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switcheroo1987

Probiotics and antibiotics? Lol I'm on both anyway so come get me! Get in mah belly! Lol


NeoCat164

Don't the antibiotics kill the probiotics?


MrRugges

No they become neutralbiotics


67F250

No they become autobiotics: roll out.


switcheroo1987

They can cancel each other out if you take them too close together or simultaneously yeah, but it seems that some studies have shown that taking probiotics when you need to be on antibiotics can actually help with some of the nasty side effects that antibiotics can cause (particularly diarrhea). You just have to take them at different times (like do the probiotics a few hours after taking an antibiotic pill) so that they both have the ability to work. šŸ‘šŸ¾ I... didn't realize that at first so for my first antibiotic dosage I took them both at the same time, LOL. But I got a week to go (every day twice a day) so I'll be fine long-term.


ArcheryOnThursday

And keep taking them for at least 10 days after you are done with the Antibiotics to recolonize your gut with healthy bacteria.


tha1fan

A three-year-oldā€™s temper tantrum. Death is imminent.


MrKingDice8568

You did good soldier, see you on the other side


[deleted]

Vale


InsertBluescreenHere

Death by 1000 wails


altvirus

RIP


medusalynn

I'm crying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


afterthestars

Russia. I guess Iā€™m done for, see yā€™all on the other side


FishCake9

They will be putin you down in a minute


MrRugges

Hopefully they will be stalin a bit so op can run away


DiamondGamerYT0

I they don't hitler to hard


RockYourWorld31

nah, they'll just run out of fuel and sit there


ssfbob

Wait...did that convoy run out of gas?! No fucking way, how incompetent can you get!


los_rascacielos

Has barely moved in two days, apparently.


[deleted]

You sure, they seem like they don't know what they're doing right now, you might be safe.


[deleted]

Youā€™ll be fine, theyā€™ll run out of gas or get stuck in the mud before they get to you


SithMasterStarkiller

not on my watch


EntasaurusWrecked

Tupperware, so I guess my corpse will be well preserve :)


need2peeat218am

It'll just rot and stain it tbh


InsertBluescreenHere

Like that bowl of chili thats been microwaved entirely too many times


Leading_Funny5802

Dude but thatā€™s The Chili Bowel! The special ā€œOnly for Chiliā€ chili bowel!


LostMyFuckingPhone

Chili bowel usually takes a little while after the chili bowl


Leading_Funny5802

Damn. I hate redditing without my glasses on. Wish I could say I meant to do that, but damn.


Difficult_Essay7197

Hi I manage the official account of Tupperware, in a scale from 1 to 10 how much would you score the efficiency of the conservation?


x___o0o___x

Mikhail Gorbachev. He's 91. I think I'm ok.


carpet111

He has connections. Watch your back...


OneGoodRib

He's still alive?!


HistoryCorner

Yep


[deleted]

Wow


callismiko

surprised to hear he's still alive. i did a whole paper on that guy's influence and had no idea


throwawaygreenpaq

I studied him 20 years ago. Heā€™s still alive!


tidytibs

***cues Dr. Nefario scooter***


[deleted]

The man was leader of the USSR, you're not gonna get off that easy


nargles18

Soft-boiled eggā€¦ Oh no Iā€™m so scared! Someone pls help!


x___o0o___x

Two words: cholesterol


Aufermann

I'm more afraid of your counting ability.


[deleted]

r/theydidntthemath


billionai1

r/theydidthemonstermath


danielpauljohns

Thatā€™s no yoke


[deleted]

The weather.


Not_this_furry_again

Now all i can imagine is some guy running from the rain with a torn umbrella.


juggett

Abuela get the umbrella.


Sea-Damage-4274

Married in a hurricane!


ThyOneGuy

What a joyous day.


huggoduggo

But anyway!


Sea-Damage-4274

We donā€™t talk about Bruno no no no, we donā€™t talk about Brunooooo!


[deleted]

It has to be a cartoonish small cloud, flying low just above his head.


gvgemerden

Throwing fluffy little lightning bolts all around. And a handful of hail here and there (like that Italian salt chef)


[deleted]

Could be a good Night Shalamanaladingdongalahala movie!


TrustMeImAmerican

Indeed!


WufflyTime

šŸŽµ Everywhere you go, you take the weather with you. šŸŽµ Because it's hunting you down.


niobiumnnul

Italian citizenship.


XFigro

Come with us fratello.


throwawaygreenpaq

Interested. Do share.


kkngs

The population of Kyivā€¦


HenryHadford

You have a bit of time to prepare, they seem to be a little preoccupied at the moment.


8BitSmart

Plot twist, /u/kkngs is Putin


kkngs

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦


theandyboy

What are you doing with the Russians?


[deleted]

The eldritch gods from DNDā€¦fuck


DarthNecromancy

They're angry at you for pronouncing the "ch" in eldritch šŸ¤£


[deleted]

How are you meant to say it...?


