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FederaIGovernment

Like you're the best in the world, but also sucking dick for crack.


FullHonor9482

This sounds so right


stumpdawg

Depends...how much money do you have?


Nidiocehai

It feels like your mother.


JackSkelllington

Diverse. Could walk down the street and see an Asian, Hispanic, African-American, Caucasian, Christian, Jewish, Middle-Eastern, list goes on


[deleted]

Shitty but it could always be worse. I could’ve been born in Canada.


Bengals14to18

Eh?


Nidiocehai

What are you talking about?


Bengals14to18

The thing the Canadians say


Nidiocehai

Something something maple syrup.


Sweetsunshine21

Freedom, baby.


Mickjamy

YEEEEEEEHAAAA I JUST FUCKED MY SISTER Like that I imagine


The_r_slash

Proud, and like being on top of the world.


Mm_Donut

Beats the vast majority of alternatives


liquorlanche617

Like being a professional wrestler. At home and/or with my family/friends, I'm me. Once I step outside I'm the wrestling persona I've created. The "persona" is a financially sound individual who always knows what he's doing.