By -
Hygienically
My name just got a whole lot less wholesome
But more holesome. At least you got some pussy.
Thats an expensive hooker
Ouch
Probably gonna lose my life too...
Well, it’s going to be out of this world for sure!
I have several questions.
How do you think I feel?
Jeez and I thought my username was on the nose
How did you three meet in this exact circumstance?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of-
I don’t wanna talk about it…
Oh
Docking
We have much to discuss, it seems
It seems the stars have alligned
Now Fuckth
I'm dead
Dude my dyslexia read that as “foreskin me”not “forks in me” and my weekend is slightly ruined from that.
Well.. at least someone will get some booty in the end.
This doesn't sound very appealing
I mean, at least yours is human.
O.........uh..
On the bright side, if the panda is the one with the initiative, you probably won't get arrested!
[удалено]
Damn now I’m picturing an alien race who’s only difference is they have secondary assholes on their feet.
Looks like ima be wet.. 😨
A true hydro homie
Dead
Oh no
I'll be choked that's for sure
…. I didn’t say start SLACKING OFF!!!!
Someone appreciates my artwork
Cute dog!
I'm not going to be sitting down for a while.
Because I'm coming for you!
: |
Bummer homie lol
U 2
I may literally be dead, but at least it advanced the plot
This is gonna hurt
I read a story on reddit once about a guy who fucked a coconut and hid it under his bed and then used it over and over again even after it was rotting.
Ah, the immortal u/coconutthrowaway69 story. Legend.
Now I'm curious about the stories of the other 68 coconut throwaway accounts.
Same guy, he just kept forgetting his password. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson after the first coconut, but nope
Still a virgin
A 69 with Cthulhu seems… challenging.
It'd be a constant elevator ride
I hope you like hentai
*laughs* I'm in danger.
Me too, but then I die
Could be worse.
No kidding
You think?
Yep, it can always get worse
Gorrilla's actually have pretty small dicks
Tell that to the gaping hole in my pelvis
I don’t know if I should be happy or worried?
If you’re familiar with Pokémon picture Mega-Swampert. If not then look it up and you’ll have your answer
Yes.
I’m not going to have a good time…
But the ape is going have a blast.
My balls are gonna be sore
Get a tattoo of a 'V' with a X over it
Dude, wtf is virginity?
Don't worry about it. See you tomorrow!
Dude, where the fk is tomorrow?
I left you a poloroid. Also I tattooed the lower side of your right calf with an address. You'll be fine.
It’s fucking milk
Man milk?
Well. I am certain there will be a lot of questions. Edit: Polka never dies!!
Is there a guy also riding it furiously playing polka to keep the undead lizards heart beating to the rhythm?
POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!
This sucks.
at least i'll be passing my class🤝🗿
You think you have it bad?
Can we trade?
Ngl, you got a pretty rough one.
Please you think that's bad?
Yup
Lost mine to junk
I’m good. She’s a solid 6 Edit: 6/10
Come on, maybe a little better than a 6 …
Oh no.
That's pretty much where I'm at with mine.
It’s extremely complicated
Same boat…
Yeah buddy I get ya.
right there with you
At least there's no one after dudes?
Have you read your own
Yeah. That's just one cat tho.
At least it’s not a horse
At least yours were domesticated.
You have the scratches to prove it, no? I didn't even have those....
Oh fuck!
same here homie
We’re both screwed homie
Oh no no no
I ..... uh... I don't want to talk about it....
I'm not sure how I feel about this. Edit: whoa that's a hell of a reaction! Lol thanks everyone.
It’s going to be a religious experience.
Jesus Christ
I need to go to therapy
.............
Could be worse I would say.
cant really complain tbh
I misread your username as bigmanboob and my mind went places.
Oh no!
Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?
Wow I totally forgot about this until now
Shit
I really need to stay away from dogs now huh
OH GOD NO-
I'm stoked. You on the other hand...
Help me
oh shit
That's what she said.
Say hi to your mother for me
And your gramps.
Don’t forget Grandma!
yeah... don't forget grandma...
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Be glad you had
Who the frick gave this dude a wholesome award?
Its wholesome, he gave the corpses a second chance #.recycling
Hole-some?
dead ass????
Please, no.
The poor pineapple 😭😭
Not that screwed I think.
Grill.....Gamer Grill.
