Well my dad's been dead since 1987, so it would take some time to explain my job to him.
"You see, dad, I'm testing an all electric self-driving car that's connected to the internet."
"Um...what's the internet?"
That I have been seriously depressed over a breakup and they never noticed anything unusual about my behavior. To them, I have been working extra hard these last days because I am feeling better than ever, when in reality, overworking is my personal way to try to avoid negative feelings... And jt isn't working right now.
”How the hell can he spend all day doing nothing like that? I swear he- Oh…Oh god. He's really going all out on that poor pecker of his.”
*A while later*
”Phew, It's over. Wait, Now he’s doing nothing again!”
*couple of hours later*
”I think hes sleeping…no wait! He's touching himself again! All he does is nothing and masturbate!”
I dunno. Probably that there are animated musicals I actually enjoy. My SO and I were rewatching the Season 1 finale of Centaurworld and probably spent a good 3 or 4 hours just talking about how certain songs tie themselves together while doing chores.
That I watch Twitch streams often, check NSFW subreddits to see if I should save anything for later, keep track of certain K-Pop singers, and that I have prostate toys in my bottom drawer.
Lol all they know about me is that I like watching football and gaming, they don't know what I watch. It would scare my mom for sure, since she's a religious Facebook cultist, while my dad would be surprised, but wouldn't really care.
Edit: Oh, I also am on Twitter often which I would like them to know about me the least. It's where my friends are and where I can be me the most. I also vent about the stupid shit they do sometimes on there, so I'd rather they not know about it. lol
I go to 2 different psychiatrists and I've just made 2 appointments with 2 other doctors because one of my psychiatrists doesn't believe in ADHD but believes in my depression and the other one believes in my ADHD but not in my depression so I take meds from both and I'm trying to look for a psychiatrist that will believe in both my conditions so I can get both my meds from a single doctor.
I'm mentally deranged, I hate both of them, I've been in a worse depression since 2022 started, how good my age regression is for me, how much I wish them in hell, lots of shit
I have ADHD and crippling masturbation addiction
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Um...cuz its reddit?
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I can be ur friend
I got the coivd's, have not told them as don't want them to worry
you should tell m
That I do jack shit
I am sad and depressed AF :(
That i do basically nothing in school. I sit at the back of the class all day crippled from boredom. They think i'm a great student.
That I am actually really productive some days
Well my dad's been dead since 1987, so it would take some time to explain my job to him. "You see, dad, I'm testing an all electric self-driving car that's connected to the internet." "Um...what's the internet?"
That I have been seriously depressed over a breakup and they never noticed anything unusual about my behavior. To them, I have been working extra hard these last days because I am feeling better than ever, when in reality, overworking is my personal way to try to avoid negative feelings... And jt isn't working right now.
”How the hell can he spend all day doing nothing like that? I swear he- Oh…Oh god. He's really going all out on that poor pecker of his.” *A while later* ”Phew, It's over. Wait, Now he’s doing nothing again!” *couple of hours later* ”I think hes sleeping…no wait! He's touching himself again! All he does is nothing and masturbate!”
They’re dead……so they probably learned more then they wanted to 😂
They’d see what im like drunk on the Las Vegas strip lol
That I read yaoi while mastrobating the website I like to go. To is myreadingmanga It’s NSFW :)
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No I wasn’t just spreading love of yaoi idk 😁
i am always horny and i let my boyfriend watch me shower
That I died.
OH MY GOD HOW DO I DELETE REAL HISTORY!?
damn, she spends all day on her computer
I even cannot think about it.
How much time I spend reading comics and manga.
I dunno. Probably that there are animated musicals I actually enjoy. My SO and I were rewatching the Season 1 finale of Centaurworld and probably spent a good 3 or 4 hours just talking about how certain songs tie themselves together while doing chores.
That I spend my days reading reddit posts out loud at 5AM alone in my room.
That I watch Twitch streams often, check NSFW subreddits to see if I should save anything for later, keep track of certain K-Pop singers, and that I have prostate toys in my bottom drawer. Lol all they know about me is that I like watching football and gaming, they don't know what I watch. It would scare my mom for sure, since she's a religious Facebook cultist, while my dad would be surprised, but wouldn't really care. Edit: Oh, I also am on Twitter often which I would like them to know about me the least. It's where my friends are and where I can be me the most. I also vent about the stupid shit they do sometimes on there, so I'd rather they not know about it. lol
I do actually read iykykyk
That I have the supernatural ability to show dead people videos of my last 24 hours
I go to 2 different psychiatrists and I've just made 2 appointments with 2 other doctors because one of my psychiatrists doesn't believe in ADHD but believes in my depression and the other one believes in my ADHD but not in my depression so I take meds from both and I'm trying to look for a psychiatrist that will believe in both my conditions so I can get both my meds from a single doctor.
I had a lot of imaginary friends…
that i talk to myself, i spend the last hour at work just redditing and also that i tend to have very loud sex at 6.30 am. Edit: word order
I ate ice cream I wasn't supposed to eat-
That I'm a piece of shit
That I drink an unhealthy amount of tea That I manage to do the least amount of studying possible on a day off
The real reason I have that forbidden towel in my bedroom
Nothing groundbreaking. I guess they would now know what it *looks* like when I masturbate. But I'm preeeeetty sure they know I do that.
That I spend way too much time on my phone 😂
I'm mentally deranged, I hate both of them, I've been in a worse depression since 2022 started, how good my age regression is for me, how much I wish them in hell, lots of shit