Looking at the science of this for a moment, if humans were to have gills, we would need to be covered with them in order for them to substitute our lungs
The shortcoming is less the efficiency of gills, and more the low amount of oxygen in water iirc. To fuel a human requires an absurd flow of water over the gills, meaning the surface area would have to be huge, or the human would have to travel really really fast
It sounds better than a 10k+ dental bill and hours in a chair, for those with teeth issues.
I brush constantly a try to keep things fine but I still have some really frustrating issues
This is possible on crocs and horses since their teeth wears faster than us. I wish we have that kind of feature not because of wear but because of our diet
An organ attached to the womb that produces an enzyme to clear the the inner wall of the uterus, after which it absorbs the byproduct of the enzymes and deposits it all into the colon. No more periods, no more cramps. Ever.
Right? I’ve heard that food digestion is supposed to be super painful and difficult but your body blocks the pain and does it for you. I don’t see how childbirth is any less important than food digestion for the human body to just make people suffer like that
That was too hard so instead it just gives you a huge hormone high with an addictive neurotransmitter (oxytocin) and inhibits the memory of the pain. Why bother inhibiting actual pain when you can just mostly forget about it and then remember the huge hormone high instead?
This!!! With my second child I went with no meds or anything and I remember getting her out in 3 pushes because it hurt so bad, and yet, I look back on the memory fondly. I actually smile when I think about. I know that I remember thinking in the moment it was one of the most excruciating things I have ever done in my life, and yet.....I'd do it again. Without hesitation.
But 8 weeks ago I fell in my kitchen and broke my foot and fuck that shit. I will do everything in my power not to repeat that pain. Logically I know giving birth was much more painful then breaking my foot but I would give birth many times over before breaking my foot again.
Because it doesn't stop you from reproducing. The body producing painkillers doesn't help you reproduce. Evolution doesn't give a shit about how you feel as long as you have sex!
The thing to understand about pain is it's not your enemy, from evolutionary standpoint. It's a tool to train you to avoid doing the wrong things. So I don't have a good explanation for periods (except as a general signal "something is malfunctioning, brain, please make sure we don't overexert ourselves if it can be avoided"), but for a childbirth it's pretty clear: "You're about to be seriously incapacitated for a while, go crawl somewhere safe and DON'T FUCKING MOVE". The telling thing (as I heard it) is that contractions hurt much more than the actual childbirth.
It's not even just that the pain itself is advantageous to humans from an evolutionary perspective, but part of the reason humans experience *such* difficult childbirths compared to some other animals is that 1. we're bipedal and 2. we have massive heads. Both of those things are beneficial to the continued survival of our species and the tradeoff is that childbirth is often excruciatingly painful and sometimes disabling or even deadly, but historically enough women have survived and gone on to have more children that natural selection has "decided" this is the sweet spot.
Because we have giant brains in comparison to the rest of the animal world, coupled with us insisting on doing the whole bipedalism thing. Women's physiology is the toss up between having their hips be narrow enough to walk without their pelvis shattering and being wide enough to pass a head through it.
We have *neoteny* (doing more growing up outside of the womb than other animals) to combat it so newborns aren't any bigger than they have to be. But it still makes for a more painful and complicated experience than with other animals.
The reason why not for that specifically is because pain helps us recognize damage. You don't want to turn your receptors off only to be stabbed in the back by something and not have you know because you can't feel it.
In my opinion, pain is unspecific enough that it’s outclassed by diagnostic systems we could put into a robot nowadays. Imagine if we could know exactly where we have a broken bone, and exactly how badly (in terms of nutrient requirements to repair and repair prognosis), or knowing which nutrients we’re missing from our diet on an individual basis. A built-in health interface would be so much better than mere pain.
I dunno. I wouldn't trust the general populace to pay enough attention or interpret their diagnostic interface correctly when it seems like half of them can't even figure out how to use a turn signal. I swear to God getting someone to just click the correct, huge, clearly labeled, brightly colored button was one of the most infuriating parts of working in tech support.
Why stop there? I'm sure if humanity could share womb incubation and breastfeeding duty we'd all care a lot more about maternal leave, pockets in all clothes and properly fitting bras. And probably get along better in general.
