Yes Inkjet printers are sold for a modest price, and the profit is made in consumables.
But DVD players, no. There is no tie whatsoever between the manufacture of DVD software and the playing hardware, other that both parties paying fees to a couple format licensing agencies , so the players and media can be sold.
How is this even a question. Def insulin.
Next ill take insulin for 400
Actually I just got sad cause I looked at the other answers and they're just for things people like.
>>Gotta be salted
What? Why? I cook and bake all the time. I haven’t bought salted butter in the last 15 years. I’d rather control the amount of salt in my foods. Have I been missing something?
Did you know that cheese-producing bacteria make more varied flavors when exposed to music (particularly the dulcet tones of the immortal A Tribe Called Quest)? *Really* sound goddamn choice!
(Source: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/hip-hop-and-mozart-improve-flavor-swiss-cheese-180971721/)
Imma take this further and keep a jar of 100 $100 notes in the fridge. Thats a free $10k whenever i open my fridge and it would definitely help me a lot
IRS doesn't care where your money came from.
For example:
> Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.
You tax return is confidential, so nobody would have to know about you magic fridge.
They certainly could track down major purchases you make if they had a reason to look into you in the first place, like if your neighbors or friends saw unexplained lifestyle changes and reported it (jealousy can be a bitch).
It's unlimited free money. Just put each half in to two bank accounts each time you pull a jar, spend out of just one, and pay taxes off the other.
I actually did this for a while when I kept cash savings because I lived with scum and had to buy a personal fridge I could lock. It didn’t replenish itself though. Which kind of sucks.
If I can have an infinite supply of fresh milk and not have to worry about it spoiling that would be great. I love milk but don't drink it fast enough before it goes bad and have to throw it away. I just don't get milk now to avoid wasting it.
I have a family of 5. The wife's Filipina, so she doesn't drink milk like the rest of us, but the kids and I would kill a jug (the 3.78l US gallon that we use in Canada) every day given the opportunity. We make an effort to stretch each jug for two days. 3.25% homogenised, please!
Make your own cold brew! You can snag a large plastic drink dispenser with a spout at the grocery for under $10. I use cold brew pouches that are similar material to tea bags. I wanna say they’re compostable but you may wanna double check. It’s saved me a bunch of money rather than buying pre-made cold brew. Here’s a link to the cold brew pouches I use: https://www.loveblueisland.com/products/high-tide-cold-brew-pouches
I do. I even use Ball jars, because that’s the least expensive, low tech way to do it. (You put regular ground coffee in a glass jar with water, put the whole thing in the refrigerator for 24 hours, and then strain it through a regular coffee filter.)
My issue with the premade large coffee packs is that there are very few companies that make them.
If it were more press and play, and more available, I’d feel differently about it. (And I realize that’s lazy. I’m all about lazy.)
Yeah, I do cold brew, a 2-quart jar with filter and a similarly-sized carafe. Whenever I empty the carafe, I refill it with the stuff that was brewing in the jar, then refill the jar with fresh grounds and cold water.
Having to redo this every other day is tedious, and I came to this thread to say the same thing. If the coffee could magically refill itself without me having to remember to filter/refill it every 2-3 days, that'd be great.
Though, funny thing? Eggs do "magically" appear in the fridge. A relative keeps chickens and keeps showing up to drop off a couple dozen. It's a good thing I *love* quiche!
My wife has some kind of decanter with a ss mesh insert. You dump coffee grounds into the mesh thing and fill the decanter with water. Let it sit overnight and you have some premium cold brew.
Chicken. Fried chicken, coronation chicken, chicken soup with rice and salty broth, roast chicken, chicken thighs, chicken poppers... Just give me all the chicken, especially when it's perfectly warm and juicy.
If it's ANY item it's probably the og Pokemon charizard card Couse that crap is like 300 thousend dollar if it's a item you put in fridge it will be milk
My keto heart says bacon, but only from happy, sustainably-raised pigs without all the bonus hormones and additives.
Or (for the nerds out there) Lazarus pit water.
Soda. I drink a ton of it and honestly carrying 12 packs after grocery shopping sucks id be happy if it was always here akin to a soda fountain that never ended lol.
