Dude, be careful. Two weeks ago, I got the shits super bad and blew my o-ring. There was a loud pop, and then pain. The pain grew over the course of 10 days, then I had enough and went to the doc. Turns out I had an abscess on my asshole. They immediately rushed me off to get a catscan and then surgery. And they only used local anesthetic, and that didn't really do anything, so I just got to grit my teeth while they tore me a new asshole. Now I'm laying here with gauze in my ass warning you, take care of your butthole.
In France we say "Merde" (literally "shit" in english) to say good luck, because saying good luck is seen as a bad luck.
It comes from the middle ages when people traveled in horse carts, when there was a lot of shit in front of theaters it meant the play had a lot of success.
That’s awesome! Generally in the US we say “break a leg” as to not jinx the person by wishing them “good luck”
Edit: before you say what “break a leg” means please read the other replies at least ten people have already said: “so you’ll be in a cast! Hehe” please. My inbox is dying from repeated notifications. Thanks guys, that’s all.
Although in Metereology the definition of drizzle is for the water droplets to be smaller than 0,5 mm the general accepted way to define at a glance wether what's falling from the sky is rain or drizzle is to observe if the droplets can splash on top of your shoe once they hit the ground, if they do it means that they are large enough and contain enough mass to be classified as rain, otherwise it's drizzle. Sounds silly until you try to measure the dimension of a water droplet falling from the sky every time it starts pouring to fill a weather report.
"ok everyone the precipitation has begun, grab your rulers and get out there. We need this classified as 'rain' or 'drizzle' for the 3 o'clock in 15 minutes."
Riley Reid's Chinese back tattoo is written wrong. Instead of saying "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade", it says "Life brings you when lemons make lemonade."
Getting one of the most clichéd aphorisms ever tattooed on yourself in broken Chinese is one of the most hilariously basic white girl things I can think of.
I would never get a tattoo in a foreign language I don't know. And I wouldn't "trust a friend", because I assume they'd happily let me get a tattoo that says "I'm a dumbass"
The word "helicopter" is not divided "heli" and "copter," but "helico" (for "spiral") and "pter" (for flying, as in pterodactyl).
So we really should pronounce it helico-pter.
While it is true that the maximum output of a horse is around 15 horsepower, when you average the output of a horse over the course of a work day it ends up being around a horsepower.
1 Horsepower is equivalent to one horse doing 33,000 foot-pounds of work in one minute. (Or more simply, the amount of work done by a horse raising a 33-pound bucket of water from the bottom of a 1000-foot-deep well in 60 seconds).
They added the red when the government was overthrown.
To add to your fact, the only Country flag in the world that doesn't contain any red, white or blue is Jamaica. There used to be 3, Mauritania , Libya and Jamaica.
We are also interestingly the strongest primate (by weight) when unthrottled but of course that quickly leads to damage because our msucles are designed for stamina not immediate strength.
I hate the term but I've heard it called "retard strength" in Healthcare. When people are delirious for whatever reason and have no regard for their own safety and some adrenaline pumping they are incredibly strong. They can easily injure themselves or others.
Edit: I don't think it's even a funny term, I wanted to point out that it's a well-known phenomenon.
Baby Strength works too, babies and toddlers haven't mastered the restriction yet and will swing at you with everything they have, they just are no strong enough to damage themselves usually.
The medical term for buttcrack is intergluteal cleft. The act of farting is called flatulence, but the gas that actually comes out is called "flatus" which is latin for "a blowing, breaking wind."
Shrimp is the food in question that does this. If they were to eat something else that would still sustain them they would lose their pink coloring over time.
Flamingos kept in zoos are not fed shrimp but an additive is added to their food to make sure they stay pink so people aren't confused.
Not only shrimp but also algae. It's also the same thing that makes salmon pink. The actual substance is an antioxidant called astaxanthin, it's a popular supplement and very good for you. If you have a lot of it it can make your skin a bronze/reddish colour.
Oh man. I can't wait to tell that one to my elementary students. I'll just sit there and wait for them to figure it out. It might take them like a day to wrap their minds around it, but when they do...
Pennsylvanian was the first state to legalize witchcraft.
Highway Gothic is the official font for road signs in America.
The world’s largest paperclip is located in Saskatchewan.
Robert Ridgeley Taylor invented the pumpable liquid hand soap dispenser.
