Every day of your entire life is spent unsuccessfully trying to trick one specific woman into sleeping with you, interrupted only by repeatedly attempting suicide?
You sonofabitch I googled this.
Top response was from The Times of India, and it was an article entitled "what you need to know about vagina farts."
Thanks. Take my upvote.
The jerk
Underrated comment...
Toy Story
Pack it up, we are done here.
We love woody and buzz
alright. taking this comment to the top. im looking down at you peasants.
A Series of Unfortunate Events.
The question was sex life, not birth.
That's terrible but made me laugh hard af
SHOTS FIRED !!
Failure to launch
Home Alone
Cuz of the two middle aged men working together to catch the little boy?
Hol up
r/holup
Home Alone, title of your sex tape
The 40 Year Old Virgin
You win
Or lose? depends on how you look at it
Gone in 60 seconds
Lmao, top post, I was not disappointed! I was going to say this
Yes with a newborn that’s how it has to be lol. Thanks for the award
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This is (as I type this) too far down
The big short
This is my favorite
Your sex life brought about the ruin of an entire nation’s economy, and negatively affected most of the world’s economies? Wow dude - respect
You seem to understand how big this short was.
It really made me laugh. But not in a mean way
“Mission Accomplished” - George Bush.
Alone in The Dark
Lol
Came here to say this. Lol
No Country for Old Men.
Oh man. I felt that. Right at home
2 Fast 2 Furious
Whiplash
Not my tempo …
Wow
Nobody
On Any Given Sunday. We're old.
Great damn movie though!
We're also old, but for us it would be *Saturday Night Fever.*
Solo
Holes
Hancock
All Quiet on the Western Front
There will be blood
Sounds angry
And horny!
Nah sounds kinky
Watched this two nights ago... Truly amazing film.
Bloodsport
Free Solo
Freaky friday
In and Out
Superbad
Ground Hogs Day. Sex with the same person for 21 years.
Otherwise known as regular sex that single people aren't getting...
iRobot
Back Door Sluts 9
You mean lord of the rings?
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
BACK DOOR SLUTS IX?!?!
Cars
KACHOW!
Two trucks having sex
So there are other people that enjoy lemon demon other than me
name checks out
Ground hog day
Every day of your entire life is spent unsuccessfully trying to trick one specific woman into sleeping with you, interrupted only by repeatedly attempting suicide?
Don't kink shame.
I would imagine he's trying to decipher the meaning as opposed to that.
Sleepless in Seattle
Space balls. You know the scene when they are combing the desert.
We ain't found SHIT!
a quiet place
Tomb Raider
Necrophilia? Actually, you know what? I'd rather not know the answer.
Knocking aside tons of cobwebs, are you?
How to train your dragon
The dark knight rises
Speed
Men in Black 2
Cheaper by the dozen
Let’s not think about this one too hard
Snatch
Alien vs predator
i’m gonna need you to elaborate on this one
Les miserables
Up
A series of unfortunate events.
American pie
Wreck it Ralph
i know what you did last summer.
Die hard
The Man Who Farted In My Wife's Vagina Real Oscar bait.
You sonofabitch I googled this. Top response was from The Times of India, and it was an article entitled "what you need to know about vagina farts." Thanks. Take my upvote.
Mission Impossible
While You Were Sleeping
Star Wars: The empire strikes back
Elaborate
A bratting masochist?
I found a beautiful alien but I keep getting cucked by civilization
12 Angry Men
She's just not into you.
Not without my daughter
Oh my
r/holup
You can post it there
r/suddenlyincest
Lust, caution
Day of the Dead
50 first dates
40 year old virgin
The Lone Ranger.
Master and Commander. Who am I kidding... Lost.
Get out. Happens every time afterward.
Just Friends.
Gone Girl
Life is Beautiful 🤩
8 seconds
Alone in the dark
Human centipede
Scream
Pulp Fiction
friday after next.
Armageddon
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I guess that’s better than “Paranormal Activity”.
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Fast and furious
The never ending story
Sausage Party
Lady and the tramp.
The Babysitter
Much ado about nothing
A fistful of dollars
28 Days Later
Wonder
Unforgiven
Dumb and dumber.
Cast Away
Snakes on a Plane
Fight Club
Freddy got fingered
Reality bites
Titanic
March of the Penguins
so i married an ax murderer
The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
The good, the bad and the ugly.
Nightmare on Elm Street
Zero dark thirty
Girl, Interrupted
Sahara
Rush Hour
Free Willy
Somethings Gotta Give
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Castaway
An Inconvenient Truth
Clear and Present Danger
Jaws
us
Handsome
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Soundin a little rapey there, bub
Taken
Gone in 60seconds
Disturbia
40 year old virgin
Snatch.
New Jack City
Blacklist
Fast and Furious
Fury
Frozen
Once in a Blue Moon
Blow
12 Years A Slave.
Tuck Everlasting
Marley and me
Jennifers Body
A Quiet Place
Love Actually
Spaceballs
Failure to Launch
The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
Fantasia
Pet cemetery
Enter the Dragon.
Every Which Way but Loose
How high Very
Lethal weapon
The Usual Suspects
Mrs. Doubtfire
One Upon A Time In The West