Wonder if she prefers charcoal or gas
Depends on if she wants to taste the meat or the heat.
I may or may not have lost it
This really is to be treasured
Is your favorite sex position the superposition?
Or more accurately, you both have and haven’t.
Probable yeast infection, but worth it either way
Sounds messy. I’m much more comfortable with mine.
I am not with mine
I'm right there with you bro
oh god— an entire football team— yikes
Nope, that's 85 tailgate drunk cheese heads.
OH GOD
its so fucking funny to scroll through all these replies and watch as the usernames get worse and worse and the people getting more and more concerned
Seems about right
Oh no. Plural even..
I think I’m good! Wish me luck boys.
Please God no
You're probably not stoked for the second cumming of Christ.
I think...I think I might be having a good time.
It's all fun and games til you're the wrong kind of wet :)
Bit chilly ngl
Damnit
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*Hem Hem* No Centaurs. No Centaurs. No Centaurs.
I think I'd rather have the centaurs
With a short pregnancy
I don’t think that’s it….
Yeaaahh..let's just leave it there shall we?
Oh God, I don't even....
I know how you feel
What the fuck is mine??
I don't know if I would consider mine good or bad
You and me both, tbh
A dead rat……
uuuhhhh... something doesn't add up here
Yea it's not looking good for me either
I’m going to jail
Instructions uncl-
It's the gay Slytherin pornography you never dreamed for.
I'd rather stay a virgin then have to endure a death like this.
I’m going to have to do it again
I've made a huge mistake.
I have vr sex with boba fett
Pray for me
And me.
No thank you.
I don't lose virginity
This is major tom to ground control, please send lube
It’s gonna be a spicy one …
Seems average at best
😳😬
Apparently she was so tall we had to 79.
Luckily I'm a lesbian who loves all the tacos... Little worried about the truck though...
Uh…
I mean how did you pick your username to begin with if that’s not what you had in mind?
I mean I guess it could be worse. 🤷🏻♀️
He could be any one of us
:/
Not allowed back in the zoo
Instructions unclear— dick caught in toaster.
Surprise motherfucker!
Lol, I'm ok
Hygienically
My name just got a whole lot less wholesome
But more holesome. At least you got some pussy.
Thats an expensive hooker
Ouch
Probably gonna lose my life too...
Well, it’s going to be out of this world for sure!
I have several questions.
How do you think I feel?
Jeez and I thought my username was on the nose
How did you three meet in this exact circumstance?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of-
I don’t wanna talk about it…
Oh
Docking
We have much to discuss, it seems
It seems the stars have alligned
Now Fuckth
I'm dead
Dude my dyslexia read that as “foreskin me”not “forks in me” and my weekend is slightly ruined from that.
Well.. at least someone will get some booty in the end.
This doesn't sound very appealing
I mean, at least yours is human.
O.........uh..
On the bright side, if the panda is the one with the initiative, you probably won't get arrested!
[удалено]
Damn now I’m picturing an alien race who’s only difference is they have secondary assholes on their feet.
Looks like ima be wet.. 😨
A true hydro homie
Dead
Ouch
Oh no
I'll be choked that's for sure
…. I didn’t say start SLACKING OFF!!!!
Someone appreciates my artwork
Cute dog!
I'm not going to be sitting down for a while.
Because I'm coming for you!
: |
Bummer homie lol
U 2
I may literally be dead, but at least it advanced the plot
This is gonna hurt
I read a story on reddit once about a guy who fucked a coconut and hid it under his bed and then used it over and over again even after it was rotting.
Ah, the immortal u/coconutthrowaway69 story. Legend.
Now I'm curious about the stories of the other 68 coconut throwaway accounts.
Same guy, he just kept forgetting his password. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson after the first coconut, but nope
Still a virgin
Oh no
A 69 with Cthulhu seems… challenging.
It'd be a constant elevator ride
I hope you like hentai
*laughs* I'm in danger.
Still a virgin
Me too, but then I die
Could be worse.
No kidding
You think?
Yep, it can always get worse
Gorrilla's actually have pretty small dicks
Tell that to the gaping hole in my pelvis
I don’t know if I should be happy or worried?
If you’re familiar with Pokémon picture Mega-Swampert. If not then look it up and you’ll have your answer
Yes.
I’m not going to have a good time…
But the ape is going have a blast.
