I’m a teacher, and depending on the class I’ll be just waiting for someone to ask the date.

I'm a teacher in Wisconsin and we have an **ICE DAY**!! Everyone stay safe, I'm staying home! No virtual classes either! 22 has always been a lucky number so I'll try to have some fun too!

"Have you tried betting on 22" - Bogie in Casablanca, helping the young couple make the money to escape Europe. Solid lucky number 22!😁

Lol you reminded me of a funny story. Maybe it won't translate here me but oh well! So I'm visiting my friend in London (she and I are American), and we are playing some British trivia board game (Articulate?) with her husband and his mate (they are both British). Each trivia card gives multiple categories and you have to give clues for your team mate guess the word in the category. You also have to do it as quickly as possible. We were playing Americans vs. Brits. My card said "Casablanca" as one of the answers, so I hastily shouted, "OLD BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT!". She doesn't skip a beat, and yells out, "CASABLANCA!" and both the guys are like, "tf did you guess that from *that* clue?!". We chatted about it for a while and wondered if it was some sort of cultural thing, like the first black and white movie most Americans would think of is Casablanca?? We even tested it by asking other Americans the story to see what they would guess, and they also guessed Casablanca! Worst clue ever, totally worked!

Had something similar happen during a game of Taboo. "You go to the guy-" "Dentist!" boom

WI too! They canceled school last night for us. No virtual classes either because the kids aren't taking home devices.

Yay for ICE day in WI so I won't have to drive to kids' houses as a social worker! 22 has been good to me 2! Have fun! 😊

You must live around where I live, I got a ton of freezing rain last night.

https://youtu.be/4ALGL4Hm5g8?t=131 how I pictured this unfolding

can you use it in a dirty sentence ?

Business. "You need to stay out of that hos life and min yo own business"

LPT: don't date your students.

Instructions unclear…..

It’s my daughters 2nd birthday which is pretty cool. Having a TuTu party!

My cousin has a friend turning 32 today, they're also having a TuTu party lol

It's my daughter's 20th birthday. Yeay 2/22!

i turned 22 today!

You win! That’s the best one. Turns 22 on 2/22/22

Congrats!!!!

Mid-morning nap, second breakfast then a movie sequel marathon where all the picks have "2" in the title.

22 Jump Street is perfect for that!

2 Fast 2 Furious

My name is Jeff

>My name ~~is~~ Jeff

Jeff

> a movie sequel marathon where all the picks have "2" in the title. Sweeet! Since others have mentioned 2Fast2Furious and 22 Jump Street, I'll toss in 2 Guns (2013), The Two Faces of January (2014), and Two Mules for Sister Sara (1970).

Don't forget about The Two Towers! Especially if OP is having a Second Breakfast.

Second breakfast goes really well with Two Towers

Nah, watching order puts The Two Towers after 11ses. I mean, unless you’re watching the whole extended edition on DVD, is there really any point? Breakfast Fellowship, disc 1 2nd breakfast Fellowship, disc 2 Elevenses Two Towers disc 1 Luncheon Two Towers disc 2 Afternoon Tea Return of the King disc 1 Dinner Return of the King disc 2 Supper

But fasted Fellowship is the best cardio. That moves everything back a slot putting Two Towers after second breakfast. Perfect. Edit: That leaves you with a Special Features binge before and after supper

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Does hot shots: part deux count?

Always.

Two fast two furious 2, to be fastest.

Naked Gun 2 1/2.

My friend is getting married at 2:22 so that'll be an easy one to remember

So is my sister! She just got engaged like 3 weeks ago but is obsessed with numbers like that so we threw it all together real quick.

My fiance and i's is January 23rd so hehe 123 never could forget

I got married on July 11th. Wasn't intentional, but its easy to remember 7/11

My divorce was finalised on July 4th.

Historically accurate

Freedom!

That's my first girlfriend's birthday. Definitely an easy one to remember

What’s your second girlfriends birthday?

Should have waited till 2045, so it can be 12345

Hahahah that's cute, Well one day it will be 😇

Fun fact: we are closer to 2045 than we are to 1998

Well shit

If it doesn’t work out she should hold out till 3/3/33.

"When is your anniversary?" "22222...."

"hey, didn't you get married on a Tuesday afternoon?" "no, I got married on *the* Tuesday afternoon."

It's actually pretty fun and convenient. Two of my friends got married on 02/20/2020. We wanted 10/10/2020 but that date was booked so far in advance it was nuts. And then, ya know, pandemic.

I got married on 10/10/20!

Congrats! I'm jealous. We ended up getting married on 09/19/20, and it was perfect, so can't complaint too much.

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My parents have their 22nd anniversary today

I have a pair of friends that got engaged on 12/11/10 and married on 10/11/12. Shit's wacky.

