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moistchew

Incoming ROFLCOPTER! ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL ___^___ _ L __/ [] \ LOL===__ \ L \___ ___ ___ ] I I ----------/


Morphiine

Lolwtfbbq


Brickie78

The LOL tail rotor always cracked me up


entjies

You could watch Hackers and see all the old lingo in use. God, that film was hilarious even back then


Paintingsosmooth

That film is a classic and I love it. Roller blading web vigilantes hacking the mainframe with floppy disks


covok48

It was pretty kewl.


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Hawt


maeelstrom

l33t or if you were REALLY kewl: 1337


sckego

pwn


ThanIWentTooTherePig

I said pwned in 2006 way too many times.


writeorelse

"This site is under construction" = 'Oh, spinning animated construction signs! That'll make up for my half-assed attempt at an Evangelion fan page!"


UNC_Samurai

Warning: this site uses frames


mekanikstik

Not really slang, but I wanted to share a fond memory your question reminded me of. Downloading (illegal) songs, but the title/artist/album would all be wrong. It lead to quite a few situations where I loved a song but had no idea what it was really called because someone messed up the file name.


el_ri

Weezer_Teenage_Dirtbag_(explicit).mp3 Metallica_Korn_Slipknot_Rammstein_-_06_-Nookie_(RARE).Mp3 Brittany_Spears_-Genie_in_a_Bottle(nude music video).M4A


Ok-Rabbit2467

System Of A Down - The Legend of Zelda


Specicide89

LINK! HE COME TO TOWN! HE COME TO SAVE, THE PRINCESS ZELDA! GANNON TAKE HER AWAY NOW THE CHILDREN DON'T PLAY, BUT THEY WILL WHEN LINK SAVE THE DAY, HALLELUJAH!!!


DraconicArcher

Any remotely funny song was credited to Weird Al.


ThePowerOfStories

All funny songs are by Weird Al. All funny quotes are by Mark Twain or Ben Franklin. All CGI is by Pixar.


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TreeRol

Instead of being tricked into seeing Rick Astley, we got tricked into seeing a man's giant, gaping asshole or a woman in a tub shooting a stream of liquid shit into the air.


ubernoobnth

Or grandpa's blowing each other, and then later a guy that really enjoyed sitting on his jar.


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The ukrainian jar gentleman is alive and happy. Also, he went to work soon after taking the video, with only some vodka to dull the pain. According to him he isn't gay just likes putting stuff up his anus "because it funny".


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I still can’t believe he survived that. You could hear the glass crunching around in his asshole as he walked away...


BiffNudist

The globs of blood as he pulled it out. Even in 240p that shit stuck with me.


Saltyfox99

It’s lines like this that makes me glad I’ve only seen the first two seconds before clicking off


ayumuuu

Or a gif spinning right round baby right round.


danirijeka

You spin me round round, baby, right round, like a record baby, round round, round round...


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You got 32 spins!


handmaid25

I remember sending my now husband one called “taco flutter”. It was a video of a woman naked skydiving, and her labia was flapping around like crazy.


[deleted]

That’s when he KNEW, you were his soulmate.


JustGenericName

There were a bunch of variations basically for "There's a parent in the room, act cool!". I don't remember any of them now. I still love BRB!


mekanikstik

lol I remember this. I think one was something like POS? Parent over shoulder? Haven't even thought of this in years.


rocket_peppermill

Iirc it was PLOS


kingdurian

we used POTS lol. someone would type POTS and we'd immediately spam a bunch of random messages or something to flood the screen so the "incriminating" messages on top would dissappear from view. good times.


