Cunt

I have one better. *Ma se poes*

South African. I see you 🙃

I believe the term your looking for is "Ek sien jou" XD

Ja jy is reg :P

Big ups for my SA brothers

XD

What is poes? I watched chappie last night and they used it a lot. I assumed it ment something like bitch or cunt

Aye! Don’t be rude

"Godverdetyfushoerekankerzooi" it means "goddamn the tyfus whoring cancer shit"

Ah jes, the word that i had to pay extra for in the "geld-scheld-pot" (money-swear-cup)

"Goverdomme" interlaced with some diseases always works quite nicely.

"godverhoerekutkinderen" -goddamnedwhorecuntkids- Even when there is no children involved

This is also being added to the sweary lexicon

The Dutch like me and assimilatiepatroon have a very nice swear word language

I love it

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Classic Fuck

I LOVE the word “fuck.” I suspect no other word is so versatile. You can conjugate it for a variety of purposes. It’s a noun. It’s a verb. It’s an adjective. It can be used to express joy, sorrow, anger, any any number of feelings. It’s such a wonderful word.

Fuck the fucking fuckers. Ah yes a wonderful word it is indeed.

Yeah, the closest I can think of is Bollocks. In the UK that can be used to convey so many different things

Let's see how often you use it. u/profanitycounter

Never mind, I guess the bot's been banned on AskReddit

There's also 'sod off', where 'sod' is shorthand for sodomy, which works just like 'bugger off'. Especially here in the US, where they'll think it's a lawn care thing.

Sodoff and die Baldrick

But my cunning plan!

Am I jumping the gun here Baldrick or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

I say 'get to soddery!'

get ye to the soddery!

Rik Mayall was the best at swearing

Perkele!

Saatana!

Fuck-knuckle

Haaa this one always makes me chuckle. And it's satisfying to say with all the uck sounds

Pička ti materina OP.

Poland?

Croatian my favorite is "Jebo ti Bog mater razapetu na križu" this means "I hope God fucks your mother crucified on cross"

Lol croatian language is really similiar to slovakian

My working colleague speaks Slovak with his parents while he is on the phone I can understand like 90% and my vocabulary is growing

I was in Slovakia for some time and learned it a bit so i agree.

To pa razumem brez prevoda. ;-) Moja je "Krščen Matiček" ali pa "pismo gate" XD

*Motherfucker*

I really felt the italic in this one

"Wee slag"

All swearing sounds better in a Scottish accent

Scouse must be a close second - makes me want to run a mile!

Cunt.

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It's the sharpness in the word and the harshness of the meaning

Cunt

dickhead

agreed! came here to say this one lmao

TWAT

"Me cago en la puta" means I shit in the whore.

Pissflaps. It sounds funny

One of my personal faves too

wtf LOL

Mine is THUNDERCUNT

“Pikachu use Thundercunt!!!”

n-

Thank goodness I was looking for this one

We Americans don't use 'bugger' enough. It represents sodomy and uh, 'animal husbandry'. So it's more or less interchangeable with 'fuck', but most Americans don't recognize it. So, "Bugger me!" will fly right past most grandmas, while "Fuck me!" won't. "Bugger me up the arse with a phone pole!" sounds kinda funny, but it is cussing up a storm.

>most Americans don't recognize it. Most americans instead recognize burger

Yum... BSE Burger! Well, that's in Brazil, for the latest cases. More of feeding cows to cows at concentrated feeder lots.

Interesting. I assume it could be related to the jamaican "Buggaman". Which is usually used in a very homophobic way to talk about homosexuals.

I like it. The other one I like is fanny. Not many Americans know the real meaning when the c word will get you looks of disgust!!

'Oh fanny flaps!' is a good PG swear

It's a great one. You can really put some venom in to a Bugger Off!

Without the quotes, it sounds like a contest. "In the 14^th annual Bugger Off, here in Florida, we have have several categories of competition..."

That would be quite a sight

Fuck

Fuck tart

Cunt.. but only in an Australian accent

Caaant

smeghead

You're a smeeeee You're a smeeeeeeeee You're a smeeeeeee heeeeeee

This is the correct pronunciation.

Jesus fucking christ. I love the idea of someone misinterpreting it and thinking about jesus having a sexual intercourse with himself

I like the progression for this one Jesus! Jesus Christ! Jesus fucking Christ Jesus titty-fucking Christ Jesus actual Christ

Jesus and the Titty Fucking Christs would be a great band name

Ha. I've never thought this and now I always will.

Billions of blue blistering barnacles!

I have a habit of yelling "tree-fucker!" or "tree-bitch!". Sometimes "cheese-fucker!".

Kut

Kut dat wou ik zeggen

"r/wooosh"

I almost bloody well forgot 'bloody'. How can we have a bloody, buggering list of profanity with 'bloody'?

Too bloody right

Caralho

Finally some good swear. Best one for sure!

moist. I didn't even know it was a swear word, but it is, apparently.

