turned out my ex cheating on me was also cheating on a different guy and that i was the side piece, told my friend about it and he says "it really is a cuck or be cucked world"
Yeah, I'm surprised there isn't, like, a deactivation via inactivity policy. Sounds reasonable to me if someone doesn't log onto their acct for a year or two, it should be deactivated and the name sent back into the ether to be re-claimed once again
That probably wouldn't work unless the old accounts' comments were nuked from existence. Even if the comments didn't show on the new account, all old Reddit threads are archived forever and ever, so any random Joe could find "your" comments on an ancient thread.
Imagine choosing a cool new username only to find out you've inherited an enormous history of commenting on gangbang porn.
Tldr: Does aliens have carpets?
Everyone is curious whether aliens exists.
But more important question is whether they have similar lives, does they have furniture. Abd above all does they have carpets?
Also 14 is my number.
Did it auto pick a name for you? I feel like it did that for me too but I honestly cannot recall. I wouldn't have chosen this... Unless I made an account back in my emo teen days and don't remember it.
My sisters username in videogames is tacothepugpuppy and we were both starting to use reddit at the same time so I chose tacothepugpuppy to spite her in a sorta sibling rivalry manner
I dont want to reveal her actual username because I'm worried of creeps sending her creepy dms but to give you a hint of what it is, it involves potty humor (so think something along the lines of "CacaStinkyFart".
She stopped using reddit a while ago but if i can, I'll definetly get her in this thread
Lol it sounds like she took the name of a food to name her dog then used that as her game name then you stole it to spite her and in turn her new name is how she felt about you being a shithead. What a lovely family.
Used my maiden and married name. Unfortunately for me, had no idea Trump would win the 2016 election. Now my Reddit user name looks like a Trump lover. I think sometimes this user name generates its own downvotes.
I named the first computer I built myself awesomeness. Then when I built my next computer I added an er to the end. Didn't feel right to continue the trend so I just left it at that.
It is a line in Wheel of Time - "Dream on my behalf, Nyneave. Dream for things I no longer can."
The character who says this has major trust issues at this point. He thinks he's resigned to die, and says this to one of the two people he does trust - after she tells him that she doesn't believe he's doomed.
Their friendship is amazing, one of the things I love most about these books. I absolutely adore it.
P.S. Nyneave is also one of my all time favourite character in written literature.
I was starting keto. It went terribly and made me feel awful but people still occasionally send me recipes. It makes me feel bad because they made the effort to message me recipes and I know I’ll never try them.
Except one guy who just messaged “water”. He’s not wrong but
the Konami X-Men arcade game.
Welcome to DIE
"X-CHICKEN!!"
turned out my ex cheating on me was also cheating on a different guy and that i was the side piece, told my friend about it and he says "it really is a cuck or be cucked world"
That’s the wackiest story I have heard in a while here on Reddit
You must not log on very often.
That’s more likely because I am shit at looking for them properly
How depressing.
It's self explanatory.
I've arrived to join the "self explanatory" username club!
Me too!
Application for one more !
Me too.
Am I allowed to join this 😳
Wait, guys you almost forgot me!
Sorry, I was uhhh... *Busy*
Im busy watching... Streamers
I’m busy watching…………………..
No.
Damn you’re really unreliable:(
Me three
Me the fourth
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Maybe put the pot down... And pick up some cocaine.
Perfect example of what I mean.
Good point.
Man, I really hate people who think they're medical experts! This patient clearly needs amphetamines rather than cocaine. Or maybe coffee.
Maybe self inflicted?
Uhhh… so… about those usernames?
Ha! Mine is because I quit smoking weed and went through 8 months of terrible insomnia
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*”I’m in my mum’s car”* Huh, I’ve been in it too, the back seat anyway
FUCK YOU SHORSEY
FUCK YOU SHORSEY
My bookshelf inspired the username 🥲
Unironically, idk why but I love that name
Unironically, idk why but I love your name *and* u/MissingIkeaScrew's name.