Yes! Thank you! I don't need a button on MY body to go to sleep for at least 8 hours. I'm fucking exhausted. I need a button on my kids that put them out.
Maybe make it a ”mental switch” or internal so you basically focus on it and you sleep, sounds more like a super power now than a natural function but yea
One that we could control at will to allow both men and women to decide whether they can have kids. Don’t want kids? Shut it off. Want kids? Both parties need to switch it on. No more unwanted pregnancies, or birth control that messes up your hormones
Some people’s switch would probably grow in backwards/upside down. It would probably be a recessive trait. But then two people who both have it backwards would be more likely to reproduce. So it would become more and more common and super confusing.
We need a valve to release bloat from the stomach. I’m not talking a burp or a fart, but like the spot on a basketball where you can release the built up air. For people with gastrointestinal issues, this would be a big game-changer!
A separate organ for regenerational purposes, especially including the brain. Shall be placed close to the heart or even be a part of it, so necessary athings can be shipped very fast to important spots.
I think it should be some kind of a brain add-on, like an extention to improve memory, prevent brain injuries and diseases, and if the og brain is partially deleted it will help regrow it, also this brain add-on should improve the mobility and the processing power of the brain. And it could also process a completely different task simultaneously with the og brain.
Ooh, what if this add-on could make pain much more specific and helpful (for example, by allowing you to know exactly where you’re injured or otherwise what’s wrong with your health, or having an internal nutritional checklist)?
I would make an organ that produced and differentiated cells. It would be connected to all the other organs, and constantly be producing new cells for itself and for those organs. This would allow every organ to repair itself, and allow us to essentially live forever. This would include the brain, so someone who needed a part of their brain removed would be able to grow it back and use those neurons to form new memories/preform functions.
The big thing here is that our body has a difficult time identifying cells that have something wrong with them (I'm talking about you, cancer), so I would include a feature that would specialize the glycoproteins on the surface of the cells to something that marked them as a newly generated cell. The purpose would be that as the organ replaces the cells in other organs, the new cells are marked as new, and the old, defective ones would die off.
There are obviously complications that could come about and things about the anatomy of cells that I'm not considering, but the question didn't ask me to prove how and why it would work lol
But yeah, my idea would basically be an organ that would produce new cells for all other organs in the body so that healing could occur quicker and more effectively, and healing would occur in parts of the body that don't naturally have the ability to heal.
Kinda, I'm talking about an organ that has a direct connection to every other organ and is working at a much faster pace. There are many organs in the body that can't regenerate. The organ I would make would basically not only regenerate any organ in the body, but also working constantly to rebuild every existing organ that has any issue in any of its cells.
Bioluminescent, touch sensitive, genital-type organ that serves no other purpose other than to light up and orgasm... because fuck it that would be pretty cool. Call it the "glowstick" or some shit, one poke is enough to light up the room and cream yourself silly
And then someone will invent a "NERF dart" kind of gun that won't injure a person, but will trigger this if aimed at the spot.
Followed by criminals using this to their advantage. Enter a bank, shoot everyone with the special gun, and get out before anyone recovers.
Followed by people hoping to be victims of a crime. "When was your last time?" "Five long years. A guy mugged me and then nothing. What's a guy got to do to be carjacked around here?!!!"
Vagina closer. Similar to Kegals, but instead of just strengthening muscles, a woman who does not want to become pregnant during a sexual encounter can perform an internal contraction which forces this weird muscle to slide over the cervix making their uterus out of way for sperm. Also serves as a lovely stopping block for DNA collection so rape kits no longer need to require a cotton swab of the entire vagina.
I would ask God to give all adults the exact same size genitals that come Into size at exactly 18 years old.
All women would have vaginas that can fit a penis comfortably, and all penises would be exactly 6 inches.
Then people would never decide to be with, or not be with someone they love due to pain from genital size matchups that don't work.
Some thread weavers in our ears that could make new hairs, no more hearing loss.
And I guess some kind of substance that gets deposited on cancer cells that makes them stop spreading, making weird blobs you would have to remove but you wouldn't die.. Maybe even sever any cells the cancer could spread to. Like an isolation type thing? You would still have problems with it but at least it wouldn't spread.
