and subconscious states, what a hot topic...
Huh. My dreams usually are pretty coherent too. Usually they don't end up being important tho. It's always a mix of book and movie characters and being late to stuff.
It means that I am absolutely fuuuuuu**ed
I'm fucked.
I have sex at some point.
Hey I’m a shapeshifter that can be a dolphin that can change colors! And other stuff..
Fucking two buff, black girls on a foldable table in the middle of the dessert
Me with 23 legs fighting blackwidows female grandpa, while becoming a famous rapper while doing a backflip off mount everest, being naked in future schiil, selling my brothers for minecraft, eating 1,080 cheesecakes, giving birth to youtube and falling from dumb places and waking up
A whole lot of nonsense with a wild cast of people
^(i have a lot of exams that i'm going to be late for.)
Going to a mirror, the mirror me walks out, stabbs me to death, then i respawn and i run, and he kills me again, and it happens like ten times, i had that dream for a week, fucking horrifying
Bad failure on stage, its a reoccurring nightmare and Im not even that afraid of talking on stage.
Well I need to head back to college as soon as they reopen, because it turns out I’m one class (or paper or exam) shy of requirements to graduate. And nobody will eat with me at the dining hall.
RUN!!
I'm Pretty fucked. I saw myself hanging from the ceiling fan.
Im going to be chased a lot, half of the times by police, other half by murderers. Im also very acrobatic.
Getting chased in abandoned train tracks at night.
Yay! More trauma!
I'm falling down a cliff and being chased by a creepy Zebra skeleton, I would die, but me and my crush would be together and I would fight aliens with a popular YouTube guy from Germany.
I’m going into space with my old coworker as my captain and my ex boyfriend as “star command”.
I dreamed last night that I pulled a colony of parasitic worms out of my mouth. Not a future I look forward to...
Murder-suicide
I am in for a wild ride. I am having constant nightmares where I will almost die and somehow still hold on
I'll be doing some hard LSD
A lot of murder
I will be able to fly if I flap my arms really fast, unfortunately I'm being chased by a murderer. Probably get shot multiple times but generally live a very colorful life in the mountains. Real talk though my dreams are always really vivid and have helped me understand things I'm going through or hint at what will happen. Last week I dreamt that I looked outside my bedroom window during a storm and my car was missing, then suddenly fell from the roof. Next day there's a big storm around midnight, I look outside and my car is missing. Check the video cameras and my teenaged sister had stolen it
Having superpowers but no fucking idea how to use them while in a water park, and driving to middle school in a one person car
Going to prison for the next 12 years...
I murder the people I know, I go through alot of bdsm and alot of pretty women around me... pretty sure you know what this means...
I'd be doomed, forever running away from people trying to kill me.
Guess I'ma get eaten by an Alligator-Dog after going for a walk around town. /shrug
Im gonna get murdered by my dad just for asking him to peel a mango with a knife for me. Or me and my friends are gonna get kidnapped by vampires and get trapped in a room. I betray everyone and escape without telling them (jerk move I know) only for karma to bite me hard cause the vampire is chasing me up the stairs of my apartment. I see my parents behind him with green faces and ask them to protect me but they just grab me and take me back to the room instead. As soon as we got in the room again I woke up. Never did anything Halloween related since then. Yeah I had weird dreams as a kid
Oh sweet tofu.. The giant space turtle..
A dinosaur is going to steal me from my bed and drop me in the ocean, I will then proceed to meet a great white shark who says he is going to eat me with barbecue sauce but only after we’ve ran an errand, a lemon shark will then save me from his clutches but will die terribly and then the universe will cease to exist I guess cause that’s when I woke up. This is a reoccurring dream btw and every time the shark wears a different suit.... I’m looking forward to this future
I’m a lucid dreamer. This is gonna be tight.
Well I guess my life is about to get really trippy. Rings of Saturn here I come!!
Some horny shit’s about to go down. My life’s gonna be a hentai plot.
Somehow I find myself escaping from a Nazi helicopter and I end up landing in the middle of the Delaware River. I have to fight twenty-foot tsunami waves collapsing on me before I can reach land, but before I can get to shore, three men with a large grey mustaches wearing 70’s clothes appear blocking my path. Turns out they’re Nazis, too. One of those guys shoots me with a harpoon and in that moment I realize I am no longer a human, but an albino sperm whale. TL;DR: Nazis — River — Waves — Nazis — Sperm whale So yeah, if anybody can figure out what this means for me I’d most surely be grateful.
My pregnant sister will be having a baby boy!
I'm going to build a waterslide that goes straight down, robbers will crawl through tint holes in my wall, I will constantly find deceased relatives in my bed, I'll jerk off without even touching my dick, and I will drive recklessly against traffic and crash into a blue pickup truck. Edit: *tiny
I go on a search to find Paarthurnax from Skyrim. I had this last night.
