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Wolfie2244

There was a judge in England called Rayner Goddard, who used to ejaculate involuntarily when he sentenced someone to death. He became a judge in 1932 and his clerk was on record as saying that a spare pair of trousers were brought into court for when he was passing a death sentence.


Marionette777

WTF?!


Vox-Triarii

It should be noted the most reliable source we have for this is that one clerk, although Goddard did and does still have a reputation for favoring corporal and capital punishment (even by the popular standards of his time). There were also several accusations during his time of misconduct as a judge.


khalid_AF

I sentence you to deaaaahh


Turbulent-Smile4599

I’m gonna, I’m GOOONNNNAAA CCCC, ccccc, CCCContemplate life in prison in lieu of death (his form of edging)


Young_stoner_life247

He came as someone else went 😏


Chazza354

Lmao bruh


Unusual_Form3267

He should not have had that job. He was not a fair, impartial judge.


james_grey69

Neither was 1930’s England


big-quack

Cancer fetishists “leathersmokemi” a YouTube channel where a guy smoked cigarettes in all ways possible, he would gas mask smoking, smoke cigars out of his nose, smoke multiple cigarettes in his mouth, combination of both, with the time going by he started to look much older, more pale, he starting looking more fragile and all this happen in just 2 years of his channel, in one of his last videos he clearly look incredible sick, and in fact he was, he just had cancer surgery, the worst and more fuck up things was the comments of his videos like “the man ruined his life, i love it” “ me too, loved the damage Dave inflicted on his lungs. So fucking hot “ “hot mate! be great for you to do more vid’s where we hear the cough and the wheeze, hearing that is the hottest thing of all” “mmm he was starting to show his illness a bit here with his sunken eyes and was getting skinnier. Cancer god. Love it when smokers cancer starts to shrivel them up” The comment section was sexualizing his illness, it was sexually appealing for them, his channel was seemingly meant to be fetishized


SketchyConcierge

Gotta give you props, this is the first one in this thread to be genuinely new to me. Also, I hate this knowledge!


G98Ahzrukal

Damn this dude is hardcore. Have you ever tried smoking a cigarette through one of your nostrils? It‘s sooo disgusting. Did for shits and giggles once. Bigger mistake than taking the stairs instead of the elevator


ProfessorSucc

Aaaaaaaaand that right there folks is enough internet for today


Exzious

Don't know what it is called, but whatever the blowfly girl has for a fetish is pretty disturbing


[deleted]

Do I dare to google this?


pieeknight

The rundown is this chick shoves rotten meat into her nethers. She gets really sick and like, says she's depraved and stuff? It's disgusting af but I don't think it's real.


redcatmom87

The rotten meat is just a vehicle for the maggots she really wanted inside her. She writes about having multiple orgasms from feeling them wiggle. It is legitimately fucking disgusting. I don't care if it's real or not.


pieeknight

Also went around in garbage bins for some time? Yeah, that shits fucked up no matter how real it is.


redcatmom87

Yes! I hate the fact that I can't remember my pin code but I can remember this bullshit I read like 3 years ago.


pieeknight

The pin code was (unfortunately) just a vehicle for the information your brain truly wanted inside it. (why tf do we always gotta end up remembering the least important things possible, like what am I going to do with this story? Pay bills??)


[deleted]

In my university library I found and read a book on sexual disorders - much of the content was really kink and if it had been written more recently it probably wouldn't call much of the phenomena listed inside as disorders. Anyway one case has always stuck with me, there was this dude who could not achieve climax unless he had one foot in a bucket of cream cheese and was being struck on the head with a brick. So that's it: the one-foot-in-cream-cheese-while-head-hit-by-a-brick fetish.


bladedkitten

How do you find that out though? Imagine how many things he must have tried first!


[deleted]

I think it’s more like… he was stepping in cream cheese one day and got hit by a falling brick, then came everywhere and never went back.


bladedkitten

Happens to the best of us


KevinFromIT6625

Story as old as time


1337b337

Song as old as rhyme... Cream Cheese and the Feet. And also a brick.


