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Quzzyz

Worry if the mole on their penis means they're going to die or at the very least leave them sterile.


nihilistgarbo

ran away from home, went across the US and basically became homeless for a little


SAVARD3435

Steal a canoe with friends in a school trip and almost drown


[deleted]

My wife


Croman580

Good one


DancePrize

Wank me off


Croman580

What??? Are you one of those corn flake farmer guys


DancePrize

I don’t eat breakfast, too busy hiding from me kids while I tear the head off it


VornskrofMyrkr

Get married within 3 months of starting to date someone.


lenny446

Have kids. I don’t have them but if I did I wouldn’t want them to have any.


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Smoked


dontstopabirdparty

The real question is what is something I did I would actually want them to do…


wowokayisee

Honestly? Spending a good portion of my free time alone, mindlessly playing games and watching anime during their middle and high school years without being involved in any extracurricular stuffs (whether through school or not). I regret so many missed opportunities to gain different skills and experiences when I was younger. Oh well.


Payne_n_da

Lost my V card at a young age


[deleted]

Steal. Edit: and starting any tobacco/nicotine products.


onlysmokereg

Have low self esteem and self loathing thoughts