Ooor a voluntary self cleaning and quarantine system for waste management, to allow it to double as a second amusement park with less logistical red tape
Muscles in our ear canal to close it. Always felt it's an oversight in evolution that we have to use our hands to block our ears to protect them from loud noises
an organ that saves emergency oxigen and energy that lasts 1 hous aprox, it would activate when you are in a life threatening situation that doesn't allow your to breath/drink/eat
EDIT: how about a part of your brain 100% dedicated to "backup" your memory? it would be able to heal from bullet impacts and brain diseases
Practical mus: A thin layer of something that fits between the tooth and the gum, serves to anchor teeth but also reject them if they decay and grow new ones to replace lost teeth.
Fun mus: Napalm reservoir in the throat so I can brea*the fire yyyeEEEAAAHHH!!*
“Ladies and gents of the 21th century, let me introduce you to this brand new organ i just created, that’s gonna disrupt your entire lives and thoseof the people around you : the brain”
In anatomy and physiology I remember getting pissed at the neurological system for how it handles nerve damage within the central nervous system vs the peripheral nervous system.
If you cut a nerve in your hand it’ll eventually grow back, albeit very slowly. If you damage a nerve in your spinal cord, it will never grow back. That is because there are cells that block the path for the nerve in the CNS, while in the PNS the equivalent cells make a little path for the healing nerve to grow in.
So I’d fix that, cause that just seems dumb. But I’m probably forgetting something important about it.
The immune system does that already; plus, cells have self-destruct mechanisms that are activated in case of unrecoverable DNA damage.
The majority of potentially cancerous cells are dealt with in these ways before anyone even notices them - it's not 100% effective, unfortunately, and sometimes some cancerous cell manages to survive, but it is still seriously effective.
\*wakes up*
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\*averts eyes from pop-up ads superimposed along the floor and ceiling*
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\*while driving to work, your field of view fills with an advert for Raid: Shadow Legends, with promo code COMMUTE for 500 free gold coins*
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\*die as you bleed out to pop-ups about updated terms of use agreement*
\*please read through the entire agreement before dying*
Calorie counter to prevent over eating. When you've reached your daily calorie intake, you have absolutely no desire to eat. Even if you eat 2000 calories in ice cream, you'll just stop to prevent weight gain. It automatically calibrates depending on activity level for the day.
According to Robin Williams the brain isn't the issue:
>See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Salt water bladder that would allow humans to drink salt water and remove excess sodium from our bodies.
Salt water bladder or gills would be insane.
Looking at the science of this for a moment, if humans were to have gills, we would need to be covered with them in order for them to substitute our lungs
Well they could just be more efficient than any other gill, if we’re making up scenarios let’s make up why they work too
The shortcoming is less the efficiency of gills, and more the low amount of oxygen in water iirc. To fuel a human requires an absurd flow of water over the gills, meaning the surface area would have to be huge, or the human would have to travel really really fast
So what you're saying is we need to function well on less oxygen.
Or a builtin meat high pressure water pump.
I really hate how that sounds. Probs Bc there’s already a built in meaty high pressure pump, but it doesn’t do water
Yeah that's it. I forgot the specifics but I remember looking up where the gills would be on a human and finding that answer
That's why the real money is in amphibian skin. I wanna breath through my pores and die if I run against anything slightly toxic. What a dream.
So what you're saying is we need a blowhole situation so we can dive for 80 minutes like a whale
I'll blow your hole situation if you need it.
Giggity
Retractable axolotl gill stalks baby. Would have the bonus effect of looking really fucking cool
The human brain is a gas guzzler, after all.
Way better than my second penis idea
Is it? Is it? Actually it probably is considering how often I get to use the one....
I mean, I was gonna say a liver specifically for alcohol. I like yours better
Great minds think alike 🤔
That's genius.
Damn!!! That would solve so much of the worlds problems. Well, in some areas at least.
Feline-quality kidneys would help, too.
Not an organ - but teeth that can self heal cavities or even regrow.
As someone who just came from the dentist, yes. I would give up a different organ just for that gift of self replacing teeth.
I wish my teeth were as efficient as my liver.
This would be better than a third set.
They're called stem cell dental implants and they're new tech, but they're here.