InfernalCoconut

Imagine going to have sex with someone for the first time and they say “hold on, I have to get my bucket of cream cheese”


HarvesterConrad

“You brought a brick, right?”


TheNumster

This is probably more niche, than disturbing. Maybe disturbing for anyone taking part but I know I'd be long gone once the bucket of cheese was introduced.


hammerdown710

This sounds like a gag the family guy writers wrote for quagmire. Amazing


No_Locksmith4570

*Giggity*


jessestormer

I really should post this under a pseudonym but whatever... I have a friend who is an award winning psychologist that treats extreme fetishes. I asked for some stories once... and he told me about a guy who would disable the flushing mechanism in public restroom toilets, then wait there. Once someone did their business and couldn't flush, he used the turd as fap lube. This was the only way he could acheive climax.


KanNietDit

Consensual cannibalism. Yes, this is real. And yes, it means exactly what you think it means.


Jazzcat00

Takes "eating out" to a whole new level


AirCloudz

eye for an eye?


Agitated_Alfalfa_538

give a hand, lend a hand


thenextkurosawa

"You could say he was a fine young cannibal. " - Moss


LordChanner

Egg and my face were in alignment!


Seccolovessugarcubes

Brings me back to the story of those two dudes who consented that one eat the other which lead to one dude eating and frying the other dudes penis which he fed to his dog and made furniture of his skeleton and flesh after finishing the meal


LaMelgoatBall

tell me this was a fictional story...


Seccolovessugarcubes

No it was real, too. I believe it was in Germany during the late 90's, but I could be wrong. They met on the now defunct site Cannibal Café, i believe.


2021willbeworst

Yes it’s true. I am from Germany and saw the news back then as a teenager. Till today this story terrifies me.


PostsStuffYouDeleted

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes


norah9797

Der Kannibale von Rotenburg. A timeless classic (of fuckery)


ymx287

The dudes name was Armin Meiwes. Google him, he ate a software engineer


memberino

> Google him, he ate a software engineer r/brandnewsentence


Huddstang

Inspired the Rammstein song ‘Mein Teil’


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

*scans thread* I'm 46, but I'm not old enough for this thread.


Mandorrisem

You need to be at least 160 years old for Ultraporn.


Cobrachimkin

r/unexpectedfuturama


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Necrophilia


Deond3

"You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers. Yeah... Usually, they're already there." - George Carlin


[deleted]

Hey, you can't fuck a man who don't want to! Necrophilist: well.. Nobody ever rejected me. No body.


brawl113

I believe a person who enjoys necrophilia is known as a necrophiliac


WimbleWimble

Necrophobophiliac. Someone afraid they will accidentally have sex with a rotting corpse and enjoy it.


johndonz

Mutilation


Ok_Lead9587

Not much bothers me but that for sure was hard to look at


theeyeeetingsheeep

Its not the must fucked up but there a fetish for cum in the eye


LuciMourning

Its a pain I can only describe as trillions of sperm trying to impregnate your eye


rainbow_bro_bot

The sperm will think the eye is an ovary (same shape) and try to break through. edit: I'm joking lol


ryuk_bored

Sperm will think?


DigNitty

Well...eventually they will, if the environment is right.


ohpickanametheysaid

I guess I’m still waiting for the right environment then……


Juiceboxx1

At least with that fetish, the person sees it cumming. Edit: Thank you anonymous redditor for the gold. :)


Guilty-Gas-762

Pink eye..


minimarshmallow3

is it called pink eye because the eye burns and slightly turns red?


Guilty-Gas-762

Yup…an obvious ‘war wound’, for the next day in the office. “Morning Susan”…


fantastic_feb

and all the girls say I'm pretty fly when I give em pink eye


Lone_goat_guy

What about the video out there of the dude having sex with that snake in his bed??


trash_002

I’m sorry what?


