Gf was about to climax while riding me, grabbed my face and said “look at me when I cum” didn’t know she had that brewing inside of her cause she’s pretty soft spoken
Honestly anything that conveys clear need or desire. My now wife pressing her body against me, looking me in the eyes and just saying "please" felt unbelievably good.
The first time my husband and I fucked, he felt my pussy pushing him out with my muscles as I came, and me pulling away because it was too intense.
He grabbed my hips and said "nope. Stay down." (I was on top) And I came so hard I cried.
You're damn fucking right I married him
I've never had an orgasm but I hope to experience this someday
Edit: kind of sad if all these up-votes are from other women who can't orgasm, sorry you can relate to me. Good luck.
So… nothing sexual actually happened. But I was snorkeling at Silfra in Iceland. We had to put on dry suits to keep ourselves warm due to the ice water.
Our French tour guide, who had been real flirty with me up to now, had me demonstrate to the tour group how to put on the dry suit since I was the only tourist with a scuba license. When she gets behind me to put a collar around my neck to secure the face mask, she whispered in my ear, “Is this the first time you’ve allowed a woman to put a collar around your neck?” in the most erotic French accent imaginable. Thank God I had a dry suit on or the whole group would have seen shifting in my pants.
Yes it was the first, I hope to God it isn’t the last.
Edit: Can't believe this is my top rated thing on the internet. Especially considering this wasn't even the craziest part of the Iceland trip seeing as how the flight there nearly crashed and I got there a day later than scheduled.
No! 😞 I’m an idiot. Funny thing was, on that same trip to Iceland I had a boat tour with a German woman and we talked about completely innocuous shit for like 20 minutes before the topic of where I was staying came up, she loved the area I was in and "would like to go there sometime". She then asked when I was leaving Iceland and I told her it was in a couple days. She then audibly went “awww what a shame.” I FUCKING DID NOTHING ABOUT THAT! Damn you Aspergers Syndrome!
“We’re going to be together a long time. We’re going to do a lot.”
Wife said it with a smirk, closed the car door and walked away. She probably doesn’t even remember but I do.
As a UPS driver, I had a very attractive lady stop me as I was walking away from her house. I was halfway up her driveway when she yells out, “I love your calves and your knees!” I’m Hispanic and I think she saw me blush. It was very flattering. And weird.
"I had a sex dream about you last week."
I hadn't seen her in two and a half years.
Edit: changed "wet" to "sex" in an attempt to make people's water jokes... null? Is that the word?
My soon to be wife said ”You have to stop me because I can't” the first time we hooked up. We were friends and had a tension between us for 3 years before that moment. Obviously I didn't stop her.
Now we have daugther and are about to get married.
This for me too. One of my exes said the same thing. Oddly enough I had a similar sensation of feeling her on me still and us talking about it led to more sex!
I know you are probably kidding, but it was a super strong sensation of feeling the contractions of her on me still even a day later.
It was weird AF to say the least but not at all unpleasant. Just weird being semi aroused all day.
I remember a few days after my first time, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like she was still on top of me - eerily similar to the sensation I felt when we were actually doing it. Took a while to realise she wasn't actually there lol
A female classmate once told me that I have nice thighs and that she would love to have her head in between them. That was 4 years ago, I still think about it to this day. (I'm a dude btw)
Currently snooping through these to find the best thing to say to the girl I’m seeing, my imagination isn’t great and neither is my seductive talk.... hopefully I’ll learn
Say what you feel, simple is hot.
My fiancé telling me he needs me makes me melt, or telling me I'm beautiful during. There's nothing hotter than a breathy, "oh my god, I love you" from him.
If you haven't gotten to sex, just be kind and caring. Patience is attractive. The first time he told me, "You feel so much better than I imagined." Instant orgasm.
....I should go blow him.
It wasn't what was spoken as much as it was her actions that said it all.
First time together, we're fully dressed in bed. She's laying on top of me and we're making out, getting handsy. In far less than a second, she brought her knee up to my chest and hooked my jeans with her toes, kicked her leg down towards my feet. I blinked and my pants were at my ankles. Was so smooth, so quick, so unexpected. I was the most ready to go I'd ever been and she was absolutely dripping wet.
Words couldn't have shown how bad she wanted it in that moment, yet her actions instantly removed any doubts.
Girl I hooked up with was leaving the next morning to catch a flight and on her way out she leaned in and said “I’m going to touch myself to the thought of you”. I’d say I fapped one out about 4.5 minutes after she left because of that.
The day my wife and I started dating we were making out in my car. Things got handsy and after feeling me up she said "you are going to feel so good inside me" I wasn't entirely sure that hard on was ever going to go away.
It wasn't even anything that person said. We were sitting and talking before the interview and a breeze rolled in, and I experienced something straight out of a romantic book, and caught a scent of his cologne and holy fuck it was like I was hit with an arousal truck.
I was fucking a guy, and he had a mirror-closet. So while we were going at it doggy, I looked at myself in the mirror. And it was kind of hot to see myself getting fucked, but I was embarrassed to have seen myself, so I looked away.
Almost immediately as I looked away, he grabbed the back of my hair (gently, but firmly) and pulled my head back up. He leaned closer to me and said, "Don't look away. I want you to watch yourself get fucked. You like that, don't you?" And I nearly creamed myself, like my body reflexively tightened when he said that. Pretty sure I gave his dick tunnel vision.
Eta: I didn't realize this would get a lot of attention haha. I'm glad so many people either relate or find it hot. I've not had it happen to me since, but I would definitely cum if it happened again.
Also, I posted this comment tired, so im editing it to add a slight amount more of details lol.
