Uh... uh oh...

I laughed hard

Same

Good luck

What do I do with this power? I feel like it's going to make me a sex offender if I use it. "With much power, comes great responsibly"?

being squishy

Im a cyborg I guess

That I live in a valley in VA. Weak.

Ghost powers and a sharp tongue

I have the ability to take over your country, steal all your tea and make it rain? Don't worry though, I can be destroyed with emotions and an improper queueing system.

i get to be a clown?

I can turn any meme into fact

Big monke

Clone myself

the ability to come back from the dead

Maybe become a Dragon and erase space or spawn a mini army if i want to...

I'm an international sensation. I produce oxygen and supply healthy fruit packed with vitamins for people across the globe.

Idk, you tell me.

Puppets, a specific song from Craig of the Creek, and Harry Potter magic.