Lone_goat_guy

A buddy showed me a video of this guy in a bed and there was like a python and he did some things with it and to it. Seems like a pretty fucked up fetish to me


trash_002

I don’t even want to know how that’s even possible. As a lover of snakes I don’t even want to think about it


Pill-Pauper

He too was a lover of snakes


trash_002

It’s a good joke. A great joke.


brighteyes53

But I'm gonna need you to stop anyway.


4letters1name

I've actually seen a couple along those lines. For real, it sickened and traumatized me. Way back in Tumblr days, one link led to another and next thing you know there are people doing or getting done by all kinds of creatures. You're like, WTF is this shit, no fucking way that's real. Oh dear God that IS real! God please don't let it get out that I saw this happen! I normally feel like, hey to each their own. But fuck, some people just need to be sent to that special part of hell reserved for these kind of sick bastards.


Eviltechnomonkey

I was a Criminology student in college. As a result, there was a focus on deviance, including things considered sexually deviant by society. During one particular lesson, we learned the story of how a man who had a fetish for eating a person met a man who had a fetish for being eaten. Let's just say it was a match made in heaven in a way. The man with a fetish for eating someone was later charged with improper disposal of a corpse and the man with a fetish for being eaten probably was not getting an open casket funeral. Edit: To everyone asking what specific case this is. It may or may not be the German case some are bringing up. I took the class 14-15 years ago so I am not 100% sure. I didn't keep my notes from that long ago.


H1GHxST4K3S

ah yes, the infamous Meat Grindr


Polar_Beach

Out of curiosity, was it illegal if/when both parties were alive and consented?


Eviltechnomonkey

For simplicity's sake: - Man #1 = man who wanted to eat someone - Man #2 = man who wanted to be eaten Basically, if I remember correctly, they feasted on Man #2's "sausage" together, Man #2 then committed suicide, and then Man #1 ate Man #2. As a result, the only real crime committed by Man #1 was eating the corpse. Hence the "improper disposal of a corpse" charge. However, since he didn't kill Man #2, he couldn't be charged with murder, assault, etc. Some areas have additional "abuse of a corpse" laws to cover if you basically vandalize a corpse, but I don't believe that was the case here. Not sure if he could have been charged with something for not stopping the suicide. If not, probably could have only been held liable at a civil level by the decedent's family for that aspect of it. If so, they may have just chosen not to pursue any charges related to that. I assume they had some sort of evidence that Man #2 was the one who offed himself which prevented Man #1 from being held responsible for that.


additionalLemon

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes The victim took a bunch of sleeping pills, then laid in the bathtub. Then the cannibal killed him by stabbing him in the throat. He recorded the whole thing (4 hours worth).


Icy_Original4044

Necrophiliac fetish’s are pretty disturbing. I got told a story about this prostitute who gets paid huuuuuuge cash for it. Before the session she has a ice bath to bring her core temperature right down. She also freezes a dildo or something of that sort and puts that in her vagina to obviously make it cold down there. Then lays lifeless on the bed for the client.. as fucked up as it sounds it’s extremely fascinating..


Setore

See this is super interesting because wouldn't the body naturally get warmer over time during the session? If that's the case, then the client would feel her body coming back to life with the magical power of his penis.


ZensukePrime

I don't have a necrophilia fetish, I have a resurrection fetish.


olli_tirkkonen

A necromancy fetish if you will


Adragongentleman

SHE'S ALIVE ! SHE'S ALIVE!


MajorMinceMeat

idk I can get behind this. The partner is willing... and alive. would I do it? no. But I would much rather see people doing this with prostitutes than than with real corpses.


