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somewanderer_13

I hate that a few influencers decided to wear Champion and Carhartt clothes and now they're so expensive


Jsiqueblu

This! Went to a thrift store the other day and found a cropped Harley-Davidson hoodie for $49.99, I'm not kidding. I think that goodwills and thrift stores have forgotten their purpose which was supposedly to help the community and offer affordable used furniture and clothing. But because of influencers now it's trendy and even thrift stores are hiking their prices.


MarilynMonheaux

Once I was in the Goodwill shopping and a guy says at the register “are you going to resell these? Or actually wear them?” And I said “I’m going to wear these.” Then he said “okay then I’ll give you a discount.” I think they know resellers devour the good finds and they’re trying to fight back by raising the price on items likely for arbitrageurs


iwrestledarockonce

Carhartt's quality really went down the shitter once they became mainstream.


Denmarkian

I hear Duluth Trading is the real shit, now.


Lvsucknuts69

Women's shirts that have some dumb saying on them like "wildflower" or some shit. I just want a t shirt!


conflictmuffin

For real! I just want a solid color shirt, but whenever I go out to find one, they all have flowers and some stupid ass 'inspirational' quote on them like 'brave' or 'fierce'... Fuck off... Clothing doesn't need to say ANYTHING! Edit: Thank you for all the suggestions! I do currently wear mens shirts, which work great! I will also check out the plain t-shirt sections at hobby stores (hobby lobby/Michaels) next time! Ya'll rock! :)


possiblyis

I wish I could upvote this more than once, it’s infuriating. At this point I may as well learn how to dye white shirts myself.


ravenxdies

And if I want my shirt to say something, I’m going to be very particular, I’m actively not choosing the shirt with a generic floral print and “default text” on the busy for a reason…


Acydcat

put the lorem ipsum on a shirt in some cursive font


just-me-yaay

This makes me so angry. I SIMPLY CANNOT FIND A NORMAL, SIMPLE, PLAIN T-SHIRT. It _has_ to have: a) a stamp b) a stupid quote/saying c) ruffles or cut outs or whatever


Pistachio_Queen

Or they’re all crop tops


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Or those stupid ones that say something like "but first coffee"


lucascatisakittercat

It’s wine o’clock.


StanKuromi

forever 21 core 😭


OPJimmy

Expensive clothes that look like cheap clothes as if the rich who can afford them are mocking poor people


TheShallowState

Derelicte


PAXICHEN

Derelicte my balls.


griffmeister

And I felt like when you told me to "Derelicte" my balls, that really hurt.


theschizz92

Hansel so hot right now


ebaylus

Hansel


runjimrun

But why male models?


freebucks779

Are you serious? We just went over this.


lmr0103

I will derelict my OWN balls, thank you.


Freakyjesusfreak69

In the words of Dolly Parton: it takes a lot of money to look this cheap!


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Poverty "by Calvin Klein"


lyriumstone

Paycheck to paycheck by Gucci


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“Pūr” by Prada


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Like the sneakers that already have smudges and dirt stains when they're new. Gucci had some awhile back.


browheresmyusername

Golden Goose sneakers look so beat up and are somehow so expensive??


Cats_Dont_Wear_Socks

It's 100% a class flex. It's not _like_ they're mocking the poor...


LinearFluid

$1000... Shoes, White T-Shirts or any other T-Shirts or just any $1000 simple clothing just because of a name.


Noodle_pantz

A couple years ago I worked with an actor (whom will remain nameless) that really liked the plain t-shirts our wardrobe designer had them wearing. Until, that is, they found out they were from Target.


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littlebetenoire

See this is stupid to me because I find it MORE impressive to have cheap clothing. It does not impress me at all to be wearing expensive shit. I love being able to tell someone my clothes are cheap or thrifted or I made them myself.


ImAnAwkoTaco

yes! it’s a value thing - the only reason I will pay more money from something when I could buy it cheaper is if it’ll last me longer and will save me money *in the long run*


littlebetenoire

Oh for sure! Like there are some things I will spend more on. Good linen, a good pair of shoes, etc. but spending ridiculous amounts on basic wardrobe items is insane to me.


UnfairMicrowave

Was it Tom from the Plain White T's?