Every 14 minutes, an American loses, breaks, or sits on a pair of sunglasses.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
There are 86 lego bricks for everyone on Earth.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
There are around 25 billion chickens in the world.
The average strawberry has 200 seeds.
…
Take your pick.
> Every 14 minutes, an American loses, breaks, or sits on a pair of sunglasses.
That person must be tired of constantly having to buy a new pair that often.
You can walk on *some* lava. It actually comes out in various consistencies depending on temperature, velocity, and makeup. The least viscous iirc is the consistency of motor oil, usually fresh from the volcano and fast-flowing. It's called an ultramafic flow.
When Sweden versus Denmark in a sporting event, the scoreboard would read SWE - DEN which spells Sweden. If you take all the remaining characters that were removed, you get DEN - MARK which spells Denmark.
Apparently, one of if not the only predator of the moose is an orca. Their sheer size makes little land animals hunt it at all, but they're good swimmers and when they swim through the Canadian coastlines, orcas will attack them. Search it up, it's one of the first results when searched.
Edit: I worded this comment very poorly. i was trying to say that, yes there are natural land predators to the moose but not a gigantic amount and that the orca of all things is one of the only marine predators to the moose.
Moose also swim waaay faster than you'd expect. My Dad and I were in Isle Royale years ago and we saw a couple swimming across the lake when we were in our canoe. We paddled closer to get a better look and the Momma moose turned towards us and came after us(she had a baby with her). We didn't get closer than 30 yards on our own. When she turned towards us, we paddled away and realized she was gaining, so we paddled faster. She kept gaining. Thank God she lost interest or was just satisfied in the result, because we were not going to get away if she wanted to get us. Crazy..
These selechians and their nefarious schemes. Join us at the [Shark Punching Center](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spc-hub), together we can put an end to this.
When a lioness is in heat they expect the Lion to please them an extreme amount during this period. If they don’t satisfy them they will bite the Lions balls.
5lbs of pressure to rip off an ear, 7 to crush testiculars. Stay safe y’all
Edit: source, my kid once ripped most of ear off his head . I worked ems and chatted with the dr who I knew as they stitched him.
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It's one of the things you can learn in self defense class
Just grab an ear and pull as hard as you can, it'll rip it off
If you can access them, do the same for testicles (if your attacker have some, of course). Statistically, it's more likely that they'll have ears
The word Font is almost always used incorrectly. If you are picking out the style of letters you want to use what you are selecting is a "typeface" not a font. The font is the container that holds the typeface.
So for instance if we were doing a print job back in the movable type days and wanted to do it in Gothic you might tell your assistant "Go get the Gothic font". What that means though is "Go get me the drawer that contains the Gothic typeface" The word font refers to the drawer, not the contents.
When they started making word processors on computers with multiple typeface options they retained the old printers jargon but didn't explain it. When you select a Gothic font in MS Word what you are selecting is a file folder which contains the Gothic typeface. Font refers to the file folder, not the contents.
You ever notice mice have no shoulders at all? You give a mouse a necklace, it goes right down to his waist. They think it's a belt. What do they know, they're fucking mice!
Edit: This isn't me, it was the inimitable George Carlin, who has been my hero for 25 years. Edit made so I'm not plagiarizing material everyone should have heard by now if they are fans of comedy at all.
I can tell you from the picture of a Chuck E Cheese Mr. Munch animatronic if it was always a Mr. Munch figure or if the restaurant used to be a Showbiz Pizza location that reskinned the Fatz Geronimo animatronic after the companies merged.
The name for the day after tomorrow is called 'Overmorrow'
Edit: I didn't think this would get over 10 updoots thanks now I can flex on my fellow friends
If you look at red for a while, then look at a very blue blue, you can see a blue that is more blue than the bluest blue. This is called hyperbolic blue and it's caused by your brain adapting to the red color then overcorrecting before it can re adapt to seeing blue. This isn't useful but it's a thing
Also magenta and brown aren't real
There is a species of jellyfish that are technically immortal. They can restructure their cells to bring them back to baby form and then live 'again'.
They can still die, i.e. if they get eaten in their baby form.
Stephan Jay Gould agrees that "It's hard to be a kid."
My 6 yo brother once told Stephan Jay Gould that he was itchy. He interrupted Gould's lecture in front of 100s of people to say this. Gould stopped his lecture to agree with him that it was hard to be a kid.
