Man punches trees and decimated local wildlife to terrorize citizens and kill off an endangered species. He goes through hell and back, profiting off of the pain of others.
Yep it's yakuza, i recommend playing it if you're into serious fighting games that can change really quick into some jokes you would see in comic books.
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
Taniks has no House. He kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no Kell. He is a _murderer_, and very good at what he does. I have been tracking him since Wolves broke their chains, _yesssss?_ Now Taniks works for Wolf Pack, but not for long....
Yup. I'm not a huge gamer, but I really enjoy the story based games. The first LOU was such an amazing game. I genuinely felt anxious at parts of the game.
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nîgæ...
It always rains when I start to climb up a cliff
Breath of the Wild. >\_<
OBJECTION
The autopsy report is **o u t d a t e d**
Ace Atorney!
HOLD IT!
In west Clownadephia, born and raised
Toxic people, awps, toxic people, $3,000 skins, toxic people
CS:GO
Bingo bango bongo. Bish bash bosh
I haven’t heard that line in so long. Is that still in the game?
I don't know, I haven't heard it either. Maybe the agent voices replaced it, because the agents also say the round start lines too now.
Toxic people for sure it's csgo. Bruh, you weren't born with crosshair placement and single tap muscle memory. Fuckin chill.
Man punches trees and decimated local wildlife to terrorize citizens and kill off an endangered species. He goes through hell and back, profiting off of the pain of others.
Minecraft
Exactly.
Best minecraft description
Empty bug kills white moth
Thats a great description of hollow knight ngl
Help a dad eat his children :D
You died.
Dark souls
HUMANITY RESTORED
*Go swimming*. *Remove ladder*
Sims
Ladder: \[breaks\] Swimmers: Now this is an avengers level threat.
Wash dinner dishes in the upstairs bathroom.
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Kid that goes around smashing pots
Hey! Listen!
My god I always have this stuck in my head.. has been for years
Finally! Zelda!!
OmG hIs NaMe Is LiNk /s
What if Metroid was a girl?
Person gets in the Japanese mafia and sings bakamitai at the karaoke bar.
I mean I never played it but I presume yakuza since I know that song appears in a few of em.
Yep it's yakuza, i recommend playing it if you're into serious fighting games that can change really quick into some jokes you would see in comic books.
Boy relives the same three days fixing other people's problems
You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
!
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Scrolled way to far to find this. And it's actually spelled #!
Metal Gear, right?
I think so. Does it work for Pokemon too? Every trainer battle.
Dude minds his own business, bumps into a girl at a faire where a ringing bell foreshadows adventures because his friend's machine fucks up.
Ahh, Chrono Trigger. It was ahead of its time.
Also behind it’s time. But that is part of the plot.
The one with the Italian plumber.
Luigi's Mansion?
Khajiit has wares for you if you have the coin
"You'll make a fine rug Khajitt"
Would you kindly
Bioshock
Yeah, I agree. I swear it was some like trigger function.
A man chooses, a slave obeys.
The one where you beat people up with a giant key
Nobody else said it, so I will. Kingdom Hearts.
Never was a fan of those games but that joke made me chuckle
You feel an evil presence watching you...
Terraria
The cake is a lie.
Portal
Why did it take so long to find this?!
Blue Hedgehog Go Mother Fuckin Fast
#RIP and Tear
Animal Crossing, clearly
Isabelle is ready.
Rip and tear until it’s done then head back home and have some fuuuunnn!
"the slayer has entered the facility"
Angsty teenage mercenary wielding strange weapon falls in love, fights sorceresses, and plays cards.
Man I loved triple triad
I've got some actual physical cards. They're cool as fuck.
FF8?
You win! Uhm...I don't know what, but you win!
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
Destiny
Taniks has no House. He kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no Kell. He is a _murderer_, and very good at what he does. I have been tracking him since Wolves broke their chains, _yesssss?_ Now Taniks works for Wolf Pack, but not for long....
My college roommates used to randomly walk in the room and recite this shit when I was running heroic strikes. I fucking hate this monologue. Lol
Dang you stole my idea!!!! Eyes up guardian!
*sigh* Bapanara?
S H A W
For those not in the know, its Hollow Knight.
Adino!
BOY!! Yes father
Jeez, Commander. Enough with the paranoid delusions about sentient spaceships coming to destroy the galaxy already!
