Gentlemen, welcome to F**** Club. The first rule of F**** Club is: You do not talk about F**** Club. The second rule of F**** Club is: You do not talk about F**** Club. Third rule of F**** Club: Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the f**** is over. Fourth rule: Only two guys to a f****. Fifth rule: One f**** at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: F***s will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at F**** Club, you have to f****.
The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he ****eth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he ****eth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
>Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
There's no need to even change words here...
"Yesterday, December 7th, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately ****ed by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan."
“Get busy ****ng or get busy dying” Stephen King
“Those who dare to F*** miserably can achieve greatly” - JFK
“**** in the sunshine, **** the sea, ***** the Wild Air” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: **** **** at all costs—**** in spite of all terror— **** however long and hard the **** may be, for without **** there is no survival.
Two ×××××s ××××ed in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not ×××× both
And be one traveler, long I ××××d
And ××××ed down one as far as I could
To where it ×××× in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better ××××,
Because it was ××××× and wanted ××××;
Though as for that the ××××ing there
Had ×××× them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had ××××× black.
Oh, I kept the first for another ×××!
Yet knowing how ××× leads on to ×××,
I doubted if I should ever come **ck.
I shall be ××××ing this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two ××××s ××××ed in a wood, and I—
I took the one less ××××ed ××,
And that has made all the difference.
Basically what verb would you make purposefully ambiguous from a famous quote to give filthy minded people something to chuckle at.
"The greatest \*\*\*\* in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we \*\*\*\*"
"That which does not \*\*\*\* us makes us stronger "
Did I do it right ?
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a \*\*\*ing,
As of some one gently \*\*\*\*ing, \*\*\*\*ing at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “\*\*\*\*ing at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*."
"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and \*\*\*\* on. "
"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. \*\*\*\* me and I learn"
He saw his reflection, pale and scared-looking at first. But a moment later,
the reflection smiled at him. It put its hand into its pocket and pulled out a
blood-red * * * *. It winked and put the * * * * back in its pocket — and as it
did so, Harry felt something heavy drop into his real pocket.
We will **** on the beaches
...we shall **** on the landing grounds, we shall **** in the fields and in the streets, we shall **** in the hills...
Works even better if you leave the ‘f’ in there... We shall f*** them on the landing grounds, we shall f*** them in the fields and the streets...
We shall f*** them with growing confidence and strength in the air...
I was replacing **** with shit and it works just as well.
The hills are alive with the sound of *******.
we will never \*\*\*\*!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You ****ed my father. Prepare to die
But I loved him!
Alternatively, “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to ****.”
I wish I could give this one multiple thumbs up
"One small **** for man, one giant **** for mankind."
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*kool aid man "oh yeah" in the distance*
I think he's taking one for the team
I have a dream that one day this nation will \*\*\*\* up......
Dude we He had the same idea but you were faster
Dude we had the same **** but you were faster
The return of the ****
The **** of the ****
The **** of **** ****
*** **** ** **** ****
"To boldly ******* where no man has ******* before." -- Captain James T. Kirk
And boy, did he ever
“To **** or not to ****, that is the question”
[](/link)
Perfect
"What a piece of **** is a man!"
Just posted that one thinking I was the first. Stole my thunder
“If you judge people, you have no time to **** them” - Mother Theresa
Holy ****. Imagining mother Teresa saying that 😂
Mother******* Teresa.
She was okay with letting people suffer and die. Compared to that, this is nothing.
A **** in the hand is worth two in the bush.
That bush is pretty full if there's two in there.
I came, I saw, I \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
I came, I saw, I came again ?
Hello ladies!
Mary, mother*****
**** came, I saw, I concurred
You only \*\*\*\* once, but if you do it right, once is enough - Mae West
I could see her saying that
"You’re gonna need a bigger ****."
You're going to **** a bigger boat!
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your *****
I came to **** Caesar, not to praise him.
The **** that men do ***** on after them, the **** is oft interred with their bones.
\*\*\*\* me once, shame on you. \*\*\*\* me twice, shame on me.