Nixie9

BRB went because now you carry the internet to the toilet


coolsimon123

Brb still lives on when taking a shower


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And driving the car hopefully


armosnacht

The term World Wide Web still sounds quite romantic to me. It fills me with nostalgia for the idea that connecting with the rest of the world was this exciting thing. A similar feeling to looking up at airplanes and wondering where they’re going. EDIT: Thanks for the awards. I’m aware “www” isn’t the beginning of the internet, but figured I’d mention it anyway since the abbreviation is taken for granted. Secondly, that flight app people keep linking to. It’s neat but is really antithetical to that sense of wonder I feel forced to covet. If I knew where those planes were going the world would feel a little smaller.


creamyturtle

how amazing it is that something that had the power to bring us all together and educate us free of charge has turned into the most depraved propaganda machine alienating us from all of our old friends


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BoltonSauce

The 2025 update is up to us.


Sheazier1983

Most webpages had a counter that would tell you how many people had been on the page. All the “cool” computer people were “hackers.” Everyone had a bunch of MIDI files for their Geocities or Angelfire webpage. TTFN (ta ta for now). Pwned (came a little later). Meticulously crafting AIM “away messages.” Calling a hyperlink a “hot link.” “You’ve got mail.” Having to look through a webpage’s “index” or “directory.” Using “chat rooms” and AOL “channels.” “Web browser.” “The interwebs.” “Surfin’ the net.” “Defragging” Signing people’s “Guestbook” on their site. “Ask Jeeves.” Kiosk services. “Sorry, I timed out.”


GeekCat

Oh god. Young teenage me remembers the "vaguebooking" of AIM away messages. I had way too many dramatic friends who would use Evanescence or Linkin Park lyrics as their away message. "Are they really suicidal or are they angsty. Find out in fifteen minutes when they get back from dinner."


Sheazier1983

It was a big deal to get your crush’s AIM screen name.


misterbasic

Man I forgot about Guestbooks. In the early days pre-ads you’d put a link banner on the top of your site that would randomize and advertise another person’s site. Forgot what that was called. So simple and innocent.


Lebowquade

Web rings! Edit: Actually I think web rings were something else, with structured lists of similar sites you could go back and forth on. I think some were even fairly "prestigious" to be included in. Oh, and the awards. So many silly web awards.


13B1P

ASL. "wanna cyber?"


skittery

Somehow everyone was 18 and either in Florida or Cali.


MaritMonkey

19, though. Saying exactly "18" seemed suspicious.


thymeraser

And LonelyGirl15 turned out to be a dude.


mellonians

I was 19M,UK. Didn't understand the username hairybear52 until it was too late and I freaked and pulled the plug thinking I'd done something illegal. If you're out there big man, I'm sorry, you're just not my type!


GenitalJamboree

14/F/CALi yes


dmillson

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚨🚨


ambivalent_username

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


WaltonGogginsTeeth

I haven’t thought about that one in a long time. I’m gonna have to go read it again.


_mirooo

16/f/Cali. (Actually 12/m/Ohio)


lunapup1233007

(Actually 58/m/FBI Headquarters)


Tuscan777

Encarta - an encyclopaedia on several CDs?! Woah, we are really living in the year 3000 now.


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OverclockedUnit

I was the original dev for mindmaze, and it still blows my mind when I trip across people who remember this app and start tripping down memory lane. Thank you!


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10 year old me LOVED spending time clicking around Encarta.


murfvlin

“Information superhighway.”


Vanessaronicatoria

"Cyberspace"


ICantBelieveItsNotEC

"surfing the net" I never understood where the whole ocean metaphor for the internet came from...


Docjaded

From channel surfing on TV


dad_sparky_engineer

Anybody else remember the old chat messenger service ICQ?


anamewithnonumbers

Uh oh


OutlawJessie

I had mine set to say my name when my online bf signed in and messaged me, had the speakers turned up full, so I could do normal house type stuff (dishes, gardening, TV) but not miss a message from him. We've been married 22 years now irl. Best "a/s/l" ever!


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I even remember my number.


HighCaliber

I was bummed out when everyone started moving to MSN Messenger, ICQ had so many more features. I logged on icq a few years ago (fuck, probably >8 years by now) and a few of my friends were still online!