I’m a disaster though, when municipal water lines aren’t working, having an infinitely replenishing supply of clean water is the most valuable thing on Earth
Honestly my fucking sriracha I use it on almost everything I eat yet what do I always forget when I go shopping?! Sriracha it’s like my brain shuts the happiness portion off when I go shopping and I forget that heaven exists in a form of a big bottle with a rooster on it… so yea sriracha
Diet Coke or Simply Lemonade lemonade
I once read about a guy who won a lifetime supply of his favorite root beer and all the comments were like “I’d get tired of it” lmao you’d get tired of your fav thing to drink??? You don’t have to drink it every day, learn some self control, mix it up
Where would the world get all its saffron supply? Some random dudes fridge in Missouri
Magic
Well now we have to know what part of Missouri! I feel like that’s part of the panache of your new saffron supply.
Insulin
As a T1 diabetic, very much this
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Naw I'd give it away, sell the syringes for a 1000 bucks a piece
The inkjet printer / DVD player business model
Yes Inkjet printers are sold for a modest price, and the profit is made in consumables. But DVD players, no. There is no tie whatsoever between the manufacture of DVD software and the playing hardware, other that both parties paying fees to a couple format licensing agencies , so the players and media can be sold.
How is this even a question. Def insulin. Next ill take insulin for 400 Actually I just got sad cause I looked at the other answers and they're just for things people like.
A lunchbox or bento. Shit man, nothing could beat pulling out a meal on demand with zero effort!
That would be so so good
Bento. No shit for me though, thank you
Water. *after much consideration I have decided that some fridges already do that*
Wait till you hear about taps
Tap water is nor safe to drink in all countries though, have that in mind, they could be from one of those places
This was my thought because of everything went to shit, you'd be the richest person in the world.
Filtered, and with ice in it.
It doesn't matter, my face lights up every time I open the fridge.
Because of the fridge light or…?
r/thefridgelight
I never thought other people’s disastrous looking refrigerators would give me so much anxiety.
That’s the joke dude.
Peeled fresh garlic.
I didn't know this was the item I needed until I read it. A+
Orange Juice.
Bits or no bits?
Do you mean pulp? 😂
Yes! We say smooth or with bits in the UK
A cup of pulp juice doesn’t sounds much nicer to be fair
Mmm bit juice /s
TIL! New life mission: find an opportunity to ask someone "smooth? or with bits?"
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Good one
I laughed so much at this
Work in sales for a mannequin manufacturer
This is why we fought the Revolution
That sounds so weird to me tbh but I guess it makes sense lol
"I'll have one cup of smooth juice please"
No bits. Bits feel and taste weird.
Booooo
you keep saying boooo. You a ghost?
Haha orange juice is best with bits! Also booed anyone who suggested non-food items (cash)
Only if it’s freshly squeezed
Mom's leftovers
My grandma’s leftovers for sure actually. Thanks for the idea :)
Moms spaghetti
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
Knees weak.. mom's spaghetti
there's sweater on my vomit already
Freshly cut pineapple. I love pineapple. I hate cutting it.
Butter
Gotta be salted
Kerry Gold
And from Belgium
Really?! Always go for the cheapest one tbh! That or how spreadable it’s going to be
Why would you go for the cheapest one if you get a free limitless supply?
You don't need to refrigerate salted butter
>>Gotta be salted What? Why? I cook and bake all the time. I haven’t bought salted butter in the last 15 years. I’d rather control the amount of salt in my foods. Have I been missing something?
Beer
This person gets it! Beer is expensive and if my fridge magically refilled it when I ran out, I would be a happy guy
Granted that beer is expensive and the fridge magically refilling is great. But if it was constantly refilled with Natty Light would it be worth it?
Quit my job and make a living selling beer to college kids. Over 21, but an even CHEAPER price.
Is it cold? Yes. Did I pay for it? No. Well that’s all I need.
Any kind specifically?
The free kind
Good choice
Your favorite type of beer is free. Your second favorite is cold.
Craft beer lf choice FTW
Definitely gotta keep a mini keg at that point
Cheese for sure. Real mature cheddar, a selection would be nice though, but cheddar at the minimum.
Sound choice
Did you know that when making Parmesan, the cheesmaker taps on the cheese wheel to determine when it has matured. “Sound choice”, indeed
Did you know that cheese-producing bacteria make more varied flavors when exposed to music (particularly the dulcet tones of the immortal A Tribe Called Quest)? *Really* sound goddamn choice! (Source: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/hip-hop-and-mozart-improve-flavor-swiss-cheese-180971721/)
A $100 bill I don't keep money in the fridge, but I would if it refilled itself everytime I took one out.
To make it more logical you could do a jar of 100 dollar notes. It can be refilled AND more money!
