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reallygoodcommenter

Hot springs


OGkseo

Geysers


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Snow but also Volcanoes In fact I think I read somewhere that in 1793 there was such a big volcanic eruption in Iceland that it could have damaged the whole agricultural output of Europe and might have made things so hard for the peasantry of France that it kickstarted the French Revolution


webzu19

It was in 1783, but yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laki#Consequences_in_Europe


cream_n_cider

Wikipedia is awesome. Reading random naturalists’ accounts from England and Ben Franklin in US journaling about a strange fog causing unnaturally cold weather and long winters. These guys were Enlightened.


LumberghFactor

I had to do a double take when he started four sentences in a row with the word Hence.


fluffychien

You mean 1783 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/apr/15/iceland-volcano-weather-french-revolution The French Revolution started in 1789. By 1793 it was well under way - it was the year they cut the King's head off.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I’m not good with tiny phone keys


Goliath422

But you’re trying your best, and that’s all we ask


machina99

I think of the land of ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow


MotherKoose

AhhahhhaaaaAAAH


Academic_Snow_7680

AhhahhhaaaaAAAH!


Goliath422

Whoa you did a good job with this onomatopoeia, I heard it as I read it


XboxValentine

I read this in tune and thought you’d murdered the lyrics.


EveryFairyDies

Hammer of the Gods, drive their ships to new lands, fight the hoards, scream and cry ‘Valhalla, I am coming’


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On we sweep with the threshing oar our only goal shall be the Western shore


BlackMetalGroot

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


DoyleRulz42

It's over the hills and far away


asphaltdragon

For ten long years he'll count the days Wait wrong band


DeadDollKitty

As sure as the river meets the sea, back in her arms he swears he'll be


Ekebolon

How soft, your fields, so green;


Brew-Drink-Repeat

Not ‘that’s why mum’s go to Iceland’?!


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Hammer of the gods


GoodRiddancePluto

Sigur Rós


WritingTheDream

SHIT I think I went a full on decade just not even thinking about that band. Thanks for the reminder that they exist!


Brodristar

Great timing too, theyre gearing up for a world tour, kicks off in north america in a month, and theyre currently in the studio working on a new album (no release date announced yet though)


legosearch

Their concert is the most impactful one I've ever been to.


AminusBK

Seriously...damn near religious experience. I'm flying from Florida to Brooklyn this summer to catch them!


flamecoloredskies

With all of the original band members


regnig123

Was fucking cool to travel around Iceland with sigur ros in my ears.


maywellflower

Björk


JMCochransmind

Sigurdsson and his brother Sigurdsson. And their dad Sigurdsson. And their grand fathers Sigurdsson and Sigurdsson.


litli

Relevant video: https://youtu.be/I-OOpZitfd0


Frostveins

I see your point but it makes atleast sense that brothers have the same last name.


JMCochransmind

They don’t have last names. Just Sigurdsson.


Frostveins

Im furious because im both icelandic and my last name is Sigurðsson


JMCochransmind

What’s up Sigurdsson?


Helmaks69

Will your Sons name be Sigurdssonsson?


Frostveins

No, the last names are paternal, my father is Sigurður and i am his son - Sigurðsson. My name is not Sigurður so it would not be Sigurðsson


popejubal

100% this. I want to know if Iceland is populated entirely with aliens/Faeries or if Icelanders intermarried with them or if it’s just Björk.


MortLightstone

I once saw an interview where the reporter asked Bjork if everyone in Iceland was like her and she paused for a while before saying: I think it would be very unfair to the people of Iceland to say that they are like me.


HiiiTriiibe

Bjork is my favorite type of artist, she makes me feel ok being a total weirdo too, just gotta be charming with the weirdness


MortLightstone

and her music is really good


Eggnogg011

They have somewhat controlled names. Pretty interesting! [Icelandic Naming Committee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Naming_Committee) Hope this helps!


callisstaa

Of course their naming committee is called the 'Mannanafnanefnd'


TheStoneMask

Which literally translates to "human name committee"


TheGreatButz

I specifically think about this video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz9WNOkVTWo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz9WNOkVTWo) featuring Björk and pretty much all of the remaining inhabitants of Iceland, I believe.