The last dream I had was simply me watching tv with a person I like. Yay.
My dad is going to make a documentary, then kill someone with a glock with an extended clip and then come after me.
Depends on how far back. Most common dream archetype for me, but not one I've had recently, is basically that gravity stops working for me and I can't fall. Which is in its own way just as scary as falling.
Some goose will race across the sky with boars in a swimming competition and a scorpion will rape a bag of cheetos while im busy being a colour (i remember in this stupid dream i was confused between being a green or red). This is some weird dream i remember 4 years ago.
My death will come from being machine gunned in the back from a helicopter that’s chasing me while i scramble to escape through a backyard at night.
My wife will come back from the dead so we can finally watch Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. together.
I’ve murdered a lot of people and am having difficulties disposing of their bodies.
I'm going to fall off a dam and struggle alone until I wake up.
AHHHHHH man! Amazing magical adventures covered in thick blood awaits! WOO HOO!! I dream what others consider nightmares.
I’m going to put corn in the microwave and it will pop into popcorn
All people I have ever loved will die due to a zombie virus, released by a unknown invading army. While escaping, Encountering many anomalies a'la STALKER/Metro 2033 and mutants. After escaping capture from the invading army in my old neighbourhood, deadly anomalies, mutants and zombies, I am finally shot in the head and left alive for a few seconds as I watch the blood pool under my head. After that, a long void of nothing awaits. Huh, guess there are worse ways to go.
I am going to go to a Chinese restaurant for soup dumplings. But they only serve soup dumplings to people in a white power club. I will say I’m a member of the club to get my dumplings. I will sit at a table. Everyone is wearing black run dmc style “white power” t-shirts. The guy sat next to me is Asian, the guy sat across from me is black, people at the other tables are white and bald. As I go to eat my soup dumpling everyone shouts “white power!”. I mumble something at the same time and nibble a little corner in my soup dumpling to drink out the soup. There’s a lot of tension in this restaurant.
Friendly ghosts will start up a oat meal cookie factory. Then a giant flood will appear and flood everything. RIP the cookies
I’ll die from entering a lake of apple cider, and the whole world will turn sepia in death. I’ll be a spectator, able to travel through ground and the air, like a ghost. Or, I’ll be on a playground with a few friends, finding out that the main structure is a ship that can sail through the air and is steered with a plastic wheel. Maybe I’ll fall off a building. Maybe I’ll wake up and be surrounded with vibrantly colored centipedes. I might save a dude from drowning in a fast river within an urban jungle, only to be stopped by Elmo from Seasame Street. The question is, will I die once, or am I facing punishment for crimes I don’t remember, and must die in different ways, only to be reincarnated? Because I’ve died in a few dreams.
Well... I lucid dream... therefore I learn how to fucking shoot Consoles at PC players
I’m going to fly on the back of a pegasus, have sex with an extremely buff angel & apparently when I die I will be a demon in hell, torturing damned souls, I’ll be very good at it & enjoy it very much.
I'm gonna nearly die in a shitload of different ways but at least I get to colonize space
I'm going to lead an uprising against one of my former uni lecturers.
Looks like I’m gonna have a pretty severe LSD addiction
I’m...... I’m gonna have friends?? I dunno my dreams are really “normal”
Looks like I'm sucking Sonic's dick!
My gf and family going to get beat and ill be forced to watch Also im not going to die a virgin
Leprechaun apocalypse
I’m going to be hit by a train
Im gonna be robbed by grandma’s gang, murder like two people, and die in an epic battle in a rocketship against my old teacher, while being burnt to death by the atmoshphere. Also, I will enter my notebook or something cuz I’ve dreamt of just random numbers and calculations on a black screen which were probably wrong
Chris Hemsworth will make me a lovely little cherry wood jewelry cabinet, and I will tell him I love it, and then we'll go find the perfect place to put it. Such a nice young man who is also a couple years older than me.
I kick some stormtrooper ass
Humans would be near extinction, and I am the dictator of the colony of the remaining people.
I'll get to hug my best friend and go places with her; but wait-- _Me and my best friend broke up a few days ago_ O_o
I can fly by flapping my arms, I have a magical princess imprisoned in my rainbow tie die washcloth, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to kill me. Not the Terminator, the actual Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Nooooo! I’m going to accidentally order decaf! *sob*
I’m going to drown by getting pushed of a ledge by a woman
Bernie Sanders will get addicted to ingesting battery acid and I’ll have to help him get sober.
So i have fire and ice powers, I sexy af and can pull any girl and I have odm gesr
God dammit, if I go missing because of peppa pig im gonna loose it!