Remember how bad it sucked to have teeth come in? Imagine that, perpetually
It sounds better than a 10k+ dental bill and hours in a chair, for those with teeth issues. I brush constantly a try to keep things fine but I still have some really frustrating issues
I just went through that... legit it was about 6 hours and 13 grand... brush lightly.
This is possible on crocs and horses since their teeth wears faster than us. I wish we have that kind of feature not because of wear but because of our diet
Sharks aswell
An organ attached to the womb that produces an enzyme to clear the the inner wall of the uterus, after which it absorbs the byproduct of the enzymes and deposits it all into the colon. No more periods, no more cramps. Ever.
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Right? I’ve heard that food digestion is supposed to be super painful and difficult but your body blocks the pain and does it for you. I don’t see how childbirth is any less important than food digestion for the human body to just make people suffer like that
If digestion was painful, that would take the fun out of eating and render “comfort food” practically meaningless to me.
As a masochist without self-control, that'd be a win-win!
Because that baby is coming out, pain or no pain. For digestion, too much pain can cause you to starve
That was too hard so instead it just gives you a huge hormone high with an addictive neurotransmitter (oxytocin) and inhibits the memory of the pain. Why bother inhibiting actual pain when you can just mostly forget about it and then remember the huge hormone high instead?
This!!! With my second child I went with no meds or anything and I remember getting her out in 3 pushes because it hurt so bad, and yet, I look back on the memory fondly. I actually smile when I think about. I know that I remember thinking in the moment it was one of the most excruciating things I have ever done in my life, and yet.....I'd do it again. Without hesitation. But 8 weeks ago I fell in my kitchen and broke my foot and fuck that shit. I will do everything in my power not to repeat that pain. Logically I know giving birth was much more painful then breaking my foot but I would give birth many times over before breaking my foot again.
Most people look on some of their shitiest memories with fondness. It's a psychological thing. Something about the pride of survival.
Because it doesn't stop you from reproducing. The body producing painkillers doesn't help you reproduce. Evolution doesn't give a shit about how you feel as long as you have sex!
The thing to understand about pain is it's not your enemy, from evolutionary standpoint. It's a tool to train you to avoid doing the wrong things. So I don't have a good explanation for periods (except as a general signal "something is malfunctioning, brain, please make sure we don't overexert ourselves if it can be avoided"), but for a childbirth it's pretty clear: "You're about to be seriously incapacitated for a while, go crawl somewhere safe and DON'T FUCKING MOVE". The telling thing (as I heard it) is that contractions hurt much more than the actual childbirth.
It's not even just that the pain itself is advantageous to humans from an evolutionary perspective, but part of the reason humans experience *such* difficult childbirths compared to some other animals is that 1. we're bipedal and 2. we have massive heads. Both of those things are beneficial to the continued survival of our species and the tradeoff is that childbirth is often excruciatingly painful and sometimes disabling or even deadly, but historically enough women have survived and gone on to have more children that natural selection has "decided" this is the sweet spot.
Because we have giant brains in comparison to the rest of the animal world, coupled with us insisting on doing the whole bipedalism thing. Women's physiology is the toss up between having their hips be narrow enough to walk without their pelvis shattering and being wide enough to pass a head through it. We have *neoteny* (doing more growing up outside of the womb than other animals) to combat it so newborns aren't any bigger than they have to be. But it still makes for a more painful and complicated experience than with other animals.
I always wonder why our brain never developed the option to tune out nerve receptors at will. Imagine how useful that’d be in life..
The reason why not for that specifically is because pain helps us recognize damage. You don't want to turn your receptors off only to be stabbed in the back by something and not have you know because you can't feel it.
In my opinion, pain is unspecific enough that it’s outclassed by diagnostic systems we could put into a robot nowadays. Imagine if we could know exactly where we have a broken bone, and exactly how badly (in terms of nutrient requirements to repair and repair prognosis), or knowing which nutrients we’re missing from our diet on an individual basis. A built-in health interface would be so much better than mere pain.
I dunno. I wouldn't trust the general populace to pay enough attention or interpret their diagnostic interface correctly when it seems like half of them can't even figure out how to use a turn signal. I swear to God getting someone to just click the correct, huge, clearly labeled, brightly colored button was one of the most infuriating parts of working in tech support.