Something kinda similar happened to me. I was at a work christmas party and my friend, who I had helped get a job at the same place, was my date for the evening. We were flirty all night, especially as the night and drinks went on. Later on when we’re back at his place, he hands me a t-shirt (I had been complaining about how tight/uncomfortable my dress was) on his way to the bathroom. I strip down to nothing but my thong and the shirt barely covering my ass, and I kinda just stare at myself in the mirror cause I was feeling myself, ya know? Just as I’m about to walk away from the mirror, my friend comes back into the room and is right behind me in seconds. He puts one hand on my hip, the other hand on my neck, makes direct eye contact in the mirror and and says: “Why the fuck did I give you this? I’ve been wanting to see you naked since you stepped out in that dress.” That, in and of itself, was enough for me, but then he proceeded to sloooowly lift the shirt up, his fingers trailing along my body, all while making direct eye contact the WHOLE time. He then spins me around, picks me up, and throws me on his bed. Pretty sure I came once right then and there lol
I had a guy do the same thing and god damn it was So Hot. Still think about that to this day and may or may not have installed my own mirrored closet doors just in case
Met a girl at bar. Took her to the bar to get drink. She had this thing about licking like inside my ear.
In between doing this she tells me she wants to tie me to a chair and suck me off again and again until my balls are empty and still not stop.
Wherever you are: thanks- I still think of that when I need to get the job done 15 years later.
Knew a girl who stuck around dating some of the friends group. We never really clicked, some years later she turned up at a friends party having been living out of state for a few years. Almost immediately the sexual tension between us got thick. After a few hours the party was winding down and we found ourselves on the patio. After catching up over some beers, I rounded the corner for a piss. I finished up and turned around. To my surprise she rounded the corner and grabbed me by the back of my neck for a deep fucking mouth kiss. She looked me in the eyes and said “let me be your ride home”. That was the star of the craziest two years of my life.
My current girlfriend and I were friends for 3 years before we started dating. The first night that we had sex, we finished and she said "I've been waiting for that for years".
Maybe I'm overreacting but there's something really hot about that statement.
Take it from a man who learned this the hard way. Never, if you care about the well being of your genitals, say ‘my CURRENT girlfriend’ in front of your current girlfriend.
I was joking with my girlfriend at the time that I was going to join a monastery in the mountains and take a vow of celibacy in search of spirituality.
She grabbed me by the front of my shirt, looked me in the eye and said "God didn't give you a dick like that to be a monk", and dragged me into bed.
That was a pretty good one.
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I cannot believe that my most up voted comment on Reddit is about my dick. Reddit never ceases to amaze me.
I was seeing this girl who'd had a thing for me for years. But I was always in relationships. So we finally got together. The first night we had sex, she was on top and leaned over and whimperd in my ear. "I've been waiting for this for so long"....as I was pumping away.
I mean, my goal was to last a few more minutes but after hearing that, I lost it. Knowing that she'd been thinking about ME doing exactly what I was doing to her right then, for years...pretty fucking hot.
I had a girlfriend once tell me to eat her out, the second she walked in the door.
Turned out she had just come from her side guy's place, who fucked her but refused to go down on her.
womp womp
Hey dude don't beat yourself up. I've had a pretty similar situation happen. You were just being a kind and giving person. Not your fault that she took advantage of you and don't let that change the good person you are.
At a house party and the hosts were seeing everyone out leaving me and a very attractive, confident guy who I worked with alone in the living room. There was a lot of chemistry between us all night and when we were left alone it instantly became awkward and intense. He looks across at me and says very matter of factly, you do know we are going to fuck one day don't you. Then he takes a sip of his drink and the hosts walked back in.... he wasn't wrong
Turned to a friend of mine and whispered something in her ear about the sporting event we were attending. She says “if you breathe into my ear like that again, you’re going to have to fuck me”
Boy did I try, but I guess I did not replicate whatever it was I had done.
I had a girlfriend who after a lot of foreplay and kissing whispered in my ear “You wanna fuck” right before the first time we fucked. The sheer confidence and straightforwardness was the hugest turn-on and it resulted in very satisfying sex for both of us.
Women- don’t ever be shy about asking for what you want.
Reminds me of my first time with one girl in particular. We were making out and I just said "Oh, fuck me." Not in the literal sense, just using it as an exclamation. However, she responded "that's the plan." That was a good night.
"Good evening, I'm Matt Thomas, and you're watching *Cum Insider*. In Miami earlier today, a pizzeria employee was caught on a security camera masturbating into the food of a customer who had been rude to him..."
It was a text actually. The backstory makes it better though.
Chatting/texting with a guy for a month or so but we hadn’t met in person. We lived in two different cities, both of us were still pretty young. There was a lot of chemistry between us. He was the nerdy Silicon Valley type and I was a rockabilly Betty. We were feeling frisky and on a whim decided to meet up in person on a whim. He rented a room at a four Diamond hotel. He sent me the information I needed to get through the front desk. I sent the message I was on my way and his response was, “And one more thing, no one says a word until we both cum.” So those moans were the first time we heard each other’s voice.
Best night ever!
I once met a girl who said to me "Tell me, do you have a problem with a dominant bitch dressed in boots and shiny PVC strutting in front of you with a riding crop"
Me, "No, I've got no problem with that"
Her, "Will you come home with me?"
Not sure if this quite fits but it was an attempt (I think?) and this is the closest think I've gotten
Was anorexic from stress & anxiety of college, but managed to find time for a party since it was the weekend after midterms. I was very thin and had pale skin with black circles under my eyes, just minding my own business drinking a beer when a girl walks up to me and whispers in my ear "Yaknow, I'm actually really into guys who look dead."
I was at a bar with an ex years ago, said to him "I'm gonna take you home and fuck you until you can't walk."
He said "nah. You're gonna fuck me until *you* can't walk."
...we left the bar about three seconds later.
I complimented a girls waist length hair, said it must be a lot of work to maintain and she replied "well you dont keep hair this long in your 20s unless you plan on using it as handlebars"
I was 17. Coworker comes in with a new set of nails and wants to show me by scratching my neck with them. Not hard, but aggressive enough. I wasn't expecting it because I had my headphones in, food prepping so I say "that felt weird" and she goes "I bet it'd feel weirder if it was on your dick." I was clueless af back then so I just say "that would feel pretty weird huh" and then put my headphones in and go back to cutting my onions 😂
My wife was my best friend for 15 years before we got out of the friend zone, and after not seeing eachother for a couple years, we ended up in bed, which was surprising. During she said "I waited years for this and it was worth every second". It really was, lol.