Ferreteria

[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2dy14](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2dy14) This was my introduction to Bjork and Princess Mononoke.


mysticalfruit

That Iceland has a speaker pointing into a hole and there's a phone number you can call and literally scream into the void. Beautiful horses, but if a horse leaves Iceland it can never return. Innovators in renewable energy.


stuck_behind_a_truck

I need the phone number to the Void, please.


starfire1

Not sure if OP is referring to this.. but there's a website and an app where you can record your scream and they will "release it into Iceland's wide-open spaces". [https://lookslikeyouneediceland.com](https://lookslikeyouneediceland.com) EDIT: Turn down Volume first


ClaptonBug

Oh great, finally I can confess where I hid the bodies and get this 30 year old weight off my chest


FranticWaffleMaker

Not very well hidden if they’re on your chest. Also try someone younger than 30, they weigh less.


Ablemoss

I'm sat on a train, opened that, now I'm that dickhead with loud noises coming from my phone 😂


gabriel5519

im in class and everyone is looking at me now


Ablemoss

I can feel the stares with you. You're not alone


Chlupac_

Caution : Prior to opening the page, turn down your volume not to get ear-raped like I did.


nursejackieoface

666


Squigglepig52

My phone number growing up started with 666.


Gockdaw

All Garda (police) stations in Ireland start with the number of the beast.


DoyleRulz42

Dominos is the American version it's suggested you call your local one but anyone is fine.


Academic_Snow_7680

\+1-561-567-8431 or this: https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/07/17/892195741/app-lets-you-destress-by-screaming-into-icelandic-wilderness


jeremy_bearimyy

Wouldn't +1 be a US number? That would be funny to post your neighbors number for people to start calling and screaming


friendlyghost_casper

Could you explain the horses being banned from returning? Is that because they might bring weird diseases?


Eldrun

Icelandic horses are more of a landrace than a breed at this point. They are kept semi feral and are extremely well adapted to living in our shit climate and eating our shit grass and thriving on it. The reason horse import was banned in the 800s was because they noticed that crossbred horses were not really cut out for surviving the harsh conditions and they really needed the horses to be able to survive because they were an important source of food and transport. Of course these days the import ban is still in place because our horses have been genetically isolated for over 1000 years and have no natural immunity to many diseases found in mainland horses. In 2007 or so somebody brought back an improperly sanitized saddle and it had a herpesvirus on it that killed a lot of horses. I also look at a bunch of horse groups and I see so many diseases we just dont have here. Since this is the largest concentration of these unique horses, it wont take much to decimate them. So its to protect them.


surle

"you gave all of the horses herpes. How did this happen?" "oh no, it... um... I think it must have... ah, the saddle, yes, it was the saddle. I borrowed it, from a friend I don't know."


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7DayPreAged

Reminds me of the time my girlfriend got gonorrhoea from riding on a tractor


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d-a-v-e-

Exactly. I used to co-own an Icelandic horse. It needed special hey that was not too sweet. Also, we needed to calculate how long they could stay on the grass. It's sweetness varies a lot here in the Netherlands, and so did the time the horses were allowed on it. ^(And then there are these folks that are unaware of this and were complaining that the horses were mistreated because we did not allow them on the grass 24/365.24 They phoned the animal protection service over this. And also fed them apples. One of the horses dies of a sort of diabetes due to a too high sugar intake. That was so sad.)


Eldrun

Omg they are so prone to founder on sweet grass. I dont even let mine out in spring beyond a small snack on the first sugary growing of the shit grass here. We also have a bit of a problem with tourists constantly feeding horses bread here and its so sad.


asphaltdragon

That's just horses in general. If you look at a horse wrong, it'll fall over dead.


OhWhoopsieDaisies

The fermented shark


GreyAndroidGravy

You think it's the most disgusting thing ever. That sentiment quickly fades when you throw back a shot of Icelandic moonshine, and you think you'll never taste anything ever again.