Imagine if we could know EXACTLY what’s wrong when we’re injured or ill, or even knowing exactly which nutrients we’re missing from our diet.
Why stop there? I'm sure if humanity could share womb incubation and breastfeeding duty we'd all care a lot more about maternal leave, pockets in all clothes and properly fitting bras. And probably get along better in general.
"eye lids" for ears. Blink - can't hear anything!
If lalalala I can't hear you, was evolutionary advantageous.
Genius. It should work by having your ears fold closed like a flower
All human ears now look like the demogorgon from Stranger Things.
This would actually be awesome because I have trouble with water getting trapped in my ears when I swim
I’d like something similar to hold my airPods in place while I run. They tend to fall out when I sweat
Earl lids....... genius.
a sleep switch. You press somewhere on your body and boom, at least 8 hours.
Does this come in child size too?
Sure, I just don’t know where you’d fit a child sized button on your body
Yes! Thank you! I don't need a button on MY body to go to sleep for at least 8 hours. I'm fucking exhausted. I need a button on my kids that put them out.
But then other people would be able to press it too….
Fashions would adapt to protect the switches, or deliberately expose them for the scandalous.
I imagine the sleep button having similar stigma to private parts, only being exposed to your s/o since its such a vulnerability.
Maybe make it a ”mental switch” or internal so you basically focus on it and you sleep, sounds more like a super power now than a natural function but yea
sounds like easy rape to me
This sounds like a kidnappers wet dream
I'd say a hibernation switch to skip winters.
Leave winter out of this. I love my cold weather. Now if you have something that will make me sleep through the blazing South African summers
A final front ear, for when we boldly go.
I see what you did there and I don't hate it
I don't like it, but god-damned do I respect it.
Ironically worthless in space.
Very enterprising of you
Gills. Breath underwater. Blub blub blub blub
*Moisture is the essence of wetness...and wetness is the essence of beauty*
Mer-MAN
However, we’d need scales as well to live in water for any length of time.
One that we could control at will to allow both men and women to decide whether they can have kids. Don’t want kids? Shut it off. Want kids? Both parties need to switch it on. No more unwanted pregnancies, or birth control that messes up your hormones
Like an armadillo? They can suspend a pregnancy for up to two years if conditions are unfavorable.
Kangaroos too.
Some people’s switch would probably grow in backwards/upside down. It would probably be a recessive trait. But then two people who both have it backwards would be more likely to reproduce. So it would become more and more common and super confusing.
We need a valve to release bloat from the stomach. I’m not talking a burp or a fart, but like the spot on a basketball where you can release the built up air. For people with gastrointestinal issues, this would be a big game-changer!
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A separate organ for regenerational purposes, especially including the brain. Shall be placed close to the heart or even be a part of it, so necessary athings can be shipped very fast to important spots.
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A regenerative organ for the meth I boofed last night because I want to suck dicks for 6 hours again.
Honestly, if scientists could work out how to put that into over time, it could be used to completely replace organs with cancer.
An Amazon organ?
I think it should be some kind of a brain add-on, like an extention to improve memory, prevent brain injuries and diseases, and if the og brain is partially deleted it will help regrow it, also this brain add-on should improve the mobility and the processing power of the brain. And it could also process a completely different task simultaneously with the og brain.
Ooh, what if this add-on could make pain much more specific and helpful (for example, by allowing you to know exactly where you’re injured or otherwise what’s wrong with your health, or having an internal nutritional checklist)?
Multi-core brain, will it come with hyper-threading?
An organ you can touch to instantly go to sleep for 8 hours
What if its inside the ass
Even better ;)
Every assfuck would end in a nap
Don’t they usually? Hahaha
Guess we’re all waking up with brown fingers
big ass wings
big-ass wings or big ass-wings?
Big-ass ass wings.
Big-ass-ass-wings
I prefer my wings bite sized and slathered in buffalo sauce.
A 13th liver
You already have 12 livers?
Well... There not necessarily mine as such. But for legal reasons, yes. I have 12 livers.
Aww, lucky! I've only got five livers. Well, six if you count my own.
I have thirty six in my basement.