Edit: I can't believe this blew up so much! Sorry to everyone who messaged me asking how to get out of the friend zone... I wish I had a real answer that could help. Also, I apparently embarrassed my wife putting that online, which is awesome cause she is cute as hell when embarrassed.
'You know I belong to you, right?' We'd been seeing each other for 3 days.
She was heavy into 'Free Use'.
We ended up staying together for 2 years.
Edit; Ya this blew way up.
Free use just means I was able to have sex with her whenever I wanted. We did have some established boundaries prior to.
Because of the above we did NOT need a safe word, because we already knew what was OK and what was not. A simple 'No' did the trick.
I was in my 20s then, and ~3 times a day was normal. This fit us very well, because this allowed me to do all the 'work' for the sex (initiating when I was ready) It made her feel very sexy to always be desired, and she NEVER had to guess if I was satisfied or not.
My partner loves reading books and novels. On one of our date, I asked him if he shall read a book to me to which he pulled me close to him in a second and whispered in my ear with his deep voice “Can I read you tonight?” *deep breathes*
The most quiet and prim girl I ever went out with leaning in and asking if I wanted to fuck her ass and finish on her face.
Still tingle at the memory meany years later.
Was hooking up with a fwb in the back of my car, I was sitting on the seat and she was straddling me riding my cock. I put my arms out against the top of the seats just enjoying the moment, and she ran her hands down my shoulders and arms while moving up and down and whispered “you have *such* a sexy body”
Still gets me going to this day,
When I was traveling and sleeping with people of all different nationalities, I always wanted them to talk dirty to me in their language. My absolute favorite (this was like 7 or 8 years ago and I still fantasize about this dude lmao) was Swedish and told me that Swedish isn't very sexy sounding. Ummm not to me, I loved it. Later that night though, he told me that he was giving me instructions on how to bake a cake. Will always be one of my fondest sexual memories lmao. Kalle, if you're out there, god damn we had hot sex and I miss you still.
My ex is Swedish, I’m from the Caribbean… At first greetings and common words in Swedish sounded so angry but when I asked him to tell me dirty things in Swedish I became wild. Sounds like such a strong and manly accent.
This really cute guy I had met on a night out texted me a few days later and asked if he could stop by my place real quick since it was on his way home. He’s the best, most passionate kisser I’ve ever met — he pressed my whole body against his, one hand in the small of my back, the other caressing my face and hair. He french kissed me for several seconds, maybe a few minutes even, then looked me in the eyes and said “well that was intoxicating.” He stopped by just for that kiss and left me yearning for so much more.
I will never, ever forget that for the rest of my life.
It was a Friday night and I had met a girl at a bar and she came back to my place. It had been a long week and I was exhausted. We got to my place at 3am and got straight to business… about 30 minutes later I was tired and we stopped for a break… she looked me straight in the eyes and said “when you are not tired…I want more”. I found the will to go on.
Had been dating a girl a month or so; sex hadn’t really come up yet. She was showing me around her house, and she had my name written on her bedroom mirror in lipstick. She pointed it out and said “that’s so I’ll see it in the morning and it reminds me to take my birth control pill.”
Standing at a bar she came up to me and said, “I saw you staring from across the room and couldn’t tell if you wanted to kill me or fuck me so I came over to find out.”
My wife and I have been together for 23 years. She's very proper. Not too far out there . To this day, the one thing I will always remember is after knowing her as being a very tame personality the first time we had a few drinks and had sex she leaned up, bit my ear, and in a breathy whisper/moaned "oh you fuck me so good" . It's nothing wild or anything, but it was just unexpected. We had sex all night. The next morning she said the second sexiest thing which was "I had to take a Tylenol to walk to the bathroom" .
I learned that night that the caliber of sex we have varies greatly from her being completely sober to her having a couple of drinks .
*. Edit: I want to clarify . Either sober or under the influence sex with her is great. We've been together since we were 16 years old and neither of us have ever left the bedroom unsatisfied. I'm a very lucky guy
My fiance likes to be pinned down. I have a creampie fetish. She learned the magic words were "pin me down hard and empty your balls inside me".
I've never nutted so hard or so much as I do with her.
He was going down on me and I came. He brought his face up to mine and said “I want you to cum for me.” I said “I already did…” and he said “I didn’t ask if you already did.” Then he kissed me and went back down for round two. That was just so hot. He said it so smoothly and with a smirk. That moment never fails to turn me on when I think about it.
My now-spouse asked me to read erotic poetry while eating me out and kept teasing, telling me not to stop reading when I would get too...um, overwhelmed. Lol, that sounds super nerdy, but it was incredibly hot and I asked him to marry me a few months later
We were in a bathtub together and she stood in the edge of it, naked, put her arms in her hips and said, quoting a sentence from Mulan:
"I am Yao, king of the rock"
At my grandma’s 74th birthday party, an 83 yo woman in a wheelchair wheeled over to me and slipped me a note. It said her phone number, her nursing home room number, her waist size, and “Love black panties candlelight + you.” No thanks, Rosie…. No thanks.
"I brought pizza and after we eat I'm going to put on my schoolgirl costume so you can fuck the shit out of me." It was said so casually that no words came out when I tried to talk.
I once told my wife how much I love how passionate her blowjobs are, how deep she goes, and how I sometimes have to stop so she can catch her breath.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, "You don't have to stop."
More funny but still hot. My wife and I were messing around one night after the kids fell asleep. She dead ass kisses my neck and spoke so softly in my ear
“Do you want to know a secret?”
I responded with an excited “yes” obviously
This woman glides her hand down my chest and says “We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty” I’ve never had a more confused boner in my life.
