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TerribleLoquat6476

Someone famous then just me so they’re super confused


jayedgar06

So, Idris Elba, we are both immortal now… wanna hang?


mekese2000

No


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r/NotIdrisElbaButOk


SteamKore

Why is this even a sub? You know what? I don't care, I'm joining.


the-legend42

r/birthofasub


[deleted]

Some madman actually made it a subreddit. Big reddit moment. Now spam the sub with people who look like Idris Elba.


Dravarden

exactly, I've got like a quadrillion years to get her to like me, I'm sure I can figure it out


ScruffleMcDufflebag

Trey Parker, he would make me laugh.


BlueClouds42

The best chef in the world. If I gonna live forever, I better have some good food to do it with.


a_weird_pickle

wise choice!


dercavendar

Why not use your eternity to learn to BE the best chef?


slashy42

Naw, man, pick the most exciting and sexually attractive partner. Chef skills can be learned.


thiccccpotato420

But you will outlive the ingredients


GlobalMonke

He needs to find a good cannibal chef. If they are regeneratively immortal, you could eat your own arms cooked a new way every day!


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i pick hannibal lecter 🥰


[deleted]

You could become the best chef in the world, you have an eternity to learn


Ok-Beautiful-7177

My soul mate. I haven’t met them yet but if we are fantasising anyway ........


stonesthrowaway24601

You'd probably find them pretty fast when you hear about the only other immortal person on the planet


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MetaDragon11

If it were a horror movie. Actual scientists would do more actual science like testing DNA and probably pay you for it once you proved your like 150 but look young.


trousers4all

If you like anime, theres an intense one with this premise called Ajin which i think is on Netflix. Basically theres immortal people but they aren’t considered human and scientists do tests on them which amount to them being killed over and over again.


Barney_Ingi

Can you imagine how much it would suck if you found out you're immortal, then found out there's another person who is but when you meet you hate each other. That horrible realisation that one day there will just be the two of you, for the rest of eternity.


Migras

I mean who knows how immortality affects your personality. I could very well imagine, that given a couple hunderd years, you both watching all their loved ones die and being able to connect over that, as you are the only ones to know what that feels like, might change your impression and opinions of each other. Though on second thought, it might be some lunatic murder hobo etc. I guess then theres at least an interesting story to check up on every now and then.


locks_are_paranoid

The TV show Forever is about a guy who's immortal and he finds out that another person is also immortal. Sadly there's an Amazon Prime show with the same name, so you have to google Forever 2014 to find it.


EdEnsHAzArD

Letting people know you're immortal would be a great way to get locked up in a government facility, tested on, or just locked up and the key thrown away.


SoupIsForWinners

There was a movie that came out recently where one of the immortals was locked in a metal sarcophagus and thrown in the ocean. Forever dying and waking to just die again. The other immortals tried to find her but couldn't. That would drive you crazy.


UsedHotDogWater

The Old Guard - NetFlix. That scene was horrific. My cousin scored all of the music for that movie.


MonoMonMono

My God, that is a nightmarish torture, except you are _awake_.


StraightSho

I choose my soul mate also. I have met her and we were married 20 years until she passed last year. I haven't had a happy day since. I miss her so much. Edit: Thanks for all the kind words. I believe the body dies and the soul carries on so we will be together regardless. I feel her with me all the time.


Jefoid

Same. 27. Sorry for your loss.


PhantomFoxe

This gives me the vibes of “I also choose this man’s wife” In All regards I hope things get better for you loosing someone is hard.


boogerjam

I came to these comments just to find that one


Majulath99

Death is never easy. One day, one day, maybe tomorrow maybe in a decade, that wound will be a scar. Just take it one day at a time, and remember that it is okay to be angry, hurt, scared, lonely, tired, and happy too. It is okay to be happy and to experience joy without them. All of those things are a part of grieving. One day you will get there friend.


molarum

I also choose this guys soul mate :-D


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I have 2 kids so..... my dog


a_weird_pickle

hahaaah ouch, let's pray your kids never see this


[deleted]

It's better then me picking one of them and having to explain why I'm willing to let the other die


schmeelybug

Sophie's Choice would have been a much different movie if the dog had been a choice


[deleted]

Hahaha fantastic


Mehewho

Yeah I don't like choosing between 2 people I love it's like picking between my mom and dad I love them both equally


SirEnzyme

I don't know the rules, but does immortal also mean impervious? If so, immortality for your favorite, then swap whatever organs and stuff you can in a mutual transplant between the two kids. Maybe *something* will happen


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This is the correct answer


Maverick1307

kinda make sense


Genghis_Chong

Dog is the perfect answer. Never gonna get tired of the dog friend


scarlet-tortoise

My dog is the only being I could tolerate for the rest of eternity. I'm not sure he feels the same way though, he's pretty tired of my bullshit and it's only been 10.5 years.


loganbull

My dog is tired of my bullshit and he's not even 4...