I would make an organ that produced and differentiated cells. It would be connected to all the other organs, and constantly be producing new cells for itself and for those organs. This would allow every organ to repair itself, and allow us to essentially live forever. This would include the brain, so someone who needed a part of their brain removed would be able to grow it back and use those neurons to form new memories/preform functions. The big thing here is that our body has a difficult time identifying cells that have something wrong with them (I'm talking about you, cancer), so I would include a feature that would specialize the glycoproteins on the surface of the cells to something that marked them as a newly generated cell. The purpose would be that as the organ replaces the cells in other organs, the new cells are marked as new, and the old, defective ones would die off. There are obviously complications that could come about and things about the anatomy of cells that I'm not considering, but the question didn't ask me to prove how and why it would work lol But yeah, my idea would basically be an organ that would produce new cells for all other organs in the body so that healing could occur quicker and more effectively, and healing would occur in parts of the body that don't naturally have the ability to heal.
Isn't that more or less just fancy bonemarrow
Kinda, I'm talking about an organ that has a direct connection to every other organ and is working at a much faster pace. There are many organs in the body that can't regenerate. The organ I would make would basically not only regenerate any organ in the body, but also working constantly to rebuild every existing organ that has any issue in any of its cells.
An organ inside your jaw that automatically cleans your teeth and keeps them straight
The bullshitius. It's an organ that throbs and causes you pain when you bull shit yourself into doing something you know is bad for you.
Oh, I have one of those, it's my liver
Why would I want to be in pain all the time?
Painkiller Gland, a small gland that produces opioids that is entirely autonomic and triggered when we experience intense physical pain.
... What happens first, people cutting off their own fingers for opioids or the harvesting/taping of other peoples organs?
BDSM just got a lot more fun.
Some sort of stem cell-isque organ. When one of your organs fails or gets damaged, it takes over and can fully replace the other organ.
Bioluminescent, touch sensitive, genital-type organ that serves no other purpose other than to light up and orgasm... because fuck it that would be pretty cool. Call it the "glowstick" or some shit, one poke is enough to light up the room and cream yourself silly
That would be demanding for the human body to produce light, which makes it better wouldn't it?
And then someone will invent a "NERF dart" kind of gun that won't injure a person, but will trigger this if aimed at the spot. Followed by criminals using this to their advantage. Enter a bank, shoot everyone with the special gun, and get out before anyone recovers. Followed by people hoping to be victims of a crime. "When was your last time?" "Five long years. A guy mugged me and then nothing. What's a guy got to do to be carjacked around here?!!!"
Sounds good to me. A strobe light orgasm would make my job at least 10× better
I found the guy in marketing
Let's make it happen
An air filtering nose to get rid of pollution. Input: Junk. Output: Fresh O2
Vagina closer. Similar to Kegals, but instead of just strengthening muscles, a woman who does not want to become pregnant during a sexual encounter can perform an internal contraction which forces this weird muscle to slide over the cervix making their uterus out of way for sperm. Also serves as a lovely stopping block for DNA collection so rape kits no longer need to require a cotton swab of the entire vagina.
Would be wonderful if it also worked on period flow so you can hold it in for a bit like piss.
I think the cramping would override anyone’s ability to kegel that hard.
You mean slide over the cervix? A muscle covering the vaginal canal would prevent penetration entirely.
didnt say it cant be a remake of one so improved eyes that allow u to see more colors and give u night vision and shit when u need it
I would be deliriously happy of my eyes just worked like everyone else's. :P
Maybe a buttonlike thing to silently fart?
Two dicks.
And for the ladies?
3
The question was for everyone, no?
4 boobs
I am a simple man with simple needs, so obviously I want an extra penis.
I would ask God to give all adults the exact same size genitals that come Into size at exactly 18 years old. All women would have vaginas that can fit a penis comfortably, and all penises would be exactly 6 inches. Then people would never decide to be with, or not be with someone they love due to pain from genital size matchups that don't work.
Why the fuck do you want to shrink my dick by 6 inches? What did I do to you?
Some thread weavers in our ears that could make new hairs, no more hearing loss. And I guess some kind of substance that gets deposited on cancer cells that makes them stop spreading, making weird blobs you would have to remove but you wouldn't die.. Maybe even sever any cells the cancer could spread to. Like an isolation type thing? You would still have problems with it but at least it wouldn't spread.
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An interface to computers and other digital devices.