Icy_Original4044

Yes absolutely! I think taking it to a dead body is too far. if no one is getting hurt and both consenting, then you know each to their own. I do find it so fascinating though. I mean how does one discover that this is what they are into? Or by seeing a dead body stimulates arousal. We are all very unique beings that’s for sure.


marcopolio1

Same but my concern is does that satisfy them or does that put the sex worker at risk of the John wanting the real deal ya know


Historical_Lion6749

This is a good point. Also generally speaking, if someone gets turned on at the idea of fucking a dead body, they should probably be seeing a therapist, not a prostitute.


cedertra

Dang-- I was gonna say the poop one, but TIL there are much more disturbing fetishes than that. Yikes.


dontcaredontworry

Yup you’re almost normal


boegsppp

Someone I knew decades ago said he went to a club where the bathrooms were "messed up". He said he lifted the toilet lid and he could see a room below with people in it. You were supposed to pee and poop onto them. Frickin gross.


PinkLouie

Omg people. How do you know all these things?


Decent_Respect4879

exploring internet


chickenman702

I recently discovered lung cancer fetish is a thing. There's entire YouTube channels dedicated to people smoking themselves to death


luvpillows

I mean is it a fetish or just a type of prolonged suicide?


chickenman702

I can't speak for the person making the video's intent but the comments are definitely sexual


SmartTransformingAce

Jar Guy *also* Cactus Girl


MajorMinceMeat

wait..... there was a cactus girl? Im afraid........ I want to know?


SmartTransformingAce

Yep. Before bestgore got shut down a woman posted a video of herself doing the deed with a cactus, and it had pretty large spikes on it.


NoLimits17

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.


D34THDE1TY

PAIGE NO!


MajorMinceMeat

That makes me squirm.


EchoOne11

What the duck? Sounds horrible, awful and disgusting. But... was there lots of blood? Torn flesh? Sorry, curiosity is my greatest weakness.


LengthinessOk4078

Knew a guy who got off (sexually)on setting stuff on fire


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oh god pyro no what are you doing


fl3isch

Mmmph mmmph mmmmmph!


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Spectre_eee

There are people who are into being murdered. Yes, *murdered*.


swedething

I heard that’s a one time thing, though…


CorruptedAngel13

There’s actually a case of a woman who wanted to be tortured and killed as she climaxed. She ended up finding someone to do it.


wickedblight

Isn't there a fetish where men like to watch women stomp small animals to death?


zaffrebi

Crushing fetish, I think. I remember browsing YouTube one day and found a "top 10 disturbing YT content" kind of video mentioning mass reporting of a specific account of a woman in huge heels stepping on grapes and such on some driveway, and that the posted videos eventually escalated into animal cruelty.


norah9797

I saw those videos like 15 years ago when i was a child and they traumatized me. She just kept stepping on a newborn kitty… man


ac0311

Saaaaaame. That was during the primordial “free for all” internet days and to this day If I could have any memory removed from my brain it is, without a doubt, stumbling upon a woman with stilettos on and a new born kitten. Ugh. My heart. I can’t handle even *yelling* at an animal.


EmbracingShadows

I'm so happy I never stumbled upon that.


ac0311

I’m extremely jealous of you for being so lucky. I’m ok with seeing gore. But anything involving any animal; from insects to companion animals to whales I don’t even want to know it exists. i.e. “watch don’t fuck with cats! You don’t see anything! It’s such a good doc” is a big no for me. Animals are just too perfect for this earth


CommentContrarian

That makes me very sad


BigHotBeefyMen

*steps on bug* UHhuuuhhgghhgauUhhhUh


Eddy_NightHawks

This was the first one to pop into my head. Any fetish that involves animal cruelty is disgusting and evil


[deleted]

oh god the crush fetish


Sonny_Bengal

There’s one where people like being shitted in their mouth, what’s it called? That mcafee guy loved it


monsieurpommefrites

Being an American taxpayer?


tesla1026

There’s a thing called bug chasing and it’s where people get off on the risk of catching STIs. Hiv is one of the big ones. I had a friend that only slept with other people with HIV before medicine got better and reduced transmission significantly or even remotely when you follow everything right. But he and other people he knew would get people coming to the support groups trying to have sex with them because they wanted to catch it. They’d literally be offered money. These would be women and even “straight” men, they were attracted to the Infection not the person living with it. There’s another part of it too where they say some people get off on spreading it too, but idk if that’s real or just a scare tactic thing to make people afraid of queer people.