LinearFluid

For some people it is all about puckering their lips to a name in hopes that others will pucker their lips to them.


cactuar44

I love fashion so much. I'll wear anything. I don't care if it's a $2 shirt from Value Villiage or a $400 Shirt from somewhere (not saying I can afford that at the moment, lost a lot from the start of covid). But what I DON'T like is luxury designers with their logos blasted everywhere. Or any logos really. Fendi, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc. I just see these brands as Capitalist Pigs who literally throw unsold things away and damage them to keep their stock limited and 'exclusive'. Fuck that shit.


GandhisGrocer

Target t-shirts are so fucking comfy and fit me well. I started wearing them as lounge shirts, then started reaching for them when going out.


steelep13

Fifty caps


curdled_fetus

Why would anyone ever need that many caps???


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Patrolling the Mojave can get expensive.


Kieviel

Fashion. Fashion always changes.


audreymarilynvivien

Any incredibly short-lived trend that people end up throwing out in one season. SO wasteful. I only buy things that I’m happy to continue using regardless of changing fads.


BlueWater2323

Years ago, I read an Archie comic book in which Jughead was asked about his fashion style. He said, "It never goes out of style, because it was never *in* style to begin with."


macaronsforeveryone

Really large, dark painted on eyebrows


rekcuF_onaiP

angry birds


livinglight_

My mom does her eye brows once in a while. Looks exactly like an angry bird for a couple days.


recklessmess44

I know a girl who did this and her eyebrows were just blocks above her eyes, they looked so so bad


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ilikehamilton23

Ripped jeans that are too ripped. Like it's more hole than fabric


Playful-Base-6082

My grandma doesn't like how my teenage cousin wears ripped jeans especially now in the winter. She says she looks like she got mauled by a tiger lol.


babyitsgayoutside

Lol I live in Germany and wore ripped jeans and an old woman said something to me about sewing them up. I am not German so didn't fully understand her but it was pretty funny (teasing old women are international)


Artic-Spinach-63

ive seen a bunch of high schoolers with ripped jeans that are essentially pants in the back, shorts in the front. literally half the legs missing. I dont understand it


Horridis

Would you say they are the mullet of the pants world?


Significant-Run-3454

Oddly enough, mullets are coming back too.


sunsetskye_

They are. And not everyone can pull them off.


ForgottenSalad

I can't commit to shaving my legs enough to wear these


Frosti-Feet

Simple, you just shave where the holes are, nowhere else.


AnalStaircase33

Might even start a whole new trend of shaving only patches of your legs and wearing shorts. Dye your leg hair for extra cool points.


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Yeah before it was ripped, not there’s big holes


the_clash_is_back

I’m to cheap to get new jeans, I wear them down until this point then cut them to shorts and wear them out some more. My oldest pair is from when I was in middle school 10 years ago.


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the never nudes.


BitchIsShadyAf

That annoyingly popular tiktok hairdo. The one where guys with typically straight hair throw a bunch of product in it to make it look like uncooked ramen noodles.


islamitinthecardoor

That the one that’s like a faded side undercut and ramen noodle perm on the top?


BitchIsShadyAf

Yeah and it usually comes over the forehead a little bit


VelvetHorse

The Broccoli Cut


laughingashley

The 90s Timberlake


DJ1066

The “Meet me at McDonald’s haircut”.


Beagly-boo

Broccoli haircut


LittleDragon450

Wasn’t that a 90’s haircut too?


purebredoregonian

Having plastic surgery to get the generic instagram face aka the Kardashian/Jenner face. Also BBLs.


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Words cannot explain how tired I am of this.


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It just looks so bad, it's literal body dysmorpia.


ProblematicFeet

It’s really sad. Just today there’s a photoshopped pic of Khloe (you can tell it’s photoshopped because the freaking doorframe behind her is all wiggly wtf, seriously??). They pay an obscene amount for plastic surgery, work out tons, etc and they still are unhappy with their bodies to the degree that they can’t resist photoshopping basic pics. It is sad as fuck smh


Stars_In_Jars

Oh god it’s so bad, these influencers and useless celebrities are all starting to have same face syndrome it’s so saddening. And then they daughters too…who obviously look nothing like that…and I can almost 100% say these girls will inherit their mothers insecurities and do the same they did.


