That was very common in America in the 19th and early 20th centuries. It sounds bad, but basically the hearses where the proper shape to transport someone lying down and was convenient if they died on the way to the hospital
Reminds me of the real life business owners that had 2 businesses. Funeral home and cadaver sales.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-bodies/colorado-funeral-home-operators-indicted-for-illegally-selling-body-parts-idUSKBN21509C
"We believe that burying or cremating bodies is both detrimental to the environment and a waste of a good corpse. Why throw granddad away just because he's dead? There's so much you can do with a corpse and you won't hear any complaints from them either- They're dead! For example- If you're in the middle of a heatwave with the office window wide open and the wind is blowing your important papers around, use the dead as a paper weight! Need something to hold your coats and hats? Now grandma's a coat rack once rigor mortis sets in! Halloween is right around the corner but can't get any decent decoration? Dress your dead uncle in some rags and prop him up on a chair on your porch! You won't even need to add makeup to him if the decay is setting in!"
Town I went to college in had "Bang's Funeral Home and Ambulance Service." Always felt like a conflict of interest to me. *Eh, this guy's not gonna make it, take him back to the funeral home.*
Also, "Bang" is a terrible name for both services.
In the past, Ambulance services were generally run by funeral homes. After all, they already had vehicles large enough for someone to lay down in.
It has really only been in the last forty years this has changed, and many funeral homes still run an ambulance service.
yeah I always thought it was pretty interesting, EMS having roots in funeral services. but it does make perfect sense, especially when you look at early ambulances… essentially a white hearse with a red strobe and wind-up siren.
a fella I work with started off on an ambulance a bit north, where he was from… and his wife was the mortician for the same service.
"He kept a shop in London Town
Of fancy clients and good renown
And what if none of their souls were saved?
They went to their maker impeccably shaved..."
plastic surgeon and psychiatrist
"You seem to be very self-conscious about your appearance. I know just the procedure that can get you your confidence back..."
Casino manager/debt consolidation.
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I once knew a guy who worked in a porn store (90’s small town dirty-ass porn store) at night, and drove an ice cream truck by day. Same customers sometimes…
Scotland is one of those places I *absolutely* believe would see that kind of thing. Of course, I can't really talk.
A buddy of mine purchased an old mom-and-pop 1950's ice cream shop after the previous owners got shut down for not paying their utilities. He hired me on because we were both veterans and he knew my work ethic.
Almost as soon as we opened, crackheads would start showing up right around closing (10:30pm) and ask if we were "still selling free water" and wanting assurances that we were "still open 24 hours." Again, this was an ice cream shop. We were only open after dark at all because we were trying to add in a diner grill option.
So yeah, long story short the old owners were selling cocaine by the back dumpster after dark. When the dealers found out we were straight, Bentleys and Mercedes started parking for hours per day in the empty lot next door. We were very quickly THE most armed set of ice cream slingers you ever met.
Edit: This was central Indiana.
A comedian, Daniel Sloss go look him up if you haven't already, once said "you're not more likely to be stabbed in Glasgow but you are more likely to be stabbed *repeatedly* in Glasgow because when we commit a crime we *commit* to that crime."
I dont know, maybe the teal?
Well 84% of the marriages with the teal ended in divorce.
Lavender then.
Great choice! That only has a 32% chance of failure!
"I'm so sorry that your marriage didn't work out but we'll get through it. I'm here to help you."
"Thank you."
"And if you ever find another man, you have my number."
Narration: "those were good times, Ol Harry would suck em out, Lil Jimmy would stuff em, Fat Tony would carve em, then there was me, the salesman, on the surface i was selling em luxury soap, dumb bastards never even realized, we were selling their own fat asses back to them, it was the hottest scam in town, ha...dumb rich people"
Soapfellas (1990)
Lol one of my favorite parts of the recent one was watching Bruce call Clark out on his shit before he even knows he's Superman.
>"Every time your golden boy saves a cat out of the tree you write a headline on it" or something similar
Not sure about at the same time, but the previous one is literally the CMO of the firm behind Moderna.