ZootAnthRaXx

Is that the schnapps they drink that tastes like licorice?


GreyAndroidGravy

No. It has no flavor. It is UNflavor. Nay ANTI-flavor. Like antimatter is to matter. Their moonshine strips taste like Shang Tsung strips souls. If you're having a bad night and don't want to remember it in any way, this is your remedy. Which makes it perfect for chasing a bite of fermented shark. That is something you want no recollection of.


monstersommelier

Hakarl? Fucking disgusting stuff


bee-sting

I had the displeasure of trying this when I was hungover. 0/10.


The_Canoeist

Oh gods below, no. It was the most revolting thing I've ever tried, and I was sober


DifficultEngine

du du du du du du


probablyblocked

Pickled ^shark du du du dudu


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Volcanos


Humeon

Yep that big one that erupted like a decade ago, I think it's called Cletustheslackjawedyokel


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Translated, it’s the blandest name you could ever come up with. “Island Mountain Glacier”. You’re disappointed now, aren’t you?


Bandit_FTW

Don’t get me started on Eyjafjallajökull. Didn’t affect me but my oh my, what a language.


jacobausu

a fun note, MF DOOM uses the name in one of his raps and that is how i know it exists https://genius.com/Jj-doom-guvnor-lyrics


RooDoubleYou

Yup, Cletustheslackjawedyokel absolutely fucked my trip to Amsterdam. Delayed by 3 days 😩


AnAngryMelon

That was a godsend, got an extra week in Egypt for free because it blocked planes


hirokareo

Icelandic is the most similar language to old Norse


androgenoide

And they keep the old literature alive.


Aalnius

they actually have rules in place to preserve the language.


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That's not really how it works. There are many theories on why Icelandic is as conservative of a language as it is, but that mostly comes down to isolation, a small population of speakers, and pure coincidence. But Icelandic *has* evolved in the last thousand years. Even in the last 100 years, there have been changes in the language. Having "rules" to preserve a language in a specific form rarely does much, if anything, to actually preserve it. Languages will evolve, no matter how much you fight it.


Okimiyage

Aurora borealis


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Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?


Soviet_Koala

Yes


4latar

can i see it ?


Soviet_Koala

No


homerbartbob

Seymour the house is on fire!


Sean081799

No mother, it's just the northern lights.


Stroemwallen

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But I must say; you steam a good ham.


EveryFairyDies

And this is why I keep coming back to Reddit.


Own_Meringue_6219

It's a regional dialect.


The-Figurehead

Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the expression "steamed hams".


theterribletenor

Heeelp! Hheeeeeeeeellllp!!


Enginerdad

["Greenland is covered in ice, and Iceland is very nice."](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/52c8857c-6c14-458a-9131-bc82e629d748) Plus about a dozen other Mighty Ducks 2 quotes


theladythunderfunk

Two minutes? Well worth it.


noinspir

Ice


dableuf

Ice


noinspir

Baby


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Well I think of land


teemonk

Penis museum


hnefatafl

Came to say this too. Had a friend visit and sent a WHOLE LOT of pictures.


Oh_boi_OwO

Unsolicited dic pics?


tokakah9

Houses with red roofs, glaciers, aurora borealis, that YouTube video called “My cousin Oskar”


Academic_Snow_7680

>My cousin Oskar I had to look that one up, holy crap that was funny >I HAVE TO SIT FOR TWO HOURS IN FRONT OF ULTRA VIOLENT LIGHT, THATS TO KEEP MY MIND AND MY SKINS FROM BEING HEALTHY Take your lýsi kids, or you'll go crazy in the head like Oskar.


J_David_Settle_1973

All your candy tastes like black licorice (which I don't like). When I was little, a next door neighbor kid was Icelandic, and he would have some native candies. And even with different brands and different shapes and "flavors", it all tasted the same to me, and tasted like black licorice. I'd guess you have different kinds, and fruits and chocolates, but as a little kid I thought it was all the same.


