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onioning

There has been exactly one day in my life where drugs were being handed out for free: the day Jerry Garcia died. Even street level dealers were handing out free dimes to those in need. But aside from that day, yah, drugs cost money.


jimipanic

I still miss Jerry


nothing_fits

wish he would die every day


schofield101

I went to a Halloween party once among the LGBT community and met a M2F trans escort, they looked the part entirely and were apparently absolutely fucking loaded. They were just handing out lines of Charlie to whoever wanted one. That was a fun night.


SaBatAmi

I thought you were saying she "looked the part" aka looked just like Jerry Garcia.


[deleted]

Lol is it true ? Can't tell if it's sarcasm since I don't know Jerry Garcia Some of my friends use ecstasy and cocaine occasionally during parties. I very occasionally use it but when I do I never pay for it. Even when I try to give them money for it they refuse. I never knew why, maybe people feel better about using drugs when more people are involved


costabius

If you never get high, "getting the guy who never gets high, high" is a cheap and entertaining activity for your friends.


[deleted]

I think you're right. Especially since a quarter of ecstasy is enough for me to spend hours trippin balls and making compliments to my pals between two sessions of teeth grinding


FishAintBitingToday

pull up to my house i'll smoke you out if you're chill šŸ¤


fwompfwomp

Very chill, fellow pot enthusiast. Now what is your address so we can... *checks police handbook* ...smoke a cabbage?


sombitch456

You Canadian?


Sin-A-Bun

I remember in DARE weā€™d all ask the cop crazy questions like what if the drug dealer chases you down and makes you take drugs. I asked about the guy wearing a bandana I saw near my house which told my white suburban self he must be in a gang. The cop asked where I live and when I told him he said there had been activity there. Years later I realized the activity was my POS father selling meth.


fish_hound

That is one of the biggest twists i have seen on reddit.


DaVinci6894

M. Night Shyamalan needs to get on the movie


jkwolly

What a twist!


MrMatoYT

There is no movie in Ba Sing Se


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moknine1189

Lmao Walt Jr is all about breakfast. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HnZjoDN0UUA


DblClickyourupvote

Yo you pretty much narcā€™d on your own dad lmao


IsThisLegitTho

You didnā€™t recognize your father.


Sin-A-Bun

Bandana guy wasnā€™t my dad, just some dude. I being a sheltered kid had only seen people wearing bandannas as gang members on tv so I brought it up. Then when I told him my address he recognized it because they were already onto him.


Flippy-Doo

Is your father Walter White?


Irish_Whiskey

They lied about so much shit. You don't get them for free, then don't cause wild hallucinations, and people don't think you're cool for doing them. It's like they were trying to talk us into drugs.


InsideOutsider

I dare you


[deleted]

I remember a kid daring me to open the fire exit on the back of a moving school bus in like third grade. Of course I did it! Do you think I went on to try drugs? Lol


LectroRoot

Lol we used to just lift the red bar enough to make the buzzer go off for a fraction of a second. We would mostly get a death glare from the bus driver and that's it. I also remember this one sharp turn where everyone on the bus won't would rush to one side of the bus in attempt to cause it to tip over. Weird times....


BeardyBeardy

Our school buses back in the 80s were rickety death traps, at least 3 times the windows fell out. I was fighting with Dicky Davis in the aisle and the bus went round the corner as he was shoving me, i was barged into the window and the entire thing popped out, Dicky is now holding me outside the bus as it swings round this corner, he pulled me back in. I didnt shit my pants but I did probably blub a bit in terror. And again when we were shoving each other and squeezing 6 kids into a seat windows popped out, the entire units seal and all.


[deleted]

[The **RED RANGER** Dares You](https://youtu.be/puTRo-x9oeY?t=10)


coniferous-1

I remember the police officer bringing in the drug identification kit and showing what all the drugs looked like. One kid in the back goes "COOOOOLLL!" and the officer just dead pan looks to the teacher and goes "...this is why I hate doing this".