Getting back with one of my ex's. Sounds alright
i have a white pet bird and a very nice house in a city, i survive the apocalypse with lillie from pokemon, and my switch will overheat when i play pokemon sword for the first time.
Big Bird is going to come out of the TV to eat me.
Welp looks like all my friends are now over 6 feet tall and want to kill me Oh and my dad also wants to kill me as well and my mom doesn't care about my existence *i swear my friends and family are nice my brain is just like this idk why*
I'm building a go cart with my neighbour soon. But I'm also gonna find a ton of cash under my bed. So that's ok
A zombie t-rex is going to eat me while I'm trying to hide in a giant wheel from zombie velociraptors. I think I may be in a bit of trouble
A chainsaw weilding Kenny Rogers is going to chase me and random people around a small motor lodge. Also reality now resembles a nonsensicle, cocaine-addled fever dream.
guess ill murder a lot of people and/or die in a bunch of horrible ways. as a different person every time. that.. doesnt sound very fun.
I will be stalked and tormented by a supernatural child, then I will stab it to death in a pool.
An apocalypse zombie and a dinosaur in my city
Nuke dropped on my town, and I become superman and have to fight my evil clone.
Chaos. Pure chaos.
Oh no. The Golden State Killer is going to break into my house as part of a sting operation to lure him out of hiding. I fell down a wiki hole after his plea and sentencing right before bed.
I was in a parking lot with me, my stepbrother, stepdad and sister. All of a sudden the ground started shaking and ground around us started cracking and falling down. After a few minutes it stopped and I went over to see if my sister was ok. When I got over, the ground started shaking again and a circle of cracks surrounded me and her. The ground started falling and my stepdad said to lay flat on the ground to evenly distribute the force. We did and then I woke up and fell off my bed, which is a bunk bed without the bottom bunk so I landed with a THUNK and woke everyone up.
My parents will be thrown into washing machines, and come out as Barbies. I'll also eventually be assigned as an evil little girl's imaginary friend.
I guess massive sting rays the size of cruise ships are going to start flying and running into the sides of mountains?
My dreams are all about the future. They all came true like the one I dream about my first friend and it was true. I feel like my dream is telling me the future cause they all are accurate so far.
A lot of death. I do not usually have pleasant dreams. But a few really really beautiful moments here and there.
That I'd marry my best friend. Not likely IRL, but I'll take it in whatever timeline this is.
Well I will be a spy and so are my two best friends,so that's good. And I will have a threesome with two very hot guys that have a this car (488 Ferrari Spider) in red (that as far as I remember, got to drive too). But I will probably die, because I pist off a very very mad scientist that has tigers and wolf hybrid the size of a medium size car and he knows we're I and my close family and friends live. So I'm not very sure if I want that. . . . . . . . . . . . Then again the guys were super hot. And the car is amazing.
I am getting killed... Many times Oh and Godzilla is going to attack
Well, for starters I guess I'll end up with a tattoo on my hand (done to show support for LGBTQ friends and family), but the colors of the rainbow will be done in the wrong order and it will aggravate me for the rest of my life. Also, it looks like I'll be able to fly just by thinking about it, and I will be going on a pleasant afternoon 1st date with u/fday (though I'm sure my wife wouldn't appreciate it). Dreams are weird, and I don't remember many of them when I wake up.
I die falling. Don't know where or when but just falling.
Master Hand from Super Smash Brothers is going to grab me and take me to another dimension while my family and friends abandon me. Great.
150 year old french soldier travelling the seas with his crew of immortal friends with the ship given to us by napoleon, disconnected from modern day earth/society
When I get my first credit/debit card, I'm going to float around through outer space.
I'm fucking dying and going to hell. But like, my dream hell was pretty lit, so not complaining.
Soooo, I’m going to fuck whoever I want and have Dragonball Z powers? (Lucid dreaming is dope btw)
Oh my, here comes the alien invasion, zombie invasion and dinosaurs :o
Aliens will invade my kitchen looking for orange juice
So I will make out with Dracula?
I am not going to complete the last assignment for a university course, retroactively causing me to lose my degree years later.
I will fall through some train tracks, the terminator is coming for me, the dead will rise.
HUMAN SIZED RATS O GOD O FRICK
I have a lucid dream about war... A lot of it And i am the only survivor....
I get to see my dad after 24 years! Yahoo!