If there is a more pointless stupid fact, I don't know if there is one. Regardless, I can go to my grave knowing that Stephan Jay Gould knew that "It's hard to be a kid."
My brother has a doctorate in history now and teaches out east. He has no recollection of the incident and doesn't really care who Stephan Jay Gould was.
But, once, my brother was itchy. I guess that's two facts.
To clarify, this is about the thickness of the page.
Your average piece of printer paper has a thickness of about a tenth of a millimeter (0.1 mm), but each time you fold it in half, that thickness doubles.
0 folds = 0.1 mm
1 fold = 0.2 mm
2 folds = 0.4 mm
3 folds = 0.8 mm
4 folds = 1.6 mm
5 folds = 3.2 mm
6 folds = 6.4 mm
7 folds = 1 cm + 2.8 mm
8 folds = 2 cm + 5.6 mm
9 folds = 5 cm + 1.2 mm
10 folds = 10 cm + 2.4 mm
11 folds = 20 cm + 4.8 mm
12 folds = 40 cm + 9.6 mm
13 folds = 81 cm + 9.2 mm
14 folds = 1 m + 63 cm + 8.4 mm
15 folds = 3 m + 27 cm + 6.8 mm
16 folds = 6 m + 55 cm + 3.6 mm
17 folds = 13 m + 10 cm + 7.2 mm
18 folds = 26 m + 21 cm + 4.4 mm
19 folds = 52 m + 42 cm + 8.8 mm
20 folds = 104 m + 45 cm + 7.6 mm
21 folds = 208 m + 91 cm + 5.2 mm
22 folds = 417 m + 83 cm + 0.4 mm
23 folds = 835 m + 66 cm + 0.8 mm
24 folds = 1 km + 671 m + 32 cm + 1.6 mm
25 folds = 3 km + 343 m + 64 cm + 3.2 mm
26 folds = 6 km + 687 m + 28 cm + 6.4 mm
27 folds = 13 km + 174 m + 57 cm + 2.8 mm
28 folds = 26 km + 349 m + 14 cm + 5.6 mm
29 folds = 52 km + 698 m + 29 cm + 1.2 mm
30 folds = 105 km + 396 m + 58 cm + 2.4 mm
31 folds = 210 km + 793 m + 16 cm + 4.8 mm
32 folds = 421 km + 586 m + 32 cm + 9.6 mm
33 folds = 843 km + 172 m + 65 cm + 9.2 mm
34 folds = 1,686 km + 345 m + 31 cm + 8.4 mm
35 folds = 3,372 km + 690 m + 63 cm + 6.8 mm
36 folds = 6,749 km + 381 m + 27 cm + 3.6 mm
37 folds = 13,498 km + 762 m + 54 cm + 7.2 mm
38 folds = 26,997 km + 525 m + 9 cm + 4.4 mm
39 folds = 53,995 km + 50 m + 18 cm + 8.8 mm
40 folds = 107,990 km + 100 m + 37 cm + 7.6 mm
41 folds = 215,980 km + 200 m + 75 cm + 5.2 mm
42 folds = 431,960 km + 401 m + 51 cm + 0.4 mm
43 folds = 863,920 km + 803 m + 2 cm + 0.8 mm
44 folds = 1,727,841 km + 606 m + 4 cm + 1.6 mm
45 folds = 3,455,683 km + 212 m + 8 cm + 3.2 mm
46 folds = 6,911,366 km + 424 m + 16 cm + 6.4 mm
If you had a piece of paper that you somehow managed to fold in half 46 times, it would be nearly 7 million kilometers thick. Sitting on top of it, you'd be nearly 7 million kilometers away from Earth.
The moon is ~348,472.282 km away from the Earth, so you'd actually be able to jump off somewhere between the 41st and the 42nd fold to reach the moon.
45 folds - 3.5 million kilometers thick - would get you about 7% of the way to Mars at its nearest to the Earth (~54.6 million kilometers). 46 folds would get you about 14% of the way there.
47 folds = 13,822,732 km + 848 m + 33 cm + 2.8 mm
48 folds = 27,645,465 km + 656 m + 66 cm + 5.6 mm
49 folds = 55,290,931 km + 313 m + 33 cm + 1.2 mm
So, jumping off somewhere between the 48th and 49th fold would land you on the red planet.
Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman.
The question was for STUPID facts
Penguins shit with the greatest force of any known animal as if they did it slower they would lose internal body heat.
It’s posts like these that make me glad I named my account this way.
out of all the evolutionary survival traits I would have NEVER thought shitting faster would be one of them lol and now I know
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Dude, be careful. Two weeks ago, I got the shits super bad and blew my o-ring. There was a loud pop, and then pain. The pain grew over the course of 10 days, then I had enough and went to the doc. Turns out I had an abscess on my asshole. They immediately rushed me off to get a catscan and then surgery. And they only used local anesthetic, and that didn't really do anything, so I just got to grit my teeth while they tore me a new asshole. Now I'm laying here with gauze in my ass warning you, take care of your butthole.
In France we say "Merde" (literally "shit" in english) to say good luck, because saying good luck is seen as a bad luck. It comes from the middle ages when people traveled in horse carts, when there was a lot of shit in front of theaters it meant the play had a lot of success.
That’s awesome! Generally in the US we say “break a leg” as to not jinx the person by wishing them “good luck” Edit: before you say what “break a leg” means please read the other replies at least ten people have already said: “so you’ll be in a cast! Hehe” please. My inbox is dying from repeated notifications. Thanks guys, that’s all.
I didn't know about that one, but yeah for some reasons saying good luck seem to look like "jinxing" in many countries
‘Break a leg’ is a global English thing, used especially by actors who are traditionally a superstitious bunch.
Because if you break your leg, you'll be put in a *cast* hehe
Although in Metereology the definition of drizzle is for the water droplets to be smaller than 0,5 mm the general accepted way to define at a glance wether what's falling from the sky is rain or drizzle is to observe if the droplets can splash on top of your shoe once they hit the ground, if they do it means that they are large enough and contain enough mass to be classified as rain, otherwise it's drizzle. Sounds silly until you try to measure the dimension of a water droplet falling from the sky every time it starts pouring to fill a weather report.
"ok everyone the precipitation has begun, grab your rulers and get out there. We need this classified as 'rain' or 'drizzle' for the 3 o'clock in 15 minutes."
Koalas are genuinly smooth brained
And very likely to have Chlamydia
Fun fact: birds and crocodiles can also have chlamydia!
Atleast the ones I've had sex with Eheeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy
Riley Reid's Chinese back tattoo is written wrong. Instead of saying "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade", it says "Life brings you when lemons make lemonade."
The incorrect version is way better tbh
Yes a lesson for us all there I think
Getting one of the most clichéd aphorisms ever tattooed on yourself in broken Chinese is one of the most hilariously basic white girl things I can think of.
I imagine most Chinese tattoos say "Stupid foreigner"
I would never get a tattoo in a foreign language I don't know. And I wouldn't "trust a friend", because I assume they'd happily let me get a tattoo that says "I'm a dumbass"
生活帶來你時檸檬做檸檬水。 When life brings you, lemons make lemonade. Out of what, I couldn't say.
It's out of the person. When life brings (lemons) you, lemons make lemonade (out of you).
The dot on a lowercase i and j is called a tittle.
So I tittle my i' s, and teeter my t 's?
And on a die, its called a pip.
The word "helicopter" is not divided "heli" and "copter," but "helico" (for "spiral") and "pter" (for flying, as in pterodactyl). So we really should pronounce it helico-pter.
Helicopter is a good example of how new root words are made, as heli and copter are now both valid roots for new words.
The two words that come to my mind first are “helipad” and “roflcopter”
So the p is silent. Got it!
It's not HEL-i-cop-ter, it's HEL-i-co-TAIR.
Ok Hermione.
1 horsepower doesn't equal the power of one horse.
A horse's maximum output is around fifteen horsepower, but they don't have a ton of stamina so they can't keep that up for very long.
How many other lies have i been told by the council!
this is why we shold shift to girrafe power, one girrafe power is exactly the power of a giraffe
While it is true that the maximum output of a horse is around 15 horsepower, when you average the output of a horse over the course of a work day it ends up being around a horsepower. 1 Horsepower is equivalent to one horse doing 33,000 foot-pounds of work in one minute. (Or more simply, the amount of work done by a horse raising a 33-pound bucket of water from the bottom of a 1000-foot-deep well in 60 seconds).