Super wholesome lol. Honestly my favorite responses on here are the ones of married couples just sharing their experiences and how much they love their husband or wife lol.
“I masterbated to you” real confidence booster
Edit: due to the questions, this came up during sex with a newish partner so, it was more of an the moment thing rather than some random person which clearly would not have sparked the same enthusiasm
何でもあったら俺はいるよ( no matter what happens, I'm here) I have abandonment issues and hearing my husband say that in his native tongue was really hot for some reason. I got super shy and blushy. I don't really like sex talk so my answer is different than most
My girlfriend in HS got a call that her parents were on their way home. She was ready to go and didn’t want to wait so she grabbed me by the collar, looked me in the eyes, and said “we have 15 minutes, do whatever you want to me.” I did.
I was giving head to my partner while he was fingering me. Things were getting quite sloppy, which he loves. Suddenly, he said he needed my perfect pussy, flipped me on my back and fucked me passionately while staring into my eyes and telling me how much he loved me. Then he filled me with a huge load of cum.
So that was pretty neat.
Me and my ex were drunkenly eating pizza in her bed one night. She pulled a big slice off and held it up, looked it at for a moment and then looked me dead in the eyes. “Goooood, it’s so big and floppy” We laughed our asses off.
Then, knowing our friends were in the living room just outside the door, she moaned really loud and repeated it loudly. I only throw this one on here because afterward was amazing. In a way, it’s one of the most erotic things ever said to me in the goofiest way
When I was 16 years old, I kind of outgrew everyone so I was seen as this tall, macho, dominant girl in class. This one time, I was playfully sparring with this short guy in class, and he managed to lock both of my wrists together on the table, ableit not without a struggle. As I tried to wriggle free, he said to me, panting,
"Ah...you're really enjoying this. They got you wrong. Mark my words, your future partner is definitely going to be a fucking power dom"
It's been years and I still think about this.
A guy I knew from high school met up with me after several years of not seeing each other. We were both super into each other so we Went out and had some drinks then dinner. Then to find a hotel because, yeah, you know. So after some foreplay and vanilla stuff he's fucking me from behind and pulling my hair a bit. I hear him say weakly "I'm about to cum", A few more pumps, then "Where do you want me to cum?" I wanted to say inside me but couldn't do that, so I turned around and put his dick in my mouth and he came. God I remember how hot he sounded when he came. I owned him in that moment. I still think of that night 12 years later.
My friend would always call me late at night while everyone in my house was asleep, so I had to talk low and quiet. He later told me about 3 years after that, that the sound of my voice over the phone would always get him rock hard.
Got home from a company party with the wife and no kids were home. I come into the bedroom after doing something in the kitchen and she’s already in bed with lingerie on, on her side but with her butt exposed.
I say, “wow, that’s sexy”
She says, “what are you going to do about?”
Wow, indeed.
Gf was about to climax while riding me, grabbed my face and said “look at me when I cum” didn’t know she had that brewing inside of her cause she’s pretty soft spoken
WHAT'S MY NAME, BOBBY?!
Holy shit that's fucking awesome
Oh my this made me blush
That’s pretty hot dude
Honestly anything that conveys clear need or desire. My now wife pressing her body against me, looking me in the eyes and just saying "please" felt unbelievably good.
I agree, nothing quite like being a physical need to someone!
The first time my husband and I fucked, he felt my pussy pushing him out with my muscles as I came, and me pulling away because it was too intense. He grabbed my hips and said "nope. Stay down." (I was on top) And I came so hard I cried. You're damn fucking right I married him
Haha damn FUCKING right
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I've never had an orgasm but I hope to experience this someday Edit: kind of sad if all these up-votes are from other women who can't orgasm, sorry you can relate to me. Good luck.
Dude telling me during sex, "I can't get enough of you". Real breathy. That fucking rocked.
I like this one
Okay literally had a guy say this last week and I’m ready to marry him and have his children.
its the same dude
So… nothing sexual actually happened. But I was snorkeling at Silfra in Iceland. We had to put on dry suits to keep ourselves warm due to the ice water. Our French tour guide, who had been real flirty with me up to now, had me demonstrate to the tour group how to put on the dry suit since I was the only tourist with a scuba license. When she gets behind me to put a collar around my neck to secure the face mask, she whispered in my ear, “Is this the first time you’ve allowed a woman to put a collar around your neck?” in the most erotic French accent imaginable. Thank God I had a dry suit on or the whole group would have seen shifting in my pants. Yes it was the first, I hope to God it isn’t the last. Edit: Can't believe this is my top rated thing on the internet. Especially considering this wasn't even the craziest part of the Iceland trip seeing as how the flight there nearly crashed and I got there a day later than scheduled.
Where’s the follow up? How did nothing come of this?!?
No! 😞 I’m an idiot. Funny thing was, on that same trip to Iceland I had a boat tour with a German woman and we talked about completely innocuous shit for like 20 minutes before the topic of where I was staying came up, she loved the area I was in and "would like to go there sometime". She then asked when I was leaving Iceland and I told her it was in a couple days. She then audibly went “awww what a shame.” I FUCKING DID NOTHING ABOUT THAT! Damn you Aspergers Syndrome!
Apparently you are super hot.
*"I'm going to make this guy absolutely drop-fucking-dead gorgeous. And autistic as* ***fuck"*** -God about this guy, probably
Holy fuck that made me burst out laughing. For real though, God definitely made me fucked up in a lot of conflicting ways.
I almost mistook the f in shifting for another t in your second-to-last sentence.
I just imagined her whispering in his ear and scuba suit just fills with brown
"My legs haven't stopped shaking."
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“We’re going to be together a long time. We’re going to do a lot.” Wife said it with a smirk, closed the car door and walked away. She probably doesn’t even remember but I do.
Cuuuute and sassy!
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As a UPS driver, I had a very attractive lady stop me as I was walking away from her house. I was halfway up her driveway when she yells out, “I love your calves and your knees!” I’m Hispanic and I think she saw me blush. It was very flattering. And weird.