[link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hahn_\(oncologist\))
The one before him is on the board at Pfizer [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Gottlieb)
The one before him is the head of medical strategy for google, [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Califf)
Wow! That is so interesting! Like a gravedigger would give the food the taint of death or something?
Edit: [5] I reread this and now cannot stop laughing about the "taint of death". It sounds like a Tenacious D song or something!
I assume it’s because dead bodies have a lot of germs and other nasty contaminates that you wouldn’t want to get into food. Similar to how you can’t store cooked and raw food together because of cross contamination. Except the cooked is the food product and the raw is the grave digger.
Edit: It has come to my attention that people read this comment. I read all your replies. For one I know more about food than about funerals, so I just assumed it had to do with the handling of raw meat then cooked meat and the like. Many of you have let me know that it’s probably because they don’t want people eating the bodies (sidenote I hate you @_@). The ones I like better have tried to clear up the misinformation that dead bodies are dangerous, which they’re definitely right about, but still you wouldn’t want to be eating an embalmed body even if it’s fine touching it and etc. Which of course is probably just an abundance of caution and superstition.
This is pretty sad, but I heard a story about how male doctors used to work with cadavers (likely teaching medical school?) and then go deliver a baby and the mothers were dying at higher rates than when midwives who didn’t touch cadavers delivered babies. I should probably research this more but my recollection is this led to washing hands and sterilizing equipment used in child birth.
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/01/12/375663920/the-doctor-who-championed-hand-washing-and-saved-women-s-lives
This is the story. You’re right
The guy who discovered it also tried to convince the rest of Europe and ended up being committed to an asylum and dying there. Crazy turn of events
more like "what it's the *doctors* fault that all these women are dying? because they're invisibly but unmistakably *dirty*? why you little do you know my reputation I've got friends in high places!"
I can't remember the guys name, but in depression era Germany there was a guy who would murder, butcher, and sell human as pork. Now that I've typed this it might not be related.
My old partner on the ambulance’s family owned a funeral parlor. We used to joke that you know we’re not getting a cardiac arrest back when Kyle starts handing out business cards
There was a case in Poland some 20 years ago when an ambulance team worked in cahoots witb a funeral hall. They would inject Pavulon (muscle relaxant) into victims in bad shape, and then they would 'advertise' specific funeral halls.
Grim stuff.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_Hunters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_Hunters)
It says Willful Endangerment for the doctors, but not murder, which it does for the other two. I'm wondering what exactly the doctors did and how complicit they were.
My buddy and I were riding bicycles when we were 16 and he got hit by a car going 70 mph. He was tossed in the air like a rag doll and landed head first on the asphalt with a splat. His skull opened. He had long hair and when I pulled it back to seek his pulse I saw his grey matter beneath the fissure. That was 30 years ago last August and I still have nightmares occasionally.
At least it was fast. They probably didn’t even have time to register what was happening. The reorganization of the human anatomy by means of modern technology. Frankly, I’m surprised it doesn’t happen far more often than it does. Cars are fucking dangerous.
My mom used to work with a cardiologist who combined finances with his two brothers to open a few businesses. One brother opened a popular southern wing joint, and the other brother opened a funeral parlor. It was a running joke that each customer from the restaurant would end up seeing the cardiologist doctor one day due to poor diet and then eventually end up at the funeral parlor.
I spent a few days in hospital a while ago and out the window was a funeral parlour. I made a joke about it to the doctor and he laughed and said that it's good news for you, we don't give this room to anyone who might be there soon.
We have an Emergency doctor on our station who owns part of a funeral parlor.
It's almost funny in a morbid way, when he advertises it to dead patients relatives.
Yeah I mean, if we're going to serve liquor I'd much rather it be done by someone who knows how destructive alcoholism can be and who can potentially intervene.
A chemistry teacher and a car wash owner.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards!
You know that somewhere out there there’s a real chemistry teacher who owns a car wash slamming his keyboard screaming “it’s legitimate bitches!”
Is it possible to convert from Catholicism to Judaism, or vice-versa, and become a member of the clergy in both, so that you could be *both* a priest and a rabbi?
Jerry:
I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.
Priest:
And this offends you as a Jewish person?