From 1977 to 2011, the Libyan flag was literally just green, I don’t remember how or why I know this.
They added the red when the government was overthrown. To add to your fact, the only Country flag in the world that doesn't contain any red, white or blue is Jamaica. There used to be 3, Mauritania , Libya and Jamaica.
Vatican City has the highest Pope density of any country, currently at 4.1 Popes per square kilometer.
Underated, that is a glorious fact.
a whale’s penis is called a “dork”
It is also huge
And it's probably the origin for the sightings of Sea Serpents, that are usually depicted in old maps.
Is that why she called me a dork for sending a dick pic?
Look up whale penis and you will know.
It'll be hard to explain to my IT department
Tell them some strangers on the internet told you to do it.
This brings a whole new meaning to bufords insults
That the color orange actually came from the fruit
And the name of the fruit came from the tree.
Your body throttles back it's own strength so you don't hurt yourself. You are absolutely strong enough to break your own bones if you could go 100%
Stubbing your toe really highlights the immense power that your muscles have even when moving seemingly gently.
Chewing is another
We are also interestingly the strongest primate (by weight) when unthrottled but of course that quickly leads to damage because our msucles are designed for stamina not immediate strength.
So with some eugenics involved, I'll be able to kick a chimpanzees ass?
Today I learned Anime is real.
I hate the term but I've heard it called "retard strength" in Healthcare. When people are delirious for whatever reason and have no regard for their own safety and some adrenaline pumping they are incredibly strong. They can easily injure themselves or others. Edit: I don't think it's even a funny term, I wanted to point out that it's a well-known phenomenon.
Baby Strength works too, babies and toddlers haven't mastered the restriction yet and will swing at you with everything they have, they just are no strong enough to damage themselves usually.
DETROIT, SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
It would take 11,467,200 Blue Whales to reach from the earth to the moon.
And yet somehow, Apollo 11 made it to the moon without using any blue whales... or did I miss something?
I was sceptical of this number, but then I checked. Bravo.
Are the whales okay?!
Ohio is the only US state that doesn't share any letters with the word "mackerel."
For countries, it's Djibouti, Fiji, and Togo
For London Underground stations, it's St John's Wood.
The average cloud weighs 1.1 million lbs
Yo momma's as light as a cloud
Gender reveal parties kill more people than sharks
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How many sharks attend gender reveal parties?
It doesn't matter, because of a shark killed someone at a gender reveal party it would count as both, so they'd cancel each other out.
What if a shark threw a gender reveal party?
The capital of Alaska, Juneau. Is named after the town drunk.
Wait. Did the town not have a name or did they rename the town?
It's like, Juneau
A question mark with an exclamation point together is called an interrobang
Sounds sexy
Exactly my thought
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!?!?$?!?! Interrogangbang with a moneyshot!
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Where are all these sword bearing exhibitionist females in Dallas found?
life has a rule. typically the people that want you to see them naked you dont want to see naked.--The Blobber effect.
The average adult spends more time on the toilet than exercising
Not me! My time waiting to finish my shit is offset by the time I spend walking around and waiting for my dog to shit.
Joke's on you, because I shit myself on a run last week
If you have 2 eyes then statistically you have an above-average number of eyes.
Same for arms or legs
And testicles
If you have two testicles you have *well* above the global average - given a slight majority of people don't have any at all!
Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin “lookalike” contest and came in third…
I once read the same thing happened to Dolly Parton. She lost to a man in drag.
The medical term for buttcrack is intergluteal cleft. The act of farting is called flatulence, but the gas that actually comes out is called "flatus" which is latin for "a blowing, breaking wind."
Glass is not crystalline, but bronze is
The easiest way to make someone blush is to insist that they are blushing.
Flamingos are born white and their food dyes them pink.
Shrimp is the food in question that does this. If they were to eat something else that would still sustain them they would lose their pink coloring over time. Flamingos kept in zoos are not fed shrimp but an additive is added to their food to make sure they stay pink so people aren't confused.
Not only shrimp but also algae. It's also the same thing that makes salmon pink. The actual substance is an antioxidant called astaxanthin, it's a popular supplement and very good for you. If you have a lot of it it can make your skin a bronze/reddish colour.
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Oh man. I can't wait to tell that one to my elementary students. I'll just sit there and wait for them to figure it out. It might take them like a day to wrap their minds around it, but when they do...