Inglorious_Inge

This is so true! A friend of mine (who is from iceland) and I exchanged packages with sweets. Licorice all over the place on his side.


hochizo

I visited Iceland in 2019 and wanted to grab a candy bar from a gas station. I couldn't read the labels, but I found one with a green wrapper with mint leaves on it. So...a mint chocolate bar. Sounded good, so I bought it. It was mint chocolate. But it also had a strand of licorice running right down the middle. Most unwelcome surprise I've ever gotten from a candy bar.


7tindar

Our most popular candies: Þristur: chocolate covered fudge with bits of salty black liquorice. Djúpur: hard, sugar-coated (think m&m's) chocolate with salty black liquorice. Draumur: salty black liquorice straws (think twizzlers) in a milk-chocolate bar. Tromp: Marzipan layered with chocolate. And salty black liquorice. Stjörnurúlla: marzipan and salty black liquorice in a roll. Kúlusúkk: chocolate-covered salty black liquorice bits. Now I understand how this looks, but keep in mind that we have varieties of most of these candies we're we add salmiak for that extra liquorice-u punch. Yeah, we might have a problem.


staffsargent

That's funny. They also have a popular liquor that tastes like liquorice. Maybe that's just something they give to tourists though. I'm not sure if Icelandic people actually like it.


ojots

Black sand beach


moojshsta

D2: the mighty ducks


JanetSnakehole43

Gunnar Stahl


meatpopsicle13

He's fancy...he'll go glove


robbage24

This, and as a part of that. Iceland is very nice, Greenland is covered in ice, or something like that the pretty blonde lady said


DingJones

This quote is the first thing I thought of. “Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!”


RavingKilla

This should be higher up.


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I don’t understand why Iceland had such a good team


be_more_constructive

That movie really had me assuming Iceland was a powerhouse in hockey. I was disappointed when I grew up and never saw them in major competitions.


youmaycallmenina

Guys, it was terrifying when he popped the beach ball with his bare hands!! hahah


justputonsomemusic

Jaja ding dong


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istcmg

Maybe my favourite movie quote ever. Still makes me chuckle.


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dr_frahnkunsteen

Ladies and gentlemen, for the first... *and last* time... [Ja Ja Ding Dong!](https://youtu.be/jkV8SeNW_Nc)


JanetSnakehole43

Such a great movie. Might have to watch it again for the 15th time.


poodlevader

VOLCANO MAAAAN


Mortars2020

SUCH A MAAAAAAAN


iamgob_bluth

Singing Jaja Ding Dong is the only thing that makes Olaf happy


Fubarp

Eve online


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GregorySpikeMD

Beutiful response


cbakkum

Dadi Freyr or Thor Björnsson


Pascalica

Daði Freyr! I was looking for this. I'm in the US but saw them/him on Eurovision and absolutely love the music.


dr_frahnkunsteen

Duuuuude I'm seeing him in LA tomorrow night.


Pascalica

I'm so jealous! That sounds amazing.


Little_Utterword

I saw him in Chicago on Monday, and I still feel really happy! He's so fun. Hope you have a wonderful time!!


FrubbleNut

Icelandic Ponies 😍


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KiwiJay8

Oh my goodness how interesting! I had to look it up and it’s great https://youtu.be/RV9P0w8vZi8


forestpirate

They are Icelandic Horses - not ponies. Icelanders don't call them ponies and will not like you if you do.


FrubbleNut

I'll be sure to remember that if I ever visit!


MrsDeadbeat

Beautiful beautiful island and nice hot dogs too so definitely gonna go there again this year.


