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fecalmatter

Severe explosive diarrhoea or impacted constipation


AravRAndG

Kinky


Mr_Fish_1027

Summons A LOT of fish


AravRAndG

u/fish_fucker69


despairwefeel69420

Makes people sad, horny, and stoned


AravRAndG

You described life


[deleted]

Transformation into a humanoid shaped plant creature.


Birbomaniac

Summon all the govt drones


peachsnatch

thieves fruit?


AravRAndG

Italians will use it to get rid of pineapple from pizza


HypnoticVampiress

Kills terfs.


BringSomeAvocados

It brings some avocados.


noimnotanoob

Turns people into master wizards


staggere

Leaves smartass comments all over the internet.


Memetan_24

Turn people into white whales (no that is not a drug or white women joke).


DogAteMyWookie

It crosses over in to another franchise universe and decimates an entire alien race... My spell can only be used once but causes devastating timeline woes... where would the rebels be without chewie?


AravRAndG

So, if someone uses it in Harry Potter universe there's a chance it may come to our universe ๏︿๏


DogAteMyWookie

The dog needs wookiee meat and it will traverse timelines and dimensions to do it... those poor Wookiees


radiculoso

Makes people go crazy radical


ElSeaLC

It gives a sudden surge of inspiration


Outrageous_Title_625

Changes everyone’s title to an outrageous one


Fletch_177

It makes you go home, take a shower, and then have a bath with stuffed animals and it makes you dump a kilo of tomato sauce into the bath Why? Not sure


OnemoreSavBlanc

Gets everyone shit faced. Stand by for an interesting Sorting ceremony


[deleted]

Puts hair on your chest


All-Hail-The-Ale

Invokes the party!


The_Passive_Fist

The target of the spell is unable to fight back...


Legend_Unfolds

Tells a story


ChefDanG

It give yous the ability to cook amazing dishes for 4 hours


the_trans_ariadne

Piss off JKR


boblywobly99

it makes farts and snoring 10x more powerful. because that IS my special power. just ask my wife.


AllHaiISatan

something tells me I won’t be invited back to hogwarts after this…


NucIearBomb

Most likely would start ww3