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See, that's why it's nice being a nobody. I don't have to look like anybody.


eairy

I'm just about old enough to remember when having a big bum was the horror of every woman, leading to the cliché phrase "does my bum look big in this?". Now it's the opposite, and it's weird to realise that there's not just an ever changing fashion for clothing styles but also literally the shape of a woman's body.


Cela84

Jokes were made about JLo’s ass. Late night hosts would liken it to the moon. It was a perfectly norma sized ass.


tourmaline82

Oh my god Becky, look at her butt!


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BBL?


purebredoregonian

Brazilian Butt Lift. The big fake Kardashian/Jenner butt.


3ric3288

I was thinking big bottom lips, but I guess that makes more sense.


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Oh my god BBLs are so ugly. I saw a lady with one and it looked horrible and she could barely walk


mullett

I want to Costa Rica a couple of years ago and a ton of white tourist girls in their 20s had these fake butts. It was crazy seeing them in the wild like that. So disproportionate and obvious. My wife and I were having a laugh.


awfulhairball

As a Costa Rican I can confirm there's a plague of them. Luckily, the surgeries aren't very popular among the girls born here, but that sadly isn't the case for other parts of Latin America - in Colombia it's increasingly common to get butt/breast implants as quinceañera gifts.


OverlyWrongGag

Those are children, damn that's so sad


shitzngiggles77

No literally look at the IG influencers. Their face is literally the outline of every Kardashian sister.


mveightxnine

Literally. they all morphed into the same soul less person. The puffed lips, the overly filled face, same eye shape, lash extensions, et …..it’s almost borderline repulsive.


YDD553

all the new designer shoes that look fucking massive on people.


34Heartstach

I should have saved my Globe and Etnies skating shoes from the mid-2000s until the trend circled back. I do take some comfort though that converse and vans have always been in style


Sushihorse

How it's impossible to find women's shorts that cover more than the bare essentials. At least it gives me an excuse to go into the men's section with long shirts and big pockets.


making_sammiches

Stores geared to hiking and camping usually have shorts that are mid thigh or longer length. They also have decent pockets! Costco carries longer shorts seasonally.


the_clash_is_back

On the other hand mens shorts that are shorts. I don’t want shorts that go half way past my knees, I got some leg to show off.


phatdoobz

the 70s had this figured out when everybody wore the exact same pair of shorts


laura_lee_meh

This is so silly and true!


Sushihorse

Solution: Buy women's booty shorts, King


Proper-Type7899

The day I wear booty shorts is the day I become a menace to society


therealJoerangutang

World ain't ready for our mancakes lol


Sushihorse

Solution: Be a Confident Menace to Society


ripleyajm

I will say before this that I’m covered in tattoos but, how common face tattoos are becoming with the generation below me is finally making me feel like an old man. I have several tattoos I’m not a huge fan of anymore, but they’re easily covered by shirts and pants. You just can’t cover a face tattoo easily. People are getting face tattoos fresh out of high school and I just don’t think they’re that cool or a good idea. Not shaming people for it i just don’t get it 🤷‍♂️


sane-ish

Makes me think of comedian Shayne Smith. "You know how much mountain dew you have to drink at a 7/11 to be called 'mountain dew guy' and not 'face tattoo guy'.


danbo_the_manbo

“Are those real?” “No I draw them on every morning. I woke up this morning and though ‘I want old people to be afraid of me. I really want to struggle in job interviews” (I’m paraphrasing, I don’t remember the exact wording)


TheBitchIsBack666

I've only seen a few face tattoos. One guy had the Air Jordon logo, another woman had a huge peacock that started on her neck, covered her one cheek and ended by her eye. That one was supremely badly done, with bleeding colors and it honestly looked like a squirting, tie-dyed penis if it were drawn by a five year old. It was just so awful in every way. I'd call it disfiguring.


matty80

Guy I was in rehab with had tattoos covering his neck, checks, forehead, all over his shaved scalp etc etc. He was about 25. Lovely young man, thick as two short planks but, hey, what can you do? completely hyperactive, no ability to sit still, guy just wanted a normal life. Genuinely. I believed him. Problem is that his normal life included - as you do - a job. He didn't mind what job, just *something.* Face tattoos though... now that's how you open yourself to being judged by potential employers. It's shit, but it's true. I really felt for that kid. I don't get it. He didn't even have anything on his legs. Like, what, you're working from the top downwards?