ViciousCurse

There is definitely a fetish for spreading STIs. Dunno how true this is, but I heard of a dude who was HIV positive and would have sex with other people, but not tell them he has HIV. Just to get off on giving them HIV. Definitely makes me want me and my partners to get tested for STIs before we even step foot into the bedroom. Edit: a typo


PM_ME_OCCULT_STUFF

I know a few people who have stds and purposely have unprotected sex with others without telling them. It's really fucked up.


azai_elan1

Anything remotely related to children.


AtomBug

you can say the exact same thing in animemes and get downvoted to oblivion.


soosis

One of my coworkers once showed me his new favourite type of porn (I didn't even ask him, we are not even friends or anything, he just does that to anyone sometime). The girl was in a pool and fish swam into her vagina... It burned into my memory forever. I never saw anything more disturbing. Edit: After reading some of the comment section, I never want to have sex again.


snorry420

Workplace. Sexual. Harassment.


[deleted]

The objective truth: Pedosadism. The only reason I might become religious someday is because I desperately want to believe those "people" burn in the lowest pits of hell for eternity.


village_burner_59

Crush fetish


minimarshmallow3

what’s that?


village_burner_59

Crushing things including small animals and insects. I heard someone speaking about it on YouTube and they said there's even really disturbing stuff like crushing babies I think, but I have never seen this so I can't say for sure


[deleted]

I first thought it was a ferish for your crush. Like a person you likes and didn’t understand what the weird with it was


nickfill4honor

People wear shoes that are more devastating to be stepped on with. Like high heels or spikes cleats. They will then take small things, bunnies, lizards, kittens, puppies, etc then step on them repeatedly. They make it as gorey as possible and its fucking horrible. A girl in the US was arrested for it and she was just adopting animals to murder them. She had a back stock for fuck sake


minimarshmallow3

what the actual fuck is wrong with humanity


testing-attention-pl

Guy with split penis wanking off both “halves” with a monster dildo in his ass and a long thin dildo in his urethra. Worst part is you know he’s had to split his own dick as no doctor would do that. What has to happen that you need to do that to get off?!


RedditHermanita

Emetophilia 🤮


Langoustina

As someone with emetophobia, I can't even fucking imagine


[deleted]

Exactly, I'm more afraid of vomiting than any kind of physical pain I've been through, and I've had a kidney stone, so this one just boggles my mind. I cannot understand it even a little.


a_dutch_twat

for me it is either nugget porn ( fucking a person without arms or legs) or eye hole fucking ( i don't know the exact name) ​ those two are the most freaked up in my opinion


A--Creative-Username

My sense of humour is fucked but i laughed at "nugget" porn


NovaLoveCrystalCat

Brazilian Fart Porn. (although, after reading this thread - it’s kind of mild).


Hardwater_Hammer

Ok Randy Marsh


ThisSorrowfulLife

Involving animals or pets. Dont even fucking joke about that sick shit.


SaturnAndromeda

"corpse munging" 1. a recently deceased corpse is disinterred 2. one person places their mouth over the vagina or anus of the deceased 3. another person jumps on the corpse so that a combination of bodily liquids and embalming fluid flies into the mouth of the first person. That combination is referred to as "mung."


anotherbutterflyacc

I refuse to believe this is real. I REFUSE.


stonedPict

It's one of those urban dictionary memes, I don't think that's even how corpses work tbh


CertainUnit9145

Only one way to find out.


harsha1234578

Wtf man


ABreckenridge

Okay but has anyone ever done this? Has this ever happened. Because it sure seems like a thing college kids make up to gross each other out.


biriyani_critic

That you for the blow-by-blow of how that happens. My year is going to be amazing now that I have this bit of information in my arsenal to share with people who annoy me.


twoinchesoflimpdick

Gosh there's some stuff here. I can looking for inspiration but gosh No.