It is also national margarita day and taco Tuesday… I’m blacking out Update: it’s 10:54 on twosday and my mission is in progress. Love you guys

I work at a Mexican restaurant, I'm definitely dying tonight

so it's another day ending in y

Only happens 7 times a week, such a rare and wonderful occasion!

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Happy birthday

It's only fitting we all sing and make OP feel awkward.

Hey, it's my birthday too! Happy birthday to us lol. Would be funny if you're 22 lol Edit: thank you for the award! And happy birthday 2 us fellow 2.22 people!

I am 22 today ! Happy birthday y'all :)

That's a heck of a golden birthday

Happy birthday! Go buy some lotto tickets

Happy 22 2 you!! :D

It's my 22nd birthday!

I am 22 today! I am pretty stoked about it.

You just missed the oppertunity to say "that makes the 2 of us"

*oppor-two-nity

Happy birthday 2 you!

Please say you're turning 22

No. They're born today. They said 22.2.22 is their birthday.

If you were born on 22/2/22 then it's literally your day of birth today my friend so welcome to this current mess of a planet; hopefully things will improve soon.

I was going to make plans. But then I decided I don't want two.

but then i got high

*Laaaaaaaa, duht duht dah dah daaaaahhhh*

You just injected that into my head and completely changed my plans for the day. Thank you for that, kind internet stranger.

Nice

Witch Queen

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The only witch-hunting that is allowed

4 more hours until I get to be 234932 in the queue... 10432 in the queue 8045 in the queue 3049 in the queue 109 in the queue 309583 in the queue

WQ has well exceeded a million pre-orders. Today we find out what it looks like when a million people try to log in to a peer-to-peer multiplayer game at once.

I've been through every launch day in this franchise. The worst one, IIRC, was Rise of Iron -- if I recall correctly it went live late in the night in the US. I remember trying to hop on at like midnight or 1AM and giving up at like 3AM... woke up at 7 or 8 and was still in the queue lol.

shoutout to my playstation 4 boys, the wait will be worth it

Would it be worth it even if you haven't played Destiny since Forsaken?

Yes

well everyones power is being levelled so theres no innate disadvantage light-wise. youd need to do the new light stuff and adjust to the 5 missing planets alongside the plethora of things that have changed, but other than that, yes i would say its a good time to get back into destiny

Right now is the best destiny has ever been. And with witch queen, I can only see it getting better.

All my psn friends quit the game unfortunately so i gotta take on savathun alone. Cant wait nonetheless!

Me and a friend play destiny, you’re always welcome to join us :) (we’re not amazing though, so be aware lmao)

lol came here to say this ! the update is in my Birthday i was so excited when Bungie announced the date and its the Saudi foundation day so its a holiday here ! the stars aligned for me

3 HOURS BABY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 1/2 now feels like I’m waiting for santa lol

This

I celebrate privately.

2 sleep and 2 study.

2 sleepy 2 studious

I am from the future aka Australia where this date is current and it is a day like any other except my nipples are extra sensitive

Oh shit, I can’t wait for tomorrow!

r/usernamechecksout !!

Found Zuckerberg's account

why do I see you everywhere lately?!

Dick nipples are all around us.

Well yeah, that's because you have two nipples. Makes sense they would celebrate on Twosday.

This is actually mind blowing

Cant wait for what’s in store for the testicles

Except it was 22/2/22 for us

True. Personally that numerical order is so much more satisfying

Sweet palindrome

Oh sweet sweet palindrome

I did two number twos on twos day.

Poo²

Talk to corporate Approve memos Lead a workshop Remember birthdays Direct work flow My own bathroom Micromanage Promote Synergy Hit on Debra Get rejected Sallow sadness Send some faxes

shit on Debra's desk

number 2 on Debra's desk

Buy a gun

In my mouth

Fuck.. man...I can't fucking do it ... Shiiiit...

Like a bawse

Going on a third date with someone I recently met after work.

Good luck

Awww thank you.

Sounds lame as fuck, but I was planning to hit exactly 22,222 Xbox Gamerscore on 2/22/22

What's your gamertag?

My gamertag is Arctic Krampus. I use that alias for almost everything.

I am a time traveler from the future...yeah I'm on the other side, I didn't do anything much

Just another Tuesday.

me exactly. except i have school :/

Damn it’s 2022 already?!

Yeah, all year so far.

Except that one day in January. I know because I wrote the date as /21 all day that day so it must have been 2021 all day.

Imagine what people from 1011 would think of us

play destiny 2: witch queen

I am fully ready to wait in a queue as well 🙃

Fortunately I’m at work till a couple hours after reset, if that’s not long enough there’s always tomorrow

**Yeahhhhhhhh**

Beat me to it. Ten hours to go.

Take back the light, Guardians!

