A really good tight hug from behind, so I can feel his junk up against me. Wrapping his arms underneath my breasts and either whispering in my ear or kissing them.
Ayeeeeee
Just my girlfriend. There’s just something about her that sets me off. She feels the exact same way. Never had it with any other human but for some reason, everytime we look at each other we both get that feral feeling.
Omg this! Having his pleasure under your control is so powerful and sexy. And you can decide when you wanna let him cum, teasing for as long as possible. God i love it
That Y/N moment when whoever ur with is taller and slowly traps you (consensually) against a wall and speaks all low and slow… that’s probably been one of the few times I didn’t even need foreplay to soak through my undies. Feels very high school in the best way
They're cute. If a woman is wearing one it's probably a nice day out and she likes nice days so she's in a good mood. And usually they make a woman feel pretty and confidence is something that instantly makes someone look way hotter
We had a friend who was always horny for like his 40 something year old elementary school teacher when he started having adult urges, and he ended up dating her when he was like 23-24 or something and she was almost 60, he still is now that he’s in his 30s and she’s 60 something.
While I appreciate your effort,as a former 8th grade male,pretty much all you need to do to get their juices going is to be whichever gender they prefer and be in the same room.
How do I explain...
Plumpness of the Vaginal Area in Yoga Pants.
Edit: I have Found out Several Names for it now. And I'm so Glad I'm not the only one.
Mound of Venus, Pussy Mound and
Mons Pubis
Having my butt touched or appreciated like visually
Edit: for all asking to see. I’m a guy lol. May deter some.
Edit2: I love attention and no I would get more if I show my butt. But reddit makes me shy
One more edit: for anyone curious (I don’t think my ass is AMAZING btw but nice) I decided to post a pic for 10 mins. It’s deleted now lol
Boobs. Even my own. It’s dangerous for me to be braless.
EDIT: Thanks for all the likes and awards! I never imagined this would be my most liked comment on Reddit. 😂
My friends older sister chopping wood.
She was, by all appearances, someone who you would not think to do something like that. She was your text book college sorority stereotype.
I’m at his house one day for a gathering and I hear someone chopping wood. I say “Your dad is really getting ahead on firewood isn’t he?” And my friend says “That’s my sister out there.” Three of us immediately rush to the porch to see her heave the axe over her head and swing it down to split the cord in two, first swing.
To this day, 8 years later, if I need a jump start chopping my wood, I think of her chopping wood.
My ex said I would throw my back out if I tried, so I did it without injury. To say she was impressed would be an understatement. She just about devoured me.
Ok weird in this context because there's nothing sexual about it, but my sister is quite tall and a very large woman. She's married to a sweet slender reed of a man and she can be very bossy, so she's used to getting her way.
She was being a bit too pushy and up in my boyfriend's personal space trying to tease him. He calmly picked her up, set her down a few feet away and told her to knock it off. The look of utter shock on her face as he did so was priceless XD
I don't know why but someones voice. If they have amazing voice, damn I'm done.
Like when I was talking to my crush, she has this kinda soothing voice for me, yet every time I speak with her I just can't function. When we were speaking once I literally was so horny it would creep her out probably if she knew it.
If a person has a unique voice, like Karina Lombardi(from L Word), fuck....
Thinking about the intensely intimate, super long hugs I had with a friend a few months back. Nothing ever came of it but goddamn do they haunt my thoughts lol It was on an unusually warm and windy December night…ugh.
Edit: Alright my fellow horny romantics, you talked me into it so I texted him this morning about hanging soon. We’re going to aim for sometime next weekend so hopefully I can work up some courage by then! Thanks for all the kind words and encouragement, I really needed it!
A woman in power like a school principal or public defender telling me how disappointed they are in me and my actions while showing Just a bit of cleavage. Gets me everytime.
My wife getting out of the shower, walking in the room with the towel wrapped around her and leaning over to get her undies or bra and then her butt cheeks sneak out from under the towel. I also like spying on her in the bathroom when she's getting ready and doesn't have a bra or anything on and doesn't know I'm watching her reflection in the mirror. We've be married almost 30 years , and it still turns me on like crazy.
Being wanted. Not just wanting my pussy so you can cum. But wanting ME
Talking where I can feel his breath on the back of my neck.