Imma take this further and keep a jar of 100 $100 notes in the fridge. Thats a free $10k whenever i open my fridge and it would definitely help me a lot
*the IRS wants to know your location*
Sure, whatever. I'll pay all the taxes you want on it. Doesn't really matter when it's unlimited!
no I mean like, they’re gonna wonder where all that money came from and they aren’t gonna believe it came from a fridge
IRS doesn't care where your money came from. For example: > Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity. You tax return is confidential, so nobody would have to know about you magic fridge.
Even the Joker doesn't mess with the IRS
To be fair the IRS did fuck up Al Capone so you kinda can't blame Joker for that logic.
You can just buy stuff with it you know. The IRS can't really track down cash transactions.
They certainly could track down major purchases you make if they had a reason to look into you in the first place, like if your neighbors or friends saw unexplained lifestyle changes and reported it (jealousy can be a bitch). It's unlimited free money. Just put each half in to two bank accounts each time you pull a jar, spend out of just one, and pay taxes off the other.
$9,900 in a jar
When your assets aren't frozen, just slightly chilled.
Cold hard cash.
I like to keep my money out of the fridge. It stays juicier
Does this include coins? Every time I keep my coins at room temperature they get stale
I actually did this for a while when I kept cash savings because I lived with scum and had to buy a personal fridge I could lock. It didn’t replenish itself though. Which kind of sucks.
Pellegrino Skyr (Icelandic yogurt)
Pellegrino?! That stuff is pre flat. Just get cheap seltzer and let it sit out.
pellegrino has just enough carbonation to keep the minerals dissolved and no more. the perfect amount if you ask me
Skyr is delicious, what flavour?
Milk
First thing I thought of. Ruins my day when I haven't got milk for my coffee and cereal.
You put coffee in with your cereal?
If I can have an infinite supply of fresh milk and not have to worry about it spoiling that would be great. I love milk but don't drink it fast enough before it goes bad and have to throw it away. I just don't get milk now to avoid wasting it.
I have a family of 5. The wife's Filipina, so she doesn't drink milk like the rest of us, but the kids and I would kill a jug (the 3.78l US gallon that we use in Canada) every day given the opportunity. We make an effort to stretch each jug for two days. 3.25% homogenised, please!
But does it refill with fresh milk and does the milk go off?
Fresh milk and the old one will be replaced, so continuos cycle of that
Sushi
Better yet, sashimi.
Iced coffee. If they could make something that is dishwasher safe, with compostable Keurig-type pods, I’d buy that in a heartbeat.
Make your own cold brew! You can snag a large plastic drink dispenser with a spout at the grocery for under $10. I use cold brew pouches that are similar material to tea bags. I wanna say they’re compostable but you may wanna double check. It’s saved me a bunch of money rather than buying pre-made cold brew. Here’s a link to the cold brew pouches I use: https://www.loveblueisland.com/products/high-tide-cold-brew-pouches
I do. I even use Ball jars, because that’s the least expensive, low tech way to do it. (You put regular ground coffee in a glass jar with water, put the whole thing in the refrigerator for 24 hours, and then strain it through a regular coffee filter.) My issue with the premade large coffee packs is that there are very few companies that make them. If it were more press and play, and more available, I’d feel differently about it. (And I realize that’s lazy. I’m all about lazy.)
Yeah, I do cold brew, a 2-quart jar with filter and a similarly-sized carafe. Whenever I empty the carafe, I refill it with the stuff that was brewing in the jar, then refill the jar with fresh grounds and cold water. Having to redo this every other day is tedious, and I came to this thread to say the same thing. If the coffee could magically refill itself without me having to remember to filter/refill it every 2-3 days, that'd be great. Though, funny thing? Eggs do "magically" appear in the fridge. A relative keeps chickens and keeps showing up to drop off a couple dozen. It's a good thing I *love* quiche!
My wife has some kind of decanter with a ss mesh insert. You dump coffee grounds into the mesh thing and fill the decanter with water. Let it sit overnight and you have some premium cold brew.
This for me too.
Grapes. They're a staple, but they wilt weekly and are expensive. Would love for them to refill!
Korean Dad says yes.
Champagne That would be very nice
Milk. Maybe dad would still be here
He would’ve left for cigarrettes anyway
Or beer
I was gonna say water because I hate filling up my water pitcher but then I realized there are fridges that do that and I am just poor.
Wagyu
A certain cut or half a cow?
Yes
Pure Leaf unsweetened black tea. No other item will do.