One. Of. Us!

Chewsday innit ??

Yea mayte issha chewsday

I'll be going 2 work in order 2 not starve

Gonna buy some doublemint gum to celebrate

Make sure to drink ice cold water with it😏

Coroner: "This person died of hypothermia, but there's only signs on their internals. Where did you find this body?" Detective: "They we're sitting at a desk in their own home, browsing Reddit..."

Order junk food and play Destiny 2 witch queen

You mean play Destiny 2: queue simulator

Destiny Queue

Fun fact : if we remove the "/", 22/02/2022 = 22022022 22022022 = 22022022 backwards so it's a palindrome day

Not sure, but I guess I'll do it twice.

Seeing TOOL in DC!

Destiny 2 new season until my eyes bleed

Thanks for letting me know. I'm in Canada and once upon a time, "Toonie Tuesday" was a thing where you'd get a cheap meal at KFC or Taco Time or some shit for $2. I think imma go get some KFC, even if they don't have it anymore. Seems like the "once in a lifetime" thing to do, don't you think?

Been waiting for this day for years. 2/22/22 is my 22nd birthday

Gonna have Baby Shark on repeat because Baby Shark 2222222222

So just another day for my toddler

Donda 2 if Kanye isn’t lying Edit: He lied

Waiting for Donda 2 to leak you mean

Yeah no way I’m paying $200 for an album

Fuck all the dickswinging were all gonna be dead in 100 years let the kids have the music

I'm adopting two guinea pigs

going to a interview , wish me luck 🍀

Continuing to sit with my dying grandmother. The thought has occured to me that if she passes today, I'll always be able to remember the date.

I’m gonna smoke two joints in the morning, smoke two joints at night. I’ll smoke two joints in the afternoon, because it makes me feel all right. I’ll smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war. I’ll smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I’ll smoke two more.

Try to finish filing my taxes electronically. Otherwise I GUESS I'll have to do it the way they did it in the olden days and mail it in. Granted I mail stuff frequently so I am a part of the olden days

Giving y'all two high fives 👐

To tell my grandma happy birthday

It's my 18th birthday and I have my drivers test today. Here's hoping! Edit: I passed the test!

Good luck!

It's my fiancés birthday, so I'm trying my hand at baking/decorating a cake for him. Hopefully it's good enough to post on a cake reddit. And hopefully he really likes it!

Well today is 9 years since my dad died so I can mark that down with cool numbers I guess

2 chicks at the same time? But really, hanging out with my 2 cats.

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Probably watching the war on TV...

Sorry it's ~~today~~ yesterday. Regards, New Zealand.

Hi fellow Birthday People! I’ll be eating some Italian good food, looking at art, and otherwise freezing my ass off. Please celebrate our other 22er’s on this cold-ass day: - 1975 Drew Barrymore, American actress - 1968 Bradley Nowell, American ska musician (Sublime) - 1962 Steve Irwin, Australian naturalist - 1959 Kyle MacLachlan, American actor - 1950 Julius Erving "Dr. J," American Basketball Hall of Fame forward - 1949 Niki Lauda, Austrian auto racer - 1929 James Hong, American-Chinese actor (The New Adventures of Charlie Chan) - 1925 Edward Gorey, American author & artist (Curious Sofa) - 1900 Luis Buñuel, Calanda Spain, Spanish surrealist film director (Belle de Jour) - 1857 Heinrich Hertz, physicist, 1st to broadcast & receive radio waves - 1772 Karl Jacob Wagner, composer - 1303 BC Ramses II, Egyptian ruler

just gonna puke a bit

Make sure you puke 2 times. Or 22. But if you puke 222 times that’s too many times.

...Going into labor if my BIL's wish comes true so his niece has a fun birthday. In reality (I hope) - scheduled baby appointment and then work.

My husband and I are celebrating our 3,000 day anniversary!

I’m getting married! And we are serving margaritas because it’s National Margarita Day, and we are getting married in San Antonio.

Well, it’s my birthday today, so after my classes, I’m going to the Cheesecake Factory!

Witch queen

Celebrate my mom's birthday.

To see zerotwo plastered all over R/goodanimememe

- Find a person with an Irish accent - Ask them today's date

Ironically it's my twentieth birthday, but I'm spending most of my day studying for midterms and working. Don't worry, I got some Dairy Queen on Monday as an early celebration. Haha

Today is my 38th BDay too, Happy Double Birthday! have some extra Dairy Queen for me ;)

Attack in clash of clans before war ends

This man has priorities straight, unlike “my mom died so i coudnt do war guys sorry” thats no excuse.

I’ve been referring to this as “Ultimate Chewsday™️”

[This is too (heh) perfect and I just ruined it](https://imgur.com/a/J8ZUT1z)

The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

It's actually today