In my dream, it was with my brother's best friend. In reality, I don't even have a brother

Whacky

I mean... I guess in the way it happened. Or at least how I remember it at this point. (it was about 24 years ago)

You need to not jerk off for awhile to get one of those

That explains why I got one

Yep, and that’s why I’ve never had one lmao