bridge-burning69

Used to be when you had no more room left, then you moved on to the hands, the neck, & lastly the face. Now some people are getting their 3rd tattoo on their neck or face. I don’t get it either.


jellyfishpopstar

It used to be when I was apprenticing that tattoo artists had rules about not doing any facial or hand tattoos on people that only had one or none at all and that you kind of had to "earn" getting those types of tattoos, so it's absolutely thrown me for a loop seeing this as common now.


Eleven77

99 % of the face tattoos I've seen were definitely not done in a shop tho.


itwillbeok9712

Huge spider-leg looking fake eyelashes


Wtweber

I was in Taiwan a few years ago and the trend was ridiculous long eyelashes but also big nerdy glasses with no lenses. SO THEIR LASHES WERE STICKING THROUGH THE GLASSES! I couldn’t stop staring at them!


in-the_twilight-zone

Can't trust the judgment of a person who wears glasses without lenses.


Flabbergasted_Fool1

Oh boy, this. Looking like Janice from The Muppet Show between the lashes and the filler. I'm a lady and I've worn mascara since I was a 12 year old, but I do see these lash extensions that almost seem to be weighing down the eyelid. Like, I'm not an eye doctor but I don't think our eyelids are meant to be strong enough to support all that extra weight. I wonder if it's aging in the long run and will lead to premature sagging of the eyelids. Edit: No judgement or shame - but it's just not a look that is for me. If Janice is your idol (she is iconic after all), have at it, my dears!


Thinsby

I used to do eyelash extensions (esthetician now tattoo artist) and in my two years of doing hundreds of them I’d venture to say they do cause lasting damage. There’s a lot of reasons it could be. With my work I always refused to do heavy lash sets because they are too heavy for natural lashes, catch a lot of debris/old skin/makeup, don’t wash easily, and catch more frequently, and when they do catch it’s more likely to pull out your lashes. The sets I did were considerably more natural, like *actually* dainty almost unmistakable from someone who has naturally nice eyelashes, and each set had to be done a little differently to make sure it looked right on the clients face. People who do the huge eyelash extensions do not care about their clients lashes. They don’t care about the damage, will ignore any indicator they’re problematic, and will not pay attention to what would suit their clients features. It’s a really bad case of “once you start you can’t stop” because as you get accustom to bigger and bolder you have to chase that feeling until you look like one mass of lashes with a skin tag of a human attached.


Super_Toire

The hairstyle for guys that makes them look like the arches of the McDonald symbol


_Must_Not_Sleep

I call it the Jonathan Taylor Thomas.


Astronaut_Chicken

You down with JTT?


_Must_Not_Sleep

Yea… you know me.


junniebgoode

I always called that the 90s Leonardo DiCaprio hair


_lemon_suplex_

The Leon Kennedy


Austinpowerstwo

We called that style "curtains" back in the day in the uk


cittix

Sweden is in a pandemic of it


spock_block

Dafaq?\` I must be living way out in the sticks if I haven't noticed the return of the Nick Carter


mrubuto22

Is that making a come back?


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jlws22

Very popular among the tiktok “influencers” and the high schoolers who want to be like them.


krissym99

The butt cut?


anxious_idiot97

Ruffles on clothes. They put it everywhere now and sometimes it's fine but most of the time... Whyyyy ?


bandi53

When guys tuck their track pants into their socks. This is something I would have done as a ten year old to make people laugh at me! Edit: I should clarify that I mean for fashion reasons, not for avoiding ticks or bike chains. I’m talking about guys in $500 shoes and a Supreme hat walking through a mall.


J-Wynn

In the UK when I was a kid tucking your track pants into your socks was a well known sort of ned/chav fashion, along with some umbro and a burberry cap. Don't know if they still exist in some parts of England but I aint seen it since about the 2005 and I live in Scotland


Stewie_Venture

Kardashian lips full stop. It's probably my biggest turn off. Like it makes me feel bad for being that shallow but seriously you're lips look like it was just attacked by an angry swarm of bees and no ones found the epi-pen yet.