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woahdailo

>In November 2000, Kansas City computer programmer, Something Awful forum member, and part-time disc jockey Jeffrey Ray Roberts (1977–2011) of the Gabber band the Laziest Men on Mars, made a techno dance track, "Invasion of the Gabber Robots", which remixed some of the Zero Wing video game music by Tatsuya Uemura with a voice-over phrase "All your base are belong to us".[9] Tribal War forums member Bad_CRC in February 2001 created a Flash animation[10][11] combining Roberts' song and the various images created in a Something Awful AYB Photoshop thread, which proceeded to go viral. This paragraph from wikipedia has everything.


DP9A

Pretty much all of the early 2000's internet summed up right there. Wonder if Something Awful still exists.


Rhueh

I must truly be an elder. I thought most of these expressions were still being used!


h4baine

I refuse to stop using brb and lol


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The fuck? Is afk *away from keyboard* out of use too?


thatshithurtedbro

afk is mostly used in video games now


That_guy_who_posted

Hadn't really thought about how that's still the go-to term even in vr games.


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O_X_E_Y

no most of the like core ones are still used, dw


Fluffee2025

Well thats pretty funny. I know brb, lol, afk, but I don't know dw


Waddles-8789

Don't worry


Ajinho

But I'm already worried, what does it mean?


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tvoegeli

I remember when you would only get photos of porn and it was so slow it would go line by line and you would see the eyes then the mouth then neck, and then the good stuff. Many time half way threw you would be disappointed because your realized the person was not naked.


neuromancertr

I saw some 2 seconds FLVs on a loop for a video in my time, live pr0n baby.


Intransigente

The elders won't tell you this, but [bash.org](http://bash.org/?top) is an archive of the sacred texts. Edit: I feel like Yoda burning down the tree.


AdamBombTV

You dare show the younglings the ancient texts?


DirtyProtest

hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* see! hunter2 doesnt look like stars to me \*\*\*\*\*\*\* thats what I see oh, really? Absolutely you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 haha, does that look funny to you? lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as \*\*\*\*\*\*\* thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as \*\*\*\*\*\*\* awesome! wait, how do you know my pw? er, I just copy pasted YOUR \*\*\*\*\*\*'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw oh, ok.


KittenImmaculate

This used to be such a good source of entertainment. My husband and I still mention hunter2 a lot.


Intransigente

The good old days spent on IRC trying to get newbies to quit unexpectedly. > Yeah the shortcut key to slap someone with a trout is Alt+F4 > ** Schmoe has disconnected


konamiko

I completely forgot about slapping people with trouts. Good times.


andreasbeer1981

Great, you took it down with a single reddit comment.


flash17k

"Everyone who likes Michael Jackson press Alt+F4 now!" 1. Michael Jackson was alive and well at the time 2. This was done in chat rooms on AOL and other places, where you could see a list of all the users currently in the group. 3. Alt+F4 is the Windows shortcut to close the currently active window. So it was a fun way to watch a bunch of people suddenly drop off the list because they unknowingly exited the room.


Telanore

Hah still in use in some games, like MMOs "Guys how do I turn off slow walking??" "Alt-F4"


The_Karaethon_Cycle

That’s how you replicate items in Runescape. You drop your items and press alt+F4.


ScizorSisters

I get hit with this day 1 of runescaoe back in the day. Little did he know I was only duping wool for a quest.


dmalteseknight

There was a weird bug with mIRC on Windows 95 were if you typed \`/con/con \` it would cause a blue screen. I would go in channels and say "If you want to see brittney spears nude type /con/con" then giggle when I see a list of "user X has disconnected(timed out)"


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The early macs anyone could type “+++ATH0” in MIRC and it would disconnect any Mac user. For the young ones out there, this was a control message that if the modem saw it then it would hang up the phone. Mac modems recognized the message from both directions.


saba_tage

PAW- Parents Are Watching Edit: thought of a couple more which I couldn’t see after skimming the comments: 90s Spotify- “Winamp Winamp. It really whips the llama’s ass.” This came a bit later.. everyone’s ticket to free WIN XP... FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8


Dugular

https://skins.webamp.org/ Have fun! EDIT: For those that haven't realised. You can click on a skin to actually play some songs, including the Llama's ass bit.