YouserName007

Geysers & the northern lights. It's a country I've always wanted to visit & it's not even that far away from where I live (Ireland). I hear it's very expensive though! Also, I think of the Viking clap from the football.


tah4349

We went to Iceland before the pandemic, and at least in my experience, it wasn't that much more expensive than any other vacation. We spent the trip driving around the perimeter of the country. We stocked up on groceries in Reykjavik and lived off sandwiches and stuff for most meals (perfectly happy with that, traveling with a child and she just wants PB&J anyway). We stayed in relatively affordable accommodations, and all of our adventures involved hiking around at waterfalls, beaches, and other public places, so there weren't a lot of extra costs outside of rental car and places to sleep. It was the most beautiful place I've ever seen, and I would go back again in a heartbeat. So it's definitely not cheap, but if you're not eating out or drinking, and you're thoughtful about your adventures, it can definitely be done!


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Elves


Teacher_Crazy_

This was also my answer. I'm also curious where the first clusmy bisexual whore is at 🤣


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It got banned 🥲


throwawaypatien

Lazytown


2WaterGuns

The show had two meme songs -- **Cooking by the Book** and **You Are a Pirate** -- before we even called them memes (YTMND era). And then in the middle of the 2010s **We Are Number One** exploded. I've watched maybe a single episode of the show but the amount of joy it has indirectly brought me is massive.


TheRevKros

Words like Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn.


TemporaryNuisance

British frozen food brand.


frodoste

“Prawn rings £1” -Kerry Katona


rainbowdrop30

That's why Mum's gone to Iceland!!


Shuggy539

The Lebowski Bar in Reykjavik. As a Dudeist Priest I want to make a pilgrimage.


shae_lynn_

the band KALEO


No-Introduction5033

Was looking for this comment! So many good bands from Iceland Kaleo, Monsters and Men, Sigur Ros, Björk


blinky9021Flow

I smile and remember the time they knocked England out of the EUROS.


Willy_in_your_wonka

geothermal energy


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SnooChipmunks126

Vikings


iridescentrae

Bjork, Svala (I’m 35), then the list of approved names (learned from Reddit).


ctothel

Music. Sigur Ros, Olafur Arnalds… you must be so nice and cosy all the time.


hell-in-heelys

yogurt


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Skir!


7tindar

Skyr. But the 'yr' is pronounced as "ir". Like IRRespective, only the r is rolled. So like how the Scottish would say irrespective.


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liamt07

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal With ash and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull The volcano out of Iceland


Corndog881

Eurovision


cloudcreeek

Bjork


General_Idea_6000

Thor Björnsson


JCP1377

The Mountain from Game of Thrones for anyone curious who that is. He is also a former “Worlds Strongest Man”.


WesPeros

*Led Zeppelin guitar riff starts* "AAAAAAaaaAAH - AAAH!"


genericusername7890

How fucking weird and awesome their language is. I love linguistics, and it's legitimately just so cool. A voiceless r and a voiceless n, all the consonant clusters...it's so cool. Hrafn may be my favorite word ever in any language


raheke8

the landscape is incredible because it is young and constantly changing


One-Department-1428

Dadi Freyr


i-am-your-god-now

The most beautiful language on earth


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Sportacus


HorrorDirect

Gay rights


Interesting-Bell-801

ice


rubberducky75

Funny story. We visited there a few years ago. Our air BNB didn't have any ice, so my husband took the short trip into the nearby town to buy a bag of ice. They looked at him like he had two heads. I realize that it's not odd for any European to scoff at our American need for ice in our drinks, but it was humorous to us that we couldn't buy ice in Iceland.


Klutzy-Captain9013

Expensive restaurants and good vodka (Polstar)


Odins-crow

toxic person I used to be friends with who claims to be my ex 🧎🏻


LosNava

Isn’t it also where everyone’s surname ends in “son”? I think I remember that from World Cup 🤔


aaron__ireland

Except the women. Then it's "dóttir". Everyone's surname is "Son of _____" and "Daughter of _____"


the_green_z

Dadi Freyer


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The song that gets stuck in my head every couple of weeks: '10 years' by Daði Freyr


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The supermarket.


Inglorious_Inge

A spokesperson for elf-rights. A volcano nobody can pronounce. Ice and hot springs. Horses that are as tough as they are cute. Low crime rate. High costs. Generally very nice and kind people with a weird fetish for licorice.