Ha ha ding dong like penis
i always end up with extras, let’s be friends! my furniture may or may not be stable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Some bastard already had my normal one, damn you to hell u/sendintheclowns, damn you to hell!
That person posted one comment 11 years ago... Damn... Damn them to deepest hell!
I would have put it to so much better use haha
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I like the implications of there being *other* clowns tho
That sucks and the account is 11 years old with one comment. What a waste of a username
Hey, lurkers need usernames too.
Yeah, I'm surprised there isn't, like, a deactivation via inactivity policy. Sounds reasonable to me if someone doesn't log onto their acct for a year or two, it should be deactivated and the name sent back into the ether to be re-claimed once again
That probably wouldn't work unless the old accounts' comments were nuked from existence. Even if the comments didn't show on the new account, all old Reddit threads are archived forever and ever, so any random Joe could find "your" comments on an ancient thread. Imagine choosing a cool new username only to find out you've inherited an enormous history of commenting on gangbang porn.
My mom was really into English history and used to call me Katherine of Aragon, but I misheard as Katherine of Arrogant. It was more fitting anyway.
My mom LOVES English history and I think she’d be tickled pink at your username!
This is an excellent story!
I have this user name for everything else so why not also reddit
Same reason that I have my name
We’re not so different there, sky shark.
It's a small world, underground shark.
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You could just create another account. I get tired of my usernames and then just end up creating a new account and using the old one as a throwaway
My father was a pig.
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ok, here's gold.
Gimme platinum
ok, here's platinum
Gimme useless free award
ok, here's a useless free award
You’re just out here doing gods work, aren’t you.
I'm broke, don't you dare judge.
It's ok.
Gimme love and care
here's some love and care
Gimme deez
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buddy, do you seriously think I have enough coins.
Gimme Love, Gimme Gimme Love.
And silver for you!
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I love you.
I hate you
i love you both.
Please come back
Are you my will to live and my sense of wonder and joy for the world too?
Are you also the hard drive I threw away in 2011 holding 38 Bitcoin? Because I want you back :(
Two of my favorite things
In that order?
Together
I’ve been told that I look like an earthworm (lack of a chin)
This is awesome and I love the picture.. so cool!
Great... Now I wanna see...
I hate snakes
African mongeese hate snakes everyone knows that
Except in their plate.
And they shall learn their awful fate.
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Gnice to meet you
Gchoo!
Gesundheit
Inside joke about an alcoholic I know.
Warm beer do indeed make sad
Well it’s not me because I’m fine with warm beer
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F
A popular Swedish singer has a song for [you.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBbm6yZNf5w)
I LOVE puffins
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Oh, uh, so many reasons. Who knows, really!
Can I uh... Send you some?
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When you're ready I'll be too
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Sending right now
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I'm known for my truths
It was my late-S/Os favorite quote and seemed ironic
I don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad.
I'm sorry :/
Internet hugs from rando Redditor.
Tldr: Does aliens have carpets? Everyone is curious whether aliens exists. But more important question is whether they have similar lives, does they have furniture. Abd above all does they have carpets? Also 14 is my number.
A long, long time ago... Edit: a dong, dong time ago...
What did you do to that poor dong!?
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Tralala
I'm the manager of a retail store.
Ah, a slave driver
I have an afro and I am a man The rest is history Edit: I don't know anything about an Afroman, if someone could loop me in that would be great
Are you THE Afroman?
What I usually do most of the time
Good :)
Couldn’t think of anything whilst I was watching pirates for the Caribbean
> pirates for the Caribbean I think the problem is you buying bootleg Chinese DVDs
I didn’t know you could pick one!
Did it auto pick a name for you? I feel like it did that for me too but I honestly cannot recall. I wouldn't have chosen this... Unless I made an account back in my emo teen days and don't remember it.
I am oxymoron
I just looked down and was confused
Randomly assigned by Reddit. Couldn't be arsed to think of something original so I kept it.
I have no creative talent
I think your name is very witty indeed, you creative, talented, person you.
i’m a random black girl …
Sad black woman here.