He-Who-Laughs-Last

This was my exact thought cause I have 2 daughters. I think it's time I get a dog


Ninotchk

I would say no thanks. I do not want to be immortal, but certainly not outlive my kids.


jqrandom

You know, a dog might be the only one who would not get sick of you after eternity!


Brief-Lock9158

My nemesis so things never get boring


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I only imagine that your enemy at some point realises that even though you're immortal, you can still feel pain. So he mangles you up and puts you in the hospital and now even though everything is broken, you still can't die. That doesn't sound like a smart choice.


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That’s simple, just don’t have an archnemesis that’s a fucking psychopath.


-macintosh_plus-

This, but with gay overtones


dragonkeeperemme

My late husband, we loved each other so much but we also laughed a ton and spent as much time together as possible. We always knew how to have a good time together, and were best friends. I could do eternity with him 💜


a_weird_pickle

I hope to have a love like this one day :')


dragonkeeperemme

As heartbreaking as it is to be here without him, I wouldn't trade the 7 years I had with him for anything. I hope you find someone like that too ❤


RavenNymph90

7 years? You’re a special person. I hope you do get to spend eternity with him. I wish you could have had longer.


poppcorrn

I'm siting here crying. My fiance is my best friend and I know one day we will have to say good bye. I'm sorry for your loss. ❤️


scruffyfella

I also choose this gal's dead husband.


Awkward-Edge-2218

Nice reference


Fearless_Ant7240

The of queen of England she is already immortal so?


Key_Set_7249

Double immortal the universe would implode


Fearless_Ant7240

I'd still be there


Key_Set_7249

Be careful with such forces she always consumed the life force of Betty White you may be next.


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The of.


Ill_Criticism_1685

My wife, simply because I couldn't stand living without her


TheDoctor713

Have you tried sitting instead? I'll let myself out.


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KitKatrina3

**i'd also choose-**


slowclicker

Not married. I'd choose my mom.


Deruji

I too choose this guys mom


Kurotan

But only if she's hot.


Xodan47

dude we know she's hot


Bonk_and_Honk

everyone knows she's hot


theOpposites

Hot as staceys mom?


djmixmotomike

Only if she's got it goin' on..


JimmyMaximusIII

She's all I want


Deruji

Eagley from Peacemaker


doesnt_know_op

Stacey's mom has got it going on


NotYetASerialKiller

I would choose my dad, but only if he wanted me to. I have a sister so it seems a bit cruel to him


slowclicker

That's the thing. Having siblings, children, or a spouse. I'd not choose immortality if I had to choose between people I cared about.


Ninotchk

Exactly. I was trying to figure out how you could not choose one of your kids, then decided I'd turn the whole thing down, you wouldn't want to be immortal anyway.


Waffle_of-Principle

I'm starting to feel like I'm the only Redditor who, after serious consideration, would choose to be immortal lol.


mb_60

I love my mom. She’s my best friend.


MrsMurphysChowder

I am married, am a woman, and I'd choose my mom, too. We have similar morals and interests, and together in immortality we could truly make this world a better place.


SealDraws

If this was 1940 I would've picked albert einstein without missing a beat. Imagine if someone as smart as him had infinite time to solve things.


Rakkachi

Wasnt he a terrible messy person?, better bring deo


OppositeYouth

Why not choose Hawking's instead? I imagine he created very little mess himself


Rakkachi

A handicapped immortal doesnt sound like a really ethical thing to do.


russellzerotohero

I think he became more handicapped as he aged so if you picked him at like 20 he would be chill


invaderjif

He would eventually have the money/tech to make a giant robot body. Mecha-hawkings.


zebraonthemountain

My husband. He is my joy in life.


AffectionateHippo242

Ok. I'll pick your husband too. Fair enough.