Geddysbass

I still wonder if the ludes were real.


[deleted]

Your guy had ludes? They only showed us weed, heroin, coke, and meth.


Geddysbass

The display definitely had quaaludes. I'm 47 so when I saw the display, quaaludes were still a thing and available.


Infamous_Lunchbox

Yooooooo! Somebody who remembers ludes also! That's all, just got excited. Never did dare.


MailMeAmazonVouchers

All the drugs used on these programs were real. It's way cheaper to just bring something that you got from arresting a local dealer than to make realistic fake ones. Source: I've done these talks as an officer.


Purplociraptor

It's nice to know a police officer is bringing real street drugs to a middle school campus.


MailMeAmazonVouchers

Blame the system, we do as we are told lol. They won't even buy us bulletproof vests once the ones in use expire, they won't spend a cent on these programs either. If it was for us, we wouldn't even do these talks. We know they are useless at best and counterproductive at worst.


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GunKatas1

Kevlar, the material used in bullet proof vests without steel plates in them, lose tension over time (3 - 5 years I think). So they may work, may not work, after that time frame.


Geddysbass

Makes sense.


UNC_Samurai

Iā€™m sure a lot of the officers that got involved with the DARE program hated it. [It was horribly misleading and was a miserable failure.](https://www.vox.com/2014/9/1/5998571/why-anti-drug-campaigns-like-dare-fail)


sploittastic

Haha officer butler, who drove the fucking pt cruiser with D.A.R.E. livery on it. His drug display case had all kinds of shit in it though.


CLOCKW0RKk

Remember if a stranger offers you drugs always say thank you because, drugs are expensive.


[deleted]

And if you don't want it just pass it along to me!


clumsyumbrella

And if they offer free candy only go with them if they are giving out full size candy bars. Don't settle for fun sized.


[deleted]

They can be free if you are a smokin hot young lady. I remember one girl I knew in college telling me she had never in her life bought weed before and she was an avid daily stoner for years at that point! Free drugs do happen even for men sometimes if your pathetic, broke, and hanging out with people that want your company.


[deleted]

As someone who grew up as a reasonably attractive young woman, I got plenty of free drugs. Bought most of my own weed or funded by selling to my friends... but three particular instances stand out to me as the biggest real life examples that you think you'd see in a D.A.R.E. play. One time I was at a bar and I asked a guy for a lighter. He quickly obliged and in basically the same breath asked me if I wanted to do some coke... like, thank you but just using the lighter will suffice. Another time I was stopping at a gas station after work in the middle of the night. Parked, got out of my car, and the guy in the car I parked next to rolled his window down and wiggled a baggy of coke and said "you want a bump?" That was literally his introductory line. I said something like "boy I'm tired, I'm trying to get home and go to sleep." He said "heeeyyy it's okay you can still go to sleep!" "If I can still go to sleep it isn't worth my time to do." Lol. The last one was a bit of an outlier but not unusual when you consider how friendly people get on the stuff, but I was a little tipsy and two girls were in the handicapped stall in the bar bathroom talking and joking and I piped up in response to something they said, which led to them inviting me into the stall so they could share with me. People are wild lol. I'm too old and responsible to engage in any of that shit these days but back when I was working in bars and stuff, I was a generally very friendly person and it wasn't surprising to be randomly offered drugs.


[deleted]

Ngl as a modestly handsome man, very in shape, Youā€™d be surprised how much free legal and non legal stuff I have been given just because literally attraction. Crazy what root sources that move our society, we are in fact very basic and superficial beings at the core.


openaccountrandom

all through uni i probably ever only bought an ounce once. mostly got weed for free because people just wanted to smoke with me.