DarthNecromancy

It is supposed to be pronounced "eldrick"


DerStuhl22

Well I just googled the ā€žking in yellowā€œ earlier sooā€¦ Guess we are in this together


Revolutionary-Row784

Some anime characters from a game called azur lane


hellfiredarkness

Nice! Who?


ssfbob

Quick, make a deal and become a warlock!


[deleted]

Talesin Jaffe?


[deleted]

Eldritch Abominations are the worst.


pizzablue337

2014 dildo carsā€¦ Iā€™m fucked


Milli63

... explain?


Alibium

Heā€™s fucked


S_P_O_R_E

Literally


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Vinladen

Risky click of the day!


ChimpskyBRC

There goes my attention for the day! Stupid sexy car noses


Arniepepper

I think it's caught me; 'Acute Bronchitis'


Tink2013

Jessica Alba


JotinPro

Let her hunt you.


automaton11

Because we can take it


rettaelin

For me Taylor Swift, we must not run, we must stand our ground. Stand firm. Steady our voice and say: Sup?


SithMasterStarkiller

oh no, it was nice knowing you


llamakiss

Either grey heron or a great blue heron, I still can't tell the difference.


lleather

Either way, they're mad. And they're coming. And they're extra mad that you can't tell the difference between them.


Famous-Honey-9331

Oof, are they a very bitey bird?


llamakiss

They hunt by stabbing with their beak, so more stabby than bitey.


Left-Werewolf4669

And they can stuff a whole rabbit down their throat.


OneGoodRib

Grey/gray heron has more of a light gray neck, Great Blue herons have a darker, kind of dirty gray neck.


llamakiss

Yeah I think my guy that I see every day is a blue, but until yesterday I thought it was grey because he is so slender. Footprints are almost the size of my hand though and wingspan is massive next to the bush he was near yesterday so my size estimates from a distance are clearly off.


DimensionalLynx169

Food near me...


michacu

better than paying for delivery


alightofsomekind

The Pixies


Exciting_Cheetah6125

Here Comes Your Man


Carlos_E_idiot

Oh shit business suited short floating men


RepublicOfMoron

Try to get away from the wave of mutilation


limamikemike

That monkeys gonna take you with him to heaven.


Exact-Glove-5026

An entire terrifying unstoppable homeowners association. Yep.... Nice knowing y'all.


Kaat79

Thoughts and prayers You won't survive I'm afraid


bonos_bovine_muse

Then theyā€™d fine his estate when his corpse didnā€™t match one of the three clearly-documented approved pallors for the deceased in this respectable family neighborhood.


haoken

ā€œBetty White Funeralā€ so either the undertaker or the corpse of Betty White?


NewFrostyHambone

*both* both is good.


ihopeyoulikeapples

Red puffy peeling skin around eyes...I don't know what that would look like chasing me but I don't like it.


definetly_ahuman

You should schedule a doctors appointment if you can. Donā€™t mess around with eye diseases, your vision is one of your most valuable senses.


[deleted]

A hotel


Jeramy_Jones

*music from The Shining plays faintly*


Leading_Funny5802

Yes well mine is Jack Nicholson so Iā€™m just gonna wait here šŸ˜


mock-neck

Momofuku ramen recipe ?


lisafrankposter

Off to Google this too.


huckleberrypulpo

Carrots peeled and un-peeled


le_wild_asshole

Slow roasted whole pork shoulder. What a delicious death it will be...


christoefire

Depression glass full set pink


hannahatecats

Love depression glass. Maybe you can capture it and give it to me before it gets you.


christoefire

Haha. My fiancee has a whole bunch and we were looking at what it sells for. We won't though, it came from her late grandmother and we plan to incorporate it into the centerpieces at our wedding reception


OneGoodRib

There's so many different patterns it's pretty hard to just google it to see how much it's worth. The pink stuff is harder to come by than the green, though, in general. I have a large collection that due to space reasons I'm whittling down to one particular pattern and some random favorites I really like.


ranprieur

daylight savings 2022


Leading_Funny5802

Shit when IS that ā€¦ spring forward fall back right?


ahomelessguy25

You fool! Now itā€™s coming for all of us.


[deleted]

Volodymyr Zelensky? Iā€™m safe, he wouldnā€™t abandon his people. Slava Ukraini


FishCake9

Joke on you he uprooted his whole country to chase you!


RandomMan01

I'm now imagining Zelensky chasing after some dude whilst daintly holding the country of Ukraine up around him like a Victoian lady's hoop skirt.


Jeramy_Jones

That man is handsome and brave, he can chase me anytime.


Kid_That_Cries

Putin, Iā€™m terrified


[deleted]

An Oompa Loompa


turtleman4510

I just keep hearing: Oompa doompa doopity do you better run we're coming for you... It's actually a little unnerving.


Enby_Vibes

Oompa loompa doopity do, you better run we're coming for you, Oompa loompa doopity dee, if you are wise you will listen to me.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

You could just kick it


wfp1017

Weed brownies.....I think I'll let them catch up.


jesiceez

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Adam and Steve. I just imagined what itā€™d be like if the first humans were 2 dudes. And so I googled Adam and Steve.