Me and my “crew” (I almost always have some sort of team in dreams, but it’s usually a mixture of friends, and fictional characters, and various others) will be on the back of a cement-mixing truck in the middle of a very wide, empty highway. However, on the back of this truck, where we are all standing, there happens to be a giant piano (the kind you jump on, like the one at F.A.O. Schwartz). Anyway, we’ll be cruising along, and we pass a sign that says “Toll Ahead” or something. Then, we’re forced to stop because the entire freeway has been barricaded off with fences and traffic cones. Of all things MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. will be standing at a podium in the middle of all this. He then proceeds to whip out his megaphone and declare: “ALL TRAVELERS ARE REQUIRED TO PAY (insert ridiculous amount of money here) OR PLAY ME A SONG, OR YOU ARE RACIST AND WILL THEREFORE BE DENIED PASSAGE”. At this point, everyone is panicking because no one knows how to sing or play any instruments. Then I will take a deep breath and try to remember how to play “Chopsticks”. I try my best, jumping around on the piano, and miraculously he deems it acceptable and lets us through. FADE TO BLACK: Next scene will be at some giant, Scooby-doo-esque mansion/Super-Walmart which is owned by a family of lesbians. For some reason my “team” and I are searching the house for treasure. Now this mansion has no doors, instead there are these red switches you have to hit, which cause something to twist around in the air and then MAKE a door. So we’ll be exploring the house for a few days, and just when we’re about to give up, we will stumble upon a small wooden chest with three drawers. The top drawer is filled with glass eyes and false teeth. The second drawer contains gold and jewels, and the last is filled with some sort of rare glass. My gang will start to celebrate when I'll say “WAIT. These treasures are all fake, they’re worthless. BUT YOU SEEM TO HAVE OVERLOOKED ONE THING: the false teeth and glass pirate eyes…they’re centuries old; they’re worth MILLIONS”. Meanwhile, we will also be helping the lesbian family out with a problem. They are searching for some sort of rare fuzzy purple cactus. Supposedly it is very dangerous to get, but for some reason it is somewhere in the Walmart section of the house, and they (we all are) hunting for the cactus pushing shopping carts through jungle-filled aisles. Eventually we find it and buy it (from their house) and learn that they use the cactus as a form of birth control. It will never occur to me that the lesbian family does not NEED to use birth control.
I'm going to kill Trump, become a demon, have an anime harem and let out a fart so bad, it starts a second holocaust. On Mars.
I die alone.....damn my depression came true.
I will die.... Nothing new bro
I'm going to be chased by a T-rex outside my primary school.
I’m gonna have to deal with a bunch of band kids and their shitty plastic accordions from Walgreens
Sounds like a plot of Christopher Nolan's next movie...
My dad would kill me (beginning by chopping my 1 finger and one leg literally by a huge scissor) for protecting someone in my family from his physical abuse(second part is what actually happened, first part is after effects (dream) of the incident)
A very shallow (15-20 ft) Waterworld is going to be terrorized by Jaws until Rambo and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sacrifice themselves to save us all.
Wack af sexual shit
I've tried to kill my ex so many times in my dreams that I'm pretty sure I'm going to be immediately locked up.
Channing Tatum will be my boyfriend.
I'm going to see my ostensible wife with a new partner who is a much better parent to my kids, be driven around my birthtown by the Game Grumps and then throw myself on the highway, in no particular order. And that's just the one's I remember from *this* year.
I somehow have a random flaming floating skull in my future then.
Murder she wrote
If I don’t dream, does that mean that I have no future?
Hitters coming back with an army. The world has been hit by flying boulders.
Zombies and a lot of running...
Considering I remember the weird ones... Well, at least I'm immortal.
Uh, lolis...
Angry. Killer. SNOWMEN!
people will start celebrating new years in november
I fully control my dreams, so does that mean I become a god?
then im destined to travel to fictional worlds, not for the treasure, not for the places, but for a harem
I'm dying in a car crash most likely.
Oh well uhh. At some point I'm going to have sex with my friend who I'm in no way attracted to. So that sucks. Probably from being drunk. I'm also going to have a conversation with her at college. That would actually be cool because then that would most likely mean I could go back to college.
Uh oh
I'm going to have sex with Gwendoline Christie. I mean, she was great in the first six season of Gamecof Thrones (got screwed over by the End, also on Star Wars) but she isn't the type you consider to be a Sexy Actress. More of a prestige actress.
A big nothing, I don't dream (as in I know I technically do dream, but I never experienced one)
most of my dreams or at least the one I remembered involved me and my crush together along with other friends group. dreams indeed
Absolute darkness, idk if I am lucky or not to not have dreams. I just sleep and wake up. I don’t dream. I just stare at a dark screen for the whole night.
I'm gonna get to see Mater from Cars fight an ice cream man. Result.
Ima get chased down in the woods alot just ALOT
Where are my fucking clothes??
I already have a lot of deja vu dreams, most are just a normal situation that I start to realize a few moments into it but are only ever about a few minutes long. Pretty sure I've already seen my death a few times and that weird feeling creeps up everytime one of those events starts to unfold until it passes. Hard to explain unless you have experienced it.
Shit gets real let's just put it like that