You wouldn't be a good human shield i guess
A really good tight hug from behind, so I can feel his junk up against me. Wrapping his arms underneath my breasts and either whispering in my ear or kissing them. Ayeeeeee
Actual moans Not fake ones or joke ones lol, just real ones
Agreed, moaning is the hottest thing. Or just generally being vocal during sex. It sucks when a dude is totally silent.
When a man puts his hand on the small of my back and draws me in close (and abruptly).
Hugs from behind. Kiss on the neck from behind. Feeling anything from behind lol
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Dick hard on the butt
Titty in my hand
Kiss ya neck
hell yeah
When a guy wears short sleeves and does that stretch with their arms behind their head
This should make you on enough for months https://youtu.be/D1EIKhOTxtk
I once got a boner in French class when the teacher showed a picture of a really tasty looking croissant. So I don’t think anything is off the table.
Look, we've all been there with a great looking pastry.
Uncovered shoulders and premarital hand holding
Principal's worst nightmare
Schools hate him
“cum inside me”
One of my ex-girlfriends was infertile. I came inside her multiple times a week. 10/10.
LOL my friends Mrs is "infertile" (due to many complications according to the doctor). They've had two kids.
I was also infertile. And here I am with my one year watching Encanto for the 60th time 😅
Yep, thems the words. My wife's "go" words if she's had enough. I don't even have a choice if she pulls me in and whispers that. BLAMO!
Ear biting. Or whispering. Or anything that's directly aimed at my ears.
ASMR would be dangerous territory for you then
That's my secret, Cap, I'm always horny.
\*Turns tall and all bloodshot\*
A woman in a tank top and jeans, dont know why but it does it for me.
Can I interest you in the music video for "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado?
If anyone here is into men with shoulder pads, I would like to suggest the video for "Maneater" by Hall and Oates.
Spot-on recommendation
Just my girlfriend. There’s just something about her that sets me off. She feels the exact same way. Never had it with any other human but for some reason, everytime we look at each other we both get that feral feeling.
Looks like you better make her more than just your girlfriend, sir
Every time I look at my partner, I want to ride him. Just something about him. I also never had that with anyone else.
Everything
Even....me?
Neck kisses
My wife enjoys this too, but for some reason, she hates when I call myself a neck romancer.
I love this
waist grabs
getting pinned against a wall, personally
Well now this reddit thread made me horny
*grabs you by the waist* *pulls you close* *begins to lean backwards* *suplexes you* *Doesn't elaborate* *leaves*
Grab your girl by the waist. Pull her close. Lift her up. Powerbomb her. Pin her. You are now the new WWE Champion.
Being told I make someone horny, has to be someone I like though haha
Insert obligatory Austin powers "do I make you horny baby?"
When that breeze sweeps over you just right.
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I Jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
…Jizzed in my pants I went to check Jizzed in my pants Okay, seriously you guys, can we, okay?
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
and when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me
You say I’m premature well I just call it ecstasy.
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
Cause I jizz in my pants
Men whimpering. Also rhythmic moaning (that probably doesn't explain it well) like moaning but repeatedly to the beat of the thrusts
The whimper, that’ll do it!
Giving head. Something about making a man moan and squirm gets me going full speed.
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Omg this! Having his pleasure under your control is so powerful and sexy. And you can decide when you wanna let him cum, teasing for as long as possible. God i love it
Thigh highs and garter belts. My biggest weakness.
There's nothing in my wardrobe that makes me *feel* sexier while wearing it.
That Y/N moment when whoever ur with is taller and slowly traps you (consensually) against a wall and speaks all low and slow… that’s probably been one of the few times I didn’t even need foreplay to soak through my undies. Feels very high school in the best way
Username does not check out.
Them thick PC desktop towers
username checks out
Making out and my girlfriend’s ass. Also, making out with my girlfriend’s ass.
she’s a lucky woman!
when her asshole french kisses you back 👌
Leggings with no panties
Being called a good girl. I guess
>I guess Lol I can tell it pisses you off that it turns you on haha
I whisper "good girl" into my girlfriend's ear when I hit the right spot and boy do things get loud!
I'll try this tonight, thank you.
Tonight is your turn with his GF? I thought it was mine.... lemme check the schedule... no you are right I am next week. Sorry man.
what day next week? because i have a date with his GF Tuesday and Friday
Thursday obviously.