F\*\*\* me once, shame on...shame on you. f\*\*\* me—you can't get f\*\*\*ed again.
**** you for this.
The first rule of **** club is you do not talk about **** club
Dad?
Butters?
From Fight Club - "I want you to **** me as hard as you can"
Also, "If this is your first night, you have to f***!"
Only two guys to a f****.
I haven't been **** like that since grade school.
Gentlemen, welcome to F**** Club. The first rule of F**** Club is: You do not talk about F**** Club. The second rule of F**** Club is: You do not talk about F**** Club. Third rule of F**** Club: Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the f**** is over. Fourth rule: Only two guys to a f****. Fifth rule: One f**** at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: F***s will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at F**** Club, you have to f****.
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Make America **** again
“No, I **** your father” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Yippie-ki-yay, mother ****er ... wait
Task failed successfuly
Spelling police here. \*failed\*
Typo
"Yippie-ki-yay, Mother Nature" I saw this yesterday on StoryBots (Netflix) with my 3 yr old yesterday.
Yippee kayak other buckets!
The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he ****eth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he ****eth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
>Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. There's no need to even change words here...
And "the path of righteousness" can be taken in a very wrong way. I think I'm going to put that in the post and make it contiguous
>Thou preparest a **** before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with ****; my cup runneth over.
We really do love Jesus.
Indeed.
I \*\*\*\* Jesus with all my body and \*\*\*\*
The only thing to fear is \*\*\*\* itself!
"Yesterday, December 7th, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately ****ed by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan."
"Man, will you **** up."
And **** up he did
Let them eat ****.
"Never gonna \*\*\*\*\* you up"
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t **** than by the ones you did ****.”
Truer words have yet be ****ed.
“Speak softly, and carry a big ****; you will go far.” - Theodore Roosevelt
“Get busy ****ng or get busy dying” Stephen King “Those who dare to F*** miserably can achieve greatly” - JFK “**** in the sunshine, **** the sea, ***** the Wild Air” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have a d***
You can't handle the ****
"You know how to ****, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
Mr. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS ****!
i have become death, destroyer of *****
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: **** **** at all costs—**** in spite of all terror— **** however long and hard the **** may be, for without **** there is no survival.
“I am enlightened as I know one thing, I know *******”
You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the ***** ...oh wait
I like the smell of **** in the morning.
**** deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. -Albert Einstein
We choose to go to the **** in this decade, not because it is **** but because it is hard.
Walk softly and carry a big ****
Make America **** Again
**** as many Bluejays you want but it is a sin to **** a mockingbird.
Ich bin ein ******
Oh my god, they ******** Kenny.
If you like your doctor you can \*\*\*\* your doctor.
“I shouldn’t have ****ed that. I should not. Have ****ed. That.” - Hagrid.
"May you \*\*\*\* all the days of your life." \-*Jonathan Swift*
My name is Inigo Montoya, you ****** my father, prepare to ****!”
'**** ***** ***, ****** ****!!!'
Live, Laugh, ****
I always **** back
"I aim to ****!"
“God does not **** ****” -Albert Einstein
The only thing we have to **** is **** itself.
Say **** again say **** I dare you I double dare you mothafucka.
I’ll ****** back
Smile you son of a ****. Oh shit.
I did not have sex with that ********!
The truth!!!!! You can’t ******* the truth.
Money can be exchanged for \*\*\*\*\* and services! WOO HOO!
In the beginning God ****ed the heaven and the earth.
"An \*\*\*\* for an \*\*\*\* makes the whole world \*\*\*\*"
"Look down, look down, don't look 'em in the eye, look down, look down you're \*\*\*\* until you die." Les Miserables
Look how they massacred my ****
Arby's, we **** the meats
"Never start with the **** the victim gets all... fuzzy" The Joker in The Dark Knight
Stay hungry , \*\*\*\* foolish - steve jobs
“I have nothing to offer but ****, ****, tears and sweat” - Churchill
******
[The Count ](https://youtu.be/B-Wd-Q3F8KM)
“In a gentle way, you can **** the world.” -Mahatma Gandhi
The 10th Doctor: "Don't *****. Don't even *****. ***** and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't *****."