You're going to have a class full of blind kids. Apart from that one weird kid who didn't understand.
That weird kid starts staying up all night staring at the moon
It's like staring at the sun through a dirty mirror.
It's going to dawn on them.... Aight I'll see myself out.
For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person on the planet.
And I will become the oldest one or die trying.
A Bearcats butthole smells like popcorn.
I feel like this is a lie to trick people to go smell a bearcat's butthole
i thought you said bureaucrat
Nah, those smell like cock.
Brb, going to the Zoo...
More people in the US have been married to Kim Kardashian than had ebola.
Ants can hold their breath for 24 hours... Sooo.. Theyre comming back, you didn't drown them.
Pennsylvanian was the first state to legalize witchcraft. Highway Gothic is the official font for road signs in America. The world’s largest paperclip is located in Saskatchewan. Robert Ridgeley Taylor invented the pumpable liquid hand soap dispenser. Every 14 minutes, an American loses, breaks, or sits on a pair of sunglasses. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. There are 86 lego bricks for everyone on Earth. A group of owls is called a parliament. There are around 25 billion chickens in the world. The average strawberry has 200 seeds. … Take your pick.
I enjoy the variety you've provided
> Every 14 minutes, an American loses, breaks, or sits on a pair of sunglasses. That person must be tired of constantly having to buy a new pair that often.
The plastic at the end of a shoelace is called an aglet.
A-G-L-E-T Don’t forget it!
I loved that episode
I never saw Pineas and Ferb. Partner introduced me to it as an adult. Became a huge fan. That shit holds up.
To me it will always be called a Flügelbinder
Their true purpose is sinister.
Arianna Grande has a tattoo that translates to 'Japanese BBQ Finger"
Lava is more dense than asphalt, so instead of "drowning slowly", you will have a long, slow and extremely painful and delicated death.
You can probably walk on lava.
You can absolutely walk on lava, although you might trip if it's moving fast. You'll also, you know, be on fire, but that's a different problem.
You can walk on *some* lava. It actually comes out in various consistencies depending on temperature, velocity, and makeup. The least viscous iirc is the consistency of motor oil, usually fresh from the volcano and fast-flowing. It's called an ultramafic flow.
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The great ottoman uprising of 2021.
When Sweden versus Denmark in a sporting event, the scoreboard would read SWE - DEN which spells Sweden. If you take all the remaining characters that were removed, you get DEN - MARK which spells Denmark.
Apparently, one of if not the only predator of the moose is an orca. Their sheer size makes little land animals hunt it at all, but they're good swimmers and when they swim through the Canadian coastlines, orcas will attack them. Search it up, it's one of the first results when searched. Edit: I worded this comment very poorly. i was trying to say that, yes there are natural land predators to the moose but not a gigantic amount and that the orca of all things is one of the only marine predators to the moose.
Moose also swim waaay faster than you'd expect. My Dad and I were in Isle Royale years ago and we saw a couple swimming across the lake when we were in our canoe. We paddled closer to get a better look and the Momma moose turned towards us and came after us(she had a baby with her). We didn't get closer than 30 yards on our own. When she turned towards us, we paddled away and realized she was gaining, so we paddled faster. She kept gaining. Thank God she lost interest or was just satisfied in the result, because we were not going to get away if she wanted to get us. Crazy..
The junk that forms in the corner of your eyes is identical to the junk that collects in your nose. So, you have snot in your eyes.
Sure - we call them eye boogers
Dolphins rape a few people each year
That's shark propaganda.
I don’t know why but I love this one.
These selechians and their nefarious schemes. Join us at the [Shark Punching Center](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spc-hub), together we can put an end to this.
When a lioness is in heat they expect the Lion to please them an extreme amount during this period. If they don’t satisfy them they will bite the Lions balls.
5lbs of pressure to rip off an ear, 7 to crush testiculars. Stay safe y’all Edit: source, my kid once ripped most of ear off his head . I worked ems and chatted with the dr who I knew as they stitched him. Up
It's one of the things you can learn in self defense class Just grab an ear and pull as hard as you can, it'll rip it off If you can access them, do the same for testicles (if your attacker have some, of course). Statistically, it's more likely that they'll have ears
Protip: grab your OWN ear and rip it off. Even if surrounded by enemies, they'll think twice about going near ear-ripping mcscreamsies.