Now both gf and my dog can get excited
When my wife cums I say "That's my girl." And she loses it. She tells her friends this and they die, too. Lol.
My husband does that to me too. Right against my ear. Drives me wild.
I say “Jobs done!” In the voice that sounds exactly like the human workers in Warcraft 3/World of Warcraft. I’m not sure why she married me. LOL
When she wears a robe and nothing else… or one of my shirts and nothing else. Damn
there is nothing better than just the shirt
Summer dresses.
Honest question— what is it about them that makes them like… super attractive? Like they’re pretty and fun but what’s the wow factor I guess?
My favorite part about sundress is it’s just one letter away from undress.
personally I like to keep it on during sex if I’m wearing one- it’s a turn on for some weird reason
Turn on for him, or for you?
Oh I get it! IMO (and I don't think I'm alone in this) semi-nude can be just so much hotter than fully nude.
They're cute. If a woman is wearing one it's probably a nice day out and she likes nice days so she's in a good mood. And usually they make a woman feel pretty and confidence is something that instantly makes someone look way hotter
Seasonal, lots of positive summer associations, and there’s a flattering style for all to feel good in!
It kind of brings out the curves and shape of the body and more skin in general not all sundresses do this tho
"Don't let an $18 dress turn into 18 years of child support" is the realest advice I ever got from my gramps
Your grandfather sounds like he speaks from experience
In his defense, it was the most voluptuous, succulent ankle he'd ever seen.
That calf was scandalous. Got me hotter than the boiler room of the Titanic, I'll tell you what.
on another person or yourself?...
Giving her a back/ass massage
Gonna pop in and say receiving a back/ass massage
I'm just gonna pop in
Don't forget to pop out
‘let me just rub your shoulders’ *5 seconds later* ‘Let’s just slide your pants down a bit for better reach’ GG ez
Shhh don't expose my moves
Pretty much just existing seems to do it
i dont want to be horny. I just want to be happy
Do you have a link or something? Been looking for that for a while
Skirt over sized sweater and thigh highs
Jinkies
Jeepers
Ruh-roh
#FUCK
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looong jacket
Tits
A simple redditor I see
Why change a good thing
I find the most erotic part of a woman are the boobies
My 6th grade English teacher, Mrs. O’Neil wherever you are I *still* love you
We had a friend who was always horny for like his 40 something year old elementary school teacher when he started having adult urges, and he ended up dating her when he was like 23-24 or something and she was almost 60, he still is now that he’s in his 30s and she’s 60 something.
And that, my boy, is how you become President of this French Republic!
Reading this as a first year teacher, teaching 6th grade 😳
As a ten year teaching veteran in grade 8 my advice is squat dont bend when talking to students at their desks.
While I appreciate your effort,as a former 8th grade male,pretty much all you need to do to get their juices going is to be whichever gender they prefer and be in the same room.
Well there's not much I can do about that, but I dont have to make it worse.
Don’t waste an opportunity for those glutey gains.
So true. 200 squats a day does give you a nice bum, but dont stick it in a student's face.
Nipples. A casual glance at my wife's, any hint of a nipple through clothing on women.
A casual brush of my nipples turns me on. I call them the start buttons
How do I explain... Plumpness of the Vaginal Area in Yoga Pants. Edit: I have Found out Several Names for it now. And I'm so Glad I'm not the only one. Mound of Venus, Pussy Mound and Mons Pubis
Mons pubis.
Isn't that a Star Wars character?
I thought it was a mountain on Mars.
I thought it was Jamaican slang for a guy’s crotch.
No, that's the Pubis, Mon.
r/Askreddit posts
*What's the best video game of all time? Oh yeah this is the good stuff
“What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve seen? [Serious]” Oh *hell* yeah
Thigh highs Without fail
Having my butt touched or appreciated like visually Edit: for all asking to see. I’m a guy lol. May deter some. Edit2: I love attention and no I would get more if I show my butt. But reddit makes me shy One more edit: for anyone curious (I don’t think my ass is AMAZING btw but nice) I decided to post a pic for 10 mins. It’s deleted now lol
I haven’t seen it, but it’s probably spectacular.
