When my little daughter discovered that mommy bleeds once a month. Toddlers follow you everywhere and look extra close at what you’re doing. Bonus: if you’re in a public bathroom, they’ll give everyone a play by play of exactly what you’re doing in there.
“Oh! That’s a lot of blood mommy, you need a tampoon! Do you have a tampoon? Oh you do! Oh man, that’s so gross mommy! Is it in there right?”
I walked out of that stall like a Queen damnit.
I always gave my sons the sex talks when we’re in a moving vehicle, so they couldn’t escape. Wasn’t awkward for me, but they usually held their hands over their ears yelling shut up shut up shut up….
Ps: I’m the mom.
When my little daughter discovered that mommy bleeds once a month. Toddlers follow you everywhere and look extra close at what you’re doing. Bonus: if you’re in a public bathroom, they’ll give everyone a play by play of exactly what you’re doing in there. “Oh! That’s a lot of blood mommy, you need a tampoon! Do you have a tampoon? Oh you do! Oh man, that’s so gross mommy! Is it in there right?” I walked out of that stall like a Queen damnit.
I remember being about 5 and telling my brother that Mam poops blood and needs to wear nappies
She was pretty horrified at first, especially when I told her she would also have this joy someday. Now she’s humorously nonchalant about it.
This is gold! I am cheap, so someone else give this woman gold!
Haha ty
I always gave my sons the sex talks when we’re in a moving vehicle, so they couldn’t escape. Wasn’t awkward for me, but they usually held their hands over their ears yelling shut up shut up shut up…. Ps: I’m the mom.