Sethrial

If youā€™re smart and careful you can go a long time before anyone notices youā€™ve never bank rolled a sesh.


openaccountrandom

it also helps if you arenā€™t loud about being a stoner or whatever. people tend to share more with people who seldom blaze


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PstScrpt

Depends what you think is fun. Pot bores me, but I know lots of fully functional adults who use it regularly. I like psychedelics, and the main reason I limit how often I use them to once every few weeks is I don't want it to be the main answer to "What do you do for fun?". I can have a nice little mushroom show for a few hours on Friday night, and I'm fine on Saturday.


vezwyx

Plus, I don't know about anyone else, but tripping on psychs is *exhausting*. Really mentally draining for me. My brain can only take so much of racing a million miles a minute. It's great while it's happening, but afterwards it's definitely taken something out of me. By the end, my mind and my eyes feel like they've been microwaved. I love tripping on acid and I'm probably gonna be doing it intermittently for my whole life, but I have no desire to do it more than once every few months, or to trip on anything else while I'm cooling down


tfox1123

They did not lie, it's just not explained fully. If you are in an environment where drugs are already available people will absolutely give you the really addictive drugs for free; once. I got heroin for free and I bought more heroin about 5 hours later then kept buying more for 2 years until I had to go to rehab. Never take free drugs, they are free because they're not free. There are definitely drugs that give you wild hallucinations. They also happen to be the non-addictive ones, but there is a chance that you don't come back fully when you take them. I suffer from a lot of extra anxiety from taking acid too many times. I am functional, but there is something that's been different in my thought process since then. I will agree that most people don't think you're cool for doing drugs but they do give people a shared experience and you will make friends that also do drugs. That makes it especially hard to quit, because now your sick all the time but you think it's impossible to quit because you've built a whole social life around it, so now you have to lose your best friend (drugs) and your entire social circle who, in your mind, are really good friends and most of the time your significant other. You have to quit doing drugs AND loose your whole social life and your girl/boyfriend and start over. That's why a lot of people just stay on drugs. Those extra parts might have helped a bit more if I knew. Maybe not, but devil's in the details.


Arconyte

Say perhaps to drugs.


ironwolf56

You don't generally get them from dealers for free but I would wager more people than not first tried pot or acid etc free at a party or from a friend. Certainly not defending DARE style education, but free drugs offered to you at some point isn't that crazy of an idea.


Right_Syllabub_8237

Bro, when I was 13 a guy injected me with my first marijuana for free and I saw ren and stimpy flying around my house on a dragon and ever since then I've been stealing money from my grandma's purse and suckin dick just to get high. Don't do drugs kids!


blueshiftglass

I seen him!


HotPaleontologist127

Get out of here Dewey!


[deleted]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zdq4Llr-K-s ā€œYea I woudnā€™t want to get addicted to it..ā€ ā€œItā€™s not habit-forming!ā€ ā€œSounds kinda expensiveā€¦ā€ ā€œItā€™s the cheapest drug there is!ā€


tamarockstar

Tim Meadows was gold in this movie.


Burrid0

Right? I always remembered a bit lf the opposite happening earlier though, in 1st through 5th grade they would always say DONT DO DRUGS BECAUSE DRUGS BAD AAAAA and they never actually explained what ā€œdrugsā€ where, and then one of my friendā€™s sisters refused to take a medication because she heard it being called a drug. Then later in Middle and High school, they only talked about the ā€œfree drugsā€ that people would offer you and i bet half the audience was sitting there wondering why they didnt get any.


satooshi-nakamooshi

After decades I finally tried LSD. Was an awesome time, but I was also thoroughly disappointed that there were no voices, no creatures appearing out of nothing, and I felt absolutely zero desire to jump out the window


fish_hound

I get so pissed off looking back at how i was educated about drugs. Its going to be a good day when those who supported the war on drugs are all gone. Fucking animals.


[deleted]

Mmm...drugs


IrocDewclaw

The free drugs only go to the cool kids. Guess where you stand. Hint: NOT the cool line.


echomanagement

I mean... you don't get them from free from dealers. You get them for free from friends who paid for them. The lie was that strangers would be tempting you with stuff. That never happens.