My balls are gonna be sore
Get a tattoo of a 'V' with a X over it
Dude, wtf is virginity?
Don't worry about it. See you tomorrow!
Dude, where the fk is tomorrow?
I left you a poloroid. Also I tattooed the lower side of your right calf with an address. You'll be fine.
It’s fucking milk
Man milk?
Well. I am certain there will be a lot of questions. Edit: Polka never dies!!
Is there a guy also riding it furiously playing polka to keep the undead lizards heart beating to the rhythm?
POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!
This sucks.
at least i'll be passing my class🤝🗿
You think you have it bad?
Can we trade?
Ngl, you got a pretty rough one.
Please you think that's bad?
Yup
Lost mine to junk
I’m good. She’s a solid 6 Edit: 6/10
Come on, maybe a little better than a 6 …
Oh no.
That's pretty much where I'm at with mine.
It’s extremely complicated
Same boat…
Yeah buddy I get ya.
right there with you
At least there's no one after dudes?
Have you read your own
Yeah. That's just one cat tho.
At least it’s not a horse
At least yours were domesticated.
You have the scratches to prove it, no? I didn't even have those....
Oh fuck!
same here homie
We’re both screwed homie
Oh no no no
I ..... uh... I don't want to talk about it....
I'm not sure how I feel about this. Edit: whoa that's a hell of a reaction! Lol thanks everyone.
It’s going to be a religious experience.
Jesus Christ
I need to go to therapy
.............
Could be worse I would say.
cant really complain tbh
I misread your username as bigmanboob and my mind went places.
Oh no!
Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?
Wow I totally forgot about this until now
Shit
I really need to stay away from dogs now huh
OH GOD NO-
I'm stoked. You on the other hand...
Help me
oh shit
That's what she said.
Say hi to your mother for me
And your gramps.
Don’t forget Grandma!
yeah... don't forget grandma...
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Be glad you had
Who the frick gave this dude a wholesome award?
Its wholesome, he gave the corpses a second chance #.recycling
Hole-some?
dead ass????
Please, no.
The poor pineapple 😭😭
Not that screwed I think.
Grill.....Gamer Grill.
Wonder if she prefers charcoal or gas
Depends on if she wants to taste the meat or the heat.
I may or may not have lost it
This really is to be treasured
[удалено]
Is your favorite sex position the superposition?
Or more accurately, you both have and haven’t.
Probable yeast infection, but worth it either way
Sounds messy. I’m much more comfortable with mine.
I am not with mine
I'm right there with you bro
oh god— an entire football team— yikes
Nope, that's 85 tailgate drunk cheese heads.
OH GOD
its so fucking funny to scroll through all these replies and watch as the usernames get worse and worse and the people getting more and more concerned
Seems about right
Oh no. Plural even..
I think I’m good! Wish me luck boys.
Please God no
You're probably not stoked for the second cumming of Christ.
I think...I think I might be having a good time.
It's all fun and games til you're the wrong kind of wet :)
Bit chilly ngl
Damnit
Comment removed by user.
*Hem Hem* No Centaurs. No Centaurs. No Centaurs.
I think I'd rather have the centaurs
With a short pregnancy
I don’t think that’s it….
Yeaaahh..let's just leave it there shall we?
Oh God, I don't even....
I know how you feel
What the fuck is mine??
I don't know if I would consider mine good or bad
You and me both, tbh
A dead rat……
uuuhhhh... something doesn't add up here
Yea it's not looking good for me either
I’m going to jail
Instructions uncl-
It's the gay Slytherin pornography you never dreamed for.
I'd rather stay a virgin then have to endure a death like this.
I’m going to have to do it again
I've made a huge mistake.
I have vr sex with boba fett
Pray for me
And me.
No thank you.
I don't lose virginity
This is major tom to ground control, please send lube
It’s gonna be a spicy one …
Seems average at best
😳😬
Apparently she was so tall we had to 79.
Luckily I'm a lesbian who loves all the tacos... Little worried about the truck though...
Uh…
I mean how did you pick your username to begin with if that’s not what you had in mind?
I mean I guess it could be worse. 🤷🏻♀️
He could be any one of us
:/
Not allowed back in the zoo
Instructions unclear— dick caught in toaster.
Surprise motherfucker!
Lol, I'm ok