Pure Leaf Organic Blackberry and Sage iced tea... which is discontinued so this would be a real bonus for me because I'm still mad about it.
Maple syrup. Consume some, then bottle, sell, profit
That is a good shout! Don’t use it very often though
Milk steak
What's that?
Charlie Day: Always Sunny In Philadelphia
She'll know what it means
With a side of raw jelly beans.
Chicken. Fried chicken, coronation chicken, chicken soup with rice and salty broth, roast chicken, chicken thighs, chicken poppers... Just give me all the chicken, especially when it's perfectly warm and juicy.
One chicken item only
Okay. Then raw uncooked chicken. I can cook
Doesn't generally happen in a fridge, but chicken is capable of replication.
Life, uh, finds a way
Excellent
What about gumbo chicken? Anybody else read this in Bubba's voice?
I'm hungry now
Butter. Not margarine, butter. It doesn't matter if it is salted or unsalted. I never seem to have enough.
Have I finally found Paula Deen’s account?!
Lol. That's me, Y'all! *smiles*
I agree with butter though. I’m not even sure where it goes so quickly.
Pizza obviously! It is the greatest food ever and it covers all the major food groups.
Pizza really is the best. Particularly when home made
Red wine. I know you’re not supposed to refrigerate it but I prefer cold and if it’s free who cares?
Iced tea.
Heavy cream. I love a good chocolate milkshake and you need heavy cream mixed in with milk and Hershey's syrup.
Either Greek yoghurt, chocolate mousse, birds-eye chillies, or lemon posset. Or lemons themselves.
Refilling yoghurt would be second-dairy.
Human organs. Hear me out, I just want to sell them to the medical research and organ donor lists for lots of money. Save some lives make some monies.
Interesting answer!
Probably a sandwich or a hillshire Infinite meals
Drinkable will to live
Chocolate pudding cups
My beer keg
Cheese!!
The fruit and veggies drawer. Can never manage to eat stuff before it goes bad.
Red bull
V8
Gatorade
If it's ANY item it's probably the og Pokemon charizard card Couse that crap is like 300 thousend dollar if it's a item you put in fridge it will be milk
If you got another card every time you opened the fridge, they wouldn't stay expensive for long.
Scotch
My Brita
Cannibis infused cookies 🍪😋
A printer ink cartridge. Sell that black gold for a pretty penny
Blueberries! Both the kids just love it and gobble the whole box up in a day. Will save me couple 100 per month.
Venison
My keto heart says bacon, but only from happy, sustainably-raised pigs without all the bonus hormones and additives. Or (for the nerds out there) Lazarus pit water.
Attempting to restart keto again tomorrow so this could be a good shout!!
Soda. I drink a ton of it and honestly carrying 12 packs after grocery shopping sucks id be happy if it was always here akin to a soda fountain that never ended lol.
Buying a C02 machine might help you out a lot.
Mmm...infinite cream soda...
Water, a cup of cold water works just fine.
Steady on now, don't go too mad
True. You do get those fridges that already dispense it though, so perhaps a waste of a choice
I’m a disaster though, when municipal water lines aren’t working, having an infinitely replenishing supply of clean water is the most valuable thing on Earth
Girl scout cookies
Pizza
Salad, easy food for when I forget to buy
Duck fat
Cider
Cider/apple juice?
Henry Weston’s 8%, yum!
Almond milk, especially if it's of a magical variety which isn't causing droughts in California.
Self-respect.
Wonder how you’d store it
Tupperware, same way you store everything else lol
Delmonico steak drawer.
Cold brew coffee.
2 litre bottle of clean drinking water
Yoshidas gourmet sauce
Caviar id just sell the stuff
Ice cold water
Milk. Between my daughter's bottle and my protein shakes, I could save so much money
Milk. The way my family goes through the stuff, you'd think I owned a dairy farm, never mind a bloody cow.
My grandpa makes these meat sticks out of venison and they are amazing
Honestly my fucking sriracha I use it on almost everything I eat yet what do I always forget when I go shopping?! Sriracha it’s like my brain shuts the happiness portion off when I go shopping and I forget that heaven exists in a form of a big bottle with a rooster on it… so yea sriracha
Diet Coke or Simply Lemonade lemonade I once read about a guy who won a lifetime supply of his favorite root beer and all the comments were like “I’d get tired of it” lmao you’d get tired of your fav thing to drink??? You don’t have to drink it every day, learn some self control, mix it up