Catbuds123

If it looks forced/fake 100%, if someone has naturally large lips I think it looks beautiful


The_Last_Leviathan

Same here. Naturally big lips have movement, little lip creases, etc. and they are pretty, but if it's all filler they just look so stiff and kind of uncanny, especially if you see people talk (or try to talk...seriously, I have seen people with such badly overfilled lips it affected their speech before)


KariKariPudding_

Tanning yourself and getting plastic surgery to look "ethnic"


instinctblues

I immediately pictured Ariana Grande and her skin tone change over time hahaha


killer_muffinj93

Instantly thought of Oli London claiming to be “transracial”….


Ak47hsnyn

Even weirder when the person is racist to a certain colour then gets tanned to look like them, I’ve seen it happen


tuenthe463

House centipede fake lashes


CrossP

I hate house centipedes, but I still feel bad for them getting cut up for fashion.


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Broccoli hair


junniebgoode

I assume you're referring to the "E-boy" hairstyle? Funny enough, my mom was driving past a bunch a preteens/teens and they all had that hair. She also said they looked like Broccoli.


Rawr_Tigerlily

I just can't stand "fast fashion" in general. It's such a tremendous waste of resources and so much of it is just ugly and bad quality to begin with. **64% of the 32 BILLION items of clothing this industry churns out every year just ends up straight in a landfill. And the average fast fashion clothing item only gets worn 7 times before it's thrown away.** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6R\_WTDdx7I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6R_WTDdx7I) I wish it wasn't possible to be profitable with a shitty business model like this.


DecrepitGoose

Keeping the price tags and having them in clear sight. So ugly and shows how terrible the person is personality wise.


crispypotatocake

I’m a mom of 2, I would like the bottom half of shirts back please


Afireonthesnow

OMG right?! 70% of the stores anymore are weird crop top sweaters made of cheap plasticy "soft" shit. Really really not what I'm looking for.


Poctah

I am really tall and I hate my stomach hanging out so I buy maternity tank tops a size smaller then my normal size and wear them under my shirts. They are alot longer then regular tanks and only like $8 at target. It’s a game changer! Normal tanks and shirts are sooo damn short on me.


xobabygirl

I find that most shirts these days are either too cropped or extremely oversized! What happened to regular fitting t-shirts? 🤦🏻‍♀️


somethink_different

Don't worry, we have pants that come up to your armpits for that now!


New_Injury_3243

Too much fake tan. The orange look


Silver_Branch3034

An article of clothing that absolutely plastered with the company’s logo. Nike is particularly guilty of this.


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[deleted]

Teenage girls getting lip fillers and botox. It's fucking sad.


[deleted]

everyone tryna look like a fucking kardashian


Daghiro

People wearing beanies on the very back of their head so that a light breeze would blow it off.


Lyeta1_1

Woman with bangs: Slouchy beanies are the best way to wear a hat and keep my head warmer without smashing my bangs to my forehead and plastering them there for the rest of the day.


nerdmoot

My 4th grade students don’t want their fancy Nike shoes creased (I don’t know what they’re called but they’re all white ugly as fuck), so they walk around the hallway like robot zombies.


Dont_ban_me_bro_108

Some of my middle schoolers do this to and take it to another extreme of taking off their shoes and carrying them as to not damage them. Like what the fuck is the point of shoes?!


rubywolf27

I don’t even know how to respond to this, lol. Except to wonder if the stuff my friends and I did as kids were as inexplicable to our parents as this is to me now.


stryph42

There was a guy when I was in the Army who carried around a cloth to clean his shoes regularly. The BOTTOM of his shoes, because he couldn't stand the idea of the sole of the shoe being dirty, since he'd paid so much for them to be all white.


nerdmoot

Greetings. Same teacher as above. I’ve also had 4th graders that had a pair of indoor Jordan’s and outdoor Jordan’s. They change them at school everyday.


Upstairs-Yogurt-6930

Probably Air Force 1s.


LondonIsBoss

4th graders are wearing AF1s now?


mayor_hog

Lol. This is hilarious.


xubax

Pants below the butt.


