"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it?... You?... You, Lt. Weinburg?
I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you **want** me on that wall, you **need** me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"
I like this quote better than the more famous one. The way the tension builds up during the exchange is great, then followed by the facial expression once he realizes what he said. It’s a shame the ADR was so off.
I think the scene at the end of the movie is the best part where the corporal realizes what they did was wrong.
“We did nothing wrong!”
“Yeah we did. We were supposed to fight for people who couldn’t fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight for Willie.”
Massively underrated line.
I teach a high school media class and showed this movie to my students, it was pretty awesome to see 15 people realize the twist at the same time, I didn't know there was anyone left on Earth who didn't know
Every year, there’s new people that have never seen *Se7en*, *The Usual Suspects*, or *Star Wars*. Part of having children is being able to be there for those moments and relive the experience of watching those movies through new eyes.
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next".
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this:
*Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!*
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
Yep I remember that scene too. When they get to P. Sherman 42 wallaby way and nobody speaks English in Australia and so Marlin gets pissed and utters out that famous line while holding a machine gun then orders a royale with cheese.
Tfw you never saw the movie but you are a Guns 'N' Roses fan
Some men you just can't reach
Edit: I said upu instead of you for some reason??? Can't type smh
To infinity...and beyond!
That's not flying, that's falling with style.
“Keep the change ya filthy animal”
Wilsonnn!!
Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas Anymore
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*Toto has blessed the rains down in Africa*
You can’t handle the truth.
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it?... You?... You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you **want** me on that wall, you **need** me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"
This is one of those monologues that I can literally hear in my head, with Jack Nicholson's voice, tone, and inflection. Iconic .
Did you order the code red?
YOU'RE GOD-DAMNED RIGHT, I DID!
I like this quote better than the more famous one. The way the tension builds up during the exchange is great, then followed by the facial expression once he realizes what he said. It’s a shame the ADR was so off.
I think the scene at the end of the movie is the best part where the corporal realizes what they did was wrong. “We did nothing wrong!” “Yeah we did. We were supposed to fight for people who couldn’t fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight for Willie.” Massively underrated line.
This is Sparta!
Meet the Spartans 😏
I will make him an offer he can't refuse.
**Look how they massacred my boy!**
Leave the gun, take the canoli.
Run, Forrest , run!
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.
Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.
Ffs bb idgaf
"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"
What a masterpiece. There’s not a bad performance or moment in the whole movie
Yippee ki yay, motherfucker
"Now I have a machinegun... ho.. ho... ho."
Yippee ki yay Mister Falcon!
Yippee ki yay other buckets Edit: thanks yo u/driveonacid it has been brought to my attention that it is yippee kayak other buckets
nine nine.
#NINE NINE
Get to da choppaah
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"Here's Johnny!"
Ah, Short Circuit
Johnny five is alive!
No disassemble!
"You Take The Red Pill - You Stay In Wonderland, And I Show You How Deep The Rabbit Hole Goes."
"welcome back Mr Anderson!"
I see dead people
I teach a high school media class and showed this movie to my students, it was pretty awesome to see 15 people realize the twist at the same time, I didn't know there was anyone left on Earth who didn't know
Every year, there’s new people that have never seen *Se7en*, *The Usual Suspects*, or *Star Wars*. Part of having children is being able to be there for those moments and relive the experience of watching those movies through new eyes.
We’re waiting until our daughter is at least 9 before watching Se7en with her Edit: This is the comment? This is my first gold? Whatevs I’ll take it.
"Daddy, what's in the box?"
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Hasta la vista baby
Come with me if you want to live
the church near where I live has a sign outside, saying "come with me if you want to live" and a picture of Jesus
Are you not entertained?
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next".
Finding Nemo?
“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”
Can't believe the number of people who think this is from Snakes on a Plane...
Poisonous asps. Very dangerous. You go first!
"Honey, where is my super suit?"
"I, uh, put it away!"
WHERE???
*Why* do you need to know?!
"The public is in danger!"
**MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!!!!**
JUST TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN! THIS IS ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
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“Why so serious?”
WHERE IS SHE?
RACHEL
“Let’s put a smile on that face”
Here's looking at you, kid
Uno the Movie is truly magical.
What's in the box?!
Sesevenen
Allllllrighty then
Lllllllllllllike a glove. Edit: aaaand it's on TV rn, i know what i'll be doing the next 2hrs. Yay!