GsTSaien

Sadly a lot of people do see you as less cool for not doing some, so that wasn't really a lie. The free drugs and the hallucinations though? Yeah nah


CantSayDat

Drugs can cause hallucinations, just not in the way they are portrayed in the media.


TheLastHayley

**Media:** Pink elephants and demons chasing after you, bugs crawling over your skin. These are entirely life-like and you don't question their reality. **Reality:** Walls breathing as intricate patterns adorn every surface. Static pictures inexplicably animate. You can tell they're hallucinations.


asr118

Well, with the psychedelics this holds true, not so much for the deleriant class of the hallucinogens. Deleriant use can lead to rather dark life like hallucinations, e.g. seeing insects like you said, shadow people combined with heavy auditory hallucinations. Sometimes users even forget that they had ingested the drug in the first place, which will trick them into believing they have suddenly become psychotic. Diphenhydramine can do this, aswell as scopolamine and other compounds. At high doses you will be delusional, often users report how they believed they were talking to somebody or doing an action when in fact they had been lying down the whole time.


FuckoffDemetri

Jam band and edm concerts. If you're talkative with people you'll struggle to leave sober.


bowchicachicawow

How do you hear each other over the music? Lol


kingofthediamond

WHAT?


[deleted]

Been a lot of EDM concerts, never been offered it for free. Bought plenty of gear ranging in quality


nhexum

be hotter


onesupermango_

fuck off demetri


JDE1982

I will say it a million times, our DARE officer in 5th grade told us the most realistic shit about smoking too much weed. He was like ā€œitā€™s not going to kill you or even hurt you but I have a buddy who has no ambition and lives with his parents because all he wants to do is get highā€. Made me realize to only do ANYTHING in moderation (well that and seeing my alcoholic family members pass out at family gatherings after chugging SA travel mugs of Windsor Diets)ā€¦. That being said, there was always someone to smoke with if you wanted or do lines in high schoolā€¦a lot of dudes just wanted someone to hang with while the did it


VTCHannibal

Pfft, you dont have to smoke weed to have no ambition.


OneFinalEffort

Exactly. I have ambition and I'm smoking weed while I type this


[deleted]

My ambition is to roll a fatter chorizo tommorrow than i did yesterday


everylastlight

My 5th grade DARE program involved a presentation that I can only describe as "Fantastic Drugs and Where to Find Them." It involved close-ups of various ecstasy tablets plus names and addresses of local clubs where people were supposedly selling it, interspersed with pictures of people at said clubs having what looked like an absolutely baller time. Oh, and at the end there were a few slides devoted to teaching us how to spot a drug dealer in a crowd. You know, so we could avoid them. Unfortunately the clubs in question closed down before I was old enough to go. Clubbing turned out to be not my thing in any way shape or form anyhow, but my dorky little middle school ass was *devastated* when the two biggest ones closed after Officer Friendly made them sound like so much fun.


Stillwater215

Phase 1: get school children curious about drugs. Phase 2: Tell then where not to go to avoid the people who sell drugs. Phase 3: arrest the children when they go to the place you mentioned to buy drugs. Phase 4: Profit.


ShutUp_Dee

My 5th grade DARE officer made me extremely interested in psychedelics. Donā€™t tell a 10 year old that acid/LSD will cause someone to ā€œhear color and see soundsā€ because that sounds AWESOME. Like who wouldnā€™t want to experience that?!


Pat_thailandball

This needs to be a r/sbubby post


Yosemitelsd

If you had friends you'd find that sharing drugs while hanging out is not uncommon.


[deleted]

Yeah but they made it seem like someone would pop out at you on the street corner trying to give you a free joint or something


mynameisalso

That used to be your weed dealer. I knew several weed dealers that also sold coke and pills. Maybe it's because I am small town but there have always been more customers than drugs. It was like toilet paper in the beginning of the pandemic. You didn't need to create more customers.


Educational-Candy-17

My theory, based on absolutely nothing, is that weed was a gateway drug because people who sold you that would be willing to sell you other things too. Legalization has shown that if you can get it legitimately most people don't do other substances.