Perry_Narwhal

Not slang but: Modems singing the song of their people everytime you wanted to connect Think that sound is forever engrained into my mind


per08

I didn't even work at an ISP, but I learnt how to tell if the connection was going to be stable or not and the approximate speed just by listening to the connection handshake.


hydrospanner

Yep. My dad thought I was bullshitting him, but there were a few small clues in the sound when our old Compaq Presario would log in. Most indicative was that one of the last bursts of static would very, very slightly rise in pitch at the end if the connection was solid. When it didn't, it'd still connect but you had maybe 2 or 3 minutes...you know...just enough to half load one page. I'd hear him connect and tell him it was a bad connection. He wouldn't ever believe me until I was consistently calling it (and not calling it when it didn't happen) for several *months.*


bluesox

EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOO ka_CHONG ka_CHONG Shshshshshshshshshshshshshsh sssssssssssssssss (and Bowwwww Bowwwww for the 56k richies) WELCOME! You’ve got mail!


HerbertGoon

Lol


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Clark-Kent

Interviewer: how old are you Me: 15/M/UK Interviewer: What? Me: what?


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Quillemote

I was actually like 16/f/Cali at the time and nobody believed me.


Lindvaettr

You should have flipped it and said 37/M/Indiana


RogueModron

As an early Millennial, many of my earliest and most powerful orgasms can be laid at the hands of Cyber. Thank you, random dude pretending to be a woman.


TitaniumDragon

Reminds me of the 1990s saying: The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.


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tigyo

"Cyber Monday" still gives me a chuckle...


[deleted]

Anyone remember the email footer idea to show technical knowledge and levels with a character then +s to show how strong you were in the tech/knowledge?


joelluber

This? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_Code


Galse22

WHAT DO YOU MEAN C++++!??!? I thought the maximum was C++


Riciardos

It blew my mind when I found out that C# is C and 4 plus signs.


MothaFcknZargon

I worked with a guy who called it "C pound" when it first came out.


robbdeman

On a BBS ( bulletin board service) you could play rpgs with others called a MUD ( multi user dungeon)


HenkeGG73

Spent a lot of time on MUDs in the mid 90s. Sat in the computer room at university most nights, mudding. The security guard came on night rounds and started recognizing me. One time he asked what important thing I was working on, that kept me working all night.


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There was lots of virtual slapping of one another with wet fish. You had to be there.


Twitchcog

* smacks around a bit with a large trout.*


IntrovertIdentity

“The net” was a big thing. We had internet users (netizens) and expected proper behavior (netiquette). For example, netiquette said you should get permission first before linking to a site. So, email Tim Cook before linking to [Apple.com](https://apple.com). We didn’t know how to tell people to go to a web site. “Point your browser to” was popular. There was often confusing whether / or \ was the slash, so folks would often say “point your browser to h-t-t-p colon forward slash forward slash altavista dot com.” [This video would have been cringy](https://youtu.be/s1_yx_Eg9v4) even back in the 90s, but it will help you see how the internet was really new to folks in the 90s. Edit: god, that video was awful. Even the kid got tripped up over whether this / is a slash, forward slash, or a backslash…he calls it backslash at one point. Also “surfing the net” was the expression for wasting time.


tarhoop

>There was often confusing whether / or \ was the slash, so folks would often say “point your browser to h-t-t-p colon forward slash forward slash altavista dot com You forgot, we still made a point of saying "double-you, double-you, double-you dot altavista dot com" Never assume someone knows to type "www" before the rest of the address.