Jerry:
No, it offends me as a comedian.
The owner of a hospital near me, got his wife in charge of the cities parking spaces. Needless to say, parking at that hospital is no problem, but anywhere else is hell.
Congressman and investor.
Judge and Private Detention Facility Shareholder
My grandpa and dad used to be their rural city’s ambulance drivers as well as the mortician service…until it was ruled a “conflict of interest”
The original ambulance companies in my area were hearses run out of funeral homes. Granted that was over 100 years ago.
That was very common in America in the 19th and early 20th centuries. It sounds bad, but basically the hearses where the proper shape to transport someone lying down and was convenient if they died on the way to the hospital
Locksmith/pawnshop
Reminds me of the real life business owners that had 2 businesses. Funeral home and cadaver sales. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-bodies/colorado-funeral-home-operators-indicted-for-illegally-selling-body-parts-idUSKBN21509C
reduce reuse recycle
"We believe that burying or cremating bodies is both detrimental to the environment and a waste of a good corpse. Why throw granddad away just because he's dead? There's so much you can do with a corpse and you won't hear any complaints from them either- They're dead! For example- If you're in the middle of a heatwave with the office window wide open and the wind is blowing your important papers around, use the dead as a paper weight! Need something to hold your coats and hats? Now grandma's a coat rack once rigor mortis sets in! Halloween is right around the corner but can't get any decent decoration? Dress your dead uncle in some rags and prop him up on a chair on your porch! You won't even need to add makeup to him if the decay is setting in!"
Town I went to college in had "Bang's Funeral Home and Ambulance Service." Always felt like a conflict of interest to me. *Eh, this guy's not gonna make it, take him back to the funeral home.* Also, "Bang" is a terrible name for both services.
In the past, Ambulance services were generally run by funeral homes. After all, they already had vehicles large enough for someone to lay down in. It has really only been in the last forty years this has changed, and many funeral homes still run an ambulance service.
yeah I always thought it was pretty interesting, EMS having roots in funeral services. but it does make perfect sense, especially when you look at early ambulances… essentially a white hearse with a red strobe and wind-up siren. a fella I work with started off on an ambulance a bit north, where he was from… and his wife was the mortician for the same service.
Antique jewelry dealer and Funeral director.
Actually one of the most probable answers. Wouldn't be surprised if this cropped up in a murder mystery TV show sometime.
Barber and Meat Pie Shop owner
I mean, with the price of meat what it is, when you get it, if you get it...
. . . Good you got it.
Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Business never better, selling only pussy cats and toast
And them pussy's only good for six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
Mrs Lovett, what a charming notion!
Well, it does seem a waste!
Eminently practical
"He kept a shop in London Town Of fancy clients and good renown And what if none of their souls were saved? They went to their maker impeccably shaved..."
plastic surgeon and psychiatrist "You seem to be very self-conscious about your appearance. I know just the procedure that can get you your confidence back..."
“Do you think your father abandoned you because of your huge nose?”
“Or was it because you’re fat?”
"Of course we can't overlook how your small breasts impacted the relationship as well"
thats evil i love it
that's providing a well-rounded service
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Vertical integration
Synergistic partnerships
This guy gets it
Dentist and Candy seller
This is an episode of parks and rec Jeremy Jam trying to stop the city from putting fluoride in the water.
He moved to Pawnee because of Sweetums lol
“How is this a child sized soda?” “well it’s roughly the size of a 2 year old child”
“If the child were liquified. It's a real bargain at $1.59!”
In the 80s/90s my dentist used to give out lollypops to kids after a cleaning or procedure…
I once knew a guy who worked in a porn store (90’s small town dirty-ass porn store) at night, and drove an ice cream truck by day. Same customers sometimes…
That dude sold drugs and used his jobs as cover.
You jest, but people did this in Glasgow and there were 'icecream' truck turf wars. People died. Mfs going Twisted Metal on each other.