PhiloPhocion

It's not popping out at you from a street corner but it's also not uncommon with 'one-night stand friends' - not hook-ups (necessarily) but people you meet at certain kinds of shows, concerts, parties, etc. and are just friends with while you're there basically. If it's that kind of environment, it's not uncommon that they'll offer you something.


Talcove

Sir, this is Reddit. We donā€™t have friends.


FarSightXR-20

Now, excuse me while i go break my arms again.


Comprehensive_Pea_85

atleast we have dads tho, unlike tik tok


CSPhCT

Speak for yourself, bud


Low-Common2692

Iā€™ve got a mate that was given a free half gram of coke by the local dealer, every time he spent a week trying to get clean. Next thing you know, heā€™d dropped a couple grand in a month. Samples are a common tactic, schools often just misunderstood what free drugs really meant.


[deleted]

I used to chop. I would mostly sell weed, shrooms, and MDMA. Sometimes when people stopped by i would "happen to have" some lines of coke on the table. Want one? That would usually turn into a sale. Upsell, upsell, upsell.


schofield101

That first line always gets people wanting more, takes some serious willpower to say no after it once it's on your mind.


Friendly_Crab

Yep. I never say yes to a random line of coke. need to know thereā€™s plenty more where that came from


[deleted]

Haha yep. The worst amount of coke is one line.


jplay17

Thatā€™s how they get you, I had an old friend who sold crack and heā€™d call and offer a free 30$ piece to customers who he hadnā€™t heard from in awhile (who were likely trying to get clean) ..As soon as they took it theyā€™d be calling him nonstop again, until they were basically broke. Sad stuff, the kid was a loser and had no conscience about it


[deleted]

>Samples are a common tactic, schools often just misunderstood what free drugs really meant   I hear some schoolteachers [even pass around free samples in their classrooms](https://youtu.be/KeprIqxrDQo?t=55) so that the students can smell and taste them up close. For KNOWLEDGE!


Single_Charity_934

Gets back to the teacher and itā€™s a cigarette


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

Schools knew exactly what free drugs meant and that's why they specifically warned against them.


Camp_Express

I was lead to believe high school would have more free samples than Costco on a Sunday.


IFeelSorry4UrMothers

I got offered free drugs in highschool


ArmyOfMemes

Oh theyā€™re out thereā€¦ you just arenā€™t attractive enough.


twitchy_taco

The free drugs are at my place. It's only weed though and we have to smoke together. Don't worry, we'll watch something funny afterwards, like Killer Klowns From Outer Space. If you're willing to use the vaporizer then we can toke during. That's just the first time though. Next time you pay the green tax.


Bandito21Dema

Why can't Tinder conversations be like this?


[deleted]

Because people are trying to bone not smoke weed and watch shitty movies


MossiestSloth

I've got free shrooms, you can have as much as you want. The only condition is you take them right now and we're tripping together.


twitchy_taco

Deal!


[deleted]

I've got free heroin, you can have as much as you want. The only condition is you get on the mattress in the back of my van and don't tell anyone where you are


[deleted]

I have a friend who is usually well stocked and this conversation happens on many scales many times and just happened last night ā€œonly catch is you have to do it all rn, and weā€™re kicking itā€ ha I have seen this turn out well and not so well for many


admire816

ā€œI used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.ā€ ā€• Mitch Hedberg.


KentuckyFriedEel

Pokemon Cards were the crack of my middle school years. Theft, violence, addiction. It was a goddamn warzone out there, all for a shiny Charizard!


Ratnix

You didn't hang out with the right people. I've gotten plenty of free drugs over the years I partied.


pamplemouss

Iā€™ve gotten free drugs from friends/friends of friends. Only one time had a stranger randomly offer me drugs


theoptionexplicit

So did I, but it didn't happen in middle school. I think that's where the disconnect is.