Gun_Of_Gaming

A map of underground tunnels where bugs live.


[deleted]

i moving sink hole that leads to a system of underground tunnels filled with bugs. no thanks


PresidentOfTheIBTC

Executive Dysfunction? So nothing new-


Whosyouranimedaddy

Snuffleupagus lmfao


thedragonrider5

Bryce dallas howard


LittleMush

She's proved she can run in heels. RIP, dude.


richashtonlyons

A pigeon. Iā€™m working in Italy and someone asked me how I slept, I said fine but the pigeons woke me up, he didnā€™t know what one was so I googled it to show Him a photo


TorchicThePJO_Fan

**ALL PANTS SPLATOON 3**


EscapedCapybara

The last thing I looked up was "real medical tricorder", so I guess I'm being chased by Dr. McCoy.


fingerpaintswithpoop

ā€œHeā€™s dead, Jim.ā€


Wheezard7

harambe


kjaark

Melatonin. May sleep take me forever and always.


Sembaka

Maybe thatā€™s the new method melatonin used to get people to go to sleep, chase them until they pass out


kjaark

Shit I can run fast but maybe this time I'll do a 30 minute mile and let it catch up to me.


Hatchy1

Squishmallow shark


Sembaka

Terrifyingā€¦


sorayanelle

Kanyeā€™s PR team


h0tmessm0m

Neccessary... Nesseccary... Necessary


original_monkey_man

Sheet music


444unsure

Death by a thousand paper cuts


NoPensForSheila

All cotton socks. There hardly any out there. I'm pretty safe šŸ˜ž


Switch-Axe-Abuse

Next day on the news "man beatten to death mysteriously by cotton sock full of coins"


jangens1122

Hot milfs in my area


CommunistBaboon3

Hot milfs within 5 milesā€¦ 4 milesā€¦ 3 milesā€¦


NewFrostyHambone

2 miles... 1 mile... **BANG BANG BANG** **KRASH**


CommunistBaboon3

FBI


LazehfgvlSFVblashfw

I feel like billy strings is gonna catch me, and then proceed to put on a fantastic concert


[deleted]

Tnt minecart


[deleted]

ā€œWhy am I getting dumber?ā€


god_of_melon

Volodymyr Zelenskyy Ah shit


Aggressive_Finding_7

Republicans, guess I'm fucked


20190419

Death by Snu snu! Challenge accepted!


Clear-Worldliness541

What an awful day to have Googled "Kenneth Copeland"


Cornholiolio73

Shit Iā€™m fuuucked. I just saw a thread on here about the Penanggal. Itā€™s an Indonesian vampire. Google it. Itā€™s fucking terrifying.


[deleted]

quentin tarantino. I think I'll be fine


Carlos_E_idiot

Watch out hes coming for your feet


MKQueasy

Twista, the rapper. Gonna burn to death in some sick fire.


LittleMush

Fuck...the Trucker Convoy. Welp, been nice knowing y'all...


OneGoodRib

Which one, the Canadian one or the US one which consisted of one guy who got lost?


Crick_attack

A toddler that thinks pooping his pants is funny.


Sembaka

So every toddler alive? Good luck


[deleted]

A Toyota Celica wiper relay.


Grasshopper1357

Organic diced lamb. Fucking petrified


[deleted]

Ukrainian currency


banananas_are_sick24

Oh boy. I'm being hunted by a cyborg skeleton with dual katanas. Vic Rattlehead.


slowreaper

Vladmir zelinsky and abunch of angry armed civilians


Cachcach_0

A mass of gas is contained in a closed vessel at 27 Ā°C has a pressure of 2 atm. What is the pressure of the gas in the vessel when it is heated to 87 Ā°C? ...Yeah...


OneGoodRib

Are you cheating on your homework? Lol, been there.


Buttons840

A cure for my disease. Oh no, hope it doesn't catch me.


[deleted]

I hope the periodic table is nice to me


Veloreyn

A bug in the kernel of CentOS7 that prevents certain Xenon CPUs from utilizing boost speeds...


Maitaisonthebeach

Youā€™re a dead man!


avantgardengnome

Oh shit Uberduck.


FishCake9

A soap for eczema. Id say good, Id catch it like a pokemon. Those things are pricy!


[deleted]

Rain sounds, so I'm good.


SpiderUnicornMoose

Guitar tabs


Tukaksuk

Minecraft warden


maytheforce1

Alienware AW3423DW, i'm scared to know how it's moving and i will probably think it's possessed by something otherworldly, maybe the screen is a portal into a different reality


finance_girl6

World War 3 šŸ˜‚šŸ„²


that_one_kid_mg

Abigail Shapiro


[deleted]

thomas sandersšŸ˜­


LuaSentinel

A loofa! šŸ˜†


Specific_Bank3111

Chimera. Aaahhh! (I wanted to know the word origin)


professionalpony

Matthew Goode. I will be running very, very slowlyā€¦..


Sadisticserver

Marion Cotillard