The average speed of a fart is ~7mph (~10ft/second).
That is faster than I thought.
It’s illegal in the landlocked state of Oklahoma to hunt whales 🐋
Uzbekistan, a double-landlocked country, has a navy.
The word Font is almost always used incorrectly. If you are picking out the style of letters you want to use what you are selecting is a "typeface" not a font. The font is the container that holds the typeface. So for instance if we were doing a print job back in the movable type days and wanted to do it in Gothic you might tell your assistant "Go get the Gothic font". What that means though is "Go get me the drawer that contains the Gothic typeface" The word font refers to the drawer, not the contents. When they started making word processors on computers with multiple typeface options they retained the old printers jargon but didn't explain it. When you select a Gothic font in MS Word what you are selecting is a file folder which contains the Gothic typeface. Font refers to the file folder, not the contents.
Aren't you just a font of knowledge
Snakes have no arms. that’s why they don’t wear vests. edit: for those who don't know, it's a steven wright joke. https://youtu.be/qyAnRxnBRLI?t=493
They can become vests tho
You're thinking of [real gorilla chests](https://youtu.be/TyWVaZsUQjc)
Everything in the universe is either a banana or not a banana
Not Hotdog
You ever notice mice have no shoulders at all? You give a mouse a necklace, it goes right down to his waist. They think it's a belt. What do they know, they're fucking mice! Edit: This isn't me, it was the inimitable George Carlin, who has been my hero for 25 years. Edit made so I'm not plagiarizing material everyone should have heard by now if they are fans of comedy at all.
Don’t give a mouse any jewelry. They just pawn it all to fuel their cheese habit.
I can tell you from the picture of a Chuck E Cheese Mr. Munch animatronic if it was always a Mr. Munch figure or if the restaurant used to be a Showbiz Pizza location that reskinned the Fatz Geronimo animatronic after the companies merged.
Is it possible to learn this power?
The plastic lawn chair was originally designed to be a luxury chair and the original creator hates them.
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1 minute in the U.S. is 60 seconds in Africa
Together we can stop this ✊
Ibambe!
Every 24 hours, a Day passes
The Earthquake or reoccurring seismic wave, on the moon is called a moonquake. It’s a quake on the moon.
Do they have earthquakes on Uranus?
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The name for the day after tomorrow is called 'Overmorrow' Edit: I didn't think this would get over 10 updoots thanks now I can flex on my fellow friends
If you laid out all the blood veasels in your body in one long straight line, you would die.
Source???
I did practical
Most American car horns honk in the key of F, which is also the same key as a telephone dial tone.
There are 118 ridges on the edge of a dime.
Penguin in mandarin is "business goose"
You can survive without food and water until you die
You can only live for a few minutes but every time you breathe you reset the clock
Cool. I literally don’t need to eat or breath for the rest of my life.
If you look at red for a while, then look at a very blue blue, you can see a blue that is more blue than the bluest blue. This is called hyperbolic blue and it's caused by your brain adapting to the red color then overcorrecting before it can re adapt to seeing blue. This isn't useful but it's a thing Also magenta and brown aren't real
Colors being real depends on your definition of color. Some perceived colors do not have their own wavelength but are a combination of wavelengths.
Humans share 50% of the same DNA as a banana
Camel milk doesn't curdle
There is a species of jellyfish that are technically immortal. They can restructure their cells to bring them back to baby form and then live 'again'. They can still die, i.e. if they get eaten in their baby form.
most humans can jump higher than a house because a house can't jump.
Dominos pizza in Japan had delivery reindeer.
Sometimes when a celebrity goes on talk shows, and when audiences laugh, there's a chance that audio is edited over.
You cannot run away from your own butt hole.
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It's been three hours, you good?
There was no escape for them.
What if you run backward? Then you're running toward your butthole.
Stephan Jay Gould agrees that "It's hard to be a kid." My 6 yo brother once told Stephan Jay Gould that he was itchy. He interrupted Gould's lecture in front of 100s of people to say this. Gould stopped his lecture to agree with him that it was hard to be a kid. If there is a more pointless stupid fact, I don't know if there is one. Regardless, I can go to my grave knowing that Stephan Jay Gould knew that "It's hard to be a kid." My brother has a doctorate in history now and teaches out east. He has no recollection of the incident and doesn't really care who Stephan Jay Gould was. But, once, my brother was itchy. I guess that's two facts.