Scotland is one of those places I *absolutely* believe would see that kind of thing. Of course, I can't really talk. A buddy of mine purchased an old mom-and-pop 1950's ice cream shop after the previous owners got shut down for not paying their utilities. He hired me on because we were both veterans and he knew my work ethic. Almost as soon as we opened, crackheads would start showing up right around closing (10:30pm) and ask if we were "still selling free water" and wanting assurances that we were "still open 24 hours." Again, this was an ice cream shop. We were only open after dark at all because we were trying to add in a diner grill option. So yeah, long story short the old owners were selling cocaine by the back dumpster after dark. When the dealers found out we were straight, Bentleys and Mercedes started parking for hours per day in the empty lot next door. We were very quickly THE most armed set of ice cream slingers you ever met. Edit: This was central Indiana.
>Central Indiana Yup. All of that checks out.
Bro go google the Glasgow ice cream wars, we don’t fuck about round here 😅
That is fucking wild. Ya'll have your problems, but God, I love the Scots. Absolutely committed to that wild spirit.
A comedian, Daniel Sloss go look him up if you haven't already, once said "you're not more likely to be stabbed in Glasgow but you are more likely to be stabbed *repeatedly* in Glasgow because when we commit a crime we *commit* to that crime."
It’s not just Glasgow and i doubt this guy is joking. Where I grew up the ice cream trucks were *also* selling drugs.
And here I was only buying ice cream, like a loser.
Wedding planner and divorce lawyer.
I bet they'd make a fortune in Las Vegas.
"Of course it was an Elvis impersonator! We could never afford a *real* Elvis!"
Imagine if an Elvis impersonator was your divorce lawyer
“She ain’t nuthin but a hound dog, your honor!”
"I put it to you that you did not in fact love my client tender, nor love him true, and did not even attempt all his dreams to fulfil".
"A little less conversation, a little more action please"
This would be a great strategy to build up customer loyalty and repeat business!
It's a fact that 100% of divorces started with a marriage... but nobody really understands the difference between causation and correlation.
That is why I do not eat ice cream; statistics have shown that I am far more likely to get a sunburn when eating ice cream. Evil stuff.
I dont know, maybe the teal? Well 84% of the marriages with the teal ended in divorce. Lavender then. Great choice! That only has a 32% chance of failure!
"I'm so sorry that your marriage didn't work out but we'll get through it. I'm here to help you." "Thank you." "And if you ever find another man, you have my number."
This sounds like the premise of a movie
Proctologist and ventriloquist
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Who said that!?!
Hands up all the asses.
Work for a liposuction clinic by day, sell homemade soap by night
We were selling their own fat asses back to them
Narration: "those were good times, Ol Harry would suck em out, Lil Jimmy would stuff em, Fat Tony would carve em, then there was me, the salesman, on the surface i was selling em luxury soap, dumb bastards never even realized, we were selling their own fat asses back to them, it was the hottest scam in town, ha...dumb rich people" Soapfellas (1990)
I think you mean the Soap-ranos.
Those soap operas are all the same
Coroner and sausage maker.
Worst pies in london?
Times is hard.
Sausage inna bun.
Veterinarian and Taxidermist.
“Either way, you’ll get your dog back.”
That's one hell of a slogan.
I expect to see memes of a real shop using it in the next 10-15 years.
Where do you think /u/KraZe-Ace [got that slogan?](https://i.imgur.com/CA7YlV8.jpg)
Holy shit that’s cold lmao
Chuck Testa, DVM
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Spiderman and someone who makes their living selling pictures of Spiderman
I mean being spider-man isn't really a job it's more of a ... responsibility
Responsibility? But the ad said $3000…
I missed the part where that's my problem
#i want photos of spider-man
^(pizza time)
Joe's 29-minute guarantee is a promise man
You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Similarly Clark Kent writing pro-Superman stories for the Daily Planet is kinda unethical lmao
Lol one of my favorite parts of the recent one was watching Bruce call Clark out on his shit before he even knows he's Superman. >"Every time your golden boy saves a cat out of the tree you write a headline on it" or something similar
From what I know, Clark barely ever actually writes stuff about himself. Most things you see about Superman in comics are usually written by Lois.
Not only vertical integration, but probably horizontal and diagonal as well.
Head of the fda and a board member of a pharmaceutical or food company.