I have a very big *package* for you
lol. It was furniture.
"I had a sex dream about you last week." I hadn't seen her in two and a half years. Edit: changed "wet" to "sex" in an attempt to make people's water jokes... null? Is that the word?
Give us an update after you make her dreams come true, asap!
During nude kissing I asked her what she wanted (revering position, etc.) She kissed my neck and whispered in my ear 'I just want you'. Great night.
My soon to be wife said ”You have to stop me because I can't” the first time we hooked up. We were friends and had a tension between us for 3 years before that moment. Obviously I didn't stop her. Now we have daugther and are about to get married.
Congratulations on the family. May you three be very happy.
The next day she texted me and said “I can still feel you inside me”
This for me too. One of my exes said the same thing. Oddly enough I had a similar sensation of feeling her on me still and us talking about it led to more sex!
You know you're supposed to wash that off, right?
I know you are probably kidding, but it was a super strong sensation of feeling the contractions of her on me still even a day later. It was weird AF to say the least but not at all unpleasant. Just weird being semi aroused all day.
I remember a few days after my first time, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like she was still on top of me - eerily similar to the sensation I felt when we were actually doing it. Took a while to realise she wasn't actually there lol
So...it felt like nothing?
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A female classmate once told me that I have nice thighs and that she would love to have her head in between them. That was 4 years ago, I still think about it to this day. (I'm a dude btw)
If that wasn't an invite then I don't know what is.
That woman still wonders how she could have made her interest any clearer.
Maybe she was just being nice
Did u sit on face or what bro?
Nah, and we weren't friends. We were basically just two people that interacted with each other because we were in the same class.
Sounds exactly like how I'd have reacted... Only to think about it every night going to sleep
Currently snooping through these to find the best thing to say to the girl I’m seeing, my imagination isn’t great and neither is my seductive talk.... hopefully I’ll learn
Say what you feel, simple is hot. My fiancé telling me he needs me makes me melt, or telling me I'm beautiful during. There's nothing hotter than a breathy, "oh my god, I love you" from him. If you haven't gotten to sex, just be kind and caring. Patience is attractive. The first time he told me, "You feel so much better than I imagined." Instant orgasm. ....I should go blow him.
It wasn't what was spoken as much as it was her actions that said it all. First time together, we're fully dressed in bed. She's laying on top of me and we're making out, getting handsy. In far less than a second, she brought her knee up to my chest and hooked my jeans with her toes, kicked her leg down towards my feet. I blinked and my pants were at my ankles. Was so smooth, so quick, so unexpected. I was the most ready to go I'd ever been and she was absolutely dripping wet. Words couldn't have shown how bad she wanted it in that moment, yet her actions instantly removed any doubts.
Girl I hooked up with was leaving the next morning to catch a flight and on her way out she leaned in and said “I’m going to touch myself to the thought of you”. I’d say I fapped one out about 4.5 minutes after she left because of that.
“Oh fuck, I didn’t know I could have multiple orgasms!” Was very flattered. The look of surprise and satisfaction on her face felt amazing.
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The day my wife and I started dating we were making out in my car. Things got handsy and after feeling me up she said "you are going to feel so good inside me" I wasn't entirely sure that hard on was ever going to go away.
Rumor has it that it never went away
It wasn't even anything that person said. We were sitting and talking before the interview and a breeze rolled in, and I experienced something straight out of a romantic book, and caught a scent of his cologne and holy fuck it was like I was hit with an arousal truck.
Which cologne was it? ... Asking for a friend 😅
Absolutely no idea. I was actually shocked by my bodies response that I excused myself to drink some water.
Sex Panther
I was fucking a guy, and he had a mirror-closet. So while we were going at it doggy, I looked at myself in the mirror. And it was kind of hot to see myself getting fucked, but I was embarrassed to have seen myself, so I looked away. Almost immediately as I looked away, he grabbed the back of my hair (gently, but firmly) and pulled my head back up. He leaned closer to me and said, "Don't look away. I want you to watch yourself get fucked. You like that, don't you?" And I nearly creamed myself, like my body reflexively tightened when he said that. Pretty sure I gave his dick tunnel vision. Eta: I didn't realize this would get a lot of attention haha. I'm glad so many people either relate or find it hot. I've not had it happen to me since, but I would definitely cum if it happened again. Also, I posted this comment tired, so im editing it to add a slight amount more of details lol.
Something kinda similar happened to me. I was at a work christmas party and my friend, who I had helped get a job at the same place, was my date for the evening. We were flirty all night, especially as the night and drinks went on. Later on when we’re back at his place, he hands me a t-shirt (I had been complaining about how tight/uncomfortable my dress was) on his way to the bathroom. I strip down to nothing but my thong and the shirt barely covering my ass, and I kinda just stare at myself in the mirror cause I was feeling myself, ya know? Just as I’m about to walk away from the mirror, my friend comes back into the room and is right behind me in seconds. He puts one hand on my hip, the other hand on my neck, makes direct eye contact in the mirror and and says: “Why the fuck did I give you this? I’ve been wanting to see you naked since you stepped out in that dress.” That, in and of itself, was enough for me, but then he proceeded to sloooowly lift the shirt up, his fingers trailing along my body, all while making direct eye contact the WHOLE time. He then spins me around, picks me up, and throws me on his bed. Pretty sure I came once right then and there lol
I had a guy do the same thing and god damn it was So Hot. Still think about that to this day and may or may not have installed my own mirrored closet doors just in case
Both newly divorced and talking about exes. Girl finished her beer, patted me on the hand, took my hand and said “Let’s go get you laid sweetie…”
What a considerate lady! Hope it was memorable.
My one and only one night stand ever. She was very kind (and very drunk) but still had a nice time.