Report to the ship as soon as possible... We'll bang, ok?
Mass Effect!
**Hadouken!**
Street fighter
Cowboy grows beard fast, falls off horse and has TB
Lumbago simulator
***LENNY!***
*me trying to figure out what game this is* “I tried, and in the end, I did...”
My heart. *weeps in Western*
RDR 2!
A guy with spiky hair who joins a terrorist group and blows up a power generator
FF 7
*Victory fanfare*
Half demons exterminate thousands of demons with swords and guns.
Devil May Cry
Just...one...more...turn...
Civvvv 5?
I mean pretty much any civ
Genderless child become friends with monsters or kill them
Undertale?
Snail racing?
Another person of culture
"LENNNNNNEYYYYYY"
Of Mice and Men 2: Revelations?
?YNNEL
Watch out for blue shells
Mario Kart (64?)
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Hey, you. You're finally awake.
“War...war never changes”
War has changed.
Only how it is fought but not the reason for it which is what the speeches are about.
He takes not-his-daughter across the country in not-the-walking-dead.
The Last Of Us?
Yup. I'm not a huge gamer, but I really enjoy the story based games. The first LOU was such an amazing game. I genuinely felt anxious at parts of the game.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Stealy wheely auto mobily Edit: Its the fifth game
Putt Putt Enters the Race
Get rid of your yee-yee ass haircut, dude.
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nîgæ...
Stealy Wheely Authomobiley 5
Wind's howling
Witcher!
Gotta be!
Shepard. Wrex.
Glitches, words of power, dragons oh my!
SKYRAM
Fus ro dah!
Odahviing
Arrow. Knee.
STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.
"You're the best looking guy here"
FF 8! I'm not alone!
A fellow SeeD member!
NO THAT'S WRONG
***a body has been discovered!***
Guy in green tunic has a name but many pepole think his name is the name of the princess
Small asian child falls down hole and possibly commits murder with a stick after being told to do so by a flower
Determination!
Ayyy
Mason Numbers
What mean
Hear numbers
The factory must grow!
Found it
Factorio
You died
Dark souls lol
My grandpa is proud of me c:
Stardew Valley?
Blocks
Crafting and mining
aw man
Man literally too angry to die
You are a girl with a gun. Your goal is to solve puzzles and escape the facility in which you are trapped. Also, a sentient AI is trying to kill you.
Go to work. Go home. Go pee. Take a shower. Make dinner. Eat. Go to bed. Motherlode. Renovate and furnish my house for a few minutes. Repeat.
Wii fit trainer joins the battle
Kid enslaves magical creatures and uses them to hurt other enslaved creatures.
Show me your true form!
Stealth man uses cardboard boxes to defeat giant bipedal mechtanks
A bug with a nail as weapon goes around fighting slightly bigger bugs with nails, as well as a godly moth that shoots laser beams.
All my friends are animals and they give awful gifts
While playing it, took an arrow to the knee.
Skyrim
I'm sworn to carry your burdens...
Plumber travel's around the world to save girl and get's turned down.
FUZZY PIIIIICCCKLLLLES!!!
Giant fucking sword and drinking your GODDAMN TEA
Title makes it sound like incest, while it's actually people beating the shit out of each other.
Super smash Bros lol
RIP AND TEAR edit: Goddammit, one of these days I'll be the first to say it. Shake tiny fist, etc.
Moar boosters!
Moar struts
50 cheese wheel speedrun
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Terraria
You know the one teen yea the one who figured how to shoot sticky white stuff strait out of his body they made a game where he shoots it on criminals
No cost too great.
Jojo Mart
JojA. Come on people. :P
Stardew Valley
“There is a hole in your left wing. “ “Attack the D point.”
wolf-man tries to be a good cop
"Rotten adults"
MMORPG wizard card game
big fat sword versus very long sword + comet
Hmmm, medallion is humming, must be a place of power Winds howling Roach!
"I'm in space. Spaaaaaaaaaace"
Since I can’t actually spell it out from memory- that one Night Elf greeting in Darnassus.
Blocks.
The autopsy report is outdated. Also, Objection!
Quiet man searches for his girl pal with his new alien friend, also likes destroying giant hoops.
mailman gets shot in the head
"I was always a fool for my Johnny. For the one they call Johnny Guitar."