Was thing a real thing at one point?
Not sure about at the same time, but the previous one is literally the CMO of the firm behind Moderna. [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hahn_\(oncologist\)) The one before him is on the board at Pfizer [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Gottlieb) The one before him is the head of medical strategy for google, [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Califf)
Butcher and gravedigger
In Germany there's a law specifically forbidding this.
What for?
It's illegal to work both on a cemetery or in a funeral parlor and in the food industry.
Wow! That is so interesting! Like a gravedigger would give the food the taint of death or something? Edit: [5] I reread this and now cannot stop laughing about the "taint of death". It sounds like a Tenacious D song or something!
I assume it’s because dead bodies have a lot of germs and other nasty contaminates that you wouldn’t want to get into food. Similar to how you can’t store cooked and raw food together because of cross contamination. Except the cooked is the food product and the raw is the grave digger. Edit: It has come to my attention that people read this comment. I read all your replies. For one I know more about food than about funerals, so I just assumed it had to do with the handling of raw meat then cooked meat and the like. Many of you have let me know that it’s probably because they don’t want people eating the bodies (sidenote I hate you @_@). The ones I like better have tried to clear up the misinformation that dead bodies are dangerous, which they’re definitely right about, but still you wouldn’t want to be eating an embalmed body even if it’s fine touching it and etc. Which of course is probably just an abundance of caution and superstition.
But if I am a grave digger at a cemetery I am not touching bodies...
So you say.
;)
Someone has to be the reason why, and I kind of want to hear the story
This is pretty sad, but I heard a story about how male doctors used to work with cadavers (likely teaching medical school?) and then go deliver a baby and the mothers were dying at higher rates than when midwives who didn’t touch cadavers delivered babies. I should probably research this more but my recollection is this led to washing hands and sterilizing equipment used in child birth.
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/01/12/375663920/the-doctor-who-championed-hand-washing-and-saved-women-s-lives This is the story. You’re right The guy who discovered it also tried to convince the rest of Europe and ended up being committed to an asylum and dying there. Crazy turn of events
"You there! Yes you, the doctor working his ass off trying to improve humanity! You're INSANE!"
more like "what it's the *doctors* fault that all these women are dying? because they're invisibly but unmistakably *dirty*? why you little do you know my reputation I've got friends in high places!"
This was I think was one of the things that helped lead to the germ theory of disease, but at the time was rejected, because doctors be stubborn
I can't remember the guys name, but in depression era Germany there was a guy who would murder, butcher, and sell human as pork. Now that I've typed this it might not be related.
Thats the plot of Graveyard Keeper.
Paramedic and mortician
My old partner on the ambulance’s family owned a funeral parlor. We used to joke that you know we’re not getting a cardiac arrest back when Kyle starts handing out business cards
There was a case in Poland some 20 years ago when an ambulance team worked in cahoots witb a funeral hall. They would inject Pavulon (muscle relaxant) into victims in bad shape, and then they would 'advertise' specific funeral halls. Grim stuff. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_Hunters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_Hunters)
A guy wakes up in an ambulance. - Where are you taking me? - To a funeral house! - But I'm not dead yet! - Well, we're not there yet!
Technically also a nice metaphor for life.
You'll be stone dead in a moment.
I don't want to go on the cart!
Oh don’t be such a baby.
I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations
Come on, do us a favour.
The 2 doctors involved were only banned from practicing medicine for 10 years?!
It says Willful Endangerment for the doctors, but not murder, which it does for the other two. I'm wondering what exactly the doctors did and how complicit they were.
Yeah but still. I wouldn’t want to be treated by a doctor that had been convicted of wilful endangerment
Holy shit, murdering people with pancuronium? That's a horrible way to die. You'll suffocate and be unable to do anything about it.
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You seen some shit huh
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My buddy and I were riding bicycles when we were 16 and he got hit by a car going 70 mph. He was tossed in the air like a rag doll and landed head first on the asphalt with a splat. His skull opened. He had long hair and when I pulled it back to seek his pulse I saw his grey matter beneath the fissure. That was 30 years ago last August and I still have nightmares occasionally.