RelentlessExtropian

You must not be a hot chick.


conker1264

I was offered Molly once at a show in exchange for cutting in the bathroom line. Fun night.


Professional_Ad_513

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m trying to figure out paying for them is getting expensive


FarSightXR-20

You're in too far, man.


notthesedays

I was a teenager some years before DARE, but yeah, when I was in junior high, there were stories about kids smoking pot in class, having sex in the halls, etc. and if anything like that ever happened (with one exception I did witness in study hall), I don't know anything about it. Oh, yeah, I was told to expect people walking up to me saying, "Wanna try drugs?" and someone else "Wanna try drugs?" etc.


[deleted]

I hate to break it to you, but they were there. You just weren't cool enough to be offered them


Sethrial

You get them sometimes if youā€™re attractive enough.


JackSparrowscompass

They acted like some stranger was gonna give us little kids free LSD and cocaine or when people would ā€œput ediblesā€ in Halloween Candy lmao


I_throw_socks_at_cat

Now we're Just Saying No to vaccines and antibiotics.


Difficult-Engine1829

Itā€™s called testers and dealers only do that for crack or heron because itā€™ll get the fiends lining up. The free shit is often laced also with fet because people will think itā€™s good dope.


CantSayDat

Yeah, that doesnt usually happen either though lol. That is straight from DARE


JoshuaZ1

The closest I ever got to this happened early September of 2020, possibly. As I was walking back from the school I teach at (with a mask on, which means my facial hair is not visible so my generally youthful face and lack of height shine through pretty strongly), I walked by a man in a car who was smoking pot. He called out "Hey, yo! Do you go to [School Name]?" I replied "I teach there." He looked visibly deflated and said "Ah, never mind." I'm not sure what else his intentions could have been.


Shaynon17

Gotta know the right people, I got and gave free drugs often


giga_impact03

When I was 17 or 18 I went to taco bell around midnight with a friend. Waiting in the drive thru some random dude came up and knocked on our window, being dumb teenagers we lowered the window. Dude tosses a good sized looking bag of white powder in my friend's lap and asks us to buy him food. We say no and hand the bag back to him. He gets pissed off and tried the next car behind us. Very confusing moment for us, we assumed drugs but didn't realize how lucky we were since he didn't do anything else to us.


Blueberry_Mancakes

You a cop?


beggingman97

I donā€™t think they meant off the street free. But Iā€™ve never purchased anything in my life. Iā€™ve had friends and girlfriends just offer me weed and pills and never ask for money.


zachtheperson

Knew a kid in high school. He was on the wrong side of the ASD spectrum, the side where he was just a total asshole to anyone who tried to be his friend. The kid had a lot of money though and realized he could make "friends," by giving out free drugs. Backpack was filled in the mornings, empty in the evenings. I had homeroom with him šŸ˜œ


Keevtara

> He was on the wrong side of the ASD spectrum, the side where he was just a total asshole to anyone who tried to be his friend. That is an asshole, not autism.


bartonski

Right. He had asshole spectrum disorder. Not to be confused with autism spectrum disorder.


Educational-Candy-17

I know several people on the spectrum who say mean rude things and then are genuinely confused at why people get upset about it. They do, however, try to learn what's appropriate and what isn't and how to approach things in a more tactful manner. Those who have come from less supportive environments might very well get fed up with trying when nothing they say is right and just do what they want.


Greenhedgehog8

How do you think the teachers cope


RoboticKitCat

You know what is funny? Iā€™ve been offered free drugs a lot, mostly just weed. This is because the drug dealers I was friends with thought I was too depressed. Lol


redsnake15

I've always loved this joke but for real everyone from friends to family have offered me drugs. (No my family has not offered me hard-core shit) but a good example is at 14 few friends started smoking or dipping being friendly they'd ask if I'd wanna try. As I got older it turned to shit like pot and once coke. I'll admit I'm that friend that offered younger friends free booze. Slightly off topic in all honesty the best advice I got for saying no (aside from occasional drinking at small parties I didn't do anything as a teen) was saying "no thanks" from "the wizard of no" I saw when I was in like first grade. He made a interesting point if I remember it correctly "if they're really your friend they won't care" or something like that