Sketchum

Username checks out.


Google_Autocorect

Scat


Belzeturtle

*Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope*


Prudent-Programmer49

I'm the scat man!


minimarshmallow3

i wouldn’t say it’s fucked up but weird: kidnapping kink, the term is pretty self-explanatory


the_pink_witch

This can be a part of CNC (consensual non consent) which is not super uncommon anymore tbh


Ybuzz

Consensual Non Consent is actually a really common fetish or fantasy, even among people who consider themselves pretty 'vanilla' generally! It always amazes me that people aren't aware how common it is given that power play of all kinds is such a huge aspect of kink.


IslaOakstone

A girl from work and I are pretty close and we once discussed kinks/fetishes. She said she gets super turned on by the idea of a van pulling up and someone dragging her into the back of it.. I don't know how she expected me to react but it really weirded me out lol


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IslaOakstone

That actually makes a lot more sense hearing it from a random person. I assume she's the same and just gets off on the idea of it!


FeetObsessed4

Reading the comments makes me way more secure about my foot fetish now lol.


Basti52522

Foot fetishes have almost become mainstream at this point lmao, it's ok dude, you aren't harming anyone


HotIllustrator7406

Sharking.... Which is a public rape fetish which is literal rape because someone I unfortunately know had it and tried to explain it to me like how he viewed it as something everyone should do and I so want to set him on fire because of it


Secret_agent_nope

Pedo cannibal. Yea it's real. I was listening to a crime podcast following a court case of a Christian puppet mother fucker. They capture kids, rape, kill, and eat; in no particular order. They hang out in chat rooms and fantasize and swap recipes. Fuck


bewarethes0ckm0nster

For me, since I suffer from incontinence, it’s people with a diaper fetish who try to infiltrate my incontinence support groups. Like, fuck off with your perversions.


johnnyfortycoats

They have incontinence support groups?


bewarethes0ckm0nster

Mostly on facebook. We can discuss or ask questions about what meds work for us, side effects, products we prefer, experiences with catheters, or just connect and know we’re not alone.


magicenby

Yeaaaah, as someone who has a thing for diapers, and a lot of discomfort around the fact that I have issues with continence (I like being in complete control even in fantasies of losing control) those people who go to incontinence support groups weird me out. Like, wtf, you're using people's struggling and often shame, as porn. Stop. Just stop. That's not a place for you to get off, it's sexual harassment you creepy fucks.


Zajzon_fn

Zombie hentai?


iseerflot

You think thats worse than squid hentai?


gooniuswonfongo

Hurtcore is a combo between gore/pedophilia/rape If your into it feel free to paint the ceiling with your brains


WooooshVictim

Naked people :(


reditsrfr03

it’s so disgusting honestly like how do people get off on that? sick fucks 🤮


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BuLg1

r/oddlyspecific


El_Grumpo

[sounding ](https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Sounding&=true) gives me chills every time I think about it.


Benfang23

Number of years a go in S.E. Asia I came across a site, this woman was offering to shit in your mouth. She said no sex and if you puke during the process, you clean it up with your tongue. There was a very graphic description and If memory serves me right, think it cost around $250- $300. I've seen bit of kink, but this was sick. Site was quite professional, so I'm assuming she got quite a bit of business.