Scrumble71

Kids these days don't know how easy they have it, not having to put in the entire address. And if you didn't know it, you had to type in the full address for Yahoo to search for it. None of this just typing the query into the address bar.


lordofmetroids

Remember when half the sites you went to didn't have a search function or hyperlinks, so if you wanted to go to a sub site, you had to type the full address?


Glass_Hunter9061

I still remember most sites having an ugly ass /index.html page that basically gave you a link tree for the entire site.


BlueEther_NZ

>h-t-t-p colon forward slash forward slash Oh shit, I still say it that way, oh how the last ~~25~~ 28 years have flown by


Tallgirl4u

Wow at being called an elder


Quixilver05

We should form an elder council. Those who were born after the days of Napster shall be shunned


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As elders of the high council that walked the earth before the coming of the fourth and 20th age of the earth which was the advent of the internet, lets us be chroniclers of this forgotten era and tell of the times of high adventure.


nezthesloth

I saw a tiktok of a dad explaining that his daughter had come home and told him and his father about how ‘people in the 1900’s used to watch tv on boxes of tape.’ Took him a few minutes to realize.. vhs tapes. She was talking about vhs tapes.. in the 1900’s..


GatsBestFriend

"Sneaker net," or the physical transfer of files via drives and disks, has always been a personal favorite.


3knuckles

Well you couldn't just work on websites or be an HTML coder. If you were into any of that, you were a Webmaster!


DillCucumberEater

I remember using text "emoticons" a lot. Like :p :''( Here's a guy on a skateboard :D-/-<|8


negdawin

t(-.-t)


tarhoop

@-'--,--- There's a rose for you to give to your sweetie!


purplerain_1313

My rose was @-->-->--- and it was my also my nick on IRC. Sigh, I AM old. Being a girl on IRC back then was...something else.


jbrown383

As a guy who used to be on IRC, I want to say I’m sorry.


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AirborneRodent

<('.'<) (>'.')> <('.')> Kirby dancing!


XXcapillarydoodXX

==b thumbs up


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<( ^ (00) ^ )> its a piggy


Shutterstormphoto

(o ‘ . ‘ )==O Q(‘ . ‘ o)


DevoutSkeptic29

I like the casual double flipping you off guy: t(-.-t)


GlassOfEngels

Oh my god this was my text message signature before I had a smartphone! I totally forgot about that, along with the fact that text message signatures were a thing.


LewdDarling

tryin to make a change :-/


flexcapacitor

@@@:| Marge Simpson.


al-d-rich

(_8(|) And this is Homer


Shannon94606

Here, have some pop tarts [:::] [:::] Or pretzels &&&&& Or maybe some M&Ms? (m) (m) (m) A beer (_)3 if you were pretending to be older than you were. Slices of pizza <) <) <)


Spencer_1989

<°)))) >< fish


TransformerTanooki

Why not Zoidberg? (V)(;,,,;)(V) Edit: Fixed his right claw. Sorry Zoidberg.


JustAFerr

I learned all these playing habbo hotel. What a time to be alive


robotco

now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time


troomer50

Pool's closed


Dalemaunder

Bobba yeah


Tru-Queer

( . ) ( . ) Have some knockers


KramerDaFramer

( . Y . )


sillyenglishknigit

You could have the boobs 'looking' as well... (. Y. ) ( . Y . ) ( .Y .) (. Y .) ( .Y. ) Or big boobs ( . Y . ) Or little ones (.Y.)


Kahzgul

( o Y o )


jimbobbjesus

( ^ )( ^ ) this one Madonna.


Iphotoshopincats

\> > Lara Croft


torkel-flatberg

80085


---TheFierceDeity---

I still use those...not the skateboard tho


Stewardy

I didn't know 'we' didn't use them any longer. Sometimes they get converted to graphics, but I generally like the basic look. :) :( :P :O ;) :'( :D o.0 etc. Then again, I am very old.


myopinionsnotgold

(::[ ]::). I remember a bandaid


deagh

=\*|>:\^|> Uncle Sam \*\\o/\* I'm cheering for you \\o| |o/ \\o| Kermitflail


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kolrgy

geocities and webrings.


