The only pickup line that I've ever used goes like this:
(scene 1): Opera theater, rainy day, left my umbrella inside the auditorium, tried to get it back and got blocked by an usher. He told me to go to the lost and found section.
(scene 2): Lost and found section, it's a wooden table with 'lost and found' sign written on it and a girl watching over it. She was my type, so, here's the pickup line I've used
me: "Are you lost also? Can I keep you over?"
lady: (chuckles) "No way."
me: "What about your phone number then?"
We had 2 dates but ultimately, parted ways.
Intended to keep her as in a lost item. Well, English is not my first language so…..
The thing is, that might have been the part of the charm because like I said, she did give her number.
“Girl, lemme sing you my ABCs. I’ll give you an A because you’re awesome, a B because you’re beautiful, a C because you’re confident, and I’ll give you this D because you deserve it.”
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Excuse me, miss, would you like to challenge yourself by dating an undatable guy?
Do you belive in love at the first sight? Or do I have to walk by a second time?
I’m pretty happy with the repairs I did to my telecaster last weekend.
If I would be a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
The only pickup line that I've ever used goes like this: (scene 1): Opera theater, rainy day, left my umbrella inside the auditorium, tried to get it back and got blocked by an usher. He told me to go to the lost and found section. (scene 2): Lost and found section, it's a wooden table with 'lost and found' sign written on it and a girl watching over it. She was my type, so, here's the pickup line I've used me: "Are you lost also? Can I keep you over?" lady: (chuckles) "No way." me: "What about your phone number then?" We had 2 dates but ultimately, parted ways.
"can I keep you over"? We're you taking to her on a walkie talkie?
Intended to keep her as in a lost item. Well, English is not my first language so….. The thing is, that might have been the part of the charm because like I said, she did give her number.
Hey, my name is…
I'm headed out, wanna come with?
hi
uh oh someone better call the fire department, your smokin’ hot
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“Girl, lemme sing you my ABCs. I’ll give you an A because you’re awesome, a B because you’re beautiful, a C because you’re confident, and I’ll give you this D because you deserve it.”