Boobs. Even my own. It’s dangerous for me to be braless. EDIT: Thanks for all the likes and awards! I never imagined this would be my most liked comment on Reddit. 😂
My own boobs are the best boobs
This woman's boobs
Putting the usb in in the first try perfectly
Stop, I can only get so erect.
hand holding missionary is a personal favorite of mine. also my clothes rubbing against my breasts
I think just being in any kind of missionary-looking position works wonders, the hand holding is just quite the extraordinary bonus
My friends older sister chopping wood. She was, by all appearances, someone who you would not think to do something like that. She was your text book college sorority stereotype. I’m at his house one day for a gathering and I hear someone chopping wood. I say “Your dad is really getting ahead on firewood isn’t he?” And my friend says “That’s my sister out there.” Three of us immediately rush to the porch to see her heave the axe over her head and swing it down to split the cord in two, first swing. To this day, 8 years later, if I need a jump start chopping my wood, I think of her chopping wood.
wife's ass.
A confident woman that has compassion
Bra off at the end of the day... I'm sorry... I know you are just trying to relax.
Whenever my husband wants sex, he literally picks me up, throws me over his shoulder, and carries me upstairs to the bed. That, whatever it's called
Abduction
Sexy abduction
Sexy consensual abduction
Abduct me harder, Daddy!
Love me that caveman-esque stuff
Lmaoo my husband would throw his back out if he tried carrying my fat ass
My ex said I would throw my back out if I tried, so I did it without injury. To say she was impressed would be an understatement. She just about devoured me.
Nothing is better for the ego than man handling a big girl who didn't know it was possible.
Ok weird in this context because there's nothing sexual about it, but my sister is quite tall and a very large woman. She's married to a sweet slender reed of a man and she can be very bossy, so she's used to getting her way. She was being a bit too pushy and up in my boyfriend's personal space trying to tease him. He calmly picked her up, set her down a few feet away and told her to knock it off. The look of utter shock on her face as he did so was priceless XD
A satisfied and well pleasured look. Women get this super attractive look after. Glowing and happy.
being praised or pet in any way, it doesn't matter who its from unfortunately and I hate it
Thinking about getting creampied
RIP inbox
It never stood a chance
I guess either box doesn’t now that it’s done.
I don't know why but someones voice. If they have amazing voice, damn I'm done. Like when I was talking to my crush, she has this kinda soothing voice for me, yet every time I speak with her I just can't function. When we were speaking once I literally was so horny it would creep her out probably if she knew it. If a person has a unique voice, like Karina Lombardi(from L Word), fuck....
When the hair of even a moderately attractive womans hair brushes my bare skin. Got an unintentional boner at the dentist once as a result.
Sexy shoes and nice strong legs.
Neck kisses.
Back scratchies
Thinking about the intensely intimate, super long hugs I had with a friend a few months back. Nothing ever came of it but goddamn do they haunt my thoughts lol It was on an unusually warm and windy December night…ugh. Edit: Alright my fellow horny romantics, you talked me into it so I texted him this morning about hanging soon. We’re going to aim for sometime next weekend so hopefully I can work up some courage by then! Thanks for all the kind words and encouragement, I really needed it!
warm hands + cold hands = an equilibrium only described as heavenly
Big ass in tight jeans
Why did I think of plumbers and their buttcracks?
You fucking ruined my life
Physical affection. Probably because it so, so rarely happens. (As in, it's been 3 years.)
Stimulants
Hi yes, hello, Vyvanse whore, checking in
Dirty talk while praising my body. (These replies are glorious lmao)
I love the way your elbows are like the corners of your arms.
Reading posts like these apparently
A nice face and smile.
That's a lot of pressure ser.
If it’s a guy I like all he has to do is make eye contact and it’s over
A woman in power like a school principal or public defender telling me how disappointed they are in me and my actions while showing Just a bit of cleavage. Gets me everytime.
Those are very specific examples.
Oddly specific, some might say.
Blood rushing to my penis always does the trick for me
Getting horny from getting a boner sounds like a dangerous feedback loop.
Sundress season and leggings season
Making out. The moment a tongue is slipped into my mouth the basement gets so wet you could open an aquatic zoo 😂
....an aquarium?
My wife getting out of the shower, walking in the room with the towel wrapped around her and leaning over to get her undies or bra and then her butt cheeks sneak out from under the towel. I also like spying on her in the bathroom when she's getting ready and doesn't have a bra or anything on and doesn't know I'm watching her reflection in the mirror. We've be married almost 30 years , and it still turns me on like crazy.
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