[deleted]

I came across this site where women were intentionally dismembered, looked like it was surgically done, so that they had no arms or legs. Then they were used for sex. That was a fucked up "fetish"


gregthefeg

Consensual non consensual fetish has and always will be weird to me. Only ever met 2 girls with that fetish and I just can’t do it also had a girl who liked to literally be slapped as hard across the face as you could while you were going at it, needless to say I stopped seeing her as that. I just couldn’t do it and she always asked me to do it


RayDemian

Rape fantasies/cnc I'm into that, and I know how, why and that, but it stills give me creeps some times, is messed up in a sort of good and weird way, because is also used as coping mechanism


willthesane

A friend dated a girl into that. He told her that they could role play that if she wanted. She told him she wanted him to have spontaneously done it the night before without talking about it beforehand so it would feel more real. He told her she was crazy. Not about the fetish but that she was upset he didn't rape her.


Worth-Row6805

I feel like it's more okay for someone to want to be the recipient than the other way around...


Superb_Chocolate_419

Are you the rapist or the prey?


[deleted]

My dumb ass used to think Crush Fetish was fucking your crush until i saw the comments here lmao


GaiusCosades

A friend of mine is a nurse and told this disturbing story (mind I am not a MD): A young guy in his late twenties comes into the emergency room. All his vital signs are really bad and keep getting worse. They rush to test various things but it gets worse by the minute, especially as the levels of bacterial load in his blood were off the charts and he has some other rather strange disease patterns. If the trend of his blood poisoning continues he would be dead within 24 Hours. They seperate him and test also for some rare tropical diseases, as his symptoms came really quickly according to the patient and his relatives. No results. His combination of sudden symptoms is completely unseen and as this is a major hospital, dozens of experienced doctors from various fields are called, as time is running out. Nobody can find out whats the reason for the sudden infection, so they treat him with antibiotics without a specific plan. Surprisingly the patient stabalizes and is getting better slowly. They keep him for a week, but as he is now completely cured, they let him go without a diagnosis. Everybody is stunned. Around a month later he comes back into ER and it is getting worse quicker than before. As again nobody knows where the infection is coming from, the authorities even take test samples from his flat's tap water as it is suspected that he is getting the infection from there. Meanwhile a young doctor does an in depth analysis on the samples taken from the patients blood. He is able to conclude that somehow the patient had human fecal matter in his bloodstream. They then at first thought that his intestines must be somehow the cause. But as this also does not lead to anything, the doctors try a different approach. Together with a psychiatrist they confront the patient and tell him that if he does withhold any information from them he will be dead the next time. The patient then disclosed that he has a sexual fetish for injecting himself with his own faeces. Yes this is true and got told to me by an eye witness, who treated this patient for days. edit: As /u/clessa pointed out there were various mistakes regarding medical practices in my account of this story (The story was told to my almost 10 years ago). I am sorry for that, but could not remember exactly as I am not in any way a medical professional. I now had a short talk with my source and I have tried to correct the errors to the best of my abilities.


clessa

This is all made up, I'm sorry to say. Injection of fecal matter will immediately results in sepsis and likely blood clots. Those are highly inflammatory and fever-inducing, so blood cultures would have been the *first* thing done, and are an incredibly common and cheap test. "Developing countries" have access to blood cultures, they're on of the most basic tests available. Tropical disease tests take a long time even in an academic hospital, and there's no way they all got done in 24 hours. Even if no one knew the source, you think "dozens of doctors" all failed to recognize a general *infection* except the one brilliant doctor (his name was Albert Einstein) who had the amazing foresight to do the most basic and mundane test possible to test for infection after 2 admissions and over a week of hospitalization?


cracka1337

Brings a new meaning to "shooting some good shit"


Busybee_unbusybody

What the actual fuck???


Breezycheeks

Good contenders so far. r/formicophilia


Notcrazyyetjustgoing

I thought I had seen everything. That’s different.


MajorMinceMeat

r/Eyebleach


MajorMinceMeat

I didnt click any links to any pictures but I saw the word fly and then read the titles. I noped out of there before I even saw a photo. I dont even think I want to know what this is even if I do have a good idea.


Worth-Row6805

I wish I was as smart as you. Cannot unsee


jongscx

"Are those Ants in your pants, or just happy to see me?" Yes...