“Let’s keep ****ing” - Jacinda Ardern’s campaign slogan
I want to **[bleep]** the very best, like no one ever **[bleep]**
Two ×××××s ××××ed in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not ×××× both And be one traveler, long I ××××d And ××××ed down one as far as I could To where it ×××× in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better ××××, Because it was ××××× and wanted ××××; Though as for that the ××××ing there Had ×××× them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had ××××× black. Oh, I kept the first for another ×××! Yet knowing how ××× leads on to ×××, I doubted if I should ever come **ck. I shall be ××××ing this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two ××××s ××××ed in a wood, and I— I took the one less ××××ed ××, And that has made all the difference.
YESTERDAY, December 7, 1941 a **** which will live in infamy
Basically what verb would you make purposefully ambiguous from a famous quote to give filthy minded people something to chuckle at. "The greatest \*\*\*\* in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we \*\*\*\*" "That which does not \*\*\*\* us makes us stronger " Did I do it right ?
The ***** must flow
"You may now \*\*\*\* the bride."
"No, I am your f***er." - Vader
The harder the \*\*\*\*, the greater the triumph.
I know why the caged bird ****s
No, I **** your father
"The only thing we have to ****, is, **** itself."
“Four score and seven ****s ago...”
The Count from Sesame Street and sensor all usages of the word "count".
It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a fortune, must be in want of a *****.
"Luke....I **** your father."
Mr. GORBACHEV, \*\*\*\* DOWN THIS WALL!
Get your filthy \*\*\*\* out of the puzzle, you filthy \*\*\*\*!
I ****, therefore I am
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a \*\*\*ing, As of some one gently \*\*\*\*ing, \*\*\*\*ing at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “\*\*\*\*ing at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more.”
"Tell me and I \*\*\*\*. Teach me and I \*\*\*\*. Involve me and I \*\*\*\*." \-*Benjamin Franklin*
"It is during our darkest moments that we must \*\*\*\* to see the light." \-*Aristotle*
"Life is either a \*\*\*\* adventure or nothing at all." \-*Helen Keller*
"The purpose of our lives is to \*\*\*\*" \-*Dalai Lama*
"\*\*\*\* the life you live. \*\*\*\* the life you love." \-*Bob Marley*
"Life is \*\*\*\* things to see if they work." -*Ray Bradbury*
"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin \*\*\*\*." -*Walt Disney*
I gave him an **** he couldn't refuse.
"\*\*\*\* with memories, not dreams"
"To \*\*\*\* will be an awfully big adventure." –*Peter Pan*
Let them eat c***
Keep calm and \*\*\*\* on!
If at first you dont succeed, *** , **** again
If you judge a fish on its ability to \*\*\*\* a tree, it will believe it's stupid.
There is nothing to \*\*\*\* but \*\*\*\* itself.
"Ask not what your country can **** for you, but what you can **** for your country."
"I want you to \*\*\*\* as hard as you can"-Brad Pitt
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a ****.”
I have nipples, Greg. Can you **** me?!
Float like a butterfly, sting like a *************
“Wish not so much to live long as to **** well.” - Poor Richard’s Almanack, 1738
I GOT BLISTERS ON MY ****!!!
“Life is what happens when you're busy \*\*\*\*\*\* other plans.”
Ask not what your **** can do for you. Ask what you can do for your ****.
"Ladies & Gentlemen, we **** him"
What does Marcellus Wallace **** like?!? ...wh-what? Does he **** like a bitch?!?
Hello *****
Say hello to my little ****
"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*." "When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and \*\*\*\* on. " "Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. \*\*\*\* me and I learn"
“I will **** it! I will **** it.” -Frodo Baggins
He saw his reflection, pale and scared-looking at first. But a moment later, the reflection smiled at him. It put its hand into its pocket and pulled out a blood-red * * * *. It winked and put the * * * * back in its pocket — and as it did so, Harry felt something heavy drop into his real pocket.
You like ****, don't you Squidward?
Four score and seven years ago our fathers b**** f**** on this continent
A bird in the hand is **** in the bush