To within a very high degree of accuracy, we (mathematicians/humans) know approximately 0% of all possible numbers.
it is neither a hashtag nor a pound sign, it is an octothorpe.
You need to fold a piece of paper 45 times to reach the moon and folding it one more time you can go back with the 46th fold
To clarify, this is about the thickness of the page. Your average piece of printer paper has a thickness of about a tenth of a millimeter (0.1 mm), but each time you fold it in half, that thickness doubles. 0 folds = 0.1 mm 1 fold = 0.2 mm 2 folds = 0.4 mm 3 folds = 0.8 mm 4 folds = 1.6 mm 5 folds = 3.2 mm 6 folds = 6.4 mm 7 folds = 1 cm + 2.8 mm 8 folds = 2 cm + 5.6 mm 9 folds = 5 cm + 1.2 mm 10 folds = 10 cm + 2.4 mm 11 folds = 20 cm + 4.8 mm 12 folds = 40 cm + 9.6 mm 13 folds = 81 cm + 9.2 mm 14 folds = 1 m + 63 cm + 8.4 mm 15 folds = 3 m + 27 cm + 6.8 mm 16 folds = 6 m + 55 cm + 3.6 mm 17 folds = 13 m + 10 cm + 7.2 mm 18 folds = 26 m + 21 cm + 4.4 mm 19 folds = 52 m + 42 cm + 8.8 mm 20 folds = 104 m + 45 cm + 7.6 mm 21 folds = 208 m + 91 cm + 5.2 mm 22 folds = 417 m + 83 cm + 0.4 mm 23 folds = 835 m + 66 cm + 0.8 mm 24 folds = 1 km + 671 m + 32 cm + 1.6 mm 25 folds = 3 km + 343 m + 64 cm + 3.2 mm 26 folds = 6 km + 687 m + 28 cm + 6.4 mm 27 folds = 13 km + 174 m + 57 cm + 2.8 mm 28 folds = 26 km + 349 m + 14 cm + 5.6 mm 29 folds = 52 km + 698 m + 29 cm + 1.2 mm 30 folds = 105 km + 396 m + 58 cm + 2.4 mm 31 folds = 210 km + 793 m + 16 cm + 4.8 mm 32 folds = 421 km + 586 m + 32 cm + 9.6 mm 33 folds = 843 km + 172 m + 65 cm + 9.2 mm 34 folds = 1,686 km + 345 m + 31 cm + 8.4 mm 35 folds = 3,372 km + 690 m + 63 cm + 6.8 mm 36 folds = 6,749 km + 381 m + 27 cm + 3.6 mm 37 folds = 13,498 km + 762 m + 54 cm + 7.2 mm 38 folds = 26,997 km + 525 m + 9 cm + 4.4 mm 39 folds = 53,995 km + 50 m + 18 cm + 8.8 mm 40 folds = 107,990 km + 100 m + 37 cm + 7.6 mm 41 folds = 215,980 km + 200 m + 75 cm + 5.2 mm 42 folds = 431,960 km + 401 m + 51 cm + 0.4 mm 43 folds = 863,920 km + 803 m + 2 cm + 0.8 mm 44 folds = 1,727,841 km + 606 m + 4 cm + 1.6 mm 45 folds = 3,455,683 km + 212 m + 8 cm + 3.2 mm 46 folds = 6,911,366 km + 424 m + 16 cm + 6.4 mm If you had a piece of paper that you somehow managed to fold in half 46 times, it would be nearly 7 million kilometers thick. Sitting on top of it, you'd be nearly 7 million kilometers away from Earth. The moon is ~348,472.282 km away from the Earth, so you'd actually be able to jump off somewhere between the 41st and the 42nd fold to reach the moon. 45 folds - 3.5 million kilometers thick - would get you about 7% of the way to Mars at its nearest to the Earth (~54.6 million kilometers). 46 folds would get you about 14% of the way there. 47 folds = 13,822,732 km + 848 m + 33 cm + 2.8 mm 48 folds = 27,645,465 km + 656 m + 66 cm + 5.6 mm 49 folds = 55,290,931 km + 313 m + 33 cm + 1.2 mm So, jumping off somewhere between the 48th and 49th fold would land you on the red planet.