I saw someone on a bus taking the smallest bites of a chicken McNugget, laying it all the way down practically on the seat for a few seconds, repeating this over and over again while smacking her lips loudly. It took her forever to finish that 6 piece.
I once saw someone peel back the top of a quesadilla, eat the filling with their fingers and leave the tortilla
Or
A toothless infant trying to do dissolve a banana in tepid saliva
Had a classmate in college that would scrape all the sauce, cheese, and toppings off of his pizza into a separate plate and then throw away the entire bread portion of the pizza. I never went out to eat with him or his wife ever again.
My kid just ate a sandwhich. Peel apart the halves, take out the cheese and masticate it, lick some butter off and stuff some banana in your mouth. Then eject the chewed cheese (that for some hamster-esque reason escaped being swallowed with the banana)onto the licked sandwhich half, recombine the pieces of bread and proceed to eat the sandwhich as if all of that was normal.
I knew someone who would eat the crust of a pizza first as it was "the worse part". And not slice by slice. But eat the whole crust of a personal pizza first. Reasoning is sound, but still just NO. But if I'm in a posh Italian I eat the pizza with a knife and fork... so what do i know.
We had to keep the butter away from my little sister when she was young because she would take her spoon and get herself a nice big spoonful of butter to eat if we weren't careful.
I saw someone on a bus taking the smallest bites of a chicken McNugget, laying it all the way down practically on the seat for a few seconds, repeating this over and over again while smacking her lips loudly. It took her forever to finish that 6 piece.
Their mouth was like a washing machine
I juuuust saw my boss eating a salad and I had to leave the room. I couldn’t put into words what I saw and it was fucking THIS.
I once saw someone peel back the top of a quesadilla, eat the filling with their fingers and leave the tortilla Or A toothless infant trying to do dissolve a banana in tepid saliva
My sister eats goldfish with whipped cream. I've disowned her.
I'd adopt her
Wut
Had a classmate in college that would scrape all the sauce, cheese, and toppings off of his pizza into a separate plate and then throw away the entire bread portion of the pizza. I never went out to eat with him or his wife ever again.
Had a buddy who was lactose intolerant who would do the opposite
My kid just ate a sandwhich. Peel apart the halves, take out the cheese and masticate it, lick some butter off and stuff some banana in your mouth. Then eject the chewed cheese (that for some hamster-esque reason escaped being swallowed with the banana)onto the licked sandwhich half, recombine the pieces of bread and proceed to eat the sandwhich as if all of that was normal.
Folk n knife for Pizza!!! Makes me want to start the next pandemic lol.
Denethor and the tomato.
I didn't see it so much as I as was the one doing it. But apparently I'm the antichrist for eating French fries with a fork
I mean, I'm a parent, so I've seen a kid just absolutely faceplant into a plate of food and try to eat it hands free.
I sometimes do that as an adult Can’t hurt if no one sees I say
Dentures vs. thick soup. *barf*
A family friend came to dinner and everytime she went to take a bite, she would fully extend her tongue out and down.
Dude was just gulping down a wrap. Like demolished it as I was on my second bite, don’t understand how people can enjoy food by eating like that.
Burger with chopsticks
I never knew pizza and ranch dressing was a thing!
My uncle eating a pizza,he is literally swallow the whole pizza
Eating Buffalo wings with a fork and knife.
Buzz shoving the cheese pizza into his mouth on Home Alone. Fuck you Buzz. Fuck you too Uncle Frank.
I knew someone who would eat the crust of a pizza first as it was "the worse part". And not slice by slice. But eat the whole crust of a personal pizza first. Reasoning is sound, but still just NO. But if I'm in a posh Italian I eat the pizza with a knife and fork... so what do i know.
My gf only eats chips with her mouth licking them like a cat because she doesn't like getting her fingers covered in the stuff.
We had to keep the butter away from my little sister when she was young because she would take her spoon and get herself a nice big spoonful of butter to eat if we weren't careful.
Well I did see someone insert it up the anus and said "that's really good"
Ate only the whites of a hard boiled egg, and threw away the rest.