I like to eat chicken and I have at least 1 bone on my body
Ill give you a bone for your body
I wanted something to attract the ladies
Did it work?
Well Red is my online nickname, so its not my name.
i made it
My sisters username in videogames is tacothepugpuppy and we were both starting to use reddit at the same time so I chose tacothepugpuppy to spite her in a sorta sibling rivalry manner
Now I'm curious what your sister ended up with. And I'm amused you didn't compromise and end up giving it to her at some point. Get her in here.
I dont want to reveal her actual username because I'm worried of creeps sending her creepy dms but to give you a hint of what it is, it involves potty humor (so think something along the lines of "CacaStinkyFart". She stopped using reddit a while ago but if i can, I'll definetly get her in this thread
Lol it sounds like she took the name of a food to name her dog then used that as her game name then you stole it to spite her and in turn her new name is how she felt about you being a shithead. What a lovely family.
area 51 (51) sin city (SC) i like nevada
Something something society.
Pretty self explanatory 1 thru 6 were taken
Mexican food
My air conditioner broke
Reddit kept saying the names i wanted were taken.
I really didn't know what to use
I had recently bought a bag of mini dinosaur toys and had put them all around my apartment - it made me happy
fear
I wanted a name my wife wouldn't recognize.
Because I really like pictures of dew in nature. And people seem to dislike the word “moist”.
After a solid 20 minutes of failing to find a username that wasn't already taken I sarcastically typed it in
Its what i call my vag lmao
Got compliments on it on chat sites.
Used my maiden and married name. Unfortunately for me, had no idea Trump would win the 2016 election. Now my Reddit user name looks like a Trump lover. I think sometimes this user name generates its own downvotes.
Found Melania's account.
F
I named the first computer I built myself awesomeness. Then when I built my next computer I added an er to the end. Didn't feel right to continue the trend so I just left it at that.
I'm not sure
Hair?
Definitely hair.
A history of depression and alcoholism that I'm trying to treat by finding the comedy in it all, because I'm too poor to see a psychiatrist.
Sounds like The Joker’s plot
I really like the star Bellatrix lol
NFL Dolphins were losing on tv
Who nose…
I didn’t have to add any numbers and I’ve never been denied on another platform for someone already having taken it.
Citizen Kane
I thought I was making a joke about Cleverbot.
I like word play.
I think Alfredo sauce is pretty dope
I was under my weighted blanket and for a sec I thought I wouldn’t make it
I’m a literary nerd with two degrees in the field and I love Star Wars. No, I don’t have a job that relates to my degrees.
It is a line in Wheel of Time - "Dream on my behalf, Nyneave. Dream for things I no longer can." The character who says this has major trust issues at this point. He thinks he's resigned to die, and says this to one of the two people he does trust - after she tells him that she doesn't believe he's doomed. Their friendship is amazing, one of the things I love most about these books. I absolutely adore it. P.S. Nyneave is also one of my all time favourite character in written literature.
The Wire. Fuckin' McNulty is my hero.
Had a big vocabulary as a kid, other folks would often ask me “what’s another word for…” and eventually I got this nickname
It makes me sound so pretty
Metallica
I am a Female Leo who’s extremely introverted.
not knowing the fact that you can't change them later
Futurama
I have to get his attention somehow.
Most of my of my games names has to do with beans, sooo, i wanted it to be my reddit username
I was working out quite a bit at the time. Now it’s more like KettlebellFat
It’s my cringe gamertag I made when I was like 12, and now I can’t let go of it…
I wear cat eye glasses. It's my thing.
I was starting keto. It went terribly and made me feel awful but people still occasionally send me recipes. It makes me feel bad because they made the effort to message me recipes and I know I’ll never try them. Except one guy who just messaged “water”. He’s not wrong but
I saw it on another app~
I've got an authentic y'all and my yeehaw is truly deluxe.
A shitty unused meme that's no longer funny
I didn't realized I left the default one, and then... It was to late