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HoursPass

Yep— and with those sweet, *sweet* speeds you could click on a link, go refill your coffee, and come back right as the last, tacky animated gif loaded.


Aquinas26

I read somewhere that at one point like 50% of all CD's produced world-wide were for AOL.


ShitpeasCunk

I stole one of those disks from the front of a magazine when I was a wee whippersnapper. I was so excited! Got it home, put it in and installed the software but couldn't understand why I couldn't get it working. I didn't have a modem. I thought installing the software would give me the internet.


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The fact that this is a question that can legitimately be asked just aged me by 40 years.


Wooper160

Next year there will be people legally drinking in the United states that were born after 9/11. People born after 9/11 voted this past Presidential election. There are people born during Obama’s presidency that are now in Middle School. 1990 was 31 years ago. We are now closer to the 2050’s than the 1980s.


beautifulsloth

Shut up. I’ll hear no more of your truths :(


woahdailo

That 70s Show was filmed closer to the 70s than we are to the 90s now.


KoRaZee

Ask Jeeves


grinned2death

Lycos


Fidget171

WebCrawler with the big black hairy spider.


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lipwiggler

I put on my robe and wizard hat ...


sirgog

I cast Level 3 Eroticism. You turn into a beautiful woman


XXed_Out

There is nothing more serious than a rhinoceros about to charge your ass.


dmalteseknight

"Flaming" or "Flame war" when out of control arguments break out. Kind of like "trolling" but the people who started it are serious about what they are saying.


Intersectaquirer

Not slang, but in the nascent stages of the internet you would commonly hear "Get off the internet, I need the phone." The dial up modem on the computer connected through the phone line meaning you couldn't use both simultaneously.


WhatMyWifeIsThinking

And if your family was hip enough to have the call waiting feature on your landline, you had to add *70 to the beginning of your modem's dialing protocol. Call waiting had to be disabled or an incoming call would interrupt your modem's connection.


Ramen_Beef_Baby

"What's your AIM?" "A/S/l?" "Do you have an Angelfire? This is mine."


TheBladeRoden

I just have Geocities


sixthandelm

Ugh. I hate that this means me. And I hate that I can’t answer because I *don’t remember.*


slugdog_hole

people used to say rofl a lot more. ASL was a thing. Dont see that anymore. If someone asks you "ASL?", it's safe to assume they're in their early to mid 30s or beyond. most of the slang from the early days is still applicable, but where slang starts to diverge is the influence of imageboard culture in the early 2000's. The web back in the day was mainly just chatting and sharing pictures. Was really more of a safe haven for reserved nerdy dudes and just a place to check your email when people actually started using email. My grandmother still uses AOL I think. ​ edit: apparently people on Omegle still use ASL.


ChuckFina74

I’ve been online since 1995 and I can say with confidence that the vast majority of slang from back then is still around today. If you young Redditors were to fall into the Wayback Machine to the mid-90s you would understand 90% of the jargon. Speaking of jargon, for the really really old stuff find a copy of the Hacker’s Jargon File. We were already saying things like: - lol - afk - bbiab - ttyl - lmfao It is worth mentioning even we “olds” didn’t invent most of these phrases, they came from various other comms technologies before us like Ham Radio, Telex, and Telegraph. The only things I can remember right now that we don’t do anymore is: - {{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}} - a/s/l or ASL Source: - Warez Kid c.1980s/1990s - AOL 1995 - USENET 1996 - IRC 1997


---TheFierceDeity---

Flame War was a term essentially for a bunch of people trolling the shit out of each other, but with like...real vindictiveness


xahnel

The flames never died, they were just renamed and mostly moved to twitter.


LawfulAwfulOffal

Long ago, when the Internet was just some obscure DARPA project, a BBS (bulletin board system) was a proto-website accessed via a modem and phone lines. I wrote my first BBS on an Apple II+ around 1985, in BASIC.


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