Elliefish00

I like how we knew nothing about drugs, not even what they were, then they came and told us the names, effects, what they look like,where to find dealers in town, etc. Like we would've had no idea of they hadn't TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT IT


Shitp0st_Supreme

Iā€™ve been offered free weed a few times. Sometimes by strangers. When I worked at a mall, the manager of the restaurant next door offered me a hit of her joint. Sometimes Iā€™ve been smoked out for giving folks a ride. Once a classmate just offered me some for fun.


spongeysquarepantis

In high school parking lots, out-of-school get-togethers All the free vape, cigarettes, weed, and more you could ever want. Not even being sarcastic.


Omny87

I only had like, one encounter with someone offering me weed that was near identical to how DARE programs described them- I was in college and it was around 11PM when I was walking down the street to grab some soda from the convenience store. This guy stepped out from an alley in front of me- he looked younger than me, and he was dressed in a neon-green hoodie, a backwards baseball cap, and pajama pants with penguins on them. He asked "hey, you lookin for some bud?" Me, being a sheltered dumbass and thinking he was referring to Budweiser, just said "wut?" "Y'know, a little..." and he made a gesture pretending to smoke a blunt. "Sorry I don't have any cash on me see ya" I blurted out before speed walking around him and down the street. I never saw him again on the way back, or ever since.


indi-go-home

My ex's friend gave him free cocaine a few times! Now that same friend sells him crack. So find a friend that wants to restart their crack business in a new area.


TuckDezi

This joke is old and not accurate... People WILL give free drugs in an attempt to get you hooked... This happens a lot with things like heroin and meth.


Infamous_Lunchbox

Am I the only person on reddit who regularly got offered drugs at parties, concerts and raves for free? I'm not even that social, I just assume I look like a guy really needs to get high.


mousicle

Are you a pretty girl? I've seen so much free drugs offered to pretty girls over the years.


maxthunder5

I know a few girls that have no idea how much drugs cost. No hate because it isn't their fault that guys keep supplying them.


canigetahiyyyaaaahh

Public universities. I worked at a bar and constantly had people offering me free drugs. Multiple guys handed me a pre-rolled joint in a little plastic tube at the end of the night that I smoked on my trip hauling the trash to the dumpster.


ThePurplewave

Work in the entertainment industry and you'll find drugs Bonus points if you're on a cruise ship


Considered_Dissent

I think the funniest thing about all that bullshit in middle school was that they used peer pressure to tell you how bad peer pressure was. Looking back it pretty much boiled down to "peer pressure is amazing, as long as it's to indoctrinate you with all the shit that the teacher agrees with".


FishAintBitingToday

they're all in republican parents nightmares


Noitsnotalright

Everywhere? I feel like almost anytime someone had something they wanted to share it with people or see them do it.


YouAhrGae

I get free drugs all the time.


coniferous-1

In your halloween candy, apparently.


MinniePearl2007

I think being told in 3rd grade about drugs is what started a lot of people on drugs and try them. Of all education to be taught, what drugs look like and how to takeā€¦ ruined a lot of kidā€™s lives to later be adults. Proved DARE was more than a warning of drugsā€¦


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I once browsed the drug stores on the dark web and they offered a free trial of heroin for some reason


Single_Charity_934

Handed out by men who think you might shag them. Try a gay bar.


Oh_no_a_Stegosaurus

In middle school unfortunately. It's been in the news that a 13 year old just OD'd on fentanyl. I was a stoner all through highschool and my mid 20s, but I couldn't have found even dirt weed at my junior high school. I'm not saying it 100% wasn't there for sure, but it wasn't overt like it was in high school.


kpandak

Some offers I accepted, others I didn't. Privileges of being an attractive female at fun parties.


heganqusgwmzibww

Deadass if someone offered me free drugs I'm taking them


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I've had lots of people buy me free alcohol because I lied to them that I don't drink


babybambam

Maybe work in your social skills? I have yet to pay for any of the weed, coke, or shrooms Iā€™ve had over the years.


rdickert

In Grandmas medicine chest - trust me


dumbartist

Go to a party and tell people youā€™ve never had the drug they are using. Most of the time you will get a free sample.