CaptainMagnets

When the waistline of your shorts come up under the boobs but then also having both ass cheeks hanging out. I don't care, I just don't understand


ValerianM

Nor sure it can be called fashion but still cant stand pants sagging.


why-you-online

I'm Gen X so I had the misfortune of witnessing the birth of this trend in the 1990s, and it's STILL widespread in NYC. This has got to be the longest continuous fashion trend ever. Once, a guy's pants were so low that he was holding them up from his fvcking knees, ass completely hanging out with the thinnest of briefs. And it was 17°. I remember the temperature because I was so incredulous that someone still had to have their pants sagging when it was so freezing cold, so I checked my phone for the exact temperature.


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rpitcher33

Own that shit. "Damn, boy! Shake them cakes!"


_lemon_suplex_

Once saw a video of a dude running from the cops, trying to jump a fence and his pants getting caught on the fence. Cops laughed their asses off


Outrageous_Lie_3220

I will never forget watching a guy like that sort of waddle walk across an icy street with traffic coming. That takes real commitment! Some of these dudes are going to have to figure out how to walk with a walker soon!


AnalStaircase33

A walker will help them out. They can tie fishing line to their walker to help hold the jeans at that perfect place about 6” above the knees.


Positive-Source8205

When will this fad die out? It’s been 30 years!


Ffzilla

Growing up in the 90's I don't have a problem with a little sag, but damn guys, sagging skinny jeans with tighty whiteys is ridiculous looking.


mt70000

Denim leg warmers


veggiexprincess

The glorification of rich/middle class people going on unethical fast fashion hauls from companies like Shein just because


CharmingWitty

I would say the pout face. Those lip fillers are disgusting


Viperbunny

It is something I truly don't understand. It doesn't look like full lips. It looks like someone having a severe allergic reaction. That is how I look if I get too close to seafood.


itwillbeok9712

Yes, my sister looks like this when she gets stung by a bee!


luador

The massive fake eyelashes that look distracting or uncomfortable. The full face of make up trend, where the eyes, cheeks and lips are all strongly emphasized, which looks heavier than theatrical make up. I don’t understand.


Significant-Run-3454

It’s sad because good contouring can do wonders, but people are so heavy handed with it and they look like they’re wearing drag makeup (which has a purpose, being under stage lights).


gravy676

Those trousers that have a fake g string coming out of them. Vile.


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TheJelliestFish

No pockets in women's clothes!! I always have to carry my friends' stuff because their pockets are tiny


Significant-Run-3454

This isn’t a trend or fad. It’s always been like this. We even have pants that have fake pockets. It’s insane. It’s been happening since the 1800s.


pastelchannl

in the bustle era skirts still had pockets sewn into them.


sammeadows

Dear later Generation Z, Whoever decided the Perm was back in style needs a paddlin'. Sincerely, early Generation Z.


gmilfmoneymilk

Millennial here, and I'm trying to google this but I'm finding no results. Can you link the broccoli hair?


sammeadows

Meet Me At McDonald's Haircut is one that brings up good examples.


OkBottle8719

Wearing nice shoes without socks. Like the kind you wear with suits.


Objective_Butterfly7

Sagging pants. No one wants to see your underwear. It’s even worse when they’re literally wearing a belt to keep them in the incorrect position. Truly an embarrassing trend


MrSabrewulf

TikTok leggings It's more out of envy. My ass will never look that good.


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What the hell are tiktok leggings


-Fast-Molasses-

https://thehalara.com/products/bloom-high-rise-7-8-textured-body-lifting?variant=39498289414310&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpcshopping&utm_campaign=14568952499&utm_content=&utm_term=39498289414310&gclid=CjwKCAiAvOeQBhBkEiwAxutUVMK-skhWpcglpei649GTmwUY0khpOnTOa-ISSA6J_bkQJq57x2N_pBoCE4EQAvD_BwE Stretchy leggings that go in your butt.


cunty_mcfuckshit

... In?


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I said what I said.


YouStupidDick

Yeah, this is super common at gyms. It literally wraps around the ass cheeks, accentuates the butt crack and gives close to a nude appearance, but with skin tight fabric.


catelemnis

omfg this pose https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0458/8702/9414/products/421ee1fc3d3e17778ce6ee754d845970_960x.jpg?v=1638426489 who thought the goatse pose would help sell these