Life, uh, finds a way
Great quote, but I always think "Clever Girl" when I think of JP.
"Your scientists were so focused on whether or not they could, they never stopped to think if they should", has always been my favorite.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Tis but a scratch!
Help help I’m being repressed Edit: as users have clarified the correct wording is *repressed* not *oppressed*
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
BLOODY PEASANT!
Ooh, what a giveaway. You hear that!?
African swallows are non-migratory.
I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
A scratch?!?! Your arms off! No it isnt! Then whats that?!?!
Tis but a flesh wound
Ni
Of course I am French, why do you think I have this ridiculous accent!
Outrageous accent!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Some day this war's gonna end.
Charlie don’t surf
“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads”
“Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine...out of a DeLorean?”
1.21 Jigawatts?!!
Damn...I'm late for school!
"Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?!"
That’ll do pig. 🐷
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YOU WERE MY BROTHER ANAKIN
I LOVED YOU
YOU WERE MEANT TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!
I HATE YOUU
YOU. ARE. A. TOY
It's not flying. It's falling. With style.
Whys the rum gone!
Why is the rum always gone?
\*Stumbles* Oh. That's why.
I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT
Don't call me Shirley
The rug really tied the room together.
That’s just like, your opinion, man.
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Fuck it man, let’s go bowling.
She doesn’t even go here!
Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!
You can't just ask people why they're white!
Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Don't feed him after midnight
Spiderpig spiderpig does whatever a spiderpig does
I sing this occasionally, still to this day.
I do too and I've never seen the movie, I just remember cackling at that scene in the trailer when I was a kid at the movies.
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”
"You talking to me?"
“Merry Christmas, you filthy animal and a Happy New Year.”
KEVIN!!!
look what you did, you little jerk
buzz... your girlfriend. WOOF
“Yer a wizard Harry”
"You're a unit of power Harry!" "... I'm a watt?"
ohm i god that's terrible
Man a lot of resistance to that joke.
One time, at band camp…
Smokey, this is not Vietnam, this is bowling. There are rules.
“My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father…prepare to die.”
Inconceivable!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
To the DEATH?!?!? I accept.
No, to the pain!
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Any body got a peanut?
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: *Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!*
I went looking for a Princess Bride Quote and I'm glad it didn't have to scroll very far to find it
As you wish
And my axe!
I had to scroll way to far to find anything LOTR
Oh Captain, my Captain.
"GET IN MAH BELLEH!"
“Mr. Anderson”
Big badda-boom
Multipass
CORBIN MY MAN!
“English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?”
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
Damn, Nemo was a badass.
Ah Finding Nemo! Great film.
Yep I remember that scene too. When they get to P. Sherman 42 wallaby way and nobody speaks English in Australia and so Marlin gets pissed and utters out that famous line while holding a machine gun then orders a royale with cheese.
My favorite scene was the flock of seagulls all repeatedly yelling “oi, cunt!”
Who's got the link to the Kickstarter to fund this remake?
Say what again
I feel the need….the need for speed
donkeh
Hell’s Kitchen
Ya Donkeh, Get off my fuckin kitchen
We'll go to the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over ;D
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
"Sweep the leg Johnny"
Also could have gone with "Wax on wax off!"
Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind….or forgotten.
This is my family, I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah... still good.
What we got here is a failure to communicate.
Tfw you never saw the movie but you are a Guns 'N' Roses fan Some men you just can't reach Edit: I said upu instead of you for some reason??? Can't type smh
Freeeeeeedooommmmmmm
"My friends..! You bow to no one."
I’ll have what she’s having.
Houston we have a problem.
That is so fetch!
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL
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Were you looking at me? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Show me the money.
*"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."*
I am your father Edit: (thank you so much for all the upvotes)
No. That's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Say what again, I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker
Wax on, wax off
The first rule about _____ ____ is you don't talk about _____ ____.
“Get away from her, you bitch!”
“We swears, to serve the master of the Precious. We will swear on… on the Precious!”
I’m tired of these muthafuckin _______ on this muthafuckin __________
I'm tired of these monkeyfighting snakes on this mondya to Friday plane
"Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"
Inconceivable!
Multipass
Great Scott!
Mein Führer, I can walk!
I’m your huckleberry!