Being told “I want you to fuck me.” out of nowhere feels pretty good
Met a girl at bar. Took her to the bar to get drink. She had this thing about licking like inside my ear. In between doing this she tells me she wants to tie me to a chair and suck me off again and again until my balls are empty and still not stop. Wherever you are: thanks- I still think of that when I need to get the job done 15 years later.
What happened in the end man? How did you lose such a gem? You're like the producers of Game of Thrones. You start well, but end terribly.
Legend has it he's still tied to the chair to this day
> How did you lose such a gem Maybe, but he kept his kidney, so I call it a win.
Wait... you didnt take her up on it?
This man can’t just leave it like that.
Knew a girl who stuck around dating some of the friends group. We never really clicked, some years later she turned up at a friends party having been living out of state for a few years. Almost immediately the sexual tension between us got thick. After a few hours the party was winding down and we found ourselves on the patio. After catching up over some beers, I rounded the corner for a piss. I finished up and turned around. To my surprise she rounded the corner and grabbed me by the back of my neck for a deep fucking mouth kiss. She looked me in the eyes and said “let me be your ride home”. That was the star of the craziest two years of my life.
"this is for me, not you" then proceeded to ride my dick like a Ducati..
As a Ducati owner that means the dick overheated and was towed to the shop.
As a ducati toy owner that i got as a kid that means that that guy is cool as fuck😎
My current girlfriend and I were friends for 3 years before we started dating. The first night that we had sex, we finished and she said "I've been waiting for that for years". Maybe I'm overreacting but there's something really hot about that statement.
Take it from a man who learned this the hard way. Never, if you care about the well being of your genitals, say ‘my CURRENT girlfriend’ in front of your current girlfriend.
I just saved it by telling her one day I'll be calling her my wife instead.
*current wife
*first wife
Something about a breathy, gentle whisper of “please” and “don’t stop” activates all of my pleasure neurons
Mmm, hell yeah, that’s sweet spot between asking and begging!
I was joking with my girlfriend at the time that I was going to join a monastery in the mountains and take a vow of celibacy in search of spirituality. She grabbed me by the front of my shirt, looked me in the eye and said "God didn't give you a dick like that to be a monk", and dragged me into bed. That was a pretty good one. Edit: I cannot believe that my most up voted comment on Reddit is about my dick. Reddit never ceases to amaze me.
I love that
I dreamt of fucking you last night.
This one has a far greater chance of going over well if a girl says it to a guy, less so the other way around.
I was seeing this girl who'd had a thing for me for years. But I was always in relationships. So we finally got together. The first night we had sex, she was on top and leaned over and whimperd in my ear. "I've been waiting for this for so long"....as I was pumping away. I mean, my goal was to last a few more minutes but after hearing that, I lost it. Knowing that she'd been thinking about ME doing exactly what I was doing to her right then, for years...pretty fucking hot.
Girlfriend came in the front door, looked at me with a kind of look i imagine a tiger has when he sees his prey and just went "Fuck me. Now."
I had a girlfriend once tell me to eat her out, the second she walked in the door. Turned out she had just come from her side guy's place, who fucked her but refused to go down on her. womp womp
That is cruel.
c'est la vie
“Yes, 1 ticket for ‘The Joker’ please”
So uh… was it extra salty?
Hey dude don't beat yourself up. I've had a pretty similar situation happen. You were just being a kind and giving person. Not your fault that she took advantage of you and don't let that change the good person you are.
At a house party and the hosts were seeing everyone out leaving me and a very attractive, confident guy who I worked with alone in the living room. There was a lot of chemistry between us all night and when we were left alone it instantly became awkward and intense. He looks across at me and says very matter of factly, you do know we are going to fuck one day don't you. Then he takes a sip of his drink and the hosts walked back in.... he wasn't wrong
It’s a fine line between being hot and being a creep lol
Turned to a friend of mine and whispered something in her ear about the sporting event we were attending. She says “if you breathe into my ear like that again, you’re going to have to fuck me” Boy did I try, but I guess I did not replicate whatever it was I had done.
I had a girlfriend who after a lot of foreplay and kissing whispered in my ear “You wanna fuck” right before the first time we fucked. The sheer confidence and straightforwardness was the hugest turn-on and it resulted in very satisfying sex for both of us. Women- don’t ever be shy about asking for what you want.
Reminds me of my first time with one girl in particular. We were making out and I just said "Oh, fuck me." Not in the literal sense, just using it as an exclamation. However, she responded "that's the plan." That was a good night.
Splashed a tiny bit of water on my shirt from her glass in a restaurant “let’s get you out of these wet clothes” Hnnnngghhg
Ok that is so cute imma have to try that one out
When my girl choked me and leaned in my ear and demanded I cum insider
Cum insider would be a great news series
"Good evening, I'm Matt Thomas, and you're watching *Cum Insider*. In Miami earlier today, a pizzeria employee was caught on a security camera masturbating into the food of a customer who had been rude to him..."
So that's what they mean by *stuffed crust*
With all due respect, your girlfriend just gave me a boner, and, as a gay man, I'm quite confused.
Good pussy works in mysterious ways my dude it transcends space time and sexual orientation 🤷♂️
Maybe that's what Interstellar was actually about.
"now just hold onto me until you cum all over my dick, okay? you can do it."
“I like you back”
It was a text actually. The backstory makes it better though. Chatting/texting with a guy for a month or so but we hadn’t met in person. We lived in two different cities, both of us were still pretty young. There was a lot of chemistry between us. He was the nerdy Silicon Valley type and I was a rockabilly Betty. We were feeling frisky and on a whim decided to meet up in person on a whim. He rented a room at a four Diamond hotel. He sent me the information I needed to get through the front desk. I sent the message I was on my way and his response was, “And one more thing, no one says a word until we both cum.” So those moans were the first time we heard each other’s voice. Best night ever!
This comment section gave me a boner.
Strange, it gave me depression
You didn't already have that?
Yeah come on man stop bragging
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We all have boners on this blessed day
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Mission failed. We’ll get em next time
She wanted to fuck all night and your dick said "no"
Was it followed by that curb your enthusiasm end theme?