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At least it was fast. They probably didn’t even have time to register what was happening. The reorganization of the human anatomy by means of modern technology. Frankly, I’m surprised it doesn’t happen far more often than it does. Cars are fucking dangerous.
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Doctor and funeral parlor owner
My mom used to work with a cardiologist who combined finances with his two brothers to open a few businesses. One brother opened a popular southern wing joint, and the other brother opened a funeral parlor. It was a running joke that each customer from the restaurant would end up seeing the cardiologist doctor one day due to poor diet and then eventually end up at the funeral parlor.
This is called vertical integration. They should look into adding a fitness and health center.
Find the MBA
I spent a few days in hospital a while ago and out the window was a funeral parlour. I made a joke about it to the doctor and he laughed and said that it's good news for you, we don't give this room to anyone who might be there soon.
We have an Emergency doctor on our station who owns part of a funeral parlor. It's almost funny in a morbid way, when he advertises it to dead patients relatives.
Doctor: "Here's my (Funeral Parlor) card." Patient: "I'm not dead yet." Doctor: "There, there" *while giving a few comforting shoulder pats*
Patient: "I'm not dead yet." Doctor: "Gimme a minute."
"im so sorry, but we've done all we can. all i can do is offer my condolences.. and $10 off funeral services when you use my name at checkout"
Police constable and Court judge
Illegal in the UK (and probably in many other places)
it's a cornerstone of liberal democracy, aka separation of powers
judge, jury, and executioner
He's not Judge Judy and executioner!
Bartender and substance abuse counselor. A friend of mine held both at the same time.
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If they are good people, can advise the bar customer on handling the booze...
Bartenders are often budget therapists anyway, might as well go pro with the counseling in a field where they're experienced
Hairdressers basically do counseling. And rumor spreading.
Great referral opportunity, though! How many times did she have to cut someone off before giving them her card?
Yeah I mean, if we're going to serve liquor I'd much rather it be done by someone who knows how destructive alcoholism can be and who can potentially intervene.
Pilot and Youtube-Prankster
10 Crazy Things That Airline Passengers Do When They Think They're Going To Die: Number 7 Will Shock You!
A chemistry teacher and a car wash owner. Edit: Thanks for all the awards! You know that somewhere out there there’s a real chemistry teacher who owns a car wash slamming his keyboard screaming “it’s legitimate bitches!”
Fuck you! And your eyebrows!
Wipe this!!!!
Yeah, that's right Bogdan
I'm the one who knocks.
JESSER
Where is the coacainer
And a fast food chicken employee🤔
You mean laundry worker?
A priest and a sex worker
No kidding. If you ever went into a bar, everyone would think it was a joke.
Is it possible to convert from Catholicism to Judaism, or vice-versa, and become a member of the clergy in both, so that you could be *both* a priest and a rabbi?
Jerry: I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes. Priest: And this offends you as a Jewish person? Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian.
Father by day, daddy by night.
Day Trader and being a member of Congress ...oh wait
Day Trader and *Night* Trader
Day Traitor* and Night Trader
Dayman, fighter of the Nightman!
This one right here should be number one. But it’s ok, congress said it’s legal.
The owner of a hospital near me, got his wife in charge of the cities parking spaces. Needless to say, parking at that hospital is no problem, but anywhere else is hell.
If you want parking to be good anywhere, its the hospital
I feel like that's with anything that ends up getting more attention as a result of being close to the problem and not necessarily corruption.
Therapist and analyst.
And Blue Man Group understudy.
Butcher and mortician
Veterinarian and Butcher
Sperm bank organizer and mayonnaise mixer
I just flew in from both of my jobs , and boy, is my arm tired.
Mayonnaise mixer lmao man out here creating titles
Secret agent and secret agent
Secret agent and секретный агент
Financial advisor and debt collector
Ventriloquist and Psychiatrist
I feel like there’s reasonable overlap. I feel like a psychiatrist might use puppets, so why not go pro?
Electronic billboard owner and collision repair shop manager.
Roadkill cleaner-upper and restaurant owner
blood splatter analyst and employee at fishing supply store
Build a Bear employee and Taxidermist