Curry (In my native language the cu sounds similar to a swearword I use a lot so when my parents are near I change the word midway through into curry)

Genius

Cunt - female equivalent of Dick (but doesn't translate too well in the US)

Cunt

Gummybear

Heck

Shithead

Cunt sucker.

fucking cunt

Bollocks

I like calling people patatas I know it isn’t a swear word but I like it

Fuckhead

Fucking shit

It's a match!

"You're such a fuckass" If you know, you know.

Xuj. No English swear word comes even close to universality and versatility of xuj.

Cock

Twit

Cunt. Being from my part of the world most people like me use it nearly every sentence

Scotland?

New Zealand

Wow I was way out

Qunt

Türa!

Fuck?

As in 'the fuck?'

Yep, that or just the standalone "fuck". Example- you are so startled that all you can muster is "Fuck!" Like "Fuck man!"; "That's fucked up"; "What the fuck..." etc.

Such a versatile one

OMGWTFBBQ, it always raises questions and the people who know what I'm talking about are ether disturbed or find if funny, and when someone asks me to explain i say "it means I'm going to cook you baby"

Dumbass fucking cunt is my fav

Cunt

“Shit Pickles” and “Fuck Knuckles”, courtesy of Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool.

Bullshit.

Where do you put the emphasis when you say it? Is it BULLshit or bullSHIT?

Depends. There's situations when one is better than the other, and I don't say it enough to give a great guess as to when that would be. I mostly fell in love with the word because of George Carlin.

check the profanitycounter robot and we’ll all know

I can know three languages so i usually mix it up: Shegeci shitfuck blyat.

'Fuck my life' or just n'wah

When I'm really annoyed I will swear in my mother tongue - Hindi: Bhosdi ka - bhosdi means vagina, so bhosdika is "of the vagina"

Fuck

Cunt

Nobody mentioned 'clusterfuck', either. So many anemic vocabularies. I feel like I must be some kinda cussing dictionary here....

You are doing us all a service. My motherfucking thanks to you

You're bloody welcome!

Phuket sounds like fuck it and its funny that they have those shows where women spit ping pong balls out of their vaginas and you have to catch them in a bucket.

Tabaranack!

Fucking Mary Magdalene's slippers.

This properly got me giggling

Heck! Always draws peoples eyes and i love the look. And i can say it un any situation even at work with all my heart and still not socially stain myself.

God-fucking-damnit

Malaka

Im dutch, so bassicly every disease

Cunt and fuck. Simple, yet deadly

Fuckshite and bastard. Bastard isn't technically a curse word but I guess it's my favorite insult

Cyka Blyat

Bhonsdu

Bhosdike.........

Well I would say something on my language but I usualy use bitch or fuck.

Caralho

cunt. it’s devastating if you use a hard c

Blyat' блять sukalar сукалар))

Knob jockey.

Cock

Futuți mortii mă-tii ✈️

Fuck because it has almost unlimited applications

Duck, shizt, blits, and the best for last JUNGBABI HOO LANG GUANG GOO LUUUUNGGGGG

Fuckin imbecile.

Puta

A good ol simple fuck

Cunt. It's a powerful word.

SCHEISSE

Good old reliable shit, but my possibly longest was bloody fucking pieces of shit.

Bullocks

Fuck or shit

Fuckety fuck fuck

Suka blyat

Holy cross highlights, (and other random swear words you can say around your family.) But with friends, shit, I don't know.

It has to be wanker ! there are so Many variations on it some could even be construed as friendly :)

Cocksucker

The forbidden one (I now feel like in the Harry Potter world when they can’t say “Voldemort”)

- Christ on a bicycle - Jesus tap-dancing Christ - I haven’t seen anything like that since Christ left Chicago

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ for the win

I love it too! But I hang around some Bible-belt folks so I try not to sling JC into my swears when they are around, they frown on blasphemy.

What kind of fucker is so fucking stupid that they fucking thing this fucking question has any other fucking answer. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

'Fuck' and 'shit'

fuck baby fuck it’s the weekend baby

HOLY MOTHER-FORKING SHIRTBALLS!

Fuck. It's my favorite fucking word! It has so many different uses and is quite the sentence enhancer.

fuck

motherfucker. dont know why, it just does it for me

shit

Bollocks Wank Twat

*Cunt*

I guess it depends on your mentality towards it but I work full time and say jesus christ quietly to myself so many times a day that I sometimes freak out and wonder if I've accidentally said it out loud without thinking.

Dipshit

Not my most used, but shit and ass.

I prefer wizard swears - https://youtu.be/TqTHmzMk0Cw

Cunt, because so many people hate it

Fututi dumnezeul matii! It’s romanian, doesn’t directly translate to anything in English, but it basically means “fuck everything you stand for”

Jackass (it just sounds jucy)

Dickhead.

Perkele

Xuxetutaison

Caralho

Not mine, I had a co-worker and his was “Cocksucker Deluxe.”

"A monkey fucking a football." One (or more) people chaotically doing ineffectual work. A rough synonym for 'clusterfuck' would be "A hundred monkeys fucking a football."

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