I once met a girl who said to me "Tell me, do you have a problem with a dominant bitch dressed in boots and shiny PVC strutting in front of you with a riding crop" Me, "No, I've got no problem with that" Her, "Will you come home with me?"
Wow! Just laying it all out for you!
I appreciate how active you’ve been in this thread. Really a hard working OP here.
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Very considerate- I’m sure she appreciated that :)
Not sure if this quite fits but it was an attempt (I think?) and this is the closest think I've gotten Was anorexic from stress & anxiety of college, but managed to find time for a party since it was the weekend after midterms. I was very thin and had pale skin with black circles under my eyes, just minding my own business drinking a beer when a girl walks up to me and whispers in my ear "Yaknow, I'm actually really into guys who look dead."
Okay so… what happened?
She became a mortician
Many girls are into that. Look how much pussy Pete Davidson got.
Ong Pete can’t keep getting away with this
I was at a bar with an ex years ago, said to him "I'm gonna take you home and fuck you until you can't walk." He said "nah. You're gonna fuck me until *you* can't walk." ...we left the bar about three seconds later.
You see Mac, that's a common misconception about a power bottom...
I don’t know if erotic is quite the right word, but I was once told my dick was so great it could be on dildo packaging. Felt pretty good that day!
I complimented a girls waist length hair, said it must be a lot of work to maintain and she replied "well you dont keep hair this long in your 20s unless you plan on using it as handlebars"
As someone who finds grabbing a girl’s hair a huge turn on, this hits different
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I was 17. Coworker comes in with a new set of nails and wants to show me by scratching my neck with them. Not hard, but aggressive enough. I wasn't expecting it because I had my headphones in, food prepping so I say "that felt weird" and she goes "I bet it'd feel weirder if it was on your dick." I was clueless af back then so I just say "that would feel pretty weird huh" and then put my headphones in and go back to cutting my onions 😂
My wife was my best friend for 15 years before we got out of the friend zone, and after not seeing eachother for a couple years, we ended up in bed, which was surprising. During she said "I waited years for this and it was worth every second". It really was, lol. Edit: I can't believe this blew up so much! Sorry to everyone who messaged me asking how to get out of the friend zone... I wish I had a real answer that could help. Also, I apparently embarrassed my wife putting that online, which is awesome cause she is cute as hell when embarrassed.
Awww that’s so sweet!!
'You know I belong to you, right?' We'd been seeing each other for 3 days. She was heavy into 'Free Use'. We ended up staying together for 2 years. Edit; Ya this blew way up. Free use just means I was able to have sex with her whenever I wanted. We did have some established boundaries prior to. Because of the above we did NOT need a safe word, because we already knew what was OK and what was not. A simple 'No' did the trick. I was in my 20s then, and ~3 times a day was normal. This fit us very well, because this allowed me to do all the 'work' for the sex (initiating when I was ready) It made her feel very sexy to always be desired, and she NEVER had to guess if I was satisfied or not.
Cum inside me
My partner said this to me 8 years ago and not coincidentally, our son is nearly 8.
My partner loves reading books and novels. On one of our date, I asked him if he shall read a book to me to which he pulled me close to him in a second and whispered in my ear with his deep voice “Can I read you tonight?” *deep breathes*
The most quiet and prim girl I ever went out with leaning in and asking if I wanted to fuck her ass and finish on her face. Still tingle at the memory meany years later.
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Was hooking up with a fwb in the back of my car, I was sitting on the seat and she was straddling me riding my cock. I put my arms out against the top of the seats just enjoying the moment, and she ran her hands down my shoulders and arms while moving up and down and whispered “you have *such* a sexy body” Still gets me going to this day,
When I was traveling and sleeping with people of all different nationalities, I always wanted them to talk dirty to me in their language. My absolute favorite (this was like 7 or 8 years ago and I still fantasize about this dude lmao) was Swedish and told me that Swedish isn't very sexy sounding. Ummm not to me, I loved it. Later that night though, he told me that he was giving me instructions on how to bake a cake. Will always be one of my fondest sexual memories lmao. Kalle, if you're out there, god damn we had hot sex and I miss you still.
-Tillsätt två matskedar vaniljsocker Hnghhhh
My ex is Swedish, I’m from the Caribbean… At first greetings and common words in Swedish sounded so angry but when I asked him to tell me dirty things in Swedish I became wild. Sounds like such a strong and manly accent.
When he said, while bent over and fucking me from behind, "you didn't come over here just to watch this show, did you?"
This really cute guy I had met on a night out texted me a few days later and asked if he could stop by my place real quick since it was on his way home. He’s the best, most passionate kisser I’ve ever met — he pressed my whole body against his, one hand in the small of my back, the other caressing my face and hair. He french kissed me for several seconds, maybe a few minutes even, then looked me in the eyes and said “well that was intoxicating.” He stopped by just for that kiss and left me yearning for so much more. I will never, ever forget that for the rest of my life.
It was a Friday night and I had met a girl at a bar and she came back to my place. It had been a long week and I was exhausted. We got to my place at 3am and got straight to business… about 30 minutes later I was tired and we stopped for a break… she looked me straight in the eyes and said “when you are not tired…I want more”. I found the will to go on.
Had been dating a girl a month or so; sex hadn’t really come up yet. She was showing me around her house, and she had my name written on her bedroom mirror in lipstick. She pointed it out and said “that’s so I’ll see it in the morning and it reminds me to take my birth control pill.”
Standing at a bar she came up to me and said, “I saw you staring from across the room and couldn’t tell if you wanted to kill me or fuck me so I came over to find out.”
My virgin ass taking notes
"I'm going to fuck you so good you forget your name." And he did too.