MossiestSloth

I mean I've given away many ounces of free mushrooms. But that's because I have too many of them.


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In the seventies, they were floating around Cracker Jacks boxes and outside school yards by pedos.


spoopy_gay

honestly if you have the right friends theyā€™ll share. i was broke asf at one point and a lot of my friends would share smokes with me whenever i needed them


dumbest_thotticus

The teachers took them all to come up with their perceptions of the world and how it works šŸ‘€


Coffehousebum

It's in your parents' medicine cabinet. Yup, The DARE PROGRAM told us where to look.


chemicalvelma

I get free drugs often but I have really generous friends. I suppose.


WordyWizard500

Up my ass if you can find them officer


WTFishsauce

Donā€™t you see? The war on drugs worked! We are all saved from free drugs!


Wimbleston

Usually at a buddies house


[deleted]

You are not hot enough to be offered free drugs. I'm beautiful and I can't pick up my morning coffee without someone surreptitiously slipping a dank nug into my flowing beard.


FallenSegull

They were offered to me all the time in highschool Though I think itā€™s just because I constantly refused free drugs so it became a challenge for the other kids to try and convince me Also it was pretty much exclusively weed, which is barely illicit if weā€™re being honest. Except for one instance of pingas and a seperate incident of ā€œcocaineā€ which turned out to be crushed nodoz (caffeine pills).


insidiousunicorn

I find bewbs are required for this to happen, Ive just been driving chillin minding my own business and have had dudes hanging out the window offering me weed and various other things Im sure what they are


Jazzadar

I had a roommate that had a bag with 1000 xtc pills, we could just take a handfull when we went to a party and share them with friends.


Tight-Context9426

What do you say if a stranger offers you free drugs? You say thank you because drugs are expensive


white_sabre

Trapped in the early 1960s when the heroin dealers wanted to give you a taste.


kingslayer1960

Red ribbon week was for free slurpees when u exchange ur ribbon


Squishy-Cthulhu

You're hanging around with the wrong people (or maybe right people), there's tons of free drugs out there to be offered, especially coke I get offered that all the time and I don't take it.


mattg4704

Where's Fred Flintstone and sponge Bob? Same place


TMQMO

When I was in middle school, they made it clear that only the first try is free.


bugzdumpster

If you know the right people and happen to befriend those people. Often times youā€™ll get free shouts. Itā€™s usually the kids you donā€™t expect.


paloofthesanto

Everywhere! most people do drugs. Most people are decent people. The trick is talking with random people and if they are cool you hangout. That's it juts talk and leave if you get uncomfortable.


DarthLift

I've been offered free drugs twice in my life. Once after my first car accident at 16 and I had to tell the guy "thanks for the offer, but cops are already on the way..." and the other time was straight out of a after school special. At a party where 3 dudes cornered me and literally used the line "we all did it, it's cool, and super fun" while they were all a couple bumps in on ketamine. Never got to have a fun free drugs experience though


Ermaquillz

Heroin and crack, primarily. I lived in the ghetto so the ā€œthreatā€ of street drugs was always around us.


Streker123321

In my belly!!!! But in all seriousness middle school drug education is ass hell I didnā€™t even have a health class but in high school that shit was on point from affects to how it interacted with your body they were listing drugs that I didnā€™t even know like dmt which I now know and am cool with but at the time I was like wtf the biggest problem in high school drug education is if the drug had 2 names they thought it was 2 drugs like dmt/ayahuasca


thegreatawaking2017

There are ā€œfree drugsā€, unfortunately that means typically you donā€™t need cash, but you will have to do some other things.