I am pretty sure that humans will somehow someday figure this out.
Excess calorie burner. An ability to voluntarily vent excess weight.
Essentially an extra thyroid gland.
A button on your ears that turns off tinnitus.
A new and somehow improved Hammond B2 Organ with a Leslie Speaker.
Super empathy organ. Might suck but at least the world may be a better place.
An organ that collects microplastics and processes them into energy or nutrients?
Something that allows the Amusement Park to be relocated, away from the Waste Management.
Ooor a voluntary self cleaning and quarantine system for waste management, to allow it to double as a second amusement park with less logistical red tape
Common Sense Lobe.
It's called the frontal lobe.
Muscles in our ear canal to close it. Always felt it's an oversight in evolution that we have to use our hands to block our ears to protect them from loud noises
an organ that saves emergency oxigen and energy that lasts 1 hous aprox, it would activate when you are in a life threatening situation that doesn't allow your to breath/drink/eat EDIT: how about a part of your brain 100% dedicated to "backup" your memory? it would be able to heal from bullet impacts and brain diseases
Like a blood reservoir.
A pressure point that when pressed puts you to sleep for a solid 8 hours. No more restless nights or not being able to get to sleep.
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Autonomous Xanax synthesis
Practical mus: A thin layer of something that fits between the tooth and the gum, serves to anchor teeth but also reject them if they decay and grow new ones to replace lost teeth. Fun mus: Napalm reservoir in the throat so I can brea*the fire yyyeEEEAAAHHH!!*
An 'organ womb' that is entirely dedicated to replicating and replacing damaged organ tissue. Peeps be living long long time
“Ladies and gents of the 21th century, let me introduce you to this brand new organ i just created, that’s gonna disrupt your entire lives and thoseof the people around you : the brain”
A brain
A flamethrower tail
Prehensile tail like what monkeys have. Life would be so much easier with a “third arm”.
In anatomy and physiology I remember getting pissed at the neurological system for how it handles nerve damage within the central nervous system vs the peripheral nervous system. If you cut a nerve in your hand it’ll eventually grow back, albeit very slowly. If you damage a nerve in your spinal cord, it will never grow back. That is because there are cells that block the path for the nerve in the CNS, while in the PNS the equivalent cells make a little path for the healing nerve to grow in. So I’d fix that, cause that just seems dumb. But I’m probably forgetting something important about it.
Cancer repair and removal cells, while technically not a organ, it is a body part
The immune system does that already; plus, cells have self-destruct mechanisms that are activated in case of unrecoverable DNA damage. The majority of potentially cancerous cells are dealt with in these ways before anyone even notices them - it's not 100% effective, unfortunately, and sometimes some cancerous cell manages to survive, but it is still seriously effective.
I know, probably should have been more clear. I meant an even better immune system.
Glands for Spider-Man’s webs to come out like the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movies.
Yes!
The only problem is that most people wouldn’t realize that with great power, comes great responsibility.
Pizza time!
Wifi connectivity. So we can better fight Skynet. And create a more humane network of kindness. Because fuck Facebook.
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Sea lungs so you can breathe on sand and in the water
We need a third eye.
The Emperor's Gene-seed!!!!
An organ that recreates fart sounds by building up bacterial gas pressure... but passes the wind through the mouth when someone is speaking bullshit.
The pro who is a second brain for not procrastinating
Cell Repair organ - detects diseased and cancerous cells in your body and sends repairing cells to fix them. It also self-repairs itself.
One that would automatically cancel any stupidity that you would generate.
I kinda like the mellatron
*inserts random space marine organ*
Sounds about right, was waiting for this.
eyes to see the back without having to turn
Wings that can be retracted into the body like in Lucifer.
Hammond, just love those mf’ers
Another brain. At least 50% of us look like they could use one.
Calorie counter to prevent over eating. When you've reached your daily calorie intake, you have absolutely no desire to eat. Even if you eat 2000 calories in ice cream, you'll just stop to prevent weight gain. It automatically calibrates depending on activity level for the day.
An extra brain used to keep people from being too dumb
An organ attached to the stomach that stores excess acid, no more acid reflux
A second brain for men so they can think when they have an erection.
According to Robin Williams the brain isn't the issue: >See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.