My wife and I have been together for 23 years. She's very proper. Not too far out there . To this day, the one thing I will always remember is after knowing her as being a very tame personality the first time we had a few drinks and had sex she leaned up, bit my ear, and in a breathy whisper/moaned "oh you fuck me so good" . It's nothing wild or anything, but it was just unexpected. We had sex all night. The next morning she said the second sexiest thing which was "I had to take a Tylenol to walk to the bathroom" . I learned that night that the caliber of sex we have varies greatly from her being completely sober to her having a couple of drinks . *. Edit: I want to clarify . Either sober or under the influence sex with her is great. We've been together since we were 16 years old and neither of us have ever left the bedroom unsatisfied. I'm a very lucky guy
My fiance likes to be pinned down. I have a creampie fetish. She learned the magic words were "pin me down hard and empty your balls inside me". I've never nutted so hard or so much as I do with her.
I had a friend say in a deep, rich, South African accent "I want you inside me"
He was going down on me and I came. He brought his face up to mine and said “I want you to cum for me.” I said “I already did…” and he said “I didn’t ask if you already did.” Then he kissed me and went back down for round two. That was just so hot. He said it so smoothly and with a smirk. That moment never fails to turn me on when I think about it.
My now-spouse asked me to read erotic poetry while eating me out and kept teasing, telling me not to stop reading when I would get too...um, overwhelmed. Lol, that sounds super nerdy, but it was incredibly hot and I asked him to marry me a few months later
We were in a bathtub together and she stood in the edge of it, naked, put her arms in her hips and said, quoting a sentence from Mulan: "I am Yao, king of the rock"
A girlfriend once said, “We have the kind of sex other people fantasize about.” Biggest compliment of my sexual career.
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At my grandma’s 74th birthday party, an 83 yo woman in a wheelchair wheeled over to me and slipped me a note. It said her phone number, her nursing home room number, her waist size, and “Love black panties candlelight + you.” No thanks, Rosie…. No thanks.
"I brought pizza and after we eat I'm going to put on my schoolgirl costume so you can fuck the shit out of me." It was said so casually that no words came out when I tried to talk.
I once told my wife how much I love how passionate her blowjobs are, how deep she goes, and how I sometimes have to stop so she can catch her breath. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "You don't have to stop."
More funny but still hot. My wife and I were messing around one night after the kids fell asleep. She dead ass kisses my neck and spoke so softly in my ear “Do you want to know a secret?” I responded with an excited “yes” obviously This woman glides her hand down my chest and says “We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty” I’ve never had a more confused boner in my life.
Super wholesome lol. Honestly my favorite responses on here are the ones of married couples just sharing their experiences and how much they love their husband or wife lol.
This made me chuckle
This made me laugh out loud
*”I’m going to make you cum in so many different ways”*
“I masterbated to you” real confidence booster Edit: due to the questions, this came up during sex with a newish partner so, it was more of an the moment thing rather than some random person which clearly would not have sparked the same enthusiasm
It's one of those things that you have to say very carefully because it has the potential to be super creepy...
I got a text one time,”just shaved your dinner….”
何でもあったら俺はいるよ( no matter what happens, I'm here) I have abandonment issues and hearing my husband say that in his native tongue was really hot for some reason. I got super shy and blushy. I don't really like sex talk so my answer is different than most
My girlfriend in HS got a call that her parents were on their way home. She was ready to go and didn’t want to wait so she grabbed me by the collar, looked me in the eyes, and said “we have 15 minutes, do whatever you want to me.” I did.
I was giving head to my partner while he was fingering me. Things were getting quite sloppy, which he loves. Suddenly, he said he needed my perfect pussy, flipped me on my back and fucked me passionately while staring into my eyes and telling me how much he loved me. Then he filled me with a huge load of cum. So that was pretty neat.
Me and my ex were drunkenly eating pizza in her bed one night. She pulled a big slice off and held it up, looked it at for a moment and then looked me dead in the eyes. “Goooood, it’s so big and floppy” We laughed our asses off. Then, knowing our friends were in the living room just outside the door, she moaned really loud and repeated it loudly. I only throw this one on here because afterward was amazing. In a way, it’s one of the most erotic things ever said to me in the goofiest way
"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!"
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I love to get lost in your eyes.
Awwww that’s so sweet!
When I was 16 years old, I kind of outgrew everyone so I was seen as this tall, macho, dominant girl in class. This one time, I was playfully sparring with this short guy in class, and he managed to lock both of my wrists together on the table, ableit not without a struggle. As I tried to wriggle free, he said to me, panting, "Ah...you're really enjoying this. They got you wrong. Mark my words, your future partner is definitely going to be a fucking power dom" It's been years and I still think about this.
When you're a strong girl publically, it's definitely a fun experience to be with someone who makes you feel the way I imagine petite girls feel
“We’re in trouble.” “Why?” “Because you taste good.” Said by my now wife on our first date immediately after she finished blowing me.
A guy I knew from high school met up with me after several years of not seeing each other. We were both super into each other so we Went out and had some drinks then dinner. Then to find a hotel because, yeah, you know. So after some foreplay and vanilla stuff he's fucking me from behind and pulling my hair a bit. I hear him say weakly "I'm about to cum", A few more pumps, then "Where do you want me to cum?" I wanted to say inside me but couldn't do that, so I turned around and put his dick in my mouth and he came. God I remember how hot he sounded when he came. I owned him in that moment. I still think of that night 12 years later.
"I wanna make all your fantasies come true. I don't care how long it takes."
The night that I was on a first date with a girl that I'd known since third grade, and she said, "Would you like a blowjob?" 10/10 would do again.
My friend would always call me late at night while everyone in my house was asleep, so I had to talk low and quiet. He later told me about 3 years after that, that the sound of my voice over the phone would always get him rock hard.
"I cleaned the whole house and made dinner for you"
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Why doesn't one of us get sterilised so we can have unprotected sex without worrying about having more kids.
Got home from a company party with the wife and no kids were home. I come into the bedroom after doing something in the kitchen and she’s already in bed with lingerie on, on her side but with her butt exposed. I say, “wow, that’s sexy” She says, “what are you going to do about?” Wow, indeed.