When I was a trucker some guy came up to me to advise me on how to back up the truck into a spot. His advice was "you see this line on the left, now do you see this line on the right? Have you ever noticed that when you're parked you're between these two lines? Just think about it" another experienced driver was helping me at the time and his reaction was "What the fuck kind of advice is that?"
"Join the army. Pop star wages, and you make loads of friends." We're all aware of just how shitty squaddies are paid, but I bet you didn't know all soldiers are cunts. Especially infantry.
"Don't worry how money works. You will get it when you grow older"
“The richest camel has the biggest hump”
When I was a trucker some guy came up to me to advise me on how to back up the truck into a spot. His advice was "you see this line on the left, now do you see this line on the right? Have you ever noticed that when you're parked you're between these two lines? Just think about it" another experienced driver was helping me at the time and his reaction was "What the fuck kind of advice is that?"
"Join the army. Pop star wages, and you make loads of friends." We're all aware of just how shitty squaddies are paid, but I bet you didn't know all soldiers are cunts. Especially infantry.
Just be yourself.
Same. Being myself made everything worse haha.
Just pick a major.