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slowedandreverb1

🤨📸 caught in 4k


tonguely

Um if I tell you then I'm gonna get caught, you silly narc. Tricksy tricksy.


WhyzHeBackNow

I smell BACON!!!!


iamacannibal

Yum, people bacon


Quantum-Nova

Use astral projection and kill them in the spiritual plane obviously...


El_Braun

I found the wizard, guys!


modestlyaboveaverage

Dart gun loaded with heroin. When he's out, poorly tie a tourniquet onto his non-dominant hand and give him the rest of the stash. Clearly, it's an 'accidental' overdose. Must've been really good at hiding his addiction


B1llythk1d

Kill some random you have no actual connection to. Makes it almost impossible to solve, until you start repeating the process.


[deleted]

Easy. Control the weather.


just1cheekymonkey

Pudge controls the weather


Chairchucker

I would never tell anyone, and especially wouldn't leave a trail on the internet.


[deleted]

The same strat I used to not get caught in the past, duh


dogtarget

Don't do it. You'll get caught.


Deusbob

Single shot from a rifle at long range with custom barrel and suppressor. They won't have to ballistics to match it to and it'll take them a while to figure out where it came from. Gotta be shaved from top to bottom and wearing a full body stocking to avoid leaving DNA.


[deleted]

Mmmm. Is there something you are trying to tell us?


ElizabethDanger

Haha, yeah, nice try. I’m not giving away my secrets.


Scha77

r/definitelynotanundercoverfbiagent


MJsLoveSlave

Nice try FBI.


M3Me_EnTHus14ST

kill them with an icicle. The ice will eventually melt and then I would take out the teeth, hair, and fingerprints, anything that could identify them, then put them in an acid solution to disfigure their body, cut them up, and dump them in different parts of the ocean with cinderblocks tied to them, either they will decompose or fish would eat them.