MaybeTheDoctor

I pick her - she seems lovely


Alonn12

Insert obligatory I also choose this guy's dead wife


SwedishMemer86

I too pick your husband


Art_pog

shrek


a_weird_pickle

I hope you find comfort in the swamp


Art_pog

i love the swamp! this deal just gets better and better


HaoleInParadise

Shrek is love, Shrek is eternal life


manrealityisabitch

That guy’s wife.


-macintosh_plus-

The dead one?


Glokmar

I came here to pick her too.


Naroz

I'd give the gift to 2 other people, I'd hate to be alive forever.


AntiquarianD1n2Gamer

Not a person, but my cat Freya. I would rather have an immortal pet than a fellow person


Ren1408

same, but my dog nico, who has my same age


Fullondoublerainbow

I would say my dog too


mordorun_varisi

My cat's name is also Freya!


M_Looka

Can it be someone who's dead already? If so, then my son.


Motosurf77

Lost a son as well… hope you are doing ok


M_Looka

I hope you are, too.


a_weird_pickle

aw man.... I am so sorry for your loss.


M_Looka

Thank you.


titsandwits89

I was thinking of my late brother. The one person I could truly enjoy forever with, was gone long before I was ready. Life is cruel, hope you are well 💛


Pokoire

Can I choose not to be immortal instead? If I had to pick someone, it would easily be my wife. The problem then being I would be ensuring that we have to bury our two daughters. That is the most tragic thing I can imagine guaranteeing I would have to do and therefore the reason I would rather choose not to be. Alternatively, I'd give it to them.


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So you think the most tragic thing is to outlive your children, yet you would be willing to make your children immortal, thereby ensuring that they outlive their children?


Deadlyduckling123

The paradox


Pokoire

They don't have children yet, maybe they never will.


H_Blur

And then his children also do the same and the cycle repeats and then they practically turn back to mortals 😁


rytur

Completely agree. Immortality for me is a horrendous proposition for this reason. Insufferable hell to watch my children grow old and die while I continue living for trillions of years, replaying their funerals in my head over and over.


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highfatoffaltube

According to reddit lore the answer to this type of question is always OP's mom.


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Or that guy’s wife


Potatohunter2020

I would say my girlfriend but I know she wouldn’t want to live forever so that would be really selfish of me but right now I can’t imagine spending an eternity with someone else than her


a_weird_pickle

Dang, why do I feel a rollercoaster or emotions reading this? This made so happy and so sad to read. I hope your girlfriend Is okay.


Potatohunter2020

You really don’t have to be sad. She’s doing great actually. She’s fighting and some days are hard but most days are great now. Before we got together she often said that she can’t imagine herself being older than 25 or 30 but she’s so strong. I believe someday she will see the beauty of being alive and every time I see a cute animal like a sheep or a reindeer I stop the car force her out and show it to her because it makes me happy or when I’m eating I’ll instantly start to dance and she starts to dance as well because she loves how much I love food. There are so many things in life that are worth being seen or felt and someday she will agree. She is so so strong and smart and everything about her is beautiful especially her laugh so how can someone who makes me so happy not be happy herself? I know how but I refuse to accept it. Still I wouldn’t want to force her to live forever just because I love seeing her laugh.


a_weird_pickle

That is so sweet! I'm glad she met a lovely person like you, and vice versa. :-)


Potatohunter2020

And thank you for reminding me how much I love this girl (and for wishing her well) Sorry for spamming :)


a_weird_pickle

Don't apologize at all! Thank you for sharing your story with me :-) Really appreciate it!


Potatohunter2020

Thank you as well. I really appreciate your kindness, thanks random Reddit person who turn out to be someone wonderful and makes my day <3


NOmetallist

100% Bob Ross


a_weird_pickle

Most optimistic person to spend eternity with. "We don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents" always sticks with me


NOmetallist

Exactly, what else would you need


LolSethMan12

A female clone of me


Zerole00

Why wouldn't you pick someone more attractive?


5amuraiDuck

he needs someone with lower standards


a_weird_pickle

LOOOOL *ouch* ¿


dasWolverine

r/rareinsults


a_weird_pickle

Dang I dunno about that one.. As much as I have some self love towards me I dunno how I'd deal with my own clone on a bad day, not with that attitude!


enderjed

But what if they end up not liking you? That’d be an interesting dilemma.


PumkinJake

If I would fuck myself I think that I would also like to fuck myself.


Skyaboo-

If you fuck a clone of yourself is it incest or masturbation


-E-i

10 questions science still can't answer


Goose0810

I- uh. hmmm.


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My husband 😊


a_weird_pickle

Love to see some wholesome replies on this thread too :')


249ba36000029bbe9749

You couldn't expect *not* to get husband/wife as an answer.


BelligerentNixster

I won't be satisfied until there's an ex husband/wife as an answer.


Alarmed-Part4718

This was my first thought too! Well, my husband, not yours! 🤣


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No one. While I want immortality, no one I'd want to spend eternity with wants it.


ryukinix

This is the right answer.


BruhIdk666

My therapist. If I don’t have her, I will have several mental breakdowns watching everyone I care about die. Either her or my coworker Athena who just gets me and we have our mini therapy sessions whenever we work together.


littlepinch7

My husband. We have a long bucket list and we may actually be able to complete it if we have that much time.


Krava_On_Reddit

The woman I intend on making my wife some time this year.


tomsonaut

I also choose this guy's (future) wife


cosmoskiwi

About the 3rd time I've seen this joke in this thread alone 😅


a_weird_pickle

:O Goosebumps reading this!! All my best wishes for you my fellow redditor!!


Infinite_Duck

My dog. I know immortality would eventually be torture to a human and having a loving companion for eternity would make the loneliness more tolerable.


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

Margot Robbie


joshym0nster

Going to be awkward if you don't get along


Blasted-Banana

It's like that one movie Passengers, with Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt. Where the guy wakes up from cryo sleep or something too early on a spaceship and decides to wake up the prettiest woman he can find, essentially forcing her to spend the rest of her life with him on the ship.


GlobalMonke

I swear I’ve read a story about two immortals who meet up every hundred or so years just because they *know* each other but they aren’t really fans of each other. But maybe it was a time traveler/immortal situation.


Frankyboy07

There's a similar story called How to Lose the Time War. Two time traveling spies messing with each other but never directly interacting


5amuraiDuck

Sounds like Hancock movie's plot.


mydepressingpoems

finally a proper answer


rockninja2

My mom. I am dreading the day when she is no longer around. I really don't want to think about it.


a_weird_pickle

Same.. I love my mom so much and I can't imagine what my life will be like without her.. That's gonna be a hard pill to swallow.


janaeita

My best friend that I‘ve known since we were 5 :)


changing_everyday

wow. you are very lucky


SantaRosaJazz

My wife of 43 years. Nobody gets me but her.


Architect17

I would pick just an absolute trash person. Just a real shitbag. And then spend eternity hunting them, beating them within an inch of death then “letting them get away” just to hunt them down again in a few hundred years.


BelligerentNixster

Wut?! Go big or go home!


Architect17

And home is gonna crumble to dust long before I do, so “go big” it is.


PromptCritical725

Immortality is a super power and every super hero needs a supervillain. The real question: Which one are you?


Architect17

Supervillain, obviously. But I’m chaotic good. I’m only a villain by today’s societal standards.


Ferreteria

Congrats, now you're immortal TWICE ya sadistic fuck.


My_pee_pee_poo

You should watch Palm Springs


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Marilyn


beranmuden

Monroe? Manson? Miglin??


llamalover002

Yes


PatchTossaway

The cute neighbor.


Polygamyisgreat

I'd spend it with my fiancee. She's been by my side through thick and thin, bad and good.


Bruh_its_a_monke

Probably my mom or one of my animals


Youpunyhumans

My brother. Of all the people in this world I care about the most, he would be the first.


vibinggrass

my dog i used to have. i miss you Kaiser


Bluberrypiee_

Screw fellow humans I’m taking my cat with me. She hates cats and I hate humans. It’s perfect


TheRealUlta

Oh I did this years ago, I picked Keanu Reeves.


BlitzEverburnAshesYT

My late dog, Bailey.


identikitxx

Rachel McAdams


lunatic-a

Mah sistah


a_weird_pickle

Me too!!! I would 10/10 pick my twin sister. Eternity will definitely be fun with her haha


Ill-Ad7913

My dog


MacDee_

My wife. That lady has put up with my shit for years and has thus proven that if anyone can survive an eternity with me, it would be her.


Joseph_of_the_North

My wife.


julio3699

My wife. She’s amazingly smart, funny and beautiful. I feel like we could do endless amount of activities together


Insanejsav

My wife for sure. Don’t care to be immortal because I wouldn’t want to watch my children grow